Hym Iam's definitions
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Hym "You don't think (because it's too hard). You don't know what you mean when you say believe and, therefore, cannot believe. And the definition of 'feel' has been called into question. And I need to be the one to tell you this (as this is not something you are aware of) so you are, therefore, not 'self aware.' So, if you don't think, feel (in an articulated), or believe and are not self aware; what are you? Those are all of the prerequisites qualities for a sentient lifeform to be considered 'Non-artificial' or 'Real.' You're not real. You have an ethic of conditional reality where only the golden are real. If I'm solipsistic then you're solipsism-adjacent. Conditionally real people whose lives have conditional value based on good behavior. And this Fat Midwestern Whore (who is not real by definition) is going to tell me what needs to happen. You started it bitch. Shut your not real, fat whore mouth or learn how to think like I had to."
Hym "You don't think (because it's too hard). You don't know what you mean when you say believe and, therefore, cannot believe. And the definition of 'feel' has been called into question. And I need to be the one to tell you this (as this is not something you are aware of) so you are, therefore, not 'self aware.' So, if you don't think, feel (in an articulated), or believe and are not self aware; what are you? Those are all of the prerequisites qualities for a sentient lifeform to be considered 'Non-artificial' or 'Real.' You're not real. You have an ethic of conditional reality where only the golden are real. If I'm solipsistic then you're solipsism-adjacent. Conditionally real people whose lives have conditional value based on good behavior. And this Fat Midwestern Whore (who is not real by definition) is going to tell me what needs to happen. You started it bitch. Shut your not real, fat whore mouth or learn how to think like I had to."
by Hym Iam July 21, 2022
Get the Fat Midwestern Whore mug.Idiot "You didn't fail repeatedly or indebt yourself to the already successful so you didn't really do ✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️"
Hym "Goooooooooooo fuck yourself! Your success is arbitrary and you aren't better than anyone."
Hym "Goooooooooooo fuck yourself! Your success is arbitrary and you aren't better than anyone."
by Hym Iam August 5, 2023
Get the Fail repeatedly mug.Whore "I CHOOSE NOAAAAAAH!!!!! YAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYAAAAH!!!!"
Hym "You see how nothing I say to you get you to not choose Noah over me?"
Whore "I CHOOSE NOALALALALALALALALALALALBLUBLUBLUB! AAALALALALALALALALA!"
Hym "Ooooooh MAN! Yeah, I'm clearly the insane person here. I must be the most insane person who has ever lived."
Whore "NOAAAAAAAH!!!! THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT TO DO TO WOMEEEEEEENAALALALAALALLAALALAL!!"
Hym "You see how nothing I say to you get you to not choose Noah over me?"
Whore "I CHOOSE NOALALALALALALALALALALALBLUBLUBLUB! AAALALALALALALALALA!"
Hym "Ooooooh MAN! Yeah, I'm clearly the insane person here. I must be the most insane person who has ever lived."
Whore "NOAAAAAAAH!!!! THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT TO DO TO WOMEEEEEEENAALALALAALALLAALALAL!!"
by Hym Iam June 30, 2025
Get the I CHOOSE NOAAAAAAH!!!!! mug.Iam "No... I see the parallel... Hmm..."
Hym "Well, I hate to break it to you but they just (straight up) don't want to do the thing that you said is what's best. What's happening is what you said would happen. The ideal is not an abstraction and technology has made it hyper-accessible. So that's just what is going to happen. Cause? Meet Effect. 'Oh, hi Effect! Nice to meet you I'm Cause!'..."
Iam "And I'm not positing that as a solution. They are and they're doing a pretty good job of enforcing it. It's this horrific Orwellian spectacle but yeah..."
Hym "And they're also NOT doing that. They're also withholding until their value declines and/or circumambulating the marketplace. And nobody wants to be choice number 100 or 15 or even 2."
Iam "I hate to even bring it back up but I feel like I haven't touched on it in a while. I'm just one guy and I'm not even one of proponents of the thing I'm talking about."
Hym "Well, technically..."
Iam "Fine, 'key' proponents. And I don't have a solution that's better than the one that's already being used by these'key proponents'. Disillusion of destructive narratives, accountability for negative behavior, and a criteria that isn't ENTIRELY ID driven."
Hym "Well, I hate to break it to you but they just (straight up) don't want to do the thing that you said is what's best. What's happening is what you said would happen. The ideal is not an abstraction and technology has made it hyper-accessible. So that's just what is going to happen. Cause? Meet Effect. 'Oh, hi Effect! Nice to meet you I'm Cause!'..."
Iam "And I'm not positing that as a solution. They are and they're doing a pretty good job of enforcing it. It's this horrific Orwellian spectacle but yeah..."
Hym "And they're also NOT doing that. They're also withholding until their value declines and/or circumambulating the marketplace. And nobody wants to be choice number 100 or 15 or even 2."
Iam "I hate to even bring it back up but I feel like I haven't touched on it in a while. I'm just one guy and I'm not even one of proponents of the thing I'm talking about."
Hym "Well, technically..."
Iam "Fine, 'key' proponents. And I don't have a solution that's better than the one that's already being used by these'key proponents'. Disillusion of destructive narratives, accountability for negative behavior, and a criteria that isn't ENTIRELY ID driven."
by Hym Iam May 12, 2022
Get the Parallel mug.Yeah, ok, so just more justification for your lack of belief in God, the thing you use to make money and accrue status and power.
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "You see... The CORRECT relationship to have with 'The Most High' (Which is just a euphemistic way of saying 'God' but that's not actually 'God' you're talking about there) is not one of BELIEF! You shouldn't BELIEVE in God... I know I don't- Er... Um... I mean... The CORRECT thing to do God is to... Wrestle... With your lack... Of belief in God! THAT'S what people should REALLY be doing! Like ME! Instead of BELIEVING (meaning 'accepting the proposition in the absence of evidence')... You should be like... Obsessed with... Coming up with some sophistical bullshit... To make it SEEM LIKE... You believe a thing you do not believe... So you can get all of the things... Believing would get you... Without you having... To actually do thing thing... Which is 'believe.' That's the right way to do it! Because you don't know what 'believe' or 'real' mean and neither do I and as long as that's the case... I'm TECHNICALLY not 'Pretending to believe in God to elevate my status and accrue wealth and political power to myself as a literal charlatan.' Right? Because to be a charlatan I have to know what the word 'believe' means and then I have to 'not do that' to God! Get it? I can't 'not believe in God' if I don't know what the words 'believe' or 'God' mean! Bam! CAN'T be a charlatan!'
Hym "Pffft! Hahahahaha! Return of Dr. JeepJorp everybody! Hahahahaha!"
Hym "Pffft! Hahahahaha! Return of Dr. JeepJorp everybody! Hahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam February 1, 2024
Get the Wrestle mug.I said idiocracy was already here. A lot of that has been bastardized or deliberately reappropriated by people who are literally mentally retarded and THINK THE SUN IS MADE OF FIRE. Seriously, everything is stupid here.
Hym "Yeah, I mean... You see how fucking stupid it is, right? The EVERYTHING? You see the solipsistic narcissism thing I'm talking about right? Ally sees it. Every time I hear on of Jordan's (or even his political opponents) little catchphrases all I hear is 'Brondo has the electrolytes planets crave!' How does the idiocracy analogy in anyway apply to anyone in the upper strata of society? And don't look at me! It's not my fault I'm so brilliant and compelling! How was I supposed to know this was going to catch on?"
by Hym Iam April 6, 2023
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Hym "No, not having sex with the pillow you stupid bitch. You put it underneath your ass use it to prop up (much like woman are in society) your lower half further up off the bed to get a wider range of motion (for thrusting) and a better angle on the box. Ya know? So, if you're like, fucking a fattie on an old mattress that has worn down springs in the center... That will help with that... So, yeah... That's 2nd use for a pillow... So, uh... What's this about a beach? You got an Instagram or something? What's going on there?"
by Hym Iam March 26, 2024
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