ICSHialeah's definitions

jism organism

The product of the induction of a man's jism into the female sexual apparatus; a baby.

Sandra's nine months pregnant. She's about to pop out her first jism organism.

by ICSHialeah August 22, 2009

Tom Seaver

The great Met pitcher, whose dick the guy who wrote definition # 1 would love to suck.

The guy who wrote definition # 1 would love to suck Tom Seaver's dick.

by ICSHialeah August 22, 2009

Disco-tuck

Fat-reducing cosmetic surgery, performed exclusively for the purpose of being able to dance at one's high school reunion without looking like a walrus having a convulsion.

Jim had better get a disco-tuck before the reunion dance. He could kill somebody with that gyrating gut!

by ICSHialeah September 1, 2009

hozzenscheit

Hozzenschneit: (adj.) unappealing, in a boring, as opposed to a hideous, way.

Kevin Cosner is the most hozzenscheit actor I've ever seen!

by ICSHialeah May 22, 2019