25 definitions by ICSHialeah

computer hooters

Digitally enhanced female breasts.

Alice: "Stop drooling over that photograph. Those are computer hooters".
Ralph: "Hommina-hommina-hommina!!!"

by ICSHialeah August 7, 2009

Met Fan

The highest form of intelligent life in the history of the planet earth.

Michael: "Damn, that guy's smart! Did he stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night?"

Patrick: He's even smarter than THAT...he's a MET FAN!!!

by ICSHialeah August 2, 2009

erecticide

A woman who is so undesirable that she can kill an already erect cock within seconds of appearing.

Shirley is such an erecticide...my masssive wood went limp as soon as she walked through the door.

by ICSHialeah August 10, 2009

bowel towels

Toilet paper.

Grab me a few pages of the New York Times, please. We're out of bowel towels again.

by ICSHialeah August 10, 2009