I Saw U2 Live Twice's definitions

puke puddle

a puddle of puke. A pile of bullshit. A bundle of lies.

"Stick it out
Don't swallow the poisssonnn.
Spit it out
Don't swallow the lies..."

RUSH

Dogs go back to a puke puddle and lick it all up. Trained Pavlov dogs who can't think for themselves keep falling for all the bullshit coming from snake oil salesmen, corrupt politicians, money-stealing gurus, rip-off artists and more. People need to start thinking on their own and quit lapping up puke puddles.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice March 15, 2009

Heather Mills

a gold digger who married Sir Paul McCartney in 2002. She tried smear his reputation by saying that he abused her. Now wait a minute. Paul is a Beatle, that means that he can't go to the restroom without the press knowing about it. He was married to Linda for nearly 30 years. It was rare for a celebrity marriage, it truly lasted until death do they part. If he was a mean and abusive person, wouldn't we know about that long before now? Heather is just making up shit to gain sympathy and get more moolah. When she gets her settlement all Paul has to do is write another album and go on one of his marathon world tours and that will recoup his losses, then he can forget all about her.

Heather Mills married Paul for his money, now she wants to take it and run, as well get her famous 15 minutes.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice February 12, 2007

Fuck you, asshole!

a phrase that the Terminator picks up during a fight to get some clothes.

from the movie:

Custodian: Do you have any trash?

Terminator: Fuck you, asshole!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 14, 2008

take off

a Canadian phrase that was made popular in America with the 1982 winter hit "Take Off!" by comedians Bob and Doug MacKensey. Geddy Lee of Rush provides the actual singing between "verses" that are pretty much spoken by the comedians. Bob and Doug would go on to more success with their Christmas hit, the movie "Strange Brew", and more.

Take off! To the Great White North. Take off!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 27, 2008

guru

somebody who is supposed to be an expert on something.

Why do you read advice columns, horoscopes and whatever the fashion gurus and motivational speakers say? You don't need these gurus to govern your life or your point of view. Just be yourself. What do you see? Just be nobody but YOU.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 9, 2007

wankeroo

like jacking off or wanking, it's basically a waste, as in a waste of time and effort. Doesn't amount to much, it's basically just junk.

Much of the popular music in the fucking PC 90s and afterward, particularly this emo crap simply sounds like and says the same old thing, like "Ewwwwwwwwwww! You fucked me over this way, you fucked me over that way! You ran over my pet hamster with your Radio Flyer wagon when I was 6! Wah! I'm traumatized. Gimme some heroin." Most entertainment today is pure wankeroo because it's so cliche-ridden, formulaic, disposable, cookie cutter, without passion and unoriginal.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice August 29, 2007

foxy lady

Carmen Electra, Pamela Anderson, Cindy Crawford, Uma Thurman, Elle Macpherson, Heidi Klum, Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Lopez, Kylie Minogue, Stephi Graf, Salma Hayek, Demi Moore and many more women too numerous to list here. Need I say more?

Foxy lady!
Here I come!
I'm gonna GIT YA!
- Jimi Hendrix

by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 2, 2009