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trumpturd

1. an accurate nickname for the bully who got into the office of President by inducing fear, hysteria and panic; his own violent demagoguery and with help from his Russian computer hacker friends. The nickname comes from his last name TRUMP + TURD, which he is.

2. anyone who supports said douchebag no matter what he says.
1. TV announcer: This is a special report. Blah blah blah........

Crockett: Aw, man! Look at Trumpalina flapping his arms around, shouting like a maniac again. What a stupid fucking pompous ass! I wish he'd stop trying to repeal Obamacare and just leave it alone!
Tubbs: That's Trumpturd for you. He doesn't know when to stop flogging a dead horse. He just won't shut up on it.

2. Don't believe the lies of the narcisstic deranged traitor Donald Trump. Don't be a Trumpturd.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 12, 2017
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Sussudio

a girl who a guy thinks about alot, but seems to be inaccessable. From the Phil Collins hit "Sussudio", which reached Number One in the U.S. and Canada.
The Little Red Haired Girl is Charlie Brown's Sussudio.
Su - Sussudio. Oh-hoh-hoh. Oh-oh!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 18, 2006
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SMF

Quite simply, it is an abbreviation for
Sick
Mother
Fucker.
Such a person is despicable and warped and does things no sane or decent person who do. Also, "SMF" is an 1984 song by Twisted Sister. The song's words do not explain what the abbreviation means.
Slobodan Milosevic's generals are responsible for the rape, mutilation and sadistic sexual bondage of women and girls, as well as herding men and boys in concentration camps where they were forced to do sex acts on each other, drink piss and eat shit. The males either starved or were beaten to death. Numerous gross abuses were commited under Slobodan's orders. He and his military leaders are war criminals as well as a bunch of SMFs.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 10, 2008
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support the troops

a slogan used by politicians and corporations to get support for a war they will never fight in. Also used to sell bumper stickers, car magnets, all that shit. This slogan is said by people who have no inkling what it's like to serve in the Armed Forces.
Gina's car has a "support the troops" bumper sticker on it. It's there because it's the fashionable thing to have on a car these days.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 18, 2006
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blubberbutt

a big fat stupid moron who is always blubbering shit about people, things and situations that he knows ZERO about. He throws all his weight around when he's spewing crap like he's the only person there at all, like you are stupid and he knows everything so you better shut up and listen. Also spelled blubber butt.
1. That oxycontin popping blubberbutt is slanging nerve gas on the radio again. He says he hopes our President "fails" in his Oval Office work. It ain't due to "race", is it? Nuh nuh no...

His name is Rush but he really should've been named "Led Zeppelin" because he sits on his lead ass alot, he's hardly done an honest job in his life, and he spouts enough hot air to fill up a zeppelin.

2. Here comes Gene Walker again. He's gonna brag about the big bass fish he caught yesterday or the girl he met last night. He's an absolute blubberbutt.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 12, 2009
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Don't be like Donald Trump

After the political/social/moral/ethical raping that the ruthlessly arrogant and soulless antichrist did to America, the American people and democracy, this will be a new idiom we will have to teach future generations. Donald Trashtrump sold himself and the U.S.A. to the Russian dictator Vladimir Putin in order to be installed in the White House in 2016. He is a FASCIST criminal who is guilty of violating the Constitution, all the laws of man and God. His bullying arrogance and narcissism are unbounded. He is an incestuous pedo raping Caligula. All previous Presidents - good, bad, ugly have a positive trait to them somewhere. Trumpster has NONE. NO redeeming value, NO class whatsoever. NO living ex-President endorsed or supported Trump's 2020 election bid. He's a sore loser who tried to launch a coup to overthrow the Congress (Republicans AND Democrats and such alike!). He's utterly worthless and needs to be executed by the government, and then have capital punishment abolished FOREVER. An evil antichrist.
1.Spankee Boy Donnie Douchebag Treasontrump is NOT worthy to grovel on his hands and feet and hold the nails in his teeth for Jimmy Carter's Habitat For Humanity house building projects.

2. Spankee Boy Donnie Douchebag Treasontrump is NOT worthy to lick the late George Bush's wheelchair wheels.

3. Spankee Boy Donnie Douchebag Treasontrump is NOT worthy to suck Bill Clinton's dong.
4. Spankee Boy Donnie Douchebag Treasontrump is NOT worthy to lick the paint palette that George W Bush uses for his hobby (and W makes good paintings, folks!).
5. Spankee Boy Donnie Douchebag Treasontrump is NOT worthy to tongue-clean the Obama home toilet bowl.
6. Spankee Boy Donnie Douchebag Treasontrump is NOT worthy to wear a dog collar, walk on his hands and knees and scoop up dog poop with his face.
7. Spankee Boy Donnie Douchebag Treasontrump is NOT worthy to eat a used Kotex from a woman whose pussy he grabs and brags about like the juvenile that he is.

DON'T BE LIKE DONALD TRUMP.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 12, 2022
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diarrhea of the mouth

1. a condition where some obnoxious bozos are always throwing their weight around and belittling all those who don't agree with them. Such people think they "know it all" about everything when they really know zero because everything they say is a load of crap.

2. a similar condition where someone cusses way too much because he/she thinks it's "cool" but it really makes said person look like a stupid juvenile fool.
1. today in this age we are swamped by a lot of people who have diarrhea of the mouth.

For example, certain politicians wasted time and money holding sessions geared strictly to determine if an opposing party should be labeled as "socialist". They don't even know what socialism is, and there's too many problems that require remedial action NOW. These dunderheads got a case of petty stupidity. There's no time for it now.

2. On an ICP album and one by Limp Bizkit there are songs that actually tell you how many times they use the word "fuck". It's over 80 times each! Now that's a case of major diarrhea of the mouth.

3. Lee is watching TV and an ad for some airline is on. The host just keeps on blabbing on and on. He's offering reduced air travel rates only IF Lee schedules his flight on certain times of day, on certain days of the week, using a certain credit card, showing proof of ownership of a new Subaru car and he must've kissed Marilyn Monroe. So many conditions! Lee thinks that the ad host has diarrhea of the mouth - all he's saying is total SHIT.

4. Kid Rock should be renamed Kid Ego. He's got absolute diarrhea of the mouth.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 23, 2009
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