Urban Bourbon

Malt liquor, MD 20 20, ripple, or any other economically-priced alcoholic beverage popular in the inner city.
Me, Germaine and LaTrine got down with some wicked Urban Bourbon last night at the Lucky Stiff Club.
by ICSHialeah August 02, 2009
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erecticide

A woman who is so undesirable that she can kill an already erect cock within seconds of appearing.
Shirley is such an erecticide...my masssive wood went limp as soon as she walked through the door.
by ICSHialeah August 10, 2009
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bowel towels

Grab me a few pages of the New York Times, please. We're out of bowel towels again.
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Met Fan

The highest form of intelligent life in the history of the planet earth.
Michael: "Damn, that guy's smart! Did he stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night?"

Patrick: He's even smarter than THAT...he's a MET FAN!!!
by ICSHialeah August 02, 2009
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