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Definitions by JZ783

nasshole 

A term combining "NASA" and "asshole." It is used by some flat-earthers to insult NASA and people who know that the pictures obtained from NASA of space (particularly, of our round earth) are authentic.

Since these pictures directly contradict their "theory," flat-earthers outright deny their validity, and go on to claim that NASA is a deceitful, malicious tool of the Illuminati government to control the sheep masses.
Flat-brainer: "You globers have no evidence that the earth is round."
Intelligent person: "Um, yes we do. Like, fucking PHOTOS taken by satellites."
Flat-brainer: "Moronic sheep. You'll believe anything those nassholes show you."
Intelligent person: "I'm done with you. Seek help now for your paranoid delusions."
Flat-brainer: "Bye nasshole."
nasshole by JZ783 July 11, 2016
Another word for penis. Used in certain dialects, or otherwise as a socially acceptable/quircky way to refer to a man's dick.
Ben, can you please remove your wally from my mouth. We're about to sing happy birthday to little Melissa.
wally by JZ783 July 11, 2016
A nostalgic term used retrospectively for the sock one used to jack off into, before one graduated to paper towels, the toilet, the shower, etc.

Synonym for crusty sock.
Oh gawd, I think I just rediscovered my cocksock under this stack of old clothes. Those were the days ...
cocksock by JZ783 July 11, 2016
That guy standing a little too close behind you in the supermarket queue.
Hey faggot, stop rubbing your willy against my trousers.
faggot by JZ783 March 8, 2016