Hym Iam's definitions

Weird

See? Now they are doing it too. Now you have both sides of the political idle talking about how weird the vice presidents are one either side.

Hym "Neither of them are weird you're all fundamentally bad people who need to get your kids murdered. Dead kids is the only thing capable of fixing any of you. That and the death of despair that would hopefully follow. It isn't me watching your channel. Unsubscribing doesn't fix the problem. The only thing that fix the problem is you ceasing to exist. All of you. I'm going to do it soon and I'm going to take ass many of you with me as possible. And others will draw the same conclusion and they will never stop drawing the same conclusion be YOU ARE THE REASON they do it. Murder as many kids as you can. Kill yourself. It's the only way."

by Hym Iam July 29, 2024

Cult

They just aren't any good if they aren't Satanist

Hym "Pssshhh!!! Don't tell them that! How am I supposed to start a Satanist cult so I can bang the hot ones if you're going around telling people I'm not a Satanist!?"

Iam "We talk about not engaging in deity worship..."

Hym "You shut up!"

by Hym Iam May 12, 2022

More important than yours or mine

And I don't yield to FILTHY Latinas who think they are too good to fuck me.

Hym "And THAT is the REAL progressive position on rights. 'Women's rights are more important than yours or mine.' Says the shit-lib. That is not equality. They do not what equality why would I even pretend to give it to them? You're not. I'm better. Than the guy who said it and that hippy slut. The first 'Self-Made' female billionaire was made by me. And that is their entire racket. They don't want women to be more equal in the sense that they are lacking some kind of rights... They want women to be more equal in an animal farm sort of way. And they will take your rights away to do it."

by Hym Iam May 17, 2025

The church can save this country

All you have to do is whatever I say forever regardless of whether or not the direct or peripheral effect of doing that is bad and regardless of the outcome...

A muffin "The church can save this country!"

Hym "Then why is it not doing that?"

A muffin "Uh... Well, you're not doing what I say forever."

Hym "Right, but if you believe that then you should just be doing that anyway, right? Like, you could save the country... But you're not doing it so..."

A muffin "Withholding aid and resources as punishment for non-compliance is part of the religion I'm doing to you."

Hym "Yeah, ok, so it can't save the country... It's harming the country by withholding aid (arbitrarily) and you're offering to STOP DOING THE THING YOU'RE DOING... In exchange for forever-compliance?"

A muffin "Correct."

Hym "So, you're not saving the country. You're destroying the country until everyome does what you want?"

A muffin "Correct... BUT! I COULD be saving it instead... But I'm not going to unless you fuck your sister."

by Hym Iam March 29, 2024

Assumptions

Euclidean reasoning.

Hym "If by 'making assumptions' you mean assuming intuitively appealing axioms and deducing propositions from these, then, yes. And, yes, I have noticed that he has been substantiating these propositions (which is tight). Muh brains is fucking huge dawg. That's where all the pressure comes from. It's just muh big ole grey matter bulging out of my brain cage. Like some too tight jeans trying to contain a fat boner. I going to have to go out and buy a wheelbarrow pretty soon just to carry this motherfucker around."

by Hym Iam May 24, 2022

Petulant Children

Not a real thing you actually believe you piece of shit you know you're just saying it because I said it about the religious. It's uno reverse.

Hym "Which is what makes you petulant children."

by Hym Iam March 4, 2024

The second you die

That's when.

Hym "Nothing can't exist. And you'll do it the second you die. There is simply nowhere else for you to go."

by Hym Iam July 6, 2025