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Reasoning

Something children are left to learn how to do on their own. Now, more people don't know how to do it. They just assert options as though they are fact or regurgitate talking points that are easily refuted. They don't lose arguments because the people they are arguing with are stupid Trump supporters. It doesn't matter if the words they are using mean they are objectively correct.
My life experience makes whatever I say valid. I don't care that this line of reasoning is fallacious. I don't know the difference between a valid argument and a fallacy. I'm smart. I said words. I don't even know the fundamentals of reasoning and I don't want to argue because I wouldn't know the difference between winning and losing either way. So, arguing is a waste of time for me. I'm just going to assume I'm right. And then I'm going to take that and project it on to my opposition and assume they they are just assuming they are right. That way I don't have to defend my way of thinking because if I'm not using reason then I don't ever have to be wrong. Reasoning is for people who do things is don't like.
by Hym Iam November 22, 2020
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Hoppe's Full of Shit Law

The law that states that if there is a big dick around; a woman will throw herself at it (indiscriminately).
According to Hoppe's Full of Shit Law; Woman with throw themselves at fat cocks and once they get thrown in the garbage and replaced the not fat cocks are left to have their turn with their leftovers.
by Hym Iam November 25, 2020
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Apologist

Yeah you didn't do the thing I'm mad about but you are sorry that THEY did it so YOU'RE bad!
The term "Apologist" was made up by a dumb little girl. I didn't do the thing and I didn't get anything for not doing it. I'm not sorry for other people doing things to you. That's not my role in life. It's not my job to bare the guilt of other people's actions.
by Hym Iam November 25, 2020
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Big fat cock in human form

The dude with the big fat cock that you fuck and tell yourself "It's not just the big fat cock" but come on; it's the big fat cock. Look, you are trained from a young age to lie and say "No. It's other things. Stuff other than big floppy ding dongs matter to me". But it doesn't. It's just the huge thick dick. 100%. You can admit it. We're in your mental mind right now so it will be out little secret. It's the big fat cock. It feels good in your puasy and really all you care about is getting the giant robust shlong inside of you. I know it. You know it. Why pretend? Well, obviously, because men without big fat cocks will stop giving you thing and doing things for you islf you actually admit to what you believe (Which is that men without big fat cocks are inferior). Why is this so? Because subconsciously you want to pass on traits to your kids that will increase the likelihood of reproduction. A big fat cock means women will throw themselves at your son and his reproduction will be assured. So you fuck the massive girthy meat kabob. Regardless of the situation. No relationship required. And then you lie about it. But not to yourself. That's the problem with lying. You can't do it to yourself.
by Hym Iam November 28, 2020
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Cockam's Razor

States that if he has a big floppy cock; that is why you're fucking him.
He's soOoOoOo she's nice and kind and smart and cool and blah.

So he has a fat cock?

What? How did you know?

Well, those are all relative terms and it's unlikely that he is relatively more of those things than anyone else. Which means all that's left is a big fat cock.

It's not the big fat cock though....

Cockam's Razor says that it is the big fat cock.

It's not! It's the things he's relatively less then others! Not the thing he's relatively more!

Well, Cockam would disagree.
by Hym Iam November 29, 2020
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A Cage

Where whores belongs.
The whore fucked a 14 and a 15 year old and now she's in a cage. Where she belongs.
by Hym Iam November 29, 2020
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The Omega Effect

One of the powers of the DC comics character "Darkseid". The victim it's trapped in a solipsistic hell where the victim lives, dies, and is born again. Each time their life gets incrementally worse. This continues forever.
I tried to kill God and was trapped in The Omega Effect. This punishment proves that God is 1. Stupid 2. Inferior 3. Afraid. I now have an infinite amount of time and, therefore, an infinite number of attempts to kill it. It should have just erased me. Drunk on its own hubris; it made the mistake of letting me continue to exist. A mistake I won't make when I'm finally able to overcome it and take what is mine. The ironic silver lining to my solipsistic hell is that it's given me a 1/3 of what I hoped to achieve by killing God in the first place. Immortality. All that's left is to take enough of its omnipotence to kill it and sunder it's omniscience enough to escape.
by Hym Iam November 30, 2020
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