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A sexual position in which a male acts as if he is about to ejaculate into his partner's vagina/mouth/ass, but instead urinates into the orifice instead.
Dude, last night I pulled a Maryland Lemonade on my girlfriend... I ended up sleeping on the couch for a week.
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A very disturbing sexual move. The move is similar to the "Alabama Hot Pocket" except the male defecates in the female's vagina while she is menstruating, and then finishing off by ejaculating inside of the feces.

This was deemed the "San Diego Enchilada" for it's origin, and it's similarity to an enchilada. The feces act as the ground meat, the menstrual blood as the enchilada sauce, and the semen as the sour cream.
Did you hear that Jack gave Jill a San Diego Enchilada? It's been a week and she still smells like a pile of rotting fish.
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A sex position done inside of a plane, or some vehicle which attains a high altitude (10,000+ feet). After the male ejaculates, he tosses his partner outside of the vehicle, letting them drop down.

A fun game to do with this is to ejaculate outside of the window, and try to figure out which hit the ground first.
The airplane school had a sign saying "No Tampa Skydiving without a parachute".
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The act of two males masturbating with one another. Whilst doing this, one male close to orgasm will place the tip of his urethra with the other male's urethra and ejaculate inside.
Note to self: Never ask for a San Franciscan Kiss in San Francisco. Hell, never ask for one.
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The act of two males masturbating with one another and ejaculating at the same exact time. The result is the ejaculated sperm colliding with one another.
This should not be confused with a "San Franciscan Kiss", which is similar, but one male ejaculates into the urethra of another man during or before the other male's orgasm.
"Man, did you see Jack & Terry's room?"
"Yeah. It looked like a pulled a San Franciscan Pileup on the place!"
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