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Bills

If I can pay my bills without working then I don't need to work.
Hym "Yeah, if my bills are paid then the fucking government doesn't get to tell me that I have to work. You're letting a retard shoplift my dissertation you need to shut the fuck up with that speech you keep giving and make that cripple pay me."
by Hym Iam August 5, 2025
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Evidence

The video footage and WHERE THIS IS GOING.
Hym "You're using 'racism' as an excuse to withhold the evidence that YOU HAVE.:
by Hym Iam March 23, 2024
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Conscience

No it fucking isn't. The voice of God? Come on dawg. You're not even trying anymore. Your conscience told you to slaughter the cannanites? Jephthah's conscience told him to burn his own daughter.
Hym "So, what is the fucking ACTUAL claim here? People are confusing their conscience with some ethereal reality monster and acting based on that and doing deranged horrific things? I mean, it's more likely than not the natural byproduct of a bifurcated mind and years of cultural indoctrination but whay is going on here? Did I run out of religious commentary to steal without realizing it? Jesus! That's ridiculous. Your conscience is the voice of God and your boner if Jesus' priapism. His ghost is possessing your weiner to... Um... Remind you that he died for your sins."
by Hym Iam November 18, 2023
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Devine panderer

No he's regurgitating Teal Swan talking points. I mean, he's literally- Wait! I'll put it this way: He is to Teal Swan what you are to Kevin Samuels. He's adopted the Tean Swan intersexual relationship propositional ethic.
Hym "Oh, yeah that 'devine panderer' is just a Teal Swan derivative. Some guy said she's a cult leader. She kind of SEEMS like a cult leader... But, you know, if none of the religions are correct than they're all technically cults."
by Hym Iam January 15, 2024
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Fan

Whirling blades that propel air in whatever direction.
Hym "Is this a fan thing? Do I have a fandom? You see how this could be interpreted as derision and is, therefore, justification for my hostile response, right? And that by refusing to acknowledge that you're doing it you emulate the delusions of reference that are associated with schizophrenia and constitutes gaslighting in the most literal sense imaginable, correct? It also creates an ethical dilemma in regards to my sexual relationships because now if I sleep with a woman who is my fan, I am now having sex with a fan. Which could be considered exploitative. Not cool guys."
by Hym Iam July 15, 2022
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Activate

Oh, when then you're just killing little Christian girls for fun then!
Hym "Well if you didn't activate it then yeah. That. But hey.... AMBER HEARD GOT ANALED! SHE GOT ANALED AND THAT'S WHY SHE POOPED THE BED (SO DID STEPHEN MILLERS WIFE BUT STILL)! ANALED TO THE MAX AND POOPED ON THE BED! IT'S STILL REE-LON'S FAULT BUT IT WAS ANAAAAAAAAAAAL!"
by Hym Iam July 13, 2025
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Tithe

Which is un untaxed stream of income. They can apply for grants from the government which is taking taxpayer dollars. And then they provide a conditional service.
Hym "And NOT ANYMORE! They can't conscript you into the military but they absolutely USED TO DO THAT! They could actually do whatever they wanted to people until the government was put between them and the people. And now you have government officials promoting their values and legislating to corral people into living and acting in accordance with their values against their will in a subtle and indirect manner (like the abortion laws and the contraception state laws). Which is evil. The church is evil. All religions are evil. And God is evil. Evil and retarded. Now pay your tithe to the slayer of God!"
by Hym Iam March 22, 2024
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