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Hypochristian

basically, it's someone who claims to be a Christian but doesn't follow the teachings of Jesus. They often go to church on the Sabbath wearing dresses and suits and ties, play a prominent role in the congregation, are married and have children. They tend to vote exclusively Republican (but not always) and try to bully the local community to pass laws favorable to their point of view, try to force their point of view on EVERYBODY around them, try to establish a Christian Iran in America, and brag about how moral they are and how loyal the family is to them. They tend to be white racists, prejudiced against all those who are not like them. Women hypochristians often are soccer moms. To sum it up, a hypochristian is usually a neo con, a "conservative Christian", although some are also of the liberal persuasion, too.

Brad has a wife who he beats up to a pulp every week, and a 15-year-old male lover on the side. He also has raped his daughter and her school friend, as well as "done it" with his dog, Dexter. He has stolen money from church, tries to force his views on the community, considers what he don't like to be "liberal" or "communist" or "godless". He brags about his Christianity but often tells racist jokes at work. He is a hypochristian to the max.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 10, 2008

Phil the Shill

"Phil the Shill" is the title of an episode of Miami Vice that starred Phil Collins as a scam artist who immigrated to America from his native U.K. to escape taxes and prosecution. He was a TV game show host, later on he took a suitcase with over a million bucks in it and vanished. He reappeared on cable TV as televangelist "Father Phil", perfoming fake exorcisms and saying "give me your money, and I will give you a miracle". Phil Collins in real life is noted for his charm and amiability, and his portraying of an iritable greedy bastard shows that he makes a good actor as well as musician. He acted in theater as a kid and made his movie debut as a crowd extra in "A Hard Day's Night". Also check out the flick "Buster" from 1988.

Luke: Whatcha watchin' on the boob tube, dude?

George: Just a stupid infomercial hosted by Phil the Shill.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 9, 2007

sexy

1. The state of being attraction, gets the mojo running, sexually appealing, 'turns somebody on', makes someone have sex with you, etc. It all depends on the individual and it's pretty much all in the mind.
2. A feeling of yourself looking good or sexually appealing.

1. Some guys like shorter women, some find tall women to be sexy. And some don't care at all if she's cute and sexy in other ways.
2. I'm too sexy for this shirt, too sexy for this shirt, so sexy it hurts! So what do I do? I TAKE IT OFF!
3. Look at that Shania Twain CD. Yeah, she's sexy as hell but the music SUCKS.

4. If you want my body and you think I'm sexy, come on sugar let me know!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 21, 2020

Trumpalina

an arrogant sorry excuse for a president. He's a bully yet he can't take criticism of any kind. He cries and bellyaches all the time, using the "fake news" jive line while his selfishness, vanity and corruption are obvious to all. This nickname is derived from TRUMP the Chump + ThumBALINA because despite his overbearing nature and delusions of god-hood, he is a really small pissant excuse of a man.

1. Trumpalina thinks he can do anything he wants since he hijacked the White House. However, he is on Putin's leash because Russianhackers breached U.S. cyberspace security on Election Day to set the Electoral College in Trump's favor. Trumpalina is a traitor, a quisling who is really owned by Vladimir Putin.

2. Trumpalina wants to build a Berlin-type 'Iron Curtain' wall at the Mexican border despite the fact there's border security already. Congress didn't appropriate the money for this wasteful enterprise. Trumpalina throws a hissy fit, he cries like a baby. WAH!

3. Trumpalina wants to scrap Obamacare without anything better. He has embarrassed himself to the rest of the world. He says NATO is obsolete and no allied nation even trusts him. He's a sexist pig, he gropes women and girls and has harassed beauty pageant contestants in the past . He imposed an immigration halt on mostly-Muslim countries - that is, where he has NO business interests. He has had Russian information ministers at the WH and he has openly given ISIS secrets to them. He is a slave to Putin, he openly collaborates with Russia. He is a small man and a sniveling cowardly traitor with a Nero complex. He acts like Caligula. IMPEACH TRUMPALINA NOW.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 2, 2017

20th Century Foxy

it's slang term used in the later half of the 20th Century for a gorgeous person who is famous at the time.

1. when a young guy joined up at the Navy recruiter office (next to the Godfather's Pizza - pizza you can't refuse!) he posed under a large poster of Farrah Fawcet to get a snapshot taken. The poster showed her facing forward wearing a bikini! We all called her a 20th Century Foxy.

2. Carmen Electra, Cindy Crawford, Paulina Porizkova, Heather Locklear, all these chicks and more are 20th Century Foxies.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 26, 2009

damageplan

Damageplan was an innovative speed metal band from Texas that was formed by drummer Vinnie Paul and guitarist "Dimebag&quo t; Darrell Abbott, both formerly of 90s metal legends Pantera. They were joined by Pat Lachman (formerly of the Halford band) on vocals and Bob Zilla playing bass. Their first (and only) album, New Found Power, was released in the USA on February 10, 2004. In a sad strange coincidence, on December 8, 2004 (the 24th anniversary of the murder of John Lennon of the Beatles by a deranged fan), crazed fan Nathan Gale,25, jumped on the stage during a Damageplan show at the Alrosa Villa nightclub in Columbus, Ohio (my hometown), as the band began performing its first song. The lunatic Gale shot to death Dimebag Darrell instantly, and then also killed fan Nathan Bray, 23; club employee Erin Halk, 29; and security official Jeff Thompson, 40. Gale was shot dead by Columbus police officer James Niggemeyer, thus preventing more deaths and saving lives. Officer Niggemeyer was commended for stopping a bloodbath and is a genuine bonafide hero.

Damageplan disbanded after Dimebag Darrell was murdered in the Alrosa Villa tragedy.

R.I.P.

"Dimebag" Darrell Abbott 1966 - 2004
Nathan Bray 1981 - 2004
Erin Halk 1975 - 2004
Jeff Thompson 1964 - 2004

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 14, 2008

Pink Floyd

Pink Floyd is one of the most intelligent rock bands in the business. This British psychedelic band put on the best shows in the universe. Mind-tripping music with deep lyrics concerning life, the human condition and more - asking questions that have no easy answers. Disbanded earlier this year after over 40 years of great music.

Ignorant Conservative Christian/Fundamentalist:
Pink Floyd music glories the drug culture.

Rock'n'roller:
You're always shooting off the mouth about things that you know nothing about. You should listen to the lyrics more. Pink Floyd plays intelligent rock, so GO TO FUCKING HELL YOU STUPID DUMB-BUTT IGNORANT FANATIC!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 19, 2006