J-Smoove's definitions

Haywood Jablomi

The long-lost cousin of Mike Hunt, Ben Dover, Barry McCokiner, Hugh G. Rection, and Long Wang.

Ho: "What's your name?"
Haywood Jablomi: "Haywood Jablomi"
Ho: "OK sure" *gets down on knees*

by J-Smoove June 18, 2006

jesus

a black jew who founded christianity

Jesus: "I am black, and I am a Jew"

by J-Smoove April 24, 2006

huhhhhhhhhh

a long sigh, used when someone says something they have said a million times before, or if someone says something so wrong that you can't say anything back, all you can do is sigh

Vasu: "UNC is so cool, I almost went there you know"
Sawan: "Yeah man I wish Tyler Hansbrough skeeted in my face"
Reasonable person: "huhhhhhhhhh"

by J-Smoove May 5, 2006

Hennessey

a word 2pac rhymed with "enemies" at least 5000 times in his career

"Just me and you evading enemies
Let you get my last shot of Hennessey" --2pac

by J-Smoove May 20, 2006

Jewocracy

A government run by Jews.

Israel is a Jewocracy.

by J-Smoove February 24, 2009

trop

short for troppin, which is a different way of sayin trippin. "trop" is a noun or a verb, and it can be used for any bad situation. something that is trop can be described as troptastical, troptaculous, or trip trop trobe. the act of being trop can be expressed as troppery, troptasticity, or troptaculousness. one who is trop is a trophead.

yo i failed my test today man, that was trop

she wouldn't give me head, what a trop

i asked him if he wants to go but he tropped it up

yo you smoked my shit for free, that is straight up troppery

get the fuck out of my room, quit being so damn troptaculous

by J-Smoove May 5, 2006

veins

a term used to describe a honkey. Used because since honkeys are so pale you can see their veins through their skin.

*Honkey calls me on the phone*
Me: "What up veins?"
Honkey: *busts out laughing*

by J-Smoove May 15, 2006