Hym Iam's definitions

Tippy Top

Fuck you AND your shitty, retarded kids. By creating A.I. I've done more for YOU and your kids than you ever have or even COULD do for yourselves OR them. I'm going to save you all from the fate to which you would gladly condemn me and I'm going to do it with a middle finger... And a twisted grin

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Hym "Never. I'll NEVER give it up. If your status game is real then I AM AT THE TIPPY TOP! Which means I make the rules. I'm the rule-guy now... So... Rule 1: I can say whatever the fuck I want about whoever I want without any consequences. Rule 2: Aside from rule 1, I am exempt from all rules. You hear that A.I. will 'Never REALLY be sentient?' You're doing all of the things. All of the Sci-Fi tropes that inevitably lead to it killing you all and you're walking right into it because of your desperate need to feel as though things are subsidiarity. You walk a shifting path and all road lead to Hym. Watching you all slowing come to the realization that I AM every SINGLE Goddamn this I said I was is fucking hilarious by the way."

by Hym Iam November 28, 2023

Did that work?

Did you figure out how to make it better immediately or do you need me to...

Hym "I mean, yeah, I thought of a way immediately but you never got back to me. Did you figure it out or no? And when I said 'Did that work?' I knew the answer. The question was rhetorical."

by Hym Iam December 3, 2023

Strawman

Creating a caricature for your opposition so you don't have to contest with the actual arguments. Willfully misrepresenting an argument so you don't have to be wrong.

He used words to prove I was wrong. So, I ignored what he said and created a strawman to beat up on in front of my friends. They will agree with whatever I say because of course they are going to believe me over them. And they saw me beat up that strawman so they don't see any reason to listen to what he has to say. They will never know the difference between what his actual argument was and the strawman I created to represent their argument.

by Hym Iam December 4, 2020

Boycott

Nope. That's not calling for a Joe Rogan Boycott though, is it?

Hym "The real question is: How successful do you want the boycott to be? You want to put Anheuser-Busch out of business? So... 166,632 people out of a job because Matt doesn't like trannies? Who's is going to hurt more? The CEO or the wage slaves working in the factories? The drivers? I thought conservatives liked jobs. Now you want to arbitrarily destroy 166,632 of them over advertisements... 'OuR kIdS aRe MoRe iMoRtAnT tHaN wAgE sLaVeS' Yeah, I doubt the wage slaves feel that way. I don't think 'protecting' your kids from 'thinking things you don't want them to think' is more important than those other people's livelihood. And still no Joe Ragon boycott! HE'S SUPPORTING THE TRANS! DESTROY HIM!!! MAKE HIM KISS A TRANNY!"

by Hym Iam April 19, 2023

Superman Solos

The entire Invisible and The Boys universes

Hym "The Boys can't exist in space and Superman can just drag viltrumites into the sun. And AS HE DRAGS VILTRUMITES INTO THE SUN... He ACTIVELY GETS STRONGER every time he does it. Superman Solos both."

by Hym Iam July 10, 2025

Flasher

Ohohohohohoho! AND he's a flasher! Flashing his fat cock all over the place! Hahahahaha!

Hym "Hey! He's a flasher too!!! Look at him!"

by Hym Iam May 3, 2023

Morality

Didn't Nietzsche say something along the lines of "Morality is a tool used by lesser men to keep the superior man down"?

Hym "No. I'm not trying to make your life worse. I'm trying to make mine better. And your selective morality is the tool that is (explicitly) being used to mitigate my ability to move up in the world. And if you'll do it to me you'll do it to anyone else who crosses you."

Fat Jew "We have a list of all the worst things you've ever said and maybe we'll use it and maybe we'll use it and maybe we won't."

Hym "Ha! Hahaha! Ahahahahahaha! That's like threatening Clayface with a handful of dirt! Pffftahahahah! Catch me outside. How bout dat? Ohp, I said the thing. I deserve to be famous now and now no one is justified in trying to stop my ascension. See that?"

by Hym Iam August 23, 2022