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Dinosaur Jr.

a wonderful band that formed in the mid 80s somewhere in Massachusetts. They practically played 'grunge' and 'alternative' before those terms became a vogue around 1991. Members are J Mascis on guitar and most of the vocals, Lou Barlow on bass and Murph on drums (with images of sunshine faces on the bass drum heads). All their albums are pretty good, 'Green Mind' from 1992 recently got a reissue with bonus tracks. While many other alternative bands have imploded or bit the dust, Dinosaur Jr. is still around and if anything is to be said, they're even better now than ever before.

1. In 2018 I saw Dinosaur Jr. at a beerfest in Marengo, Ohio and it brought me back to my college days. After everything that's come and gone, musically and otherwise - it's good to see these troopers still in the game. J Mascis now has long white hair, a long white beard and he looks like a wise man. He still sings 'softly' and his guitar playing is fierce and LOUD. And their recent CDs are better than previous. They're better than ever.

2. in 2021 during lockdown Dinosaur Jr. released a new CD, 'Sweep It Into Space'. It's very good. They made a few videos for it, but the pandemic kept them from touring to promote it. So they put on a free internet show for the NPR web page, playing in an empty ballroom with just a cinematographer. On the stage they had namesake toys - inflatable dinosaur toys of several species, Muppet dolls (like Animal and Ernie), a John Denver and the Muppets Christmas album, a Rolling Stones 8-track tape and other props on the stage and for 45 minutes they rocked the house (sans audience). They were as electric and stellar as when I saw them 3 years before and they made my day. Thanks, guys. Now let's stay safe for the better times to come.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 18, 2022

American Asshole

A new appellation for Donald Trump, the worst and rottenest traitor of all time. He embarrassed the USA to tremendous beyond repair by his actions, thoughts reflected in his hateful boorish juvenile blubbering talk, and his ego larger than the planet Jupiter (over 1500 times larger than planet Earth!). He is a racist, rapist, usurper, fascist, and many other evil things. He has no credentials, no soul and not a single respectable or honorable trait, aspect or a bit of character at all.

Donnie Douchebag has given himself many titles and poses with immense pompous pretention and an ugly personality cult. He has called himself 'Individual One', 'the Donald', and the 'Chosen One'. That last self-imposed title along with his hateful bloated actions makes him by every definition of the word an ANTICHRIST. He is a Caligula by every definition but to the entire world, he is the American Asshole. Thing is, he is a sputnik and a lap bitch to Vladimir Putin, even now.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 18, 2022

Donald Trump

1. Traitor and sellout.
2. Racist
3. Incest molester
4. Fascist pig
5. sociopath
6. SMF
7. waste of oxygen
8. poster boy for condoms, onanism and/or abortion.
9. asshole and bully
10. Antichrist

Donald Trump is lower than the belly of a pregnant queen ant who does nothing but eat, sleep, shit, piss and lay eggs. Future generations of American children will need to be taught that a Donald Trump is they should NOT become after graduating from high school.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 18, 2022

Tom Morello

a new guitar hero 'god' for today. This guy was in Rage Against the Machine and Audioslave and has been in supergroup rap-rock bands, session appearances and solo. He is WHACK and innovative. He can make his guitar sound like everything from whistling, turntable scratching, a vacuum cleaner, a Moog synthesizer, R2-D2 and more! he is NUTS! After the passing of Eddie Van Halen in 2020, he and Mdou Moctar now carry the torch of guitar gods for guitar 'geek' hobbyists to learn from. Rock'n'roll FOREVER!

1. In 2014 i saw Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band for the third time. Since Little Steven Van Zandt was contracted to play on the 'Sopranos' TV show, Tom Morello subbed in. During the usual band member introductions Bruce gives, he mentioned Tom Morello and Tom played a totally crazy wild electrifying freaky guitar solo like you've never seen. And he made it look so EASY.

2. I saw Eddie Van Halen (RIP) in 1986, Tom Morello in 2014 and Nigerien guitarist Mdou Moctar in 2019. Three of the greatest guitarists of my life. An if you don't know about the latter one yet, you will.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 18, 2022

Kid Cock

1. a nickname for KID ROCK. He doesn't know if he's country, rock or rap so he mixes all three genres together. Yet that's the only positive thng you can say about him, if you can find one. He styles himself as 'Bullgod', 'Rock'n'Roll Jesus', 'American Badass' and other titles but he's a Number One asshole. When he isn't supporting Donnie Douchebag TraitortrashTrump, he writes pornographic boastful songs about his COCK. He thinks women are good for nothing but giving head to 'music gods' like himself. His 2001 CD 'Cocky' lives up to its name in more ways than one. He always tells everyone to kiss his ass and everybody is a 'faggot' in his vocabulary.

2. any lippy immature sassybrat sociopathic shit head that you don't invite to social gatherings because all they do is make pompous asses of themselves talking trash, slamming others and telling uncouth penis and potty jokes. Such people often brag in detail about their sex experiences and make dirty put-down jokes on others in order to appear 'macho'. They ain't in the least. Trump-lovers generally fall into this definition.

1. In 2015 the Rolling Stones came to my university football stadium and they needed an opening act, Kid Cock was available. The stadium was only a third full when he played, with a Confederate flag behind him he sang/rapped songs about his cock, flipped the bird repeatedly (all his CDs and/or Cd trays have that gesture) and made a total douchebag of himself. He brayed that he wanted all the woman on the stage with HIM (so they'd suck his dick). His swag booths had T-shirts and trench coats stating on the back, 'U NEVER MET A MOTHER FUCKER QUITE LIKE ME'. He shames himself worse than any critic ever could. Kid Cock refers himself by the ugliest epithet in the American + Canadian English lexicon, he calls himself a MOTHERFUCKER. HE said it, not me.

2. Lewis is always bragging about his dick, running his mouth about others by calling them 'virgins' whether they are or not. always bragging about the 'pussy' he gets yet he has five kids from various women, spreads the clap around and talks about nothing but sex. He's a Kid Cock and a fan of Kid Rock and his juvenile music. He supports Trump too.

3. Look at Richard wearing that Kid Cock shirt. He's calling himself a MOTHERFUCKER! Hey, you! Yes, you! You stupid MOTHERFUCKER! You know what you are, you white trailer trash Trump-loving Kid Cock fan! MOTHERFUCKER!!! HAHAHA!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 4, 2021

STARFUCKS

The reason that Starbucks coffee's new logo doesn't have the ring around the woman icon. The ring had the name 'STARBUCKS COFFEE' on it. Not anymore.

During the past few decades, starting with the 1999 'Battle of Seattle' and thru the 'Occupy' movement and anti-G8 demonstrations and riots, it's the Starbucks cafes that often get trashed and vandalized. Violent anarchists often have defaced Starbucks logo signs by painting an 'F' over the 'B' in the company's name. So 'STARBUCKS' signs got vandalized to read as 'STARFUCKS'.

If these people want to rebel against predator companies they should go after Walmarts instead. Walmart destroys nearby competion by driving them away, they're anti-union and chump change, and they have that stupid-fuck loyalty slave cheer. Fuck Walmart.

Starbucks at least has a union and they are a coffee shop, even if their cups of joe are steeper and yups love them. Walmart fucks everybody over. Then again, when things get strained, violent anarchists are gonna do what they gonna. Their motto is 'FUCK SHIT UP'.

Either way, Starbucks removed that 'name circle' from their logo because anarchist rioters kept fucking up their name into 'STARFUCKS'. Ha ha.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 29, 2021

karma chameleon

1. We know that chameleons are reptile lizards that cange color in an instant, often due to emotion. A karma chameleon is a person who is a gung-ho supporter of a certain cause or celebrity and when things turn out different or when something is discovered about the said hero ('pillar of the community') that person claims that s/he never was a fan in the first place. Such people switch sides, allegiences and opinions in an instant, they deny and lie in order to look 'cool'.

2. A number one hit for the British band Culture Club. It was the biggest hit for the year 1983 in the UK, topping the charts fot 6 weeks and it also hit #1 in Australia, Belgium, Canada, Ireland, Holland, New Zealand, Norway, apartheid South Africa, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, and the US where it was at #1 for 3 weeks during the harsh winter of 1984. It hit #2 in West Germany, #3 in Austria and #8 in then Communist Poland.

1. Bubba was a Ted Nugent, he never served during the Vietnam War but he cheered for it, claimed that nobody had a right to oppose it. Years later he says it was a waste yrt he brings up that 'Jane Fonda' shit all the time. IOW, he's a karma chameleon.
2. JackOff Jimmie is an armchair warrior asshole, watching war drama on TV and cheering, 'Yaaayyyy! Kick some ass! Kill dem Ayy-RABS! Nuke em to hell, yeah!' with a beer in one hand and playing pocket pool with the other. Afghanistan, Iraq, Haiti, Libya, whatever. HE'S a 'Patriot', ya see. Now that the US is leaving Afghanistan he suddenly 'was against it all along'. Don't give us veterans that 'karma chameleon' shit, chickenhawk!!!
3. Geeky Jee LOOOOVED Donnie Douchebag Trump, saw his tantrumy 'innauguration' on TV and is a total starfucker. Now that everybody can see what an evil fascist pig and traitor Spanky Don really is, Geeky Jee is now deserting the sinking ship and really 'never liked' that pussy-grabbing piece of shit. Where were YOU, karma chameleon?

4. Tommie thinks he's so 'cool'. In 1988 when the Cincinnati Bengals were headed to Super Bowl XXIII he was instantly and always a Bengals fan. When the Bengals bungled and got smashed big time by the San Francisco 49ers in the 1989 Game, the next day he is and always was a San Francisco 49ers fan.

5. 'Karma Chameleon' is a nice pleasant song from my senior year in HS.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 6, 2021