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fucky sucky

a crass term referring simply to oral sex. It rhymns, see?
1. Recently I saw the farcical thriller movie Crank High Voltage and there's this scene where a young ethnic Chinese hooker turns to her pimp and says "No fucky sucky for you!" in Chinese.

2. Bryan and Miranda did a 69 in a Jeep by Greasy Lake. It was a double case of fucky sucky.

3. When Paris Hilton's 15 minutes began I got an email that described what occured in her stupid-ass sex tape. Simply, Paris and her boyfriend both did the fucky sucky.

4. A few years ago she got pulled over by the cops for DUI. She was sentenced to the slammer but she got out of there less than an hour later. How did THAT come to be? (Think about it, folks...). Faux News covered all this in a "newsflash". Look at the shallow boobs on that propaganda network. Some people need to GET A LIFE!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 24, 2009
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shudupmuthufuca

a rapid way to tell some irritating asshole to 'Shut up, motherfucker!'. It's said at the speed of light and it's a huge run-on on phonetics strung together.
Shuh-
duhp-
muh'
thuh'
fuhk-
kuh!
All the phonetics have that simple 'uh' in their sound, so SAY IT REAL FAST! All together now!
1. Company commander at a military recruit boot camp to an unruly sociopathic recruit: 'Shudupmuthufuca!'
2. Donnie Douchebag TraitorTrump: You can't jail me! I am the Chosen One! I was born to rule the world! I am a god!

Judge: I sentence you to lie imprisonment without parole for 3000 years for all your crimes!

Donnie Douchebag TraitorTrump: I am divine! Everybody loves me! The election was stolen from ME!

Judge: Shudupmuthufuca! Security, take this TRAITOR away!!!!!!!!!!!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 30, 2021
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crock

1. nonsence, hogwash, bilge, absolute bull, a waste of time and/or money, a sham. It's bogus - totally. Sometimes referred to as a "crock of crap" or a "crock of shit".

2. a container, such as a pot or kettle. This type of vessel is often used for cooking or washing or concocting or mixing.

3. brand name for a certain type of electric cooking pot that will cook delicious meals for during the day while you are occupied with other things. Just stir the food up every once in a while. Versatility and technology together!
1. You call yourself a Christ-i-an. I think you're a hypocrite. You call yourself a patriot. Well I say you're a crock of shit. - Mick Jagger

Take THAT, neo-cons!

2. Bubble bubble toil and trouble. The three witches in MacBeth are stirring up their gunk in a steaming crock.

3. Phillip's suculent pot roast dinner was waiting for him in the Crock Pot when he came home from work.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice March 26, 2010
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Ann Coulter

A fascist bitch demagogue and troublemaker whose violent hatred and bigotry gives Christianity a bad name just like the Middle Eastern terrorists give Islam a bad name. She became a millionaire by peddling screeds of hatred against religious and ethnic minorities, Islam, gays, and of course , "liberals" (that is, people who don't agree with her sick, twisted satanic philosophy). If you read excerts from her books you can see that she is a violent, extremely hateful psychotic. If you've had history class in college you can see she is similar to Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, and also Slobodan Milosevic - the son-of-a-bitch. She advocates violence against her targets of hatred. She is dangerous. She often has a wild hateful look in her eyes. She needs to be admitted in an asylum and sedated. She is crazy.
Bill: Look at Tony! He's reading that Ann Coulter book again.

George: Tony can't think for himself. He follows any guru who claims to be a Christian. Ain't nothing Christian about Ann Coulter. She's just a plain bitch.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 6, 2008
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I'm too sexy

a number one hit from early 1992 by the British techno-dance trio Right Said Fred. It's like the 1987 hit "Love Removal Machine" by the Cult. It's a catchy tune, and the lyrics are so unbelievably stupid, yet that stupidness factor is what makes the song so cool. The title phrase became a catch term. For instance: T-shirts came out that said "I'm too sexy for this shirt!"
1. I'm too sexy for this shirt
Too sexy for this shirt
So sexy it hurts!

2. I'm too sexy for the overrated movie "Titantic".

3. And I'm too sexy for this song.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 16, 2007
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bfe

Bum Fuck Egypt. The sticks, the boondocks, way out in the middle of nowhere, man.
I hate going to Jean's house. She lives way out in BFE.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 2, 2006
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sui - car

a car that is jury-rigged with explosives to kill and destroy. Since the driver intends to never go home again he drives into a crowded area to ensure maximum casualties (including him/her self) and destruction. The vehicle is often set with a time bomb set to blow up at the "right" moment, causing massive carnage. A suicide car.
1. American, British, French, Italian and Israeli troops made up the Multi National Force in Lebanon on a peacekeeping and "nation-building" mission. That land was in a state of anarchy and various factions fought with the MNF and each other. One day in October 1983 a sui - car, a Chevrolet loaded with TNT, entered a USMC compound and blew it up, killing over 200 Marines. Similar attacks were made on French and Israeli units. Sui - car attacks continued even after the MNF left, going on until the Lebanese Civil War ended in 1990.

2. In 1993 ex-President George H.W. Bush was in Kuwait to recieve a medal from the Amir. Saddam Hussein sent a sui - car on a mission to kill the senior ex-President Bush but the car bomb blew up much too soon and killed only the driver. Bill Clinton, beings he was now President jumped at the opportunity to prove his critics that he was a man and not a mouse when it came to his role as Commander in Chief. He retaliated by lobbing a bunch of rockets on the Iraqi secret police HQ at a time of his choosing, just as he said he would.

3. The day George W. Bush posed on an aircraft carrier with a "Mission Accomplished" banner sui - car attacks occured thruout anarchaic Iraq. Malls, cafes, fish markets, churches, mosques and other buildings were destroyed by sui - car bombings from various factions and many people have been killed. The madness continues...
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 13, 2011
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