JDMGio's definitions
A snoregasm commences when one slowly begins to snore. Gradually the snoring increases in both loudness and inflection until said snorer reaches the climactic audibility at which point he or she abruptly stops snoring. At this point the snoregasm has been achieved. Post snoregasm, one may or may not disenthrall a sigh of relief.
Whilst watching the football game at Steve's house, Corpulent Carl maliciously consumed nearly all 24 PBRs he had brought with him. Not even reaching the final quarter of the game, Carl abruptly became inexorably comatose in Steve's recliner at which point he began to snore. The snoring became exponentially louder and louder with every breath that was taken until those violent flood gates opened and snoregasm was achieved. With a sigh of relief and satifaction, Carl rolled to his side releasing a fowl, sulfuric fart. Steve, being a sober witness to the events, was never the same. The image of Corpulent Carl's daunting smile post snoregasm forever haunts his dreams.
by JDMGio December 23, 2009
Get the snoregasmmug. Peter: Hey Steve, would you be so kind as to let me borrow your flashlight?
Steve: Oh, you mean my hand-held darkness eliminator? You can on the condition that you swear to guard and protect it with your life, for its powers are unmeasurable and should not be toyed with by mere mortals!
Peter: So. . . does that mean it's like solar powered or something?
Steve: Oh, you mean my hand-held darkness eliminator? You can on the condition that you swear to guard and protect it with your life, for its powers are unmeasurable and should not be toyed with by mere mortals!
Peter: So. . . does that mean it's like solar powered or something?
by JDMGio March 26, 2011
Get the hand-held darkness eliminatormug. A group of musically talentless "artists" that all wear bandannas regardless of whether they are practicing, sitting around tell everyone how great their music is and how they are way ahead of their time, or in the less likely of instances, actually playing a gig.
Dude, did you check out that group last night?
You mean the band-danna? Yeah, I guess they were pretty good, especially if you like Jersey Shore.
You mean the band-danna? Yeah, I guess they were pretty good, especially if you like Jersey Shore.
by JDMGio January 16, 2010
Get the band-dannamug. Due to the unfettering threat of bear attacks - stemmed by one Mr. Stephen Colbert - it is an idiom that suggests one should be mindful of there surroundings, especially when one ventures into known bear territory (Note: Terra Firma is considered bear territory).
This phrase can intrinsically refer to Melissophobia as well.
This phrase can intrinsically refer to Melissophobia as well.
Suzy: "You wanna go on a hike up Blood Mountain?"
Trevor: "I'd love too! We should bear in mind the dangers of hiking that mountain though."
Suzy: "Bear in mind what dan-"
*Out of nowhere, a black bear (ninja bear) mauls Suzy to death. Trevor is speechless. . . but goes on the hike anyways. The End.*
Trevor: "I'd love too! We should bear in mind the dangers of hiking that mountain though."
Suzy: "Bear in mind what dan-"
*Out of nowhere, a black bear (ninja bear) mauls Suzy to death. Trevor is speechless. . . but goes on the hike anyways. The End.*
by JDMGio January 19, 2011
Get the bear in mindmug. After a long night of alcoholic-induced gallivanting and merriment, Jason ventured home to partake in some rather elevating smokification.
by JDMGio September 28, 2010
Get the smokificationmug. The erratic and fan frenzied behavior that ensues when McDonalds graciously brings back the McRib to the masses. Like a gift from God, this delectable delight brings both joy and utter chaos by its presence alone; turning man against his brethren.
Whilst gallivanting around with Laney, Jason saw something that both troubled and overwhelmed him with an unreserved, and seemingly familiar infatuation. Like a shining beacon of truth, the billboard’s words touched him like no poet could ever hope to - “The McRib is back!” The golden arches of glory, once a mere glimmer on the horizon, awoke something inside him he knew to be incorruptible - McRibmania. As if mandated from the heavens, he traversed four lanes of traffic (nearly striking several elderly pedestrians and one small child), keeping steadfast to that ghostly jewel that captivated and enamored his very essence.
“What the HELL are you doing” screamed Laney, her high-pitched voiced piercing his ears like a verbal blade. Like a tidal wave of emotions, his mind was flooded with feelings of intense fury and remorse.
Jason knew he had faltered, that he made a mistake - a mistake that he needed to rectify forthwith. With one swift motion, as if rehearsed or committed to memory, Jason reached across the passenger seat, threw open the door and kicked the unwelcome transient to the curb. Left in tears and questions, Laney watched her former suitor squeal out of that familiar parking lot. With a sigh of relief and treasure in hand (and partially in mouth), he drove into that uncharted expanse - never questioning his judgment and never looking back.
“What the HELL are you doing” screamed Laney, her high-pitched voiced piercing his ears like a verbal blade. Like a tidal wave of emotions, his mind was flooded with feelings of intense fury and remorse.
Jason knew he had faltered, that he made a mistake - a mistake that he needed to rectify forthwith. With one swift motion, as if rehearsed or committed to memory, Jason reached across the passenger seat, threw open the door and kicked the unwelcome transient to the curb. Left in tears and questions, Laney watched her former suitor squeal out of that familiar parking lot. With a sigh of relief and treasure in hand (and partially in mouth), he drove into that uncharted expanse - never questioning his judgment and never looking back.
by JDMGio November 2, 2010
Get the McRibmaniamug. The amalgamation of "masterpiece" and "ass" - essentially a masterful ass. This is applicable to any female that has a lot to bare with her derrière.
Jessica Biel has an ass that won't stop! What an assterpiece!
Even in her older state, J Lo still has a mighty fine assterpiece protecting her backside.
Even in her older state, J Lo still has a mighty fine assterpiece protecting her backside.
by JDMGio February 18, 2011
Get the assterpiecemug.