6 definitions by I am mature 69
When you have given up on life and need a lame excuse to not jump off a bridge, you study petrology, because who doesn't love to know more about fucking rocks and their compositions??
Bob: "Dude, your wife had sex with your best friend, I joined in too but never mind that, and I caught your children masturbating to monster hentai videos."
John: "Fuck life, Imma go study petrology now."
John: "Fuck life, Imma go study petrology now."
by I am mature 69 June 29, 2018
A server on discord where socially isolated loners throw up all the stinky shit stored in their brains.
It's PG 69. Everyone is real mature and acts like fucking grown-ups.
It's PG 69. Everyone is real mature and acts like fucking grown-ups.
by I am mature 69 June 28, 2018
Laughing My Fucking Dick ofF.
Used by internet intellectuals.
A good alternative for the medieval 'LOL' and ancient "LMAO'.
Used by people of the modern age.
Used by internet intellectuals.
A good alternative for the medieval 'LOL' and ancient "LMAO'.
Used by people of the modern age.
Bob: "Dude I was fucking your girlfriend and out of nowhere she farted like an elephant who accidentally ate a jumbo cheeseburger!!"
You: "LMFDF!"
You: "LMFDF!"
by I am mature 69 June 29, 2018
Jet- "I'm going to kill you."
Bob- "Do it I don't fear death."
Jet- "I'm going to delete all the video games you have."
Bob- "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU ASSHOE!!"
Bob- "Do it I don't fear death."
Jet- "I'm going to delete all the video games you have."
Bob- "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU ASSHOE!!"
by I am mature 69 June 26, 2018
When you realize how fucked-up life really is, you study suicidology to see why people resigned from life and if you should follow suit too.
Learn suicidology now if you want to know if having a 0.69 inch penis is a valid reason for committing suicide.
by I am mature 69 June 28, 2018
Pronounced: skatá.
It means 'Fuck you' in greek, bitches.
When you need to insult someone without them realizing it just tell them σκατά, and say it as if you're saying something really obvious and everyone knows its fucking meaning. They'll look like an idiot.
It means 'Fuck you' in greek, bitches.
When you need to insult someone without them realizing it just tell them σκατά, and say it as if you're saying something really obvious and everyone knows its fucking meaning. They'll look like an idiot.
Little Timmy: "Dude, this pizza is delicious. Just like your mom."
Coolguy: "σκατά".
BOOM LIL TIMMY IS DESTROYED
Coolguy: "σκατά".
BOOM LIL TIMMY IS DESTROYED
by I am mature 69 June 29, 2018