A 1984 hit for Van Halen, from the album 1984. It describes a feeling many school kids experience. The video expresses that emotion. The phrase pretty much explains itself.
Gene: Look at Miss Sheridan. She is stacked, dude!
Kenny: Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad
I'm hot for teacher
I got it bad, so bad
I'm hot for teacher
Kenny: Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad
I'm hot for teacher
I got it bad, so bad
I'm hot for teacher
by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 03, 2007
Get the hot for teachermug. a more vulgar way to say "Does a chicken have lips?". A sarcastic way to answer a question with a question. You could say "Does a brown bear crap in the woods?" instead. Either way, the other person is supposed to say "yes".
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 08, 2008
Get the Does a brown bear shit in the woods?mug. a gabfest on early morning TV for middle-aged and older women who are famous who talk about politics, gossip, everything but their men and the power of their dicks. Sometimes the hosts get obnoxious and argue with each other.
I was waiting in the doctor's office and the stupid TV had nothing on but the View. That show ain't nothing but a glorified Tupperware party for celebrity bitches.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 29, 2008
Get the the Viewmug. Real name Tom Cruz. An egotistical cocky self-absorbed shitbrat who plays himself in every single movie he's been in. His career really started taking off when he made that now iconic scene of scooting on the floor, flopping on a couch and lip-synching to an old Bob Seger song. After all this time, it's not funny anymore. He hit the big time with 'Top Gun', a 'classic' for armchair generals who would cheer future wars on TV and who get boners from flipping people off.
But there's more. Several marriages, and he's a zealous advocate for the proto-New Age dumbshit cult of Scientology. He believes that humanity is from Venus and migrated to Earth and it's time to contact the 'Thetans' by placing thr hands on a couple of tin cans. He thinks diet and exercise cures post-birth depression in new mothers and says that meds are psychiatry are bunk.
Not only that, when he dated and plugged the young starfucker Katie Holmes, he made a total ass of himself by jumping and stepping on a couch during an OPRAH episode like a little kid. He and Katie wed) (shotgun) and daughter Suri arrived. Now divorced, Katie keeps on chasing movie stars and Tom has shit all over his face, and he's older too. And everyone by now knows about his arrogance.
But there's more. Several marriages, and he's a zealous advocate for the proto-New Age dumbshit cult of Scientology. He believes that humanity is from Venus and migrated to Earth and it's time to contact the 'Thetans' by placing thr hands on a couple of tin cans. He thinks diet and exercise cures post-birth depression in new mothers and says that meds are psychiatry are bunk.
Not only that, when he dated and plugged the young starfucker Katie Holmes, he made a total ass of himself by jumping and stepping on a couch during an OPRAH episode like a little kid. He and Katie wed) (shotgun) and daughter Suri arrived. Now divorced, Katie keeps on chasing movie stars and Tom has shit all over his face, and he's older too. And everyone by now knows about his arrogance.
1. I was in the Navy during the time 'Top gun' came out. Part of that film was made on the aircraft carrier U.S.S. Enterprise. The next year I was stationed in San Francisco Bay where the Enterprise was docked and every sailor I met from that ship told me that Tom Cruise was an egotistical haughty sack o' douche who treated everyone there as his servants.
2. Tom Cruise acted his cocky self in the film 'The Color of Money' in 1987 but he wasn't the major star, Paul Newman was. That's what saved the movie from the trash heap, Paul Newman has CLASS.
3. During the 2003-2011 Iraq War Tom Cruise sassed off about protestors 'not being American' yet HE never served. FUCK HIM!!!!
4. Supposedly a Top Gun sequel is coming out 'soon', 36 years after the original. As a veteran, I can tell you already not only is it unrealistic but it's guaranteed to be shit. After all these wars during the past 20-30 years fucking up the social and economic fabric of America, we don't need it. I hope it bombs. Tom Cruise is no hot-shot, he's a washed out dum-dum boy. For the record, I DON'T think he's gay.
2. Tom Cruise acted his cocky self in the film 'The Color of Money' in 1987 but he wasn't the major star, Paul Newman was. That's what saved the movie from the trash heap, Paul Newman has CLASS.
3. During the 2003-2011 Iraq War Tom Cruise sassed off about protestors 'not being American' yet HE never served. FUCK HIM!!!!
4. Supposedly a Top Gun sequel is coming out 'soon', 36 years after the original. As a veteran, I can tell you already not only is it unrealistic but it's guaranteed to be shit. After all these wars during the past 20-30 years fucking up the social and economic fabric of America, we don't need it. I hope it bombs. Tom Cruise is no hot-shot, he's a washed out dum-dum boy. For the record, I DON'T think he's gay.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 12, 2022
Get the Tom Cruisemug. A fascist anti-Christ who killed over 6 million Jews and 5 million non-Jews in the Holocaust, not to mention millions of soldiers and civilians. His legacy continues in anti-Christ dictators like his disciple Slobodan Milosevic, who died earlier this year.
***In the 1990's***
CNN: Slobodan Milosevic is on trial for genocide and the rape of over a million women.
TV watcher: Hitler lives.
CNN: Slobodan Milosevic is on trial for genocide and the rape of over a million women.
TV watcher: Hitler lives.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 18, 2006
Get the Hitlermug. an embarassment and disgrace to the United States of America. He occupied the Oval Office for 2 terms by fraudulent means. He smeared political rivals John Kerry and John McCain, who are honorably discharged and decorated Vietnam War vets.Through lies and jingoism he made the American people look like totalcretinous assholes. When he left office in early 2009 he left a neglected economy in a state of near-collapse and MANY problems for his successor to handle. Dumbya, you corrupt dumbass, thanks for NOTHING!
Dumbya is the Hideiki Tojo of America. Tojo and his cartel led Japan into dishonor, war and disaster via censorship, lies and induced panic, gross human rights abuses, propaganda and mind manipulation in a totalitarian manner. It lead Japan into WW2. Look at the 00s decade, do you see a parallel? What have we learned, Charlie Brown?
by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 10, 2011
Get the Dumbyamug. 1. someone who is always there to be a shoulder to cry on.
A lover who is also a father figure, or a security blanket. Someone who does everything for his/her lover.
2. a 1990 hit for Depeche Mode. Johnny Cash covered it on his last album.
A lover who is also a father figure, or a security blanket. Someone who does everything for his/her lover.
2. a 1990 hit for Depeche Mode. Johnny Cash covered it on his last album.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 15, 2007
Get the personal Jesusmug.