I Saw U2 Live Twice's definitions

ass whipping

what a militant loudmouth hateful ignoramus needs when he or she pops off the chops about what what kind of violent acts "should be done" about different people that he or she don't like. Said person is extremely in opinion, doesn't observe the world around him/her and believes what every shithead demagogue posing as a high-class/high moral person says to them. A sheep.

If Maggie comes over here again today spouting off again about "the liberal bias", the "Jewish conspiracy", or any other hating on other types of people (that are different than herself) she might get a good old fashioned ass whipping. I'm sick and tired of her prejudiced yapping. She needs to knock off the HaterAde now.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 16, 2008

Fuck you, asshole!

a phrase that the Terminator picks up during a fight to get some clothes.

from the movie:

Custodian: Do you have any trash?

Terminator: Fuck you, asshole!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 14, 2008

Heather Mills

a gold digger who married Sir Paul McCartney in 2002. She tried smear his reputation by saying that he abused her. Now wait a minute. Paul is a Beatle, that means that he can't go to the restroom without the press knowing about it. He was married to Linda for nearly 30 years. It was rare for a celebrity marriage, it truly lasted until death do they part. If he was a mean and abusive person, wouldn't we know about that long before now? Heather is just making up shit to gain sympathy and get more moolah. When she gets her settlement all Paul has to do is write another album and go on one of his marathon world tours and that will recoup his losses, then he can forget all about her.

Heather Mills married Paul for his money, now she wants to take it and run, as well get her famous 15 minutes.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice February 12, 2007

puke puddle

a puddle of puke. A pile of bullshit. A bundle of lies.

"Stick it out
Don't swallow the poisssonnn.
Spit it out
Don't swallow the lies..."

RUSH

Dogs go back to a puke puddle and lick it all up. Trained Pavlov dogs who can't think for themselves keep falling for all the bullshit coming from snake oil salesmen, corrupt politicians, money-stealing gurus, rip-off artists and more. People need to start thinking on their own and quit lapping up puke puddles.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice March 15, 2009

HoJo

1. a nickname for the famous roadside hotel chain Howard Johnsons.

2. a nickname for the British singer and keyboardist Howard Jones.

1. I was eating dinner at a HoJo in Memphis. The tray liner paper said, "If it tastes as good as your mom's, it must be Howard Johnsons."

2. HoJo had some big hits in the 80s such as "Things Can Only Get Better", "Life in One Day", "New Song", "You Know I Love You, Don't You?", and "Everlasting Love".

by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 8, 2008

fucking PC 90s

a phrase used by Kevin DuBrow of the band Quiet Riot during a show in Columbus, Ohio in 2000 to refer with a sneer to the previous decade. He apparently had hope for the 21st century. Unfortunately, that hope so far has been dashed.

The TV, the clothing styles, the hairstyles, the movies, the music, the politics, the economy, all the major trends of today suck out the ass. The decline of cool started during the fucking PC 90s.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 20, 2006

Ghostbusters

1. in the military it's a slang word for fuzzies that collect in a room. AKA "dust bunnies" , "ghost turds", "frizzlins" and other names.

2. a popular movie that played in cinemas during the summer of 1984. A 1989 sequel didn't do so hot. Also there's a video game based on that movie.

3. the theme song for that movie, a number one hit for Ray Parker, Jr..

1. Clean up them ghostbusters behind the bed.

2. if there's something strange
in the neighborhood
who ya goan call?
GHOSTBUSTERS!

3. the following year on TV Ray Parker, Jr. was featured on an ad for Coca-Cola where he said,
... "who ya goan call?
THIRSTBUSTERS!"

Lame, real lame.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 25, 2008