I Saw U2 Live Twice's definitions

Gloria Estefan

In 1988, Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards was asked by the press what he thought of certain music acts in the late Eighties. When asked his opinion of Gloria Estefan and the Miami Sound Machine, he described them as "the Holiday Inn lounge act that made it". Even tho she's done some good stuff, this designation refers to hotel lounge music acts.

I was in my hotel room and I heard this lady in the lounge playing an electronic keyboard and singing pop songs. She's the local resident Gloria Estefan.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 20, 2007

Foxy Knoxy

a nickname given by the press and the Internet to Amanda Knox, an American college student from Seattle studying in Italy who is on trial there on the charge of killing her British roommate in a violent kinky sex game with her Italian boyfriend and maybe other people around there. The Brit girl apparently was an unwilling participant in the stupid game and became the victim.

Because of the victim's nationality, the U.K. press as well as that of Italy have referred to Amanda Knox as "Foxy Knoxy". That appellation is now used by sites like that of CNN.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 12, 2009

starfucker

1. the original name of the Rolling Stones song "Star Star".

2. one who screws entertainment stars. Also starfuck. A groupie.

3. a young girl who preps herself up and poses in order to attract the attention of older men, whether they are stars or not.

1. Joan Jett's 1983 version of "Star Star" was criticized for excessive use of the word "starfucker".

2. I'm sick of reading about Tom Cruise and his latest starfucker Katie Holmes.

3. Angie is 15. She always wears heavy makeup, wears tight jeans and hangs around the Kwik E Mart across the street from school to find an adult man to seduce. She is a teenage starfucker.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 23, 2008

damageplan

Damageplan was an innovative speed metal band from Texas that was formed by drummer Vinnie Paul and guitarist "Dimebag" Darrell Abbott, both formerly of 90s metal legends Pantera. They were joined by Pat Lachman (formerly of the Halford band) on vocals and Bob Zilla playing bass. Their first (and only) album, New Found Power, was released in the USA on February 10, 2004. In a sad strange coincidence, on December 8, 2004 (the 24th anniversary of the murder of John Lennon of the Beatles by a deranged fan), crazed fan Nathan Gale,25, jumped on the stage during a Damageplan show at the Alrosa Villa nightclub in Columbus, Ohio (my hometown), as the band began performing its first song. The lunatic Gale shot to death Dimebag Darrell instantly, and then also killed fan Nathan Bray, 23; club employee Erin Halk, 29; and security official Jeff Thompson, 40. Gale was shot dead by Columbus police officer James Niggemeyer, thus preventing more deaths and saving lives. Officer Niggemeyer was commended for stopping a bloodshed and is a genuine bonafide hero.

Damageplan disbanded after Dimebag Darrell was murdered in the Alrosa Villa tragedy.

R.I.P.

"Dimebag" Darrell Abbott 1966 - 2004
Nathan Bray 1981 - 2004
Erin Halk 1975 - 2004
Jeff Thompson 1964 - 2004

by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 20, 2008

It Isn't, It Wasn't, It Ain't Never Gonna Be

1. a euphenism for someone to realize that something didn't happen, it ain't happening now and it never will.

2. a hit song from the summer of 1989 by Queen of Soul Aretha Franklin and her pupil Whitney Houston.

1. Sarah Palin's 17 year old daughter recently said she "knows" the father of her child "loves" her and will "come back" to them some day. Anybody else surely knows about this "love" - it isn't, it wasn't, it ain't never gonna be.

2. Johnny lived with a girl in BFE. He slacked off and she worked all day to make some money for him. One afternoon he packed up and left her high and dry. Every evening she sits on the porch waiting for moocher Johnny to come back. It isn't, it wasn't, it ain't never gonna be. He never gave a damn all this time.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 5, 2009

Ally McBeal

A popular TV show that ran during the later half of the fucking PC 90s and the first few years of the 21st century. Ally is a lawyer who works for "The Firm", and she and her yuppie co-workers work in a conformist environment, doing practically everything together for the fucking firm. They often go out to a cheap-ass bar after work, where Vonda Shepard sings shitty pop/whatever songs that amount to next to nothing. They use a unisex bathroom (hoo-hah!) for answering Nature's call and talking gossip. Ally looks a bit anorexic and is very neurotic and she often sees illusions such as the famous Dancing Baby. In one episode she defends Courtney Thorne-Smith's relationship with a married man, saying that they "belong together". The show often features crappy renditions of popular hits. The show is so dehumanizing, but yuppies and soccer moms love this trash. Another piece of shit that passed for entertainment in the fucking PC 90s and beyond.

The TV show Ally McBeal is a hunka-hunka burning crud. Complete bullshit.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 14, 2007

Comet Hale-Bopp

a spectacular comet that graced our skies in 1996 - 1997. It lead to lots of stupid New Age speculation due to the "prophecy" and angel-encounter end-of-the-millenium bullshit that was going on in near the end of the 20th century. There were cult suicides, and superstitious predictions that did not come true. It was very prominent in the sky in early to mid 1997. Dubbed the "Comet of the Century", Hale-Bopp was a thrill to see and a once in a lifetime event, although you can't tell when the next comet "biggie" may come our way.

Comet Hale-Bopp was discovered by the American astronomers Alan Hale and Thomas Bopp.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 22, 2008