6 definitions by Ian Broswell
Yo dude, what's on TV tonight?
Nothin', just some fuckin' homromcoms.
The Bubble, Yossi and Jagger, It's in the Water
Nothin', just some fuckin' homromcoms.
The Bubble, Yossi and Jagger, It's in the Water
by Ian Broswell February 20, 2010
Any individual who partakes in bodily gauging for the specific purpose of fitting more penises within an orifice.
"So I was at this gangbang last night, and there was this fucking ethiopian princess...shit man we fit fifteen cocks in her without even lubing up."
by Ian Broswell September 11, 2010
Water infused with cucumber, water infused with blood oranges, water infused with coconut
Yuppie 1: Hey, have you heard of the new water at the Hydration Station?
Yuppie 2: No, but I'm excited already!
Bystander: Fuckin' yuppie water.
Yuppie 1: Hey, have you heard of the new water at the Hydration Station?
Yuppie 2: No, but I'm excited already!
Bystander: Fuckin' yuppie water.
by Ian Broswell March 3, 2010
The process of becoming unburdened, especially in reference to bodily waste; a euphemism for taking a shit.
"Johnny...you've been in the bathroom for a long time..."
"Fuck you mom, I'm becoming enlightened!"
Nirvana is the state of enlightenment reached after expelling all nuggets of waste from your body.
"Fuck you mom, I'm becoming enlightened!"
Nirvana is the state of enlightenment reached after expelling all nuggets of waste from your body.
by Ian Broswell September 1, 2010
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury: What we have here is a clear cut example of intense vaginal salivation. The defendant in question soaked through three mattresses and a waterbed in her unholy quest for sexual fulfillment.
by Ian Broswell August 26, 2010
1) Facial hair that looks similar to pubic hair
2) Any remnants of semen with pubic hair stuck in it
2) Any remnants of semen with pubic hair stuck in it
by Ian Broswell May 26, 2010