IhopeIdrinkwater's definitions

Break up

something my biological parents did before i was born, I have a new dad.

I want to break up

by IhopeIdrinkwater August 29, 2022

poopy woopy doopy🥺

😞

I took a biggy wiggy diggy😢poopy woopy doopy🥺in my dipey wipey bipey😞

by IhopeIdrinkwater August 29, 2022

wendenesday

The worst possible way to say Wednesday.

Person 1: What day is it?

Person 2: Wendenesday.

Person 1: Kill yourself.

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022

I ho I ho

Originally from Snow White and sang by 7 midgets working in a mine, needs to be said to describe 7 annoying midgets.

Person 1: Have you heard of the 7 midgets in the mining club?

Person 2: I bet they sing I ho I ho all day long.

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022

Little Misfortune

A little who deserved a better life but instead got kidnapped by a magic fox, shushes her little butt crack and goes on painful adventures just to find out she was dead the whole time.

Person 1: Have you heard of Little Misfortune?

Person 2: Yeah, she deserved a better life.

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022

Zaqxswdecfvrbgtnhymjukiolp

I have no idea why you even typed that.

Person 1: Zaqxswdecfvrbgtnhymjukiolp

Person 2: Dude what.

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022

granola bar baba grill

Is this how bored you got.

Person 1: Andrea is my granola bar baba grill

Person 2: I quit my job.

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022