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tom cruise

A honkey who eats placenta, believes in Scientology, listens to trance, jumps on couches, is a Hollywood actor, likes art and architecture, plays soccer, drives a Hyundai, and is unathletic because he is white.
by J-Smoove May 27, 2006
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8======D, also known as woodpecker, hoo-hoo-dilly, or penis.
I stuck my eight equals equals equals equals equals equals dee between your mom's left parenthesis space o space right parenthesis space space left parenthesis space o space right parenthesis last night and titty-fucked her all night long.
by J-Smoove June 18, 2006
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funny fuse

something everyone has, if you see something too funny your funny fuse will blow and then you can't laugh at anything
Cartman saw the people with asses for heads and he couldn't laugh anymore because he blew a funny fuse.
by J-Smoove May 5, 2006
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beugh

An expression of surprise, dislike, disgust, happiness, or pretty much anything else.

Situations that are particularly unique can be referred to as beughity beugh, beughocracy, or beughocratic.
You didn't see Mike Vick's comeback against the Giants? Beugh, man, that shit was crazy.
by J-Smoove February 20, 2011
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grammar

Something ridiculously stupid and useless because pretty much every time someone uses bad grammar or spelling you can still understand what they are saying. People using bad grammar is a lot less annoying than people who go around correcting it.
Grammar sucks..... gram3r suxxxxx..... both mean the same thing so SHUT DA FUCK UP
by J-Smoove April 16, 2006
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Billy Knight

Executive Vice President and General Manager of the Atlanta Hawks.
Billy Knight makes player personnel decisions for the Atlanta Hawks NBA basketball team.
by J-Smoove September 1, 2006
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J-Smoove

Nickname for Josh Smith, rising star forward for the Atlanta Hawks, and 2005 NBA Dunk Contest Champion.
Hawks PA Announcer: "J-Smoove! With the jaaaaaam, oooohh jaaaaaam"
All 200 people in the crowd at Philips Arena: *stand up and make some noise*
by J-Smoove June 25, 2006
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