JZ783's definitions

playgay

Playing the gay.

Pretending to be gay for personal gain or just to play a game.

Michael playgay'd himself into the fashion industry.

Poor Stephanie thought for certain that Melly was a gay; alas Melly was playing the gay.

by JZ783 August 16, 2017

nasshole

A term combining "NASA" and "asshole." It is used by some flat-earthers to insult NASA and people who know that the pictures obtained from NASA of space (particularly, of our round earth) are authentic.

Since these pictures directly contradict their "theory," flat-earthers outright deny their validity, and go on to claim that NASA is a deceitful, malicious tool of the Illuminati government to control the sheep masses.

Flat-brainer: "You globers have no evidence that the earth is round."
Intelligent person: "Um, yes we do. Like, fucking PHOTOS taken by satellites."
Flat-brainer: "Moronic sheep. You'll believe anything those nassholes show you."
Intelligent person: "I'm done with you. Seek help now for your paranoid delusions."
Flat-brainer: "Bye nasshole."

by JZ783 July 11, 2016

cocksock

A nostalgic term used retrospectively for the sock one used to jack off into, before one graduated to paper towels, the toilet, the shower, etc.

Synonym for crusty sock.

Oh gawd, I think I just rediscovered my cocksock under this stack of old clothes. Those were the days ...

by JZ783 July 11, 2016

Drive-by pornstar

Hot young thots who shoot porn for a few months and then suddenly stop for unknown reasons.

Often they will delete/abandon their social media and seemingly vanish off the face of the earth.

Me: what happened to <insert thot>? No new scenes for months already and her twitter is gone.
Bro: just another drive-by pornstar, dude.
Me: damn, she was so hot...

by JZ783 October 28, 2018