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activist judge

An Urbandictionary editor who rejects a perfectly true and clever definition and forces someone like me to have to re-submit it over and over again, just because they don't agree with the opinion expressed in the definition.
At least 5 of my valid and correct definitions have been rejected by activist judges on Urbandictionary, a website where more than half the definitions are about ex-girlfriends, rival high schools, or made-up sex slang.
by J-Smoove June 18, 2006
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veins

a term used to describe a honkey. Used because since honkeys are so pale you can see their veins through their skin.
*Honkey calls me on the phone*
Me: "What up veins?"
Honkey: *busts out laughing*
by J-Smoove May 15, 2006
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tom cruise

A honkey who eats placenta, believes in Scientology, listens to trance, jumps on couches, is a Hollywood actor, likes art and architecture, plays soccer, drives a Hyundai, and is unathletic because he is white.
by J-Smoove May 27, 2006
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grammar

Something ridiculously stupid and useless because pretty much every time someone uses bad grammar or spelling you can still understand what they are saying. People using bad grammar is a lot less annoying than people who go around correcting it.
Grammar sucks..... gram3r suxxxxx..... both mean the same thing so SHUT DA FUCK UP
by J-Smoove April 16, 2006
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Billy Knight

Executive Vice President and General Manager of the Atlanta Hawks.
Billy Knight makes player personnel decisions for the Atlanta Hawks NBA basketball team.
by J-Smoove September 1, 2006
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Stu Jackson

The NBA's Senior Vice President of Player Operations. Known for being a fuckin retard, who thinks committing a hard foul on a big man on a fast break is a worse offense than grabbing another man's nutsack from behind during a game. Name is usually followed by the words "is an idiot".
Wedgie Evans: $10,000 fine

Jerry Stackhouse: 1 game suspension during the NBA Finals

Stu Jackson: idiot
by J-Smoove June 18, 2006
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georgia dome

where the falcons play and michael vick makes opposing defenses look stupid
I wanna get you in the Georgia Dome on the 50-yard-line where the Dirty Birds kick for three -- Ludacris
by J-Smoove April 14, 2006
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