Ian's definitions

SARS

Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome. Screws up your lungs and kills old people. Most victims don't die. Started in China, not Japan, and most Americans form their own racist opinion about it and post it up in the urban dictionary.

Person 1: I've got SARS.
Person 2: Shame. Wanna go to the ballgame?

by Ian May 26, 2003

tour

A 12-hour shift on an oil or gas drilling rig, usually from 12:00-12:00 or 6:00-6:00.

I spent a month offshore working the midnight tour and now my skin is pale as hell.

by Ian May 4, 2004

world of werbo

Originates from the expression world of werbo, shortened to Werbo
Commonly used to describe a situation that is unfavourable.
It's roots are traced back to the legendary snooker player Bill Werbeniuk.

Jeez this traffic jam is a world of werbo.

by Ian February 10, 2004

baba ga douche

An uncommon derogatory (and childish) term for arabs and other middle easterners. Used by Americans, and obviously derived from the term "douchebag," via ignorantly groping for any word evocative of the region.

"I joined up so I could drop bombs on Babagadouche."

by Ian June 11, 2004

shit castle

a female that has lost all face value due to fucking 1 or more niggers.

"Remember when Crystal wasnt a shit castle?" "Yeah man, first niggers, whats next, Dobermans??"

by Ian June 17, 2006

happy trail

Path of hair from navel to crotch, sometimes past navel

also known as "stairway to heaven" and "garden path"

his happy trail was hairy

by Ian March 5, 2005

Lakers

1.(n)Lakers are people who come to the finger lakes region of new york in the summertime and totally make the lives of those who live there year round hell. They are disrespectful, ignorant, and are mostly old and incapable of driving well.

1.Man, im sick of these Lakers coming up to Penn Yan and clogging the streets up.

by ian August 15, 2005