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Palinoid

1. a person who listens to Sarah Palin and is a dittohead to her, that is: one who believes all the crazy shit she pops off the chops about, believes it and acts like a chicken with its head off. In this definition "Palinoid" is a combination of "Palin" + "droid".

2. Paranoia and panic that ensues when Palinistas hear her loony conspiracy theories theories. They believe ALL the dumb crap she says because she can just sit on a stool, cross her legs and put on that moronic empty fuck-me-honey smile and her devotees (mostly male Alex P. Keaton types who gawk at her with their tongues hanging out - 'cause they want to put them on her poontang!). In this definition "Palinoid" is a combination of "Palin" + "paranoid".
1. Sarah Palin is a big time attention whore. She's always yapping crap about stuff she knows nothing about. She can say ANY outrageous idea or even just snap her fingers and the Palinoids get all wired up about an issue that ain't even happening. Look at the "death panels" hysteria she caused in order to oppose Obama's health care reform.

2. "Daveman" made a limp joke about not letting Bristol Palin getting around A-rod when she and her mom came to the Big Apple. The joke wasn't that good but Letterman pokes fun at everyone, OK? Sarah Palin, who isn't mature enough to handle late-night humor, had to put up a hissy fit and claim Letterman was glorifying rape and that he owed the entire female gender an apology! Her Palinoid sheep joined in the chorus obediently like well, sheep. Somebody shut her up, she makes women look bad!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 26, 2011
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family values

a catchphrase used by politicians to promote their images.
First used by Dan Quayle in the 1992 election.
Tom: that candidate promotes family values!

Jerry: that means that he beats and cheats on his wife, molests his kids, operates a meth lab on the side, and is a dogfucker.

Tom: Oh.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 9, 2008
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Milli Vanilli

Officially, Milli Vanilli was a techno-dance singing duo consisting of Rob Pilatus of Germany and Fabrice Morvan of France. They released one album in late 1988, "Girl You Know is True". From that period up to early 1990 it spawned five Top 10 hits - the title track, the #1 "Don't Forget My Number", the #1 "Girl I'm Gonna Miss You", the #1 "Blame It On the Rain" and entering the new decade with "All or Nothing". In early 1990, they were caught lip-synching "Blame It On the Rain" live on TV during a music awards show. The previous year the tape skipped during a "concert" that also revealed the duo's lip-synching. Allegations flew. Later in the year the duo said they wanted to do some real singing on their next album. They revealed to a music employee that all they did for the record was pose for the album cover and have the project credited to them under the name "Milli Vanilli". The shit really hit the fan after that. The duo's album sold multi-platinum but was soon deleted. They had to return their Grammy for Best New Group, the first time that ever happened. Milli Vanilli was disgraced in what is possibly the biggest sham in music history. Still, they were used in a Pepsi TV ad the following year, lip-synching to an opera record. A year later, they released an album under their real names, supposedly the vocals were the duo's own. It sank like a stone in a pond. Pilatus commited suicide in 1998. Fabrice is still living. The term "Milli Vanilli" now is used to denote fraud and fakery.
Since that time other performers like Madonna, Ashlee Simpson and Britney Spears have been caught lip-synching on stage. Not as much fuss has been made about any of that. Hmmmm. It's a damn shame that the Milli Vanilli story has come to what it is. Their first album has some really good songs on it, but they will never be released again and we probably never will hear them again because of the big scandal. There's some terrific music on it, it's just a shame that the wrong people got all the credit for it.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 9, 2007
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FTS

it means "Fuck This Shit". Used to express frustration and/or apathy.
I was waiting for the signal to change so I could cross the street in downtown Toronto and there was Charles. He was blitzed and he was wearing a shirt I've seen in America. It said on the top "Famous Oriental Saying" and had some slash marks below it. Turning the head sideways revealed that the "Oriental characters" made up the English words "fuck this shit". Charles repeated the "saying" on his racist T-shirt by saying "Yeah. Fuck this shit. FTS." The light turned green. We crossed the street, I turned east and he went west.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 5, 2006
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STARFUCKS

The reason that Starbucks coffee's new logo doesn't have the ring around the woman icon. The ring had the name 'STARBUCKS COFFEE' on it. Not anymore.
During the past few decades, starting with the 1999 'Battle of Seattle' and thru the 'Occupy' movement and anti-G8 demonstrations and riots, it's the Starbucks cafes that often get trashed and vandalized. Violent anarchists often have defaced Starbucks logo signs by painting an 'F' over the 'B' in the company's name. So 'STARBUCKS' signs got vandalized to read as 'STARFUCKS'.

If these people want to rebel against predator companies they should go after Walmarts instead. Walmart destroys nearby competion by driving them away, they're anti-union and chump change, and they have that stupid-fuck loyalty slave cheer. Fuck Walmart.

Starbucks at least has a union and they are a coffee shop, even if their cups of joe are steeper and yups love them. Walmart fucks everybody over. Then again, when things get strained, violent anarchists are gonna do what they gonna. Their motto is 'FUCK SHIT UP'.

Either way, Starbucks removed that 'name circle' from their logo because anarchist rioters kept fucking up their name into 'STARFUCKS'. Ha ha.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 29, 2021
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muckety-mucks

an American used to denote pompous, rich, stuffy, vainglorious, snobby aristocracy types who think they rule the world. Even if that is so, there are millions of planets orbiting millions of stars in this galaxy and in millions of galaxies, so the muckety-mucks can put that in their pipes and smoke it.
when I was eating at an Olive Garden in downtown Toronto, I asked this righteous babe of a waitress where the reputed Eaton mall was and what kind of people shop there. I had to define "muckety-mucks" to her since that term isn't used in Canada. I explained "fatcat", and had to define that word for her, too. She explained to me where I needed to go and remarked about my American vocabulary. We talked some more, then I payed the bill and laid down the tip and I was on my way.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 9, 2008
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86

U.S. Navy slang for drunk, blitzed, wasted, plastered, etc.
John McBean got 86ed at the Hub last night.

Have a happy 86!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 21, 2006
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