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donut shop
donut shop by Joe November 24, 2009
artsy-fartsy
Anything produced in the arts that is over the top eccentric and comes out looking stupid. The artist who created it is usually some loser who tries to be different, but does the same thing as every other artsy-fartsy type. They tend to think their works are unique, creatively genius, good for all humanity, abstract, and expressive. If the artists is a film maker then the movie makes absolutely no sense, will have random shots, is usually shot in black and white, and has stupid monotone dialogue. If they are a musician then they create music specific for avant-garde. The music is a bunch of noise with no harmony, rhythm, or present melody. The artist says his or her piece of music details the work of a Picasso painting.
Every 'artsy-fartsy' person is an aspiring artist. Even if they just go to museums to stare at paintings and act like they have a true passion for it, they can't help but create their own pieces of trash. Then they show it off to the public and the public tells them they suck. So the artists always respond with "no one understands my vision" or some stupid excuse like that.
Don't confuse the phony artsy-fartsy types from the real artists. Real artists will consistently change their style of work and explore new areas. The fakes will copy off a real artist and make the same pointless work for the rest of their career. Real artists will never cheese-out.
Every 'artsy-fartsy' person is an aspiring artist. Even if they just go to museums to stare at paintings and act like they have a true passion for it, they can't help but create their own pieces of trash. Then they show it off to the public and the public tells them they suck. So the artists always respond with "no one understands my vision" or some stupid excuse like that.
Don't confuse the phony artsy-fartsy types from the real artists. Real artists will consistently change their style of work and explore new areas. The fakes will copy off a real artist and make the same pointless work for the rest of their career. Real artists will never cheese-out.
"Film festivals are filled with 'artsy-fartsy films'."
"I don't like my teacher. He's too artsy-artsy".
"I don't like my teacher. He's too artsy-artsy".
artsy-fartsy by Joe May 7, 2008
bronson
A slang for the slang term 'killer' meaning awesome. Originates from Charles Bronson always going around in movies killing creeps who mugged him or raped and killed family members in each and every movie.
Zlotek Buckaroo
(the relationship ender) After locking in the "Tebbutt Manoeuver" and wrapping ones legs around your partner, attempt to ride for as long as possible whilst commenting on how much fitter your last girlfriend was. Points are earnt for staying on as long as possible.
"Fuck me, Bob is coming down the stairs and he's got Jane in the Tebbutt Manouver, Tim, get your camera!" "Fuck that, he's trying to lock in for a session of Zlotek Buckaroo! Ill get the camcorder!"
Zlotek Buckaroo by Joe March 31, 2008