J-Smoove's definitions

QLC

Short for "Que La Chinga". In Spanish, "Que" = What, "La" = The, and "Chinga" = Fuck. QLC is like WTF, literally translated in Spanish. In Spanish, the phrase "Que La Chinga" actually doesn't mean anything, but it's good to use in situations where you can't say "What The Fuck" or "WTF", like at work for example.

QLC man, the store closed like a hour ago and that customer's still in here, I wanna get the fuck outta here.

by J-Smoove June 18, 2006

sorr

Short for "sorry". Can be used to describe anything bad or of poor quality. The word sorr can be used in an existing word to indicate that it is bad -- for example, although saying "Georgia Tech" would just indicate that you are referring to the university, saying "Sorrgia Tech" would refer to the university while indicating that it sucks. A person who is sorr may also be referred to as a sorrhead or sorrface. Actions that are sorr can be described as sorraculous, sorrendipitous, sorr-a-lorr or even astrosorrical. Similar in usage to the words turr or trop.

Man this is like the 3rd straight time you ain't come to the game, you are a straight up sorrhead.

Why would I want Sorris Diaw on my team?

Ain't no way you gonna get me to watch World Cup Sorrcer.

I used to like ESPN before all these terrible anchors started coming on Sorrtscenter.

That motorcycle accident was quite a sorrendipitous turn of events in Ben Sorrthlisberger's career.

by J-Smoove June 18, 2006

turr

short for "turrible", which is a way of saying "terrible"

you listen to michelle branch? man you are turr

by J-Smoove May 5, 2006

grammar

Something ridiculously stupid and useless because pretty much every time someone uses bad grammar or spelling you can still understand what they are saying. People using bad grammar is a lot less annoying than people who go around correcting it.

Grammar sucks..... gram3r suxxxxx..... both mean the same thing so SHUT DA FUCK UP

by J-Smoove April 16, 2006

eight equals equals equals equals equals equals dee

8======D, also known as woodpecker, hoo-hoo-dilly, or penis.

I stuck my eight equals equals equals equals equals equals dee between your mom's left parenthesis space o space right parenthesis space space left parenthesis space o space right parenthesis last night and titty-fucked her all night long.

by J-Smoove June 18, 2006

funny fuse

something everyone has, if you see something too funny your funny fuse will blow and then you can't laugh at anything

Cartman saw the people with asses for heads and he couldn't laugh anymore because he blew a funny fuse.

by J-Smoove May 5, 2006

diddly-poo

Zero, nothing, nada. Sometimes used during post-game press conferences to describe the performance of the team, particularly on offense.

"We didn't do diddly-poo offensively." --Jim Mora Sr.

by J-Smoove June 1, 2006