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Controlling other men

What you really care about.
Hym "That's it. Controlling other men or (if you're on a the liberal end) position putting women in a position to control other men. The controlled want nothing more than for other men to be controlled with them. Their worldview is entirely antithetical to freedom. And it's an incest cult."
by Hym Iam September 9, 2025
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Punishment

No pushiment will satisfy the parents and it serves no purpose other than for bystanders to get their sadistic jollies off and maintain their delusion that they couldn't have done otherwise.
Hym "No punishment will undo whatever I choose to do in response to this but if I am remembered for one thing I will be for giving you the opportunity to prevent it."
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
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Transreligious

🤔 Hmmm look at what the Bible says here... See... It's almost as if it's saying the you HAVE to accept the wager... Or else you're a hypocrite.. Yes... Yes. Everyone but me is a hypocrite for not doing the thing I'm doing... It's BETTER EVEN than actually believing! You see it? You see where it says that? Hmmm 🤔 Yes... Very interesting...
Dr. JeepJorp "LOOK HERE! Look at what it says here... It's almost like it's saying that ACTING AS IF God is real is MORE IMPORTANT THAN BELIEVING! Doesn't it look like it say that? See!? Doing the thing that I do and ACTING as though God is real even though I don't actually believe it is BETTER than believing! See how it says that?"

Hym 🤨 "But... You don't actually act like an omniscient reality monster is going to punish you for... Let's say... Baring false witness and stealing... I can see you doing both of those things... You ACT like you don't believe the things you say..."

Dr. JeepJorp "I AM WHAT I SAY I AM!"

Hym "Ohoho sounds familiar doesn't it? It's like you're transreligious. You're like a transgender except with religion."
by Hym Iam March 15, 2023
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L. Ron Hubbard

Oh shit so he sees it too! Or SAW it. I'm not going to say it's alien but, yeah, no totally. Psychic prison made of retards.
Hym "Yeah, no, is THAT L. Ron Hubbard was all about? Oooooooooooh... Yeah, yeah, I get it. He's right! Not about the 'I need to give all of my resources to L. Ron charlatans' kimd of way but the psychic retard prison kind of way. Yeah, my thetan level is clearly the highest. I have the most energy! Ok. So that explains a lot. I guess Scientology isn't completely full of shit.... Hmmm..."
by Hym Iam January 11, 2024
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Guess. Fucking guess. I'll give you one guess and bonus points for who he said it to.
??? "Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought"

Hym "It's a mystery quote! Mystery quote of the day! It's was probably more along the lines of 'Please don't tell them.' Because they both have the same pretext and would know what not to tell. Ha! Hilarious! Heheheheh... I mean, come on guys! Just admit that I'm right. I can know thing independently from DOING ANYTHING. I was right about that bitch fucking that retard. The retard, defiler, and the generic one were being assholes. I was right about being kept tabs on. And this was probably the single most effective way of dealing with this any man, woman, or child could have ever conceived."
by Hym Iam October 4, 2023
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Your position

Is going to be wishing I didn't murder this kid in a minute.
Hym "I don't give a fuck about your position if bloodshed has to happen for this to stop them it will."
by Hym Iam July 29, 2024
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Whore

Oh? The whore who was brought to where I work to fuck a retard.... fucked a retard? WOW! That’s clearly an indictment of MY behavior. I should be doing what you want me to do! If I was doing what you want me to do, then, well... she still would have fucked the retard instead of me but at least I’d be doing what you want.
Hym “Have you ever met a whore that wasn’t a complete piece of shit? I haven’t.”
by Hym Iam November 24, 2022
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