7 definitions by I h8 nes
your shit turns green,breaks and slams down the toilet while you bleed out and scream in pain. death follows. usual symptoms are cramps, vegan foods and listening to pink floyd non stop. it killed even the aztecs who despised green. in some cases the forces of hell will force their way out leading to you not being able to die but also feeling unending butt pain.
joe: i can't hold it!
(2 hours later)
JOE! ( green shit fills the toilet while joe clings to life)
"i had the green apple splatters, my body is broken, OH GOD NO!!
(craps out skeleton) why can't i die? no dear god (gets dragged to hell)
honey i need to pee
go ahead
(scream)
not again!
(2 hours later)
JOE! ( green shit fills the toilet while joe clings to life)
"i had the green apple splatters, my body is broken, OH GOD NO!!
(craps out skeleton) why can't i die? no dear god (gets dragged to hell)
honey i need to pee
go ahead
(scream)
not again!
by I h8 nes March 24, 2014
6 "games" that came from hell itself
1. ghosts n goblins
2. total recall
3. friday the 13th (can't play as jason)
4. nightmare on elm street (can't play as freddy)
5. TMNT ( the dam level, oh god the dam level)
6. action 52
1. ghosts n goblins
2. total recall
3. friday the 13th (can't play as jason)
4. nightmare on elm street (can't play as freddy)
5. TMNT ( the dam level, oh god the dam level)
6. action 52
(commercial comes on tv and shows the average family playing 6 games while faking interest)
Joe: WOW! 6 games for the price of one! i'm getting them!
(later...) Joe: just let me win once damn you!
(NES gets thrown through wall)
mother: THAT COST ME $52.50! YOU're Grounded!
52.50 for the NES crap pack?
mother: what? (plays and then dies from boredom 3 days later)
Joe: WOW! 6 games for the price of one! i'm getting them!
(later...) Joe: just let me win once damn you!
(NES gets thrown through wall)
mother: THAT COST ME $52.50! YOU're Grounded!
52.50 for the NES crap pack?
mother: what? (plays and then dies from boredom 3 days later)
by I h8 nes October 25, 2013
john: hey, what happened to MC hammer?
bill: he had a violent shitsplosion, his corpse is glued to the toilet with a scream on his face, we had to use the jaws of life to pluck him out.
john: poor guy, 3 years of shit flying out nonstop, can the toilet flush?
bill: it's dead. also the pipes are leaking shit.
bill: he had a violent shitsplosion, his corpse is glued to the toilet with a scream on his face, we had to use the jaws of life to pluck him out.
john: poor guy, 3 years of shit flying out nonstop, can the toilet flush?
bill: it's dead. also the pipes are leaking shit.
by I h8 nes April 30, 2015
when you're having sex with the hottest woman alive and the resulting orgasm causes a rift in time. this is usually caused by the missionary position and lsd accompanied with massive amounts of viagra and soda or 5 hour energy. you get the feeling that you're going to "release" and the resultant explosion stops time
James: (through monitor) i just had sex with Natalie Portman but i unfortunately triggered the time tearer orgasm.
jack: where are you now?
James: in the earths core.
jack: where are you now?
James: in the earths core.
by I h8 nes July 4, 2012
Pulled Pork (or PP) is when your friends get drunk and dare you to have a BJ with a turtle. The hospital is overflowing with drunk idiots with missing wieners. Do not attempt this IRL
Billy: "Did you hear about Alex, he's in the hospital. Nurse said the Diagnosis was Pulled Pork or something
Joe: "I'm not that hungry"
Billy: "no, as in a red snapper ripped off his junk mid act. That's the last time Jason goes to the bar with us.
(Jason walks in)
J: "What's up"
(Jason's bags are thrown out and the door is slammed in his face)
Joe: "I'm not that hungry"
Billy: "no, as in a red snapper ripped off his junk mid act. That's the last time Jason goes to the bar with us.
(Jason walks in)
J: "What's up"
(Jason's bags are thrown out and the door is slammed in his face)
by I h8 nes November 25, 2022
Normally caused by A drink that is used to kill zombies in COD WAW but can also be used as an anal cleanser. Manufacturer is not responsible for nuked restrooms. therefore PHD flopper is prohibited by casual consumption
Joe: "where's jenny?"
Alex: "she took a swig of PHD flopper which contains prunes, ate some haribo sugar free gummy bears and has been in the hospital ever since"
Joe: "what happened, wait isn't she allergic to prunes?"
Alex: "I heard a fart, then an explosion. I think she might've blown her ass apart. she did say she had to take a nuclear shit"
Joe: "Oh my god!"
(Alex takes a swig of PHD)
Joe: "you didn't just drink that!"
Alex: (stomach gurgles) "Must've been the drink i had" (runs into restroom)
Joe: "MOTHER OF G0-"
(house explodes)
Alex: "she took a swig of PHD flopper which contains prunes, ate some haribo sugar free gummy bears and has been in the hospital ever since"
Joe: "what happened, wait isn't she allergic to prunes?"
Alex: "I heard a fart, then an explosion. I think she might've blown her ass apart. she did say she had to take a nuclear shit"
Joe: "Oh my god!"
(Alex takes a swig of PHD)
Joe: "you didn't just drink that!"
Alex: (stomach gurgles) "Must've been the drink i had" (runs into restroom)
Joe: "MOTHER OF G0-"
(house explodes)
by I h8 nes May 8, 2020
a food or drink so hideous that it sticks to your innards and turns your psyche into a cold blooded shell of your former self while at the same time, melting your ass with volcanic poop causing you to scream in pain and agony.
( joe comes into dining room and unveils his tuna and snapper sandwiches. upon consumption all the guests dash to the restroom and screams of agony are heard)
joe: WTF!!!
mutant guests: blood!!
(at the hospital later)
joe: they had evilrea? so that explains the death like smell coming from the restrrom.
joe: WTF!!!
mutant guests: blood!!
(at the hospital later)
joe: they had evilrea? so that explains the death like smell coming from the restrrom.
by I h8 nes August 25, 2012