I Saw U2 Live Twice's definitions

I'm too sexy

a number one hit from early 1992 by the British techno-dance trio Right Said Fred. It's like the 1987 hit "Love Removal Machine" by the Cult. It's a catchy tune, and the lyrics are so unbelievably stupid, yet that stupidness factor is what makes the song so cool. The title phrase became a catch term. For instance: T-shirts came out that said "I'm too sexy for this shirt!"

1. I'm too sexy for this shirt
Too sexy for this shirt
So sexy it hurts!

2. I'm too sexy for the overrated movie "Titantic".

3. And I'm too sexy for this song.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 16, 2007

cock rock

AOR rock where the singer is bragging about the adventures of his cock. Most notably played by those radio stations that specialize in the Cro-Magnon arena rock of the seventies.

Jojo had his boombox on while working on his car on the blocks. He had it on the cock rock station KRAP.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 18, 2006

Soccer Mom

"Soccer Mom" is a term made up during the election year 1996 to describe a white surburban homemaker wife who thinks that anything that is not explicitly Fundamentalist "Christian" is bad for her rotten little shits she calls her kids. She drives a bigass gas-guzzling SUV, tries to push her views on morality on everyone else, and goes shopping all the fucking time when she ain't taking her brats to soccer or piano practice or some other fucking stupid shit because she lives off her husband's wages. She gives money to a political party and tries to influence them to her standards. She's involved in PTA, the church "clique", you name it - she is influential and pushy in them all. In other words, an all-American stuck-up conforming judgmental BITCH.

Tipper Gore. Her kids got into drugs. I wonder why? Another example is the women who watch shit on the TV like that overblown yuppie Tupperware party that is called the View. On Sunday morning a Soccer Mom drops her daughter off to Sunday school, who then runs off with the cute boy in her class and they listen to a CD of "Satanic" music by U2, Pink Floyd, Rush or Ziggy Marley, then they smoke some Panama red and get it on in the grass.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 18, 2006

fucky sucky

a crass term referring simply to oral sex. It rhymns, see?

1. Recently I saw the farcical thriller movie Crank High Voltage and there's this scene where a young ethnic Chinese hooker turns to her pimp and says "No fucky sucky for you!" in Chinese.

2. Bryan and Miranda did a 69 in a Jeep by Greasy Lake. It was a double case of fucky sucky.

3. When Paris Hilton's 15 minutes began I got an email that described what occured in her stupid-ass sex tape. Simply, Paris and her boyfriend both did the fucky sucky.

4. A few years ago she got pulled over by the cops for DUI. She was sentenced to the slammer but she got out of there less than an hour later. How did THAT come to be? (Think about it, folks...). Faux News covered all this in a "newsflash". Look at the shallow boobs on that propaganda network. Some people need to GET A LIFE!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 24, 2009

shudupmuthufuca

a rapid way to tell some irritating asshole to 'Shut up, motherfucker!'. It's said at the speed of light and it's a huge run-on on phonetics strung together.
Shuh-
duhp-
muh'
thuh'
fuhk-
kuh!
All the phonetics have that simple 'uh' in their sound, so SAY IT REAL FAST! All together now!

1. Company commander at a military recruit boot camp to an unruly sociopathic recruit: 'Shudupmuthufuca!'
2. Donnie Douchebag TraitorTrump: You can't jail me! I am the Chosen One! I was born to rule the world! I am a god!

Judge: I sentence you to lie imprisonment without parole for 3000 years for all your crimes!

Donnie Douchebag TraitorTrump: I am divine! Everybody loves me! The election was stolen from ME!

Judge: Shudupmuthufuca! Security, take this TRAITOR away!!!!!!!!!!!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 30, 2021

crock

1. nonsence, hogwash, bilge, absolute bull, a waste of time and/or money, a sham. It's bogus - totally. Sometimes referred to as a "crock of crap" or a "crock of shit".

2. a container, such as a pot or kettle. This type of vessel is often used for cooking or washing or concocting or mixing.

3. brand name for a certain type of electric cooking pot that will cook delicious meals for during the day while you are occupied with other things. Just stir the food up every once in a while. Versatility and technology together!

1. You call yourself a Christ-i-an. I think you're a hypocrite. You call yourself a patriot. Well I say you're a crock of shit. - Mick Jagger

Take THAT, neo-cons!

2. Bubble bubble toil and trouble. The three witches in MacBeth are stirring up their gunk in a steaming crock.

3. Phillip's suculent pot roast dinner was waiting for him in the Crock Pot when he came home from work.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice March 26, 2010

crap

1. waste material that can't be disgested or consumed by a person or an animal. Gooshy texture, horrible smell, good for nothing except to fertilize plants - maybe.

2. anything that can't be used for much of anything. Trash. Something substandard, especially when you need something better.

3. lies. A favorite tool for politicians and used car dealers and others who think you're an idiot.

1. a long time ago I was watching the Tonight Show and Jay Leno was joking about the recent American Music Awards show and the new categories that were added that night, who got nominated, who won and so on. He made up a new category: he said that if you combine country music and rap music what do you get?

Country + Rap makes CRAP.

2. Country was once vital, now it's cliched and formulaic. Since Barf Brooks hit it big it's become dumbed down crap for the yuppies.

3. Rap was once fun and creative as well. The first 3 albums by RUN-D.M.C., and stuff from the Fat Boys, L.L. Cool J and Tone Loc were good but now rap is mostly ultra-violent, pornographic, mysogynistic and stupid crap.

4. So look at what Jay Leno said. Combine today's country and today's rap and what do you get?

by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 30, 2009