JC's definitions

dysamalectic

a dyslexic person trying to spell dyslexic

im not thick im dysamalectic

by jc October 15, 2003

dafu

dumb a** f*** up

intellegent person who does not follow corporate rules
outsiders usually view as slacker due to lack of understanding

the new guy is such a dafu

by JC January 5, 2005

Cunt Nugget

Generic insult. Refers to solidified vaginal discharge.

Keep your hands off my damned livermush sandwich, cunt nugget!

by JC May 29, 2004

Car sexing

A sexual act. The event in which a woman undergoes sexual intercourse with a vehicles gearstick/gearknob or handbrake. This is the explanation behind why the car smells funny and the sticky residue found on the gearstick and gearknob, after you had said "ill be back in a minute" to your grilfiend.

'Man, it smells like you been car sexing in here', as he thinks to himself.

by JC October 7, 2004

slunt

Pretty much every fuckhead who listens to modern music or who watches TV, or who sells this shit to others.

Damn! Tom Brokaw is such a slunt.

by JC February 17, 2004

fugazie

1. Fake, not genuine, phony. Essence of being shady.
2. A man/woman who is gay.

Yo that situation is fugazie son. That guy is a little fugazie.

by JC March 31, 2005

8-Bit

A Slang word for the best invention of the late 20th Century, the original Nintendo Entertainment System, also called the NES. Refers to the bits the system was capable of handling. The 8-Bit brought with it classics including: Contra, Double Dragon, Excitebike, Mike Tyson's Punchout and many more unforgettable titles.

Hey B-Vice, let's get high and play 8-bit. Sometimes you have to blow in the 8-Bit games to get them to work properly.

by JC March 22, 2005