Hym Iam's definitions

Paranoid

Healthiest heart he's ever seen but you still got it checked didn't you?

Hym "Yeah but sayin it made you paranoid about it didn't it? Ha!"

by Hym Iam October 10, 2023

Nope

But I am pretty evil I guess...

Hym "Aww, honey... 😕 Alright. I'll stop. I was going to rake you all over the coals for a bit but I see how much this is upsetting you so I won't. See? Deleting the other one... Nope. Not going to do it... Well... Nope. Not going to do it. Ok? I might change my mind later... But I will try real hard not to."

by Hym Iam October 10, 2023

Objectively good to everyone else

And it isn't that it doesn't mean anything to everyone else. All of the derivatives are critically acclaimed.

Hym "No. It's objectively good to everyone else. I have the best taste. Objectively. Better than everyone else. The things I like and the reasons I like them are better than the things everyone else likes and we now have an observable metric by which we can judge my taste and can conclude that it's better than everyone. Women, TV, Drugs, Food. I'm the ultimate taste-haver! I'm like that guy from the french detective show who smells real good. Except for taste. But not, like, physically tasting things... Just like... Having taste IN things. You could make a detective show about THAT actually. I could solve crimes and throughout the episodes I would, like, suggest things to people like 'You should try the steak tartare' and the guy would be like 'Oh shit, wow! That is pretty good! You must know a lot about cooking or whatever.' And I'd be all 'Nah dawg, I just got really good taste- WAIT! I found a clue! It was the butler all along!' But the butler doesn't want to go down without a fight KAPOW! KAPOW! KAPOW! Cracked his ass! But wait! He's wearing Kevlar! Oh no! Secret bookcase tunnel! He escapes! He's like a Moriarty or something! I'll get you next time Moriarty-Butler!"

by Hym Iam October 11, 2023

Ggrrrrgggghhh

Vocalized frustration!

Hym "Ggrrrrgggghhh!!! Want... To... Reem... Must... Speculate.... Ggrrrrgggghhh!!!"

by Hym Iam October 11, 2023

Provoke

OHOHO! They provoke you into killing their kids and then frame you as the bad guy!? Is that what they do!? Ha! Now you're speaking my language!

Hym "YOU'RE RIGHT! It IS cowardice when they provoke you into killing their kids and then blame you for it. But one could argue that subjugating a people entirely is a form of provocation! Vaguely analogous to MY thing though so I dig it. Love Vaguely analogous things. It works on both sides of the issue too! So that's pretty cool.... Yep. Still holding back though. Man do I want to go in on you... Rrrgh... I'll wait... I'll wait... Do it for news-bae... It's good though. There's a lot there to work with... But I'll wait..."

by Hym Iam October 11, 2023

Scab

Yeah, I know what the fucking term scab means you fucking clown.

Hym "I'm obviously alluding to the fact that they're bitching about not getting paid when I've made material contributions to things for which I have not been paid. Really. I know I'm not a scab. You have to know this. Man, they are just tossing those phds around aren't they? You know... That I know... That YOU KNOW I both know what the term scab means and that I can't be one because OTHER PEOPLE are actively getting paid for this. Like... Why do you think I don't know that?"

by Hym Iam October 11, 2023

Gotenks

Yeah! Let's go Team 4 star!

Hym "Yo! Gotenks said the thing! That's tight man. Buu bits was dope. Dopedopedope. Very cool."

by Hym Iam October 11, 2023