11 definitions by J. B. Baby
A Holiday created by angry White Anglo Saxon Protestants in response to all the fake holidays that other religions use to get several extra days off from work annually. This holiday falls on the first Friday after the first full moon of August, when the Zombies rise from their graves to raise havok & mayhem.
As a result, the human population tends to gather around sundown on Zombie New Year to throw large, wild parties, hoping their numbers & noise will scare the zombies away. Some people are known to get staggeringly drunk as a form of mockery against the zombie hoards.
At dawn on the Saturday following Zombie New Year, the initial zombies return to their graves, but any humans that they turned continue to walk the earth until they are put down.
It should be noted that, for reasons still unknown, an alcoholic stupor makes it harder for zombies to detect you and, if they do, makes it harder for them to turn you.
As a result, the human population tends to gather around sundown on Zombie New Year to throw large, wild parties, hoping their numbers & noise will scare the zombies away. Some people are known to get staggeringly drunk as a form of mockery against the zombie hoards.
At dawn on the Saturday following Zombie New Year, the initial zombies return to their graves, but any humans that they turned continue to walk the earth until they are put down.
It should be noted that, for reasons still unknown, an alcoholic stupor makes it harder for zombies to detect you and, if they do, makes it harder for them to turn you.
Last Zombie New Year, I got so drunk...
"How drunk were you?!"
I was so drunk, I didn't wake up until THIS Zombie New Year!
"Oh, shit, he's a zombie!"
"How drunk were you?!"
I was so drunk, I didn't wake up until THIS Zombie New Year!
"Oh, shit, he's a zombie!"
by J. B. Baby May 22, 2006
It would seem it's equal to "fucking." Based on the lyrics for The Dresden Dolls' "Sing," where some half-deaf music downloaders posted the lyrics as being "There is this thing that's like fucking..." when the booklet and song clearly say "There is this thing that's like touching."
"I was totally fucking a boob..."
"What?"
"I mean... touching. I'm a 12-year old dumbtouch..."
"Die. Please."
"What?"
"I mean... touching. I'm a 12-year old dumbtouch..."
"Die. Please."
by J. B. Baby May 19, 2006
Non-album purist; someone who listens to a few songs here and there more than entire albums. Frequently randomizes their playlist. Also songer. Opposite of albumer or albumist.
by J. B. Baby May 16, 2006
1 - About the lowest form of human being around, lower than a douche-bag (douche bag) or fucker/fuckwad, etc...
2 - A person who engages in sexual activity with a used douchebag.
2 - A person who engages in sexual activity with a used douchebag.
by J. B. Baby April 25, 2006