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Deadles

a nickname used in a Rolling Stone online review for the deceased Beatles John and George. I think it may have been a review of George's new greatest hits collection. Don't quote me on this.
Some rock journalist's newly-coined word "Deadles" is derived from the words "Dead Beatles".

John Lennon became the first Deadle on December 8, 1980. On the same token George Harrison joined the Deadles on November 27, 2001. Those 2 days were tragic for rock but fabness is forever.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 20, 2009
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Chinese fire drill

a racist term that denotes that something is completely haywire. When one says that something is as "hosed up like a Chinese fire drill" it means that there is a massive confusion going on. The complexities and complications of the Chinese language is probably a factor in the use of this term. Still, it's a racist term to use because it implies that Chinese people don't have their shit together. Besides, if you were to see a REAL fire drill in China it probably would be just as orderly as one held in the West, even with the Chinese language being as difficult as it is. Sometimes the term "Polish fire drill" is used to mean the same thing.
Billy is 16 and taking driver's ed. He pumped the accelerator too forcefully. He killed the engine and needs to wait a minute or two, then start it up again. Sitting next to him is the driving instructor Gerald. Gerald tells Billy that he's got it all fucked up like a Chinese fire drill.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 29, 2007
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pmrc

Parents Music Resource Center or for other people it's the Pushy Misanthropes Railing for Censorship. A bunch of fascist bitches who don't believe in the free expression of ideas. Stickering albums wasn't enough, founder Tipper Gore and her pestering friends tried to get ALL music that offended them banned. In the 90s many musical writers started to write more offensive music because the "Parental Advisory" sticker became a badge of honor. As a result, music offensive to the PMRC sold millions of units and scored high on the charts. The problem with all this is, people began to value "controversy" over artistic merit and the quality of popular music took a nose dive.
"We have a problem in America today. It's called censorship. We are the Ramones and we believe in the free expression of ideas and we have this to say tonight: FUCK THE PMRC!" Joey Ramone August 1990
1951 - 2001 R.I.P.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 16, 2006
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spice girls

an untalented manufactured pop band from Britain. They heralded the end of good music in early 1997 (when they were first heard in the U.S.A.)and sparked off the shitty corporate "teen pop" phenomenae that continues to pollute the airwaves today. My mom claims that rock'n'roll was destroyed by the British invasion (ala the Beatles)but she is wrong, wrong, wrong. Good music was destroyed by the British alright but it wasn't the Beatles who spoiled the party - no, not at all. It was the fucking Spices Girls! Also, their bimboness set back sexual equality by years.
The Spice Girls fucking suck unwashed ass BIG TIME.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 24, 2008
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mindfuck

1. A now scientific and academic but still obscene word for mind manipulation with misinformation, gaslighting and outright lies that are so ridiculous yet are believed by some people. A practice used by cults. Head games, especially on a large scale.

2. Any kind of lie or rumor used in news or education. Absolute bullshit that the source wants you to accept and believe.
America has been in a massive mindfuck for years .

1. News media have slipped in fake stories claiming that Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. cheated on his PhD., cheated on his wife, was a pervert or a (drumroll, please) Communist. Total bullshit. A historical mindfuck for the racist whites to justify their hatred.
2. During the 1991 Gulf War the media claimed that the Iraqi desert climate 'made it so that their chemical weapons didn't work' on US soldiers. The whole USA was in a jingoistic massive mindfuck. It was sickening.
3. In school we were taught that Christopher Columbus 'discovered' the New World and brought peace, freedom, Christianity and technology to the Native Americans. Yet even in 2nd grade we read that Norse men came here at least 500 years before. Last year I visited a Huron museum in Quebec City that showed that Norse and Huron had an indirect 'trading Silk Route'. Columbus was no hero, he was a bastard and we were mindfucked with bogus history.
4. Every fucking day Dirtbag Traitor Trump pulls his mindfuck on the public. First the CoVid-19 is a 'hoax', then he wears a mask, then he doesn't, then he blames China for 'inventing' it. He keeps changing the lies all the time, he can't keep up with it and his followers eat up all his crap. It's a massive mindfuck.
5. I've been calling all night and morning, I heard Stacy say to her roomate to tell me she wasn't home. She's been seeing Anthony on the side and she's playing a mindfuck on me. I don't like it.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 21, 2020
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Caligula

1. one of the most egotistical, violent, depraved, arrogant, narcistic SMFs in history. During his short reign as Emperor of the Roman Empire, he promoted a personality cult with vainglorious building projects promoting himself. He declared himself to be a god. He committed incest with his sisters and married a whore just to have an heir. He was an absolute SMF, raped a married couple at a party, had people tortured and raped while he dined, sent part of an audience in a coliseum into a pit of beasts because he was bored, waged a phony invasion of Britain, and subverted the Roman Senate by turning the chambers into a brothel. He made one of his horses a council and slept with it too. His name is infamous because of all this and more and he was brutally assassinated by the Praetorian Guard.
2. a movie produced by Bob Guccione of Penthouse Magazine, released in late 1979. It would probably be rated NC-17 by today's standards because it's a 'normal' plot-scripted film with numerous real pornographic acts scattered thruout.

3. any such person who displays such personality traits. NOT A COMPLEMENT. Lately, it's been Donald Trump.
1. Donald Trump, like Caligula usurped power and abused it to the max. He fits ALL the character traits of that disgusting infamous Roman emperor.

2. On the last night of the Trump dictatorship, I surfed the net and saw YouTube footage concerning the deposings of the dictators Niccolò Ceausescu of Romania and Moammar Gadhafi of Libya. Both those assholes met their end violently. Then I was referred to a German-dubbed version of the 1979 film 'Caligula' in its entirety. The porn scenes were sickening and hard to watch but I watched the whole film because i knew that SMF was overthrown and I WANTED TO SEE HIM DIE. I have no desire or need to see that movie again, all evil and sicko tyrants meet their end and that's what I got from the movie. The next day, Shitbag traitor left the White House and Joe Biden became President.

3. Donald Trump is a disgraceful repulsive Caligula by every sense of the term. He is lower than the belly of a pregnant queen ant, sitting on the ground. He is the nadir of American history, social/political cancer, a scummy treasonous sexual deviant who needs to be executed.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 22, 2022
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WalMart

an evil chainstore run by the Devil, where workers toil for pissant wages, work long hours without credit, get no benefits, work non-union, and have to attend a bullshit "pep-talk" session at the start of every shift and chant this dumbass cheer every fucking day. WalMart wants to drive everyone else out of business and control the world's economy. WalMart is popular among hypochristians (so-called "conservative Christians") for some particular reason, so you know WalMart is up to no good. They have the slogan "Bringing it All Home to the U.S.A." but almost all their products sold are from China, where good American jobs are going to and where worker's rights and safety as well as environmental protection standards are disregarded. Also, their music CDs have to be "clean" - none with Parental Advisory stickers are sold at the stores. This is an endorsement of censorship, which is UN-AMERICAN. Their prices ain't really any lower than anyone else's. That logo happy face needs to have a bullet shot into its forehead. Do your shopping at some other store like Meijers or Target instead.
I'd rather work for Satan than work for WalMart. And that's the TRUTH.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 20, 2007
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