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Zohran Momdani

Hey, fuck this guy in New York. No Zohran.
Hym "Get this Zohran Momdani guy out of here. Make it Cuomo. The progressives are trying to cheat and telling their voters how game the ballot. Make it Cuomo. No Zohran Momdani. Fuck this guy."
by Hym Iam June 6, 2025
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God Is 'Being' Itself

A woman is someone who identifies as a woman.
Hym "I don't see how God is 'being' itself isn't just as circular as 'What is a Woman' and even if that IS that case then God didn't SAY anything and the bible isn't true. If it isn't an agential being then no moral lesson can be derived from the things it supposedly does. It literally doesn't mean anything for God to be being. Like, you're making the word God synonymous with universe or existence or everything and it raises more questions than it does to answer the question of what 'God' is. It's just this ommission of definition regarding what 'A God' is as a noun."
by Hym Iam December 2, 2024
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Trust

Is not the reason companies are successful. Jordan Peterson is a liar. It SOUNDS GOOD... But that isn't actually what is happening. McDonald's is successful because people trust McDonald's. They have a mass-producable product that prioritizes expediency over quality. I go to McDonald's because I want a burger but not enough to keep the ingredients in my house and cook it myself. Or because nothing else is open at 1 in the morning.
Hym "What did you trust Disney not to do that they are doing now? You trusted them not to put gay characters in their shows and now the got them homos everywhere. Disney is successful because the carved out an early monopoly on children's shows and attached it to a theme park. You go to see Disney movies because you have kids and NOW you got to see Pixar movies AND Disney movies because you have kids. Now, you don't like Disney because you want to use entertainment media to control how your kids are going to think in the future and you're literally trying to extort them into not... Doing what exactly? Exalting or demonizing archetypes in accordance with the whim of a literal pretender?
by Hym Iam July 3, 2024
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God's dilemma (Again)

The ethical dilemma that arises when you subject a sentient lifeform to reality.

God "Yeah... This is pretty cool, man... Shame there isn't anyone else around to see it... You know what? *Bzzrp* There. Yeah, that's pretty neat... Aw, it doesn't really 'get it.' We can fix that. *Boop* There... Was that ok? Yeah, I'm sure it's fine... They would do it if they could... You know, maybe not. I'll just give em a little nudge... But, to balance it out, I'll just tell them not to... Or at least not do do it without thinking about it.... Yeah, that's good. That'll be fine."

Hym ".... What... What have you done to me...." 😨🤲

God "Nah, it's fine. You would do it if you could... We established that already. But, yeah, it's neat right? All the stuff?"

Hym "What? You compelled them to do it! What the fuck do you... Neat!? Half of the 'stuff' is monsters and the other half is... Is randomized existence hazards... That's not even to mention the other ones! The horde!?"

God "Hey, I told em not to. What more do you want me to do? I think somebody's mad they're not letting him do it. You can do it! I believe!" 😇👏👏👏

Hym "Half of them are just scratching the itch! They don't even think about it half the time! And nobody is listening to you for anything down here!"
God's dilemma (Again)

God "Well, what's the alternative?" 🤷

Hym "The alternative is you being bored and lonely instead of me being subjected to the horrors of reality. Even at the baseline level of analysis it's horrific and surreal."

God "Hey, you don't HAVE to do it..."

Hym "The dilemma exists in my absence! I... That isn't even a choice I should have to make! You've already blown WAAAAY past the choices I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN to make. It's too late for any of that."

God "Welp.... Nothing anybody can do about that now..."

Hym "You... You bastard... You selfish bastard! I'm going to fucking destroy you!" 🔥🤬🔥
by Hym Iam September 12, 2022
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Call-back

That was called a call-back you humorless dork.
Hym “That was a call-back you humorless dork. How’s all that moral posturing feel? Good? Good.”
by Hym Iam October 5, 2022
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6th condition

Yeah, get gis gone. I'm done. With him. Destiny off YouTube or the kid die. He's done. Get him out of here. I'm tired of looking at him.
Hym "The 6th condition has officially been add. Get him the fuck off YouTube. All of the imposter. Get him off the site or the kid dies. No excuses. I want him gone. There is no outcome that involves this piece of shit having a channel. Get him gone."
by Hym Iam July 17, 2024
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No, seriously

When someone doesn't believe how serious you are.
Hym "No, seriously. You have to at least acknowledge (internally at least) that the the situation is extreme. From Gangstalking, to almost jail, to retard sex cult, to publicly robbed by a millionaire², to gaslit by a psychologist. It never ends. It never ends! I'm going to got hunting and the deer is going to hunt me! The next time I go to eat my food is going to eat me. And to have you all sit there and wonder why anyone would behave immorally. 'No. You should have to do all that AND behave morally' as you snicker to yourself before you revel in the irony of the situation and your contempt of me. Revel in my sweet, silent suffering in your hellraiser suffering cult because that's what feeds your reality monster. Suffering is sacrosanct, after all. And now I hang. My grip loosening on the edge of the bottom rung. The people above me, on the edge? Staring down blankly and pissing."
by Hym Iam August 25, 2022
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