JOE's definitions

gator rat

yes meaghan you come up with the bestest definitons ever

meaghan thought of the word gator rat

by joe March 9, 2005

Schiavoed

To get retardedly drunk

Man I got so schiavoed last night i wound up making out with some fat chick.

by joe April 13, 2005

legless

Slang, means intoxicated, drunk. When people get drunk they loose their sense of balance, i.e. legless. Chiefly british.

Downed 8 pints last night I was totally legless.

by Joe February 1, 2005

boeg

"gay" in swedish, originally "bög" but it was changed to fit Half Life since scandinavian letters arent supported.

"din jaevla awpboeg/"
- "you damn awp gay"

by Joe May 12, 2003

J-TOWN

El paso's sister city across the border in mexico

it's friday we aint got no job and we dont got shit to do. lets go to J-town and get drunk with 10 bucks

by joe January 15, 2004

tuffenson

a word that is never used in a sentence

Never use a tuffenson

by joe April 5, 2005

Spruce

Although some beleive it's a tree, Spruce is a human being whose parents can't stop naming their kids after trees. Spruce is a flaming homosexual and should never be trusted.

Don't trust Spruce. I bent over to pick up my dollar, and he tried sticking his head up my ass. So then I stabbed him.

by Joe February 14, 2004