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by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 14, 2008
Get the Fuck you, asshole! mug.Vermont's counterpart to Scotland's Loch Ness Monster, which has been theorized to possibly be a marine dinosaur that didn't get extinct when the space object slammed into the Yucatan and kicked up a lot of dust all those years ago. Between Vermont and New York State is Lake Champlain, which is reputed to have such a monster living there. So naturally because of the lake's name this beast is referred to by regional residents as the "Champ".
When I first visited Vermont I came from Montreal and drove a few hours thru the Quebec countryside. I went to St. Albans which is directly on the shores of Lake Champlain. The lovely Green Mountains were in view. I asked a nearby New Englander if that body of water was Lake Champlain. He said yes. I asked him if he'd ever seen the Champ, he said "Not lately".
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Get the Pookie mug.basically, an excuse for some people to hate Japanese. In World War II the Japanese military attacked the U.S. station in Pearl Harbor, Hawaii. This led to the U.S. entering the war. While people here can forgive Germany for what the atrocities the Nazi government did, they still hold a grudge against ALL Japanese people, despite the fact that General Hideki Tojo(the fascist dictator of Japan) and his cabinet were tried as war criminals and executed, and Japan and the U.S. are now allies, yet for some the hatred remains. This is the Pearl Harbor excuse.
Despite the fact that in the War of 1812 the British burned Washington D.C., we have forgiven them for that but we haven't forgiven the "Japs" for the Pearl Harbor attack. We keep using the Pearl Harbor excuse for our "Jap-bashing".
by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 11, 2008
Get the Pearl Harbor excuse mug.1. the Italian name for the Virgin Mary, Mother of Jesus
2. a pop entertainer who has some decent songs and does stupid image things to start controversies and sell albums and other items like her book "Sex". Some of her videos have offended many people and some of them have even been banned by MTV, VH1 and other video networks and programs. They have featured things like sex with a dead man, burning crosses, S & M scenes, violence, her in a VERY tight sweater (Vogue)and more. She has posed for smut mags and porno flicks. Her current tour features a skit where she acts as a dominitrix and sings while strapped to a cross, mocking Jesus. The shitty teen pop phenomenon (Britney, Xtina, etc.) is entirely inspired by Madonna, so she has a lot to answer for.
2. a pop entertainer who has some decent songs and does stupid image things to start controversies and sell albums and other items like her book "Sex". Some of her videos have offended many people and some of them have even been banned by MTV, VH1 and other video networks and programs. They have featured things like sex with a dead man, burning crosses, S & M scenes, violence, her in a VERY tight sweater (Vogue)and more. She has posed for smut mags and porno flicks. Her current tour features a skit where she acts as a dominitrix and sings while strapped to a cross, mocking Jesus. The shitty teen pop phenomenon (Britney, Xtina, etc.) is entirely inspired by Madonna, so she has a lot to answer for.
1. I saw a Madonna and child painting at the art museum today.
2. While on tour in Italy Madonna invited the pope to see her show in Rome. Needless to say, he didn't go. He, the local Jewish community and the local Muslim community asked her not to reenact the mock crucifixion scene in her Rome show. She did it anyway.
2. While on tour in Italy Madonna invited the pope to see her show in Rome. Needless to say, he didn't go. He, the local Jewish community and the local Muslim community asked her not to reenact the mock crucifixion scene in her Rome show. She did it anyway.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 21, 2008
Get the Madonna mug.a hilarious comedy TV show about "nothing". It ran from 1990 to 1998. The main star was comedian Jerry Seinfeld, who is good at his profession. However Michael Richards, who starred as across-the-hall neighbor Cosmo Kramer was getting the lion's share of the applause and laughs until the show producers de-emphasized him in the 1996 - 1997 season, when the show's quality dropped and it just wasn't funny anymore. The series finale was sadistic and unfunny. Still, the first six seasons were great. TV hasn't been as much fun since that time.
Seinfeld comes on twice an evening on the local CW channel on week nights. Usually it's a major hoot.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 20, 2007
Get the seinfeld mug.1. when I was in college I was reading the university newspaper while eating my lunch on the 3rd floor study lounge. Nearby I heard activity going on the same floor. After I finished lunch I went over there and the Student Muslim Organization was holding a vigil/teach-in about what was happening in Bosnia at the time. The details in the videotape, the atrocity accounts told, and the pictures were a bit much. I felt icky inside and ready to upchuck.
2. All the sorry-ass boy bands and pop tart "divas" make me wanna upchuck when their shit is played and broadcast like some sort of Orwellian Newspeak.
3. When the cops busted into the hotel to see if Marie Provost was OK they saw her deceased body and noticed that her hungry little dauschound had partially eaten her hand. This and other things there made the cops upchuck. This story is detailed in a Nick Lowe song. Check it out.
4. I really liked the Stallone flick "First Blood", it was pretty good. The follow-up sequels however are so sick and incredibly stupid they may make you upchuck because of their outright suckability.
2. All the sorry-ass boy bands and pop tart "divas" make me wanna upchuck when their shit is played and broadcast like some sort of Orwellian Newspeak.
3. When the cops busted into the hotel to see if Marie Provost was OK they saw her deceased body and noticed that her hungry little dauschound had partially eaten her hand. This and other things there made the cops upchuck. This story is detailed in a Nick Lowe song. Check it out.
4. I really liked the Stallone flick "First Blood", it was pretty good. The follow-up sequels however are so sick and incredibly stupid they may make you upchuck because of their outright suckability.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 30, 2009
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