43 definitions by J-Smoove

mvp

Most Vaginal Person. Awarded every year to the player in a sports league who is the biggest pussy.

Boris Diaw should be the MVP of the NBA -- what a pussy

by J-Smoove May 13, 2006

twodel

Twitter model.

That twodel Twitpic'd her ass a few minutes ago, and now I need to change my pants.

by J-Smoove July 5, 2011

jim mora

(verb) to fuck up a really talented person's career

Vick's got da skills to make the Hall of Fame but he's getting jim mora'd up

by J-Smoove April 25, 2006

vhaw

The word "Wow", said in an Indian accent, since the Indian accent involves getting your v's and w's confused. Often used by fobs from India.

Vhaw, did you see the cricket match yesterday yaar, Sachin hit sixer after sixer.

by J-Smoove June 18, 2006

cat on the grill

A delicious Southern delicacy. Usually served roasted like eva, especially during bisexual bridal showers.

I got the cat on the grill, see

by J-Smoove December 3, 2011

Billy Knight

Executive Vice President and General Manager of the Atlanta Hawks.

Billy Knight makes player personnel decisions for the Atlanta Hawks NBA basketball team.

by J-Smoove September 1, 2006

injurious

used to describe a fantasy basketball or football team which contains at least 4 or 5 players who are currently or constantly injured. Can also be applied to a real sports team.

Damn, that fool has Marcus Camby, Andrei Kirilenko, Emeka Okafor and TJ Ford on his fantasy team, his team injurious as hell.

by J-Smoove January 31, 2006