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puke puddle

a puddle of puke. A pile of bullshit. A bundle of lies.

"Stick it out
Don't swallow the poisssonnn.
Spit it out
Don't swallow the lies..."

RUSH
Dogs go back to a puke puddle and lick it all up. Trained Pavlov dogs who can't think for themselves keep falling for all the bullshit coming from snake oil salesmen, corrupt politicians, money-stealing gurus, rip-off artists and more. People need to start thinking on their own and quit lapping up puke puddles.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice March 15, 2009
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Heather Mills

a gold digger who married Sir Paul McCartney in 2002. She tried smear his reputation by saying that he abused her. Now wait a minute. Paul is a Beatle, that means that he can't go to the restroom without the press knowing about it. He was married to Linda for nearly 30 years. It was rare for a celebrity marriage, it truly lasted until death do they part. If he was a mean and abusive person, wouldn't we know about that long before now? Heather is just making up shit to gain sympathy and get more moolah. When she gets her settlement all Paul has to do is write another album and go on one of his marathon world tours and that will recoup his losses, then he can forget all about her.
Heather Mills married Paul for his money, now she wants to take it and run, as well get her famous 15 minutes.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice February 12, 2007
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Fuck you, asshole!

a phrase that the Terminator picks up during a fight to get some clothes.
from the movie:

Custodian: Do you have any trash?

Terminator: Fuck you, asshole!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 14, 2008
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Sussudio

a girl who a guy thinks about alot, but seems to be inaccessable. From the Phil Collins hit "Sussudio", which reached Number One in the U.S. and Canada.
The Little Red Haired Girl is Charlie Brown's Sussudio.
Su - Sussudio. Oh-hoh-hoh. Oh-oh!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 18, 2006
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trumpturd

1. an accurate nickname for the bully who got into the office of President by inducing fear, hysteria and panic; his own violent demagoguery and with help from his Russian computer hacker friends. The nickname comes from his last name TRUMP + TURD, which he is.

2. anyone who supports said douchebag no matter what he says.
1. TV announcer: This is a special report. Blah blah blah........

Crockett: Aw, man! Look at Trumpalina flapping his arms around, shouting like a maniac again. What a stupid fucking pompous ass! I wish he'd stop trying to repeal Obamacare and just leave it alone!
Tubbs: That's Trumpturd for you. He doesn't know when to stop flogging a dead horse. He just won't shut up on it.

2. Don't believe the lies of the narcisstic deranged traitor Donald Trump. Don't be a Trumpturd.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 12, 2017
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poopie pants

A total sourpuss. One who acts negative all the time, like he/she pooped in the pants. Said person is sour all the time and wants you to feel sour too.
Here comes Mr. Poopie Pants again.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 18, 2008
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Madonna

1. the Italian name for the Virgin Mary, Mother of Jesus

2. a pop entertainer who has some decent songs and does stupid image things to start controversies and sell albums and other items like her book "Sex". Some of her videos have offended many people and some of them have even been banned by MTV, VH1 and other video networks and programs. They have featured things like sex with a dead man, burning crosses, S & M scenes, violence, her in a VERY tight sweater (Vogue)and more. She has posed for smut mags and porno flicks. Her current tour features a skit where she acts as a dominitrix and sings while strapped to a cross, mocking Jesus. The shitty teen pop phenomenon (Britney, Xtina, etc.) is entirely inspired by Madonna, so she has a lot to answer for.
1. I saw a Madonna and child painting at the art museum today.

2. While on tour in Italy Madonna invited the pope to see her show in Rome. Needless to say, he didn't go. He, the local Jewish community and the local Muslim community asked her not to reenact the mock crucifixion scene in her Rome show. She did it anyway.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 21, 2008
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