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an overrated actress who got her big break as Rachel Green in the NBC TV series Friends, which ran from 1994 to 2004. The series finale was incredibly stupid. She has also appeared on the silver screen, pretty much playing herself. Her movies ain't that good. She was married to housebreaker husband Brad Pitt, who ran off with Angelina Jolie, who also doesn't know what marriage is supposed to be all about - on top of that, his hair is now shorter and he looks like a plucked chicken. Jennifer Aniston's favorite phrase is "Oh my God". It's Oh-my-God this, Oh-my-God that. If it weren't for her sexy long hair or her nice legs, she wouldn't be considered a sex goddess at all.
Jennifer Aniston, along with the other 5 main members of "Friends", got $1,000,000 per 30-minute episode during the last season or two of the show. Imagine, a million bucks to be ditzy and say "OMG" several times. It's truly like the Dire Straits song says - it's really Money for Nothing.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 19, 2007
Get the jennifer aniston mug.basically, it's another reference to a May-December romance where the woman is quite a bit older than the man. This is also referred to a "Mrs. Robinson" love affair, because of the movie "The Graduate" where Dustin Hoffman's character falls in love with his girlfriend's mother.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 10, 2008
Get the her Motown, you Motley Crue mug.British rock star, writer and producer. Some rockmag critics slam his output as being too excessive, but he's more versatile than you might think. He's mostly noted as being the singer, guitarist, songwriter and de facto leader of the unique Electric Light Orchestra, which existed from around 1971 to 1988. They had a string of great hits, were one of the first bands to utilize synthesizers a lot (along with Pink Floyd and others), use a lot of backwards messages on their albums (they got a lot of flak over that by ignorant buttheads. Their 1983 album "Secret Messages" is a reply to that) and they were one of the first bands to use laser shows in their concerts (as well as a model starship). Jeff, an avowed Beatlemaniac got to produce the fine 1987 "Cloud Nine" album by George Harrison. Then he, George, Bob Dylan, Roy Orbison, and Tom Petty formed the supergroup Travelling Wilburys and they had some hits. He also worked with the other Wilburys on their later albums. Also, in 1990 he released his own solo album "Armchair Theater" which highlights his love and roots for 50s rock. When the 3 surving Beatles (the "Threetles" - George, Paul and Ringo) needed help in producing their new songs based on a demo tape John made before he was killed, Jeff Lynne was called in to help. After that he worked with the Threetles on their solo work. There was a temporary ELO reunion of some sorts, but the post-9/11 climate scared many people and the reunion tour was squelched.
Jeff Lynne is more adventurous in his music than most people give him credit for. Check out some of the releases by the afore mentioned artists and you will notice how truly devoted he is to early rock'n'roll music.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 21, 2008
Get the Jeff Lynne mug.Officially, Milli Vanilli was a techno-dance singing duo consisting of Rob Pilatus of Germany and Fabrice Morvan of France. They released one album in late 1988, "Girl You Know is True". From that period up to early 1990 it spawned five Top 10 hits - the title track, the #1 "Don't Forget My Number", the #1 "Girl I'm Gonna Miss You", the #1 "Blame It On the Rain" and entering the new decade with "All or Nothing". In early 1990, they were caught lip-synching "Blame It On the Rain" live on TV during a music awards show. The previous year the tape skipped during a "concert" that also revealed the duo's lip-synching. Allegations flew. Later in the year the duo said they wanted to do some real singing on their next album. They revealed to a music employee that all they did for the record was pose for the album cover and have the project credited to them under the name "Milli Vanilli". The shit really hit the fan after that. The duo's album sold multi-platinum but was soon deleted. They had to return their Grammy for Best New Group, the first time that ever happened. Milli Vanilli was disgraced in what is possibly the biggest sham in music history. Still, they were used in a Pepsi TV ad the following year, lip-synching to an opera record. A year later, they released an album under their real names, supposedly the vocals were the duo's own. It sank like a stone in a pond. Pilatus commited suicide in 1998. Fabrice is still living. The term "Milli Vanilli" now is used to denote fraud and fakery.
Since that time other performers like Madonna, Ashlee Simpson and Britney Spears have been caught lip-synching on stage. Not as much fuss has been made about any of that. Hmmmm. It's a damn shame that the Milli Vanilli story has come to what it is. Their first album has some really good songs on it, but they will never be released again and we probably never will hear them again because of the big scandal. There's some terrific music on it, it's just a shame that the wrong people got all the credit for it.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 9, 2007
Get the Milli Vanilli mug.I was waiting for the signal to change so I could cross the street in downtown Toronto and there was Charles. He was blitzed and he was wearing a shirt I've seen in America. It said on the top "Famous Oriental Saying" and had some slash marks below it. Turning the head sideways revealed that the "Oriental characters" made up the English words "fuck this shit". Charles repeated the "saying" on his racist T-shirt by saying "Yeah. Fuck this shit. FTS." The light turned green. We crossed the street, I turned east and he went west.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 5, 2006
Get the FTS mug.in the U.S. Navy, this is a slang term used to denote a Bad Conduct Discharge (BCD), one of the worse type of military discharges given. A discharge like this is basically given for commiting offenses that would count as felonies in the civilian world.
David Doo-no-good was court-martialed today and found guilty of molesting his own daughter. He recieved a reduction-in-rate to the bottom paygrade (E-1), all his pay and allowances were forfeited, he got sentenced to 12 years at the Pebble Factory (the military slammer located at Leavenworth, Kansas),and he will receieve a Bad Chicken Dinner. After that no one will want to hire him, no college will want to admit him, he will need to find some rich bitch to marry and support him. Was the action worth all that? He is one major SMF. No bones about it.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 12, 2007
Get the Bad Chicken Dinner mug.Basically, it simply means "quit pussyfooting around, get to the point", or KISS (Keep It Simple, Stupid) or "say what you gotta say". The phrase is also the title of a greatest hits release from the Swedish band Roxette that I got in an HMV store in downtown Toronto, Canada. That album was probably released in Canada only.
Professor: Communism evolved as a warped corruption of scientific socialism, which was expounded by the German scientist Karl Marx, who was born in...etc, etc, etc....
Student (thinking): Don't bore us, get to the chorus!
Student (thinking): Don't bore us, get to the chorus!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 15, 2007
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