Ian Maxwell's definitions

crash

v. To find temporary lodging or shelter, as for the night.

"If you don't have anyplace to stay, you can crash at my place for the night."

by Ian Maxwell December 5, 2002

K THX BYE

"You can shut up now." Used mockingly in reference to people who, using stupid-looking internet shorthand, will say "k thx bye" ("okay, thanks, bye") when making a request on a message board or chatroom.

I don't think I'll be risking massive security holes in the software just so that you can write in pink. K THX BYE

by Ian Maxwell March 9, 2003

sock puppet

An account made on an internet message board, by a person who already has an account, for the purpose of posting more-or-less anonymously.

by Ian Maxwell March 14, 2003

ouchy

synonym for "painful".

by Ian Maxwell December 5, 2002

in like

Analogous phrase to "in love", to describe one's feelings for a person that one is interested in romantically but not currently in love with. As one can love another as a friend but not be *in* love, so can one like another as a friend but not be *in* like.

I think I'm in like with that girl we met last week.

by Ian Maxwell July 31, 2003

mullet

A person with a mullet (see definition 1).

Psst! Mullet at five o'clock!

by Ian Maxwell October 15, 2002

code monkey

A programmer who isn't actually involved in any aspect of conceptual or design work, but simply writes code to specifications given.

Nah, I'm not really a web *designer*, just a code monkey.

by Ian Maxwell July 4, 2004