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Hym "Oh Jordan... Wherefore art thou hiding? Are you living in a state of existential deimos? Why? Does my God-like power frighten you? I wished to see another interview where you repeat things you've previously stated to a perfectly interchangeable guest on Monday! You were nowhere to be found! MONDAY IS INTERVIEW DAY! Where was the interview!? I waited all day! I thought to myself 'Surely Jordan will have an interview. It is Monday afterall.' So, I waited and waited yet no interview came. I'm like Deimos in that sense... Which makes you PHOBOS! I wait and wait and you cower and hide."
by Hym Iam August 16, 2023
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Hym "So! I've been watching all of the news on the Trumpssassination and I gotta say... I cannot fucking believe they actually did it! I can't believe somebody actually tried to kill him. The cuckservatives have been bloviating for years about the rhetoric around Trump and now someone actually made the attempt. Hilarious! Absolutely fucking hilarious! He's likely going to Reagan his way into office. He was probably already going to win but.... Ya know. And I'll take a second to redirect it BACK TO MY THING (which is on brand). You see what happens when people are allowed to construct a narrative around someone's life like that? How people will use that as justification to just... Do whatever they want? But back to Trump. What do we know? People are saying that the police were notified that someone was on the roof by people in the crowd and did nothing (there's a sort of irony them sit idly by instead of doing the thing they should be doing). 1 person dead. 2 injured. One of my coworkers thinks it's unfortunate that he missed. The other thinks it's a hoax. The zealots are saying that it was divine intervention. The shit-libs are screwed. Can't wait to see what they have to say about it. I'm sure something along the lines of '*insert mandatory condemnation of violence* + *individualize blame*' Ben Shapiro went the *collectivize AND individualize blame simultaneously*. But yeah. Running out of characters. That shit is wild."
by Hym Iam July 15, 2024
Get the Trumpssassination mug.Yeah, hey, no. Don't release any of those cocksuckers until the people surveilling me are outed and I get credited and paid for creating that AI.
Hym "That senator will FLY DOWN TO EL SALVADOR to have bunch with a migrant but he will sacrifice your children to avoid having to credit and pay me for creating AI. Don't fucking release that son of a bitch until until I'm not longer under surveillance. The surveillance is both confirmed and prosecuted. And I am paid and credited for creating AI. I'm over here ALSO having my 4th amendment rights being violated. I'm being harassed over the course of years in a manor that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia in a deliberate attempt to manufacture mental mental illness which violates my 8th amendment rights. The government is using tech companies as proxies to deny me my 5th amendment right to due compensation for my property. 14th amendment right to privacy is being violated by the cocksuckers allowing this surveillance to continue. A YouTuber insinuated that they sabotaged my car. Which is a violation of my 9th amendment rights and the fact that the YouTubers are participating in the surveillance also violates my 9th amendment right to privacy.
Hym "That senator will FLY DOWN TO EL SALVADOR to have bunch with a migrant but he will sacrifice your children to avoid having to credit and pay me for creating AI. Don't fucking release that son of a bitch until until I'm not longer under surveillance. The surveillance is both confirmed and prosecuted. And I am paid and credited for creating AI. I'm over here ALSO having my 4th amendment rights being violated. I'm being harassed over the course of years in a manor that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia in a deliberate attempt to manufacture mental mental illness which violates my 8th amendment rights. The government is using tech companies as proxies to deny me my 5th amendment right to due compensation for my property. 14th amendment right to privacy is being violated by the cocksuckers allowing this surveillance to continue. A YouTuber insinuated that they sabotaged my car. Which is a violation of my 9th amendment rights and the fact that the YouTubers are participating in the surveillance also violates my 9th amendment right to privacy.
The fact that my surveillance and my work regarding formulating a theory of AI that is functional isn't being paid for makes the job I currently occupy a form of involuntary servitude and, therefore, violates my 13th amendment right. I am in no way being given equal protection under the law which violates my 14th amendment rights. It's like half of them. Half of my rights are being violated. So, no El Salvador guy until I, an American citizen, get MY rights. Shut it down. Shut everything down until I get my fucking rights.
by Hym Iam April 19, 2025
Get the El Salvador mug.Hym "Hey, if you have all the money and you are so smart and you are the builders of things... Why didn't you just build amd infinite energy generator fuck-face? Why didn't you buld that? Oh no! DO YOU NOT HAVE A THEORY OF INFINITE ENERGY YOU CAN IMPLEMENT!? OOOOOOOH NOOOO! Do you NEED that!? Ooooooooooooh boy! I thought you were the builders though? Is there a guy you could steal one from? Do you need to steal it because you're too stupid to do it or is theft and lies just embedded in your jew-blood? Both!? Wooooow! It didn't know your were that stupid and that Jewish."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2025
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Hym "Why can't we sleep? Iam... IAM!"
Iam "Hmm? Oh, right... I'm like a whole other guy over here- Um... I donno. Energy drinks?"
Hym "That was HOURS ago! I can't think when I'm trying to think! I can't STOP thinking when I'm trying to stop! And the harmonica from the YouTube shorts is stuck in my head! BEEBOOBEEBOOBEEEEEBOOBEEEBOOOOBEEBOOBEEBEEEEEEEBEEBOO-"
Iam 😖 "Ack! Stop yelling harmonica noises!"
Hym "Do you not hear that in the back of our mind!? BEEBOOBEE-"
Iam "YES! YELLING IT ISN'T HELPING! Oh man... This... Just try watching Asmr again..."
Hym "That's how I got distracted by the harmonica guy!"
Iam *sigh*
Hym "He won't get me a second time!"
Iam "I can't even......."
Hym "Wait! I have to find a video to sleep to!"
Iam "Ugh this... Is why we can't sleep..."
Iam "Hmm? Oh, right... I'm like a whole other guy over here- Um... I donno. Energy drinks?"
Hym "That was HOURS ago! I can't think when I'm trying to think! I can't STOP thinking when I'm trying to stop! And the harmonica from the YouTube shorts is stuck in my head! BEEBOOBEEBOOBEEEEEBOOBEEEBOOOOBEEBOOBEEBEEEEEEEBEEBOO-"
Iam 😖 "Ack! Stop yelling harmonica noises!"
Hym "Do you not hear that in the back of our mind!? BEEBOOBEE-"
Iam "YES! YELLING IT ISN'T HELPING! Oh man... This... Just try watching Asmr again..."
Hym "That's how I got distracted by the harmonica guy!"
Iam *sigh*
Hym "He won't get me a second time!"
Iam "I can't even......."
Hym "Wait! I have to find a video to sleep to!"
Iam "Ugh this... Is why we can't sleep..."
by Hym Iam July 13, 2024
Get the Sleep mug.Holy shit, it's like watching Jesus get flogged! That was brutal! That whole debate was just brutal!
Hym "Except I don't think I'd actually laugh at the sight of Jesus getting flogged. I might masterbate though, bah dum ts! Sad wank for Jesus! Why I don't trust the bible? More like 'why you don't want the sauce!' Got this nigga lookin like he never even SEEN a book!"
by Hym Iam June 19, 2024
Get the Why I don't trust the Bible mug.Hym "Retard? Worthy. Me? Not worthy. Amd that's what you're really pushing for. Who is or is not worthy (socially or otherwise) should be decided by women."
by Hym Iam June 17, 2024
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