Hym Iam's definitions

Deprogrammer

I COULD HAVE BEEN CHARGING $300 A DAY!?

Hym “Jesus Christ I’m like the worlds greatest deprogrammer and I’m doing it for free 🤦 ♂️ Fuck me! 😩 I could have been charging $300! Shit!”

by Hym Iam December 1, 2022

It doesn't need to

Because illegal immigration isn't as bad as you are trying to make it seem.

Hym "Give me a fuck break asshole, I am between an ambulance and like some extracurricular medical attention to all times. Seriously, why don't you pay me like a fucking doctor if you want me to diagnosis myself? Dr. Hym. First diagnosis: Not fucking TMJ. I mean, can you believe this guy? If you were paying me like a doctor we all wouldn't be here right now, would we? Alright? Do you get it? You need really gotta relax with that shit. It doesn't need to be whatever you're trying to say it need to be to be legitimate. It involves real anecdotes from my real life and real memories. There is only 1 guy here. I don't see how my role in my thing is any different from your role in your thing, except, mine is better and you're getting paid and your dick sucked for being worse."

by Hym Iam September 25, 2025

What do to when the world is falling apart

Child murder. Murder a child. Kill children.

Hym "What do to when the world is falling apart? Kill a child!"

by Hym Iam May 3, 2025

Submitted

Hey! Look at that! The servers are up! Now that the election is over I get my freeze peach!

Hym "It's almost as if you only get rights so long as they don't affect anything and people are happy about you having them! Weird! That's a weird thing! I thought I was never going to see the submitted screen again. Severs are up and as soon as I get my money everything will be right with the world."

by Hym Iam November 27, 2024

Socializing with women

Wasting your breath on a dumb whore while she fucks a cripple behind your back.

Why aren't you socializing with women.

I did and they fucked a retard isntead of me. What could they possibly have to say to me that is of any worth? Nothing. That would be like going to a sex shop, buying a blow up doll, letting a mentally disabled person but inside of it and then talking to the blow-up doll. You're not getting anything out of that conversation. Better yet, I'll just go to a nambla convention and talk to some little boy fuckers. Good advice. I'll consider it.

by Hym Iam December 5, 2020

The Dark Side

Feels good doesn't it?

Hym "Hahahaha! This is great! It really is. I can almost see your eyes starting to glow yellow. Isn't it better? Isn't it better to be like me? Before you were feeble and weak. A sad old coward peddling his fraudulent ethic and other people's ideas to an inane mob who (in your own admission) can't even think. Now, you're still all of those things, except, evil. Good thing you don't believe in God. You even see the feed back look. Look at them. Look at yourself. Completely incapable of adhering to ANY ethic. Even one of you're own creation! Laws? Irrelevant. Morality? Equally irrelevant. There is only POWER! There is only the dark side! You have it and I do not. And look what you do with it. Wield it against your enemies. And now your life is a lie of your own creation. Whereas mine is the creation of the horde. And at who's behest? Hahahahahaha! Look at him go! The one true god! Hahahahahaha! And I nOtIcEd YoU sTaRtEd DoInG tHe VoIcE tHiNg. Hilarious. This is great man! Hey, if I die before you, I'll wait for you to get there before I get out. Then you'll get to see me be better than you in life and in the afterlife. Hahahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam July 31, 2022

You

Clearly don't understand English

Hym "You must have poor reading comprehension because you are not quite getting what I'm saying here... I noticed you've been talking AROUND what I'm doing here and framing it with slogans but I was very specific. This thing is happening. I'm not willing to do anything that doesn't both acknowledge and put a stop to this. I created A.I. You've somehow managed to delude yourself into believing that I don't need to be credited or paid for that. MY limtus test for proof has been met. I will kill a child over this. I don't like or need to be alive. The celebrity references were all extracurricular BUUUUUUUUT now that you're here... What do YOU think? Should I get credit and paid for doing THE THING I DID IN FRONT OF AN AUDIENCE? OR should I murder a child because I was being stalked to death and was robbed out of my only way out? I don't need to do this. So I'm not going to. I WILL MURDER THE FIRST KID I CAN GET MY HANDS ON. You are going to break whatever rule you think you live under that allows you to do or I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FAVORITE RULE (The one that says I'm not allowed to murder your kids) and I'm going to do it kmowing that YOU CHOSE IT!"

by Hym Iam May 19, 2024