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frown

The famous facial expression of annoyance or anger by quirking the corners of the mouth down. Also as a verb: to show annoyance or anger by quirking the corners of the mouth down.
Harun had a big frown on his face when his identical twin Musa won a medal and Harun did not.

Jim frowned as the elephant sneezed him off its back and Jim was then left in the howdah hanging in front of the elephant's rump. "What if the elephant has to do number two?" thought Jim as he continued to frown in frustration.
by JMC70 December 23, 2018
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No!

"Don't do that!" Used after someone's name for emphasis when telling them not to do something, especially when they defy you.
"Jake, no!" exclaimed Ben as Jake tried to take a seventh cupcake. "Why?" asked Jake. "Because I get seven cupcakes and you get only six cuppycakes!" yelled Ben with angry eyebrows and a narrow open mouth as he pointed his finger at Jake.
by JMC70 December 26, 2018
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homo winter gear

Winter clothes such as jackets, pompom snow hats and baseball caps, worn instead of impressive winter gear such as overcoats, plain skullcaps and deerstalker hats. So called because such winter gear is typically worn by gay guys or pansies.
Because gay fellows or pansies are denied liability insurance, they are only entitled to wear homo winter gear such as winter jackets and pompom snowhats or baseball caps. Homo winter gear does not require liability insurance.

"I'm sorry, Kenny," said the claims examiner, "but because you cannot afford liability insurance due to the big H-shaped hole in your wall, you may only wear homo winter gear, such as a winter jacket and a baseball cap or even a pompom snow hat. I know you'll look like a pansy, but that's the way it is."
by JMC70 March 24, 2019
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Speed Buggy

The 1973-1974 cartoon about the sputtering flying human car, or the human car itself.
Harun, Hayden and Hakeem all enjoy watching Speed Buggy.

Speed Buggy's numbers are 70 and or 51.
by JMC70 March 24, 2019
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homo winter gear

Winter garments such as jackets, baseball caps or pompom snow hats worn instead of overcoats, plain skull caps or deerstalker hats. So called because such winter gear is typically worn by gay guys or pansies.
Because gay guys or pansies are denied liability insurance, they may only wear homo winter gear, such as winter jackets, baseball caps or pompom snow hats. Such winter gear does not require liability insurance.

"I'm sorry, Tom, said his dad, "but because your mother and I are fostering a two-year-old, we cannot afford liability insurance for you. So you may only wear homo winter gear, your winter jacket and pompom snowhat or your baseball cap. You may look like a pansy, but that's the way it is." Tom was secretly gay anyway, so wearing homo winter gear really wouldn't hurt him.
by JMC70 March 24, 2019
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tackle football

The colloquial term used to mean football, obviously since tackling is an integral part of the game.
"Good, I'm glad you babies enjoy tackle football, because I'm giving you each a tackle!" Coach Stillman told Robert and Hayden.
by JMC70 April 15, 2019
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WASP

A fellow regarded as arrogant and snobby. Typically one who is eligible to wear such impressive winter gear such as deerstalker hats, cowboy hats, plain skullcaps and overcoats and scorns any guys who wear winter jackets and either go bareheaded or wear pansy headgear such as pompom snow hats or baseball caps. So called because their attitude resembles that of a typical "White Anglo Saxon Protestant," snobby and condescending.
"Coach Stillman and Nathan are such WASPS, always trampling us just because they wear impressive headgear and overcoats while we wear winter jackets and go bareheaded," said Robert and Hayden.

Todd is quite the WASPtowards Tom, just because Todd wears impressive headgear and an overcoat while Tom either goes bareheaded or wears a pompom snowcat or baseball cap and a winter jacket. Once Todd even slapped the letter U and the number 3 on Tom's bare head; what a WASP!

Gary is also quite the WASP towards poor Jim, especially when he sees Jim lose his pompom snow hat in winter.
by JMC70 March 16, 2019
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