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ANC

The ruling political party of South Africa.

Founded on principles of equality and liberation, the regime drifted into terrorism for a number of years before democracy was achieved in the '90s.

Shown to be increasingly corrupt and incompetent. Under the party's rule education, the health system, national infrastructure, the economy, the police, employment, etc have all gone down the toilet. It is well-known that the party is run in the shadows by the rich Gupta family. President Jacob Zuma, the party's current leader, has faced multiple charges of corruption, rape, racketeering, etc.
The ANC are experts at self-enrichment at the expense of the people.

I don't think there's a single moral fibre within the ANC.

ANC = African National Circus, African National Clowns, cANCer
by JZ783 February 4, 2017
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Rap

A type of non-music created for the untalented and egotistical to spread their non-culture.
Don't you just love listening to rap, with its mind-numbing repetitive beats and untrained "artists" shouting about how great they are.
by JZ783 August 6, 2017
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cocksock

A nostalgic term used retrospectively for the sock one used to jack off into, before one graduated to paper towels, the toilet, the shower, etc.

Synonym for crusty sock.
Oh gawd, I think I just rediscovered my cocksock under this stack of old clothes. Those were the days ...
by JZ783 July 11, 2016
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nasshole

A term combining "NASA" and "asshole." It is used by some flat-earthers to insult NASA and people who know that the pictures obtained from NASA of space (particularly, of our round earth) are authentic.

Since these pictures directly contradict their "theory," flat-earthers outright deny their validity, and go on to claim that NASA is a deceitful, malicious tool of the Illuminati government to control the sheep masses.
Flat-brainer: "You globers have no evidence that the earth is round."
Intelligent person: "Um, yes we do. Like, fucking PHOTOS taken by satellites."
Flat-brainer: "Moronic sheep. You'll believe anything those nassholes show you."
Intelligent person: "I'm done with you. Seek help now for your paranoid delusions."
Flat-brainer: "Bye nasshole."
by JZ783 July 11, 2016
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