13 definitions by Illinois Joe

B 'n' E

Short for breaking and entering.

Cletus got charged with b 'n' e last monday.

by Illinois Joe November 22, 2004

lampshade

a foreskin so big, you can make a lampshade out of it.

the uncut dude has a lampshade

by Illinois Joe November 22, 2004

check your pants

What you say when someone rips a big fart, because they might have shit themselves.

"Pfffffffbttt"
"Dude, check your pants!"

by Illinois Joe December 26, 2005

chrondog

Slang term for marijuana, especially recently bought/smoked marijuana.

Those were some good chrondogs.

by Illinois Joe August 16, 2004

skip town

To leave town without telling anyone beforehand.

I thought that bustdown was just trying to ignore me, but she just decided to skip town on me.

by Illinois Joe May 22, 2006

twix

Two fat joints (or marijuana cigarettes for those who somehow don't know what a joint is.)

We can smoke these twix.

by Illinois Joe August 16, 2004

LSD

Lake Shore Drive. A road on the east side of Chicago that runs almost parallel to the shore of Lake Michigan.
Made famous outside of Chicago by the band Aliotta, Haynes, and Jeremiah.

Cruising on LSD is only legal in Chicago.

by Illinois Joe October 8, 2004