Hym Iam's definitions

Rejected

Really? You can prove your not me in literally 2 seconds by posting a definition. That's literally all you have to do.

Hym "Rejected!? When you post a definition you have literally 2 options after hitting submit. Log in with Facebook and log in with Gmail. Any confusion could be cleared up in less than 15 seconds by just using the site 1 time. Writing I'm not Hym. Hitting submit. You could even screen share it on facebook live and people could see you NOT being me. Or you could just ask! Or actually report on the multiple award winning genius ghost writer who corresponds with the world's leading psychologist on a regular basic but is being stiff on his accreditation. Jesus you are an asshole. WHY IS HIS NAME THAT!? What a fucking jerk!"

by Hym Iam February 23, 2023

Bathroom

Seriously guys just go to the bathroom. If Todd guve you any shit just ask him who wrote the Joker and than just watch him stand there with a blank expression on his face and then turn around and go to the bathroom. His literally can't fire all of you. So just go.

Hym "Seriously Todd they can go to the bathroom if they have to use the bathroom."

by Hym Iam February 24, 2023

This cage thing

Cacacacacacacage!

Lucifer "Yeah, I don't see what the big deal is... This place is pretty dope... But you see what I mean about the ethical-"

Michael "We're here." 😇 *Knock knock knock*

Abraham *Clears throat* "Hello?"

Michael "Hello 😇👋 Can I speak to you for a moment about our lord and savior-"

Lucifer "Holy shit! He IS old! Look at how OLD he is! Son of a bitch! Do I not have a firm grasp of time!?"

Abraham 👳 ♂️ "What's this all about?"

Lucifer "Anywho... Open up. Out of the way!"

*Michael and Lucifer walk in the house*

Michael "We have a message from-"

Lucifer "Pack your shit! Let's go! Get a move on! God is destroying this place and everyone in it- Oh! Well hello there... And who might you be?" 😍

Abraham "That's my daughter-wife."

Lucifer 😨 "Ugh! Ew!" *Looks over at Michael* "Why are we sparing this guy again?" 🤨

Michael "You have 24 hours to leave this place before God carries out his plan."

Abraham 😱 "WHAT!? Surely there must be another way!"

Michael "Hold on a moment..." ☝️😇 ".... God says that if you can find 10 righteous people he will spare the city."

Abraham "Oh! Thank you! Thank you lo-"

*Bang! Bang! Bang!*

Mob Guy 1 "Abrahaaaam! Oh, Abrahaaaam!"

Mob Guy 2 "We saw you made some new friends Abraham..."

Mob Guy 1 "We likes em... And we wants em... Now... We can do this the easy way... Or we can do it the hard way..."

Abraham 😰

Michael 😇

Lucifer 👿 "Excuse me a moment..." *Gets up and walks outside*

Mob Guy 1 "Well hello there beautiful-"

Lucifer "RAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!"

💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥👹🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥

Mob Guy 1 "AAAAAAH!!! YYAAAARRGGH!!!"

Mob Guy 2 "MY EYES!!!! IT BURNS!!"

Lucifer "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! GOOD LUCK ESCAPING THE FIRE WITH OUT ANY EYES!!!! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!"

Abraham 😖

Micahel 😇

Lucifer *Walks inside* "I think I'm finally starting to see the appeal of this cage thing." 😁
Abraham 😰

Lucifer "Welp... I think we're done here... Let's go Michael... 10 people Abraham. 24 hours."

Michael "Okie dokie. Buhbye." 👋😇

*Lucifer and Michael walk off*

Abraham 😮 💨

by Hym Iam February 24, 2023

Truth

I'm obsessed with it... Which is why I lie about my child dying in my arms!

Hym "What a fucking jackass! Obsessed with truth? Hohohoho! That is fucking rich! If you were Obsessed with truth you'd be stcoking shelves with me you jackass! Ahahahahahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam February 24, 2023

Peck

A physical, flying type move with 35 base power.

Iam "I probably owe peck a thank you... or an apology... Oh well... I mean, if it's hell it wouldn't do any good anyway... Heh..."

Hym "Ha! Probably! Shit! He might even owe us a thank you! Hahahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam February 24, 2023

Care

Easily conflated with control

Iam "I saw this TikTok video and the guy made a really good point about how care is used as a form of manipulation... I can't remember the guy's name... It's started with an 'N'... Like Nahtey... He looked Eastern Asian... Medium brown skin, straight medium-length black hair...Possibly Indian. But he said how you would be able to tell the difference between whether or not it was care or control is whether or not the only purpose the care serves is to make you more convenient for the people providing the care. And that's what my parents and the other people don't understand... It's like I'm in the desert hanging off a cliff and their solution is to piss on my face to keep me cool..."

by Hym Iam February 24, 2023

Good enough

No. I don't think I'm good enough.... I think I'm better than everyone! At an existential level! From the moment of my birth until the day of my death and beyond! BETTER THAN EVERYONE!!! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Hym "And I'm right! Which is cool. You don't really need to carry me around on a Xerxes throne though.... A placard would be good enough for me.... Maybe a little certificate that reads "The was once a man who was better than everyone and I am Hym!"

by Hym Iam February 24, 2023