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Milosevic the son of a bitch

a nickname for the fascist anti-Christ dictator who is responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of Muslims, Croats, Slovenes, ethnic Kosovar Albanians and other people. He inspired the term "ethnic cleansing". Concerning Bosnia he ordered the deaths of Muslim men and boys in concentration death camps,where they were starved and beaten to death - and the rapes of over a million women and little girls. He claimed that he was "protecting" the Serbs, as well as the Orthodox faith in Yugoslavia, despite the fact he was an atheist. He was lying out the ass and everybody knew it. May he rot in hell forever.
Milosevic the son of a bitch died in war crime tribunal custody last year, while awaiting trial for the worst human rights abuses since World War II.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 9, 2008
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Kidz Bop

a money-making scam that is the end of music itself. It has little kids "singing" popular songs (which these days are shit anyway) with dirty words edited. Musical talent goes out the window. Any little kid is used because any little kid can fuck up a song. Perfect for totalitarian soccer moms to give their brats a censored, fucked-up excuse for music to listen to. Trash. The death of music. Period.
All Kidz Bop albums suck out the ass big time.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 21, 2008
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Juke Box Hero

1. a star whose songs grab a lotta coins in a jukebox so those specific songs are played.

2. of course, the term is also the title of a 1982 hit by the band Foreigner. It's from their epic hit album "4" (yes, that's the name of the album!).
1. whenever I was in Papa John's pizza joint with a girlfriend or solo, I'd often put in 50 cents to play "Astronomy Domine" by Pink Floyd. It sounds like some sort of "rock'n'roll Star Trek". In that respect, Syd, Roger, Richard and Nick are juke box heroes.

2. When I saw Foreigner live, the concert concluded with "Juke Box Hero" and just before the coda there would be a smoke bomb exploding with a thunderous boom on stage and emitting green smoke.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 5, 2009
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MASS-Holes

A contemptuous term for people from the state of Massachusetts. Of course it comes from the words 'MASSachusetts' + 'ASSholes'. Sometimes it's used chiefly for the people of the Greater Boston Area (Lexington, Concord, Boston itself, Salem, etc. And some people just narrow it down to Bostonians themselves.
1. In 2019 I took a very long but much-needed vacation to cities and sites I had never been to before. I visited Ottawa and Quebec City, drove thru Quebec Province and reentered the USA via Maine. I drove extensively thru every state in New England that I hadn't been thru before. Part of that was the American Revolution Minuteman Park at Lexington and Concord . After eating a filling, delicious meal of clam 'chowdah', I got into my 'cah' and explored Boston all afternoon and early evening. Driving there is CRAZY. My tour book warned about 'MASS-holes' but the real problem is the constant flow of traffic. You DO get to see a lot, however. It's fun.
2. During my 2019 vacation BION 'MASS-hole' drivers weren't the rudest ones that I had to deal with. It was the drivers in Providence, Rhode Island who were bigger assholes than the 'MASS-holes'. Driving in Boston is wild and wooly but it wasn't anywhere as it wad in Providence. They are rude!
3. After my adventures in Rhode Island and Connecticut, I reentered Massachusetts and visited the Dr. Seuss Museum and Sculpture Garden (salute to my youth) in Springfield. Driving there was easy, no 'MASS-hole' drivers.
4. Last year the racist militia shits and disciples of the Cult of Donnie Traitor Douchebag TrashTrumpChump were fucking off at Boston Common for 'freedumb' rallies, spreading the virus, endangering children, acting like the shit heads they are - they were WORSE than any MASS-holes could ever be.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 7, 2021
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young, dumb and full of cum

simply it means when you're in the stage of life that comedian Danny Thomas referred to as "young and foolish". In the hit "New World Man" the band Rush details this further with the verses:

He's old enough to know what's right but young enough not to choose it

He's wise enough to win the world but fool enough to lose it

He's a New World Man...
I was at the souvenir tent drinking a Coke before Sevara hit the stage to open for Peter Gabriel that night when I ran into Bryan. He was showing the girls his tattooed legs. His tattoos were symbols of all the rock concerts he'd been to so far.

There was the tongue + lip for the Rolling Stones, a prism for Pink Floyd and so forth. One blonde beauty pointed to a hand of playing cards that said "U2" on them, asking how is U2 associated with poker. Bryan simply deadpanned, "I was young, dumb and full of cum".
by I Saw U2 Live Twice March 7, 2011
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sexual healing

1. a treatment where a person's inner turmoil and emotional pain is healed by good loving romantic sex.

2. a euphenism from a classic 1983 Top 10 hit by that name by the late great soul superstar Marvin Gaye.
1. Man I feel rotten today! There was a lot of assignments at work today and we had go thru some stupid Mickey Mouse rigmarole to get anything done. Also, who let these idiots out on the road? Don't anybody know how to drive in the city anymore? Still, after I get home, eat dinner and shower and cool off my baby can give me sexual healing and I'll be OK again. It'll be good for me and her.

2. On the TV comedy "10 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter" Katie Sagel asked John Ritter (R.I.P.), "Do you believe in sexual healing?".

3. When I saw Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band live in Columbus, Ohio in 1999 Bruce and Little Steven sang the lines "It takes 2 baby
It takes 2 baby
For me and you..." at the tail end of the 1981 hit "Two Hearts" as an obvious nod to Marvin Gaye. At a later song the band detoured into playing the Al Green/Talking Heads hit "Take Me To The River" and in a ritual he often performs on time Bruce told a fictional story of how he got started in the rock'n'roll business and how the E Streeters came together. He talked about how he went to "the river of redemption with the healing waters of sexual healing". Then he shouts, "I ain't bullshitting you!" Then he went on, leading to band member introductions and finally goading us with "Do I have to say his name?" to introduce the "Big Man" Clarence Clemons.

This dialog is repeated night after night in some form. It's featured on the double CD release "Live in New York City" from the same tour I saw them on. That album's show was also broadcast on a HBO special.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 14, 2009
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Iggy

1. the host/mascot of a series of science textbooks that my school used for grades 6 - 10. He's an alien from another planet and he gives additional tips on the lab experiments that you perform.

2. nickname for Iggy Pop, the "Godfather of Punk".
1. in one experiment in the 8th grade we made a sort of bread by working with yeasts instead of baking. One question asked us to rate our bread:

Is it tasty,so-so, or "for the birds"? At the side of the page Iggy is seeing how awful his bread is: one bird is gagging, one is barfing it out, and another is hawking and ptooie!
Pretty bad shit, huh?

2. ...gonna
shake my butt, shake my butt, shake my butt in Butt Town!
IGGY POP
1990
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 27, 2009
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