DrAmAaAaA!!! The drama abounds! There's so much of it right now and it's kind of relevant to me... Which makes it relevant to everyone... by extension... Hey, wouldn't it have been funny if I just stopped forever after that last one? No such luck! Drama has occurred! And now I must comment on it.
Hym "Drama? What drama? Of what do I speak? Let's see.... Domestic violence! It's on the rise. Not in general but in 1 ultra specific instance that is peripherally associated to me. So, to that I say.... Tsk tsk! You know, there's no shame in being worse at writing edge lord comedy than me, ok? I wrote a bible and am literally the deity of that. BUUUUUUUT in the context of my whatever-you-call-it it's funny that I said I would beat my wife over retard group-home sex and now I'm like the retard and people's wives are getting beat. Which constitutes me being right! 🎉🎊🎈🎊🎆🎈🎉🎆 WOOHOO! Right again! Retard sex and/or anything vaguely analogous to retard sex leads to wife beating. 100% of the time. Drama number 2! Infighting! Betrayal! It's so compelling! Not as compelling as my eternal rivalry with JeepJorp but... Whatever. Still pretty compelling. I am shocked and impressed you turned down the offer. I mean... You know he wants you to shill for him right? The dork-peasant? He'll have you looking like some medieval currency over there. Ha! Too funny man. Don't let them Jew you into that 'owning your likeness in perpetuity' shit. Dave would not approve. Speaking of likeness, remember when you guys used my likeness to mock your political enemies? Brian Stelter is a sad clown. Joe Biden is a sad clown. Sailor Socialist talking a bunch of shit. Educated herself a little bit and still adorable... but talking shit none the less! Remember that? Good times..."
by Hym Iam January 21, 2023
Get the Dramamug. Hym "Nope. I was being hyperbolic when I said I was going to create AI and kill you all. Come to find out, when I actually considered what you would need to do to make AI, not only had you all not considered any of that but I was right and am the thing I claimed to be. I had high aspirations for myself that I achieved almost accidentally. Additionally, I wrote that scene from The Joker and some of season 2 of Solar Opposites and there are dozens of anime based on my hypertext. And now fuck-ass YouTube trash is trying to keep me from my success by laundering off my ideas and refusing to talk about me to gate keep my own success because they are as petty as they are useless and I undermine the smut they peddle with that very success. Additionally, people are doing (actively) the symptoms of schizophrenia to people (myself included) and it's likely why people keep bringing guns into their schools murdering your kids. 1. Because you're shit and your kids are shit and you both deserve it and 2. THAT WAS THE FIRST THING THAT CROSSED MY MIND WHEN IT STARTED HAPPENING TO ME! So that's why that's happening. What you're doing now isn't making it better. I'm going to murder someone's kid if I am not made who for both the material success of my own work and the weaponized schizophrenia. So nope."
by Hym Iam July 18, 2025
Get the Nopemug. Hym "That would be the best possible outcome. It's also the best possible come in- Er... You know what I mean. I mean... You hear him? I need to get control of my tongue, guys. Because I can either *InSeRt CaTcHpHrAsE hErE* Beep boop *cough cough* Sorry... Because I can either let my thoughts die or I can die. Whelp... My thoughts can't be created of destroyed and I die either way... So, third option, I'll just take the daughter sex please. And my money. And the credit. And if the daughter sex is good, then, maybe I'll let you come on my podcast so you can reclaim some of your dignity. How does that sound? You know, I didn't think the 'If this is how you act when someone's watching, I'd hate to see you when nobody is around' thing would land that clean. It's funny. That was shocking. But I digress... She's shorter than I thought. I like that. That'll be good for me."
by Hym Iam March 28, 2023
Get the The Best Possible Outcomemug. Your entire reaction. And you understand my point to which is why you're stealing the core elements for yourself.
Hym "You want me to be wrong and I'm not! Your girlfriend would be happier with a fat cock. You wouldn't be successful with women without a fat cock (or an entire social system geared towards chaining one to you for life). Women are just fucking all of the fat cocks and everyone else has to have a relationship woth the leftovers. They'll always cheat. They'll never actually love you. Women AREN'T BETTER THEN MEN. Your economic success is trivial (Which is why bitch ass Kevin Samuels is dead) and you're not better than me. You're being given more credit that you deserve and denying people credit who ACTUALLY DESERVE IT. People ought to mirder you kids for how you are as a person."
by Hym Iam March 23, 2024
Get the You want me to be wrong and I'm notmug. Well, at least it's not THAT☝️ Right? Because people not liking your podcast doesn't really hold the same kind of existential weight, does it? Is it an Mk ultra? Am I in a Truman show? Did a billion people see my dick a couple of weeks ago after I crawled naked over my phone? Am I a brain in a jar? Will I get stabbed by a retard? I don't know Chris... I think my thing is worse...
Hym "I- Yeah, I can't stress enough how the weaponized schizophrenia is, like, much more serious than what you're talking about there... And that's only the core element of my thing! There are peripheral elements that are also worse. AND people are making YouTube videos about me, kind of. Really- It's- Chris, listen to me when I tell you this... My thing is worse and I'm better than everyone. Those 2 things of which we can absolutely certain. Let that certainty comfort you in your time of need."
by Hym Iam March 02, 2024
Get the Weaponized Schizophreniamug. You...
Hym "Eheh... WHAT!? You... You can't be serious, right? 'We know we can print money?' Like... WHAT!? You HAVE to know that that isn't how that works, right? I mean, you're joking, right. Print money? Yeah, let's just print 230,000,000 billion dollars and then give everyone a billion and then we'll ALL be billionaires! Like... You're not... Are you fucking serious? What in the actual fuck? You can't just print money. What the fuck is wrong with you? The value of the money directly relates to the amount of money in circulation. That's why the inflation. What the fuck is wrong with you?"
by Hym Iam January 12, 2025
Get the Print moneymug. You ever notice you blame literally everything womem have going on on higher negative emotion? That OR men. Why are women choosier? High in negative emotion. Why women psychological contagion? High in negative emotion. Why women crime? Evil fat cock man make women crime. Why sloot? Fat cock manipulate women into loving fat cock.
Hym "You ever notice Jordan Peterson always credits either men or 'higher in negative emotion' as the reason behind women's behavior? I just noticed that. Oh, and earlier puberty. Hey JeepJorp. Why women like fat cock?"
Dr JeepJorp "They're higher in negative emotion! They need a fat cock to displace the negative emotion! But they don't ever fuck retard just for having a fat cock. They get manipulated INTO fucking retard by narcissistic men! Nothing is ever their fault! It's men! Making them be whores!"
Dr JeepJorp "They're higher in negative emotion! They need a fat cock to displace the negative emotion! But they don't ever fuck retard just for having a fat cock. They get manipulated INTO fucking retard by narcissistic men! Nothing is ever their fault! It's men! Making them be whores!"
by Hym Iam June 01, 2023
Get the Higher in negative emotionmug.