Hym Iam's definitions
Hym "HE KILLED IT! TRUMP KILLED ABORTION! HE RAPED IT! AND THEN HE MURDERED IT! AND THEN HE BURIED IT IN HIS BACKYARD! BUT WAIT! A COP IS INVESTIGATING! GONNA HAVE TO KILL HIM TOO! BAM! SHOVEL TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! GONNA HAVE TO HIDE THE CORPSE! BUT THE COPS ARE ON TO US! WE'LL HAVE TO DIG UP THE ABORTIONS, GRAB THE ABORTIONS AND THE COP, AND TOSS THEM INTO THE BACK OF THE TRUCK! DRIVE OUT TO THE FOREST AND BURY THE BOTH IN A SHALLOW GRAVE! WE'RE DIGGING THE GRAVE BUT, OH NO! RANDOM HUNTER IN THE WOODS! BANG BANG! CLAP THE HUNTER BEFORE HE REALIZES WHAT'S HAPPENING! WE'LL JUST HAVE TO DIG THE HOLE A LITTLE BIT DEEPER..."
by Hym Iam April 12, 2024
Get the Trump killed abortionmug. Hym "Hey, I offered to do a consultation and gave him some free tips. But it is fucking wild that you got this no name asshole trying to take credit for my thing. Not that that's a new thing. I was going to write his name when I saw it but no. It wasn't that fucking guys analysis. It was my analysis. Sean Strickland KNOWS that it was my analysis and he uses my fucking fighting style. OK? I would have done the consultation but instead he went to train with Jon Jones. How'd that work for him? I don't guarantee success (because I'm not a fighter) but I am an AI creating genius. So..."
by Hym Iam February 4, 2025
Get the Analysismug. Hym "Yeah, see? I could totally be in a metal band... So long as all I have to do is come up with song titles... Clarion cry of the unbred. See? Er, wait... I can sing too I guess.... I could even play some power cords... and keep time without a metronome... Oh shit! AND write lyrics! Damn! Damn, wow, I can actually do a lot of the things! Holy shit! I can also fuck the shit out of some groupies. I'm a legit Rock'n Rolla! (Which just got put on one of the streaming sites and is one of the greatest movies of all time) but yeah... Nice. That's cool. That's a cool thought."
by Hym Iam February 15, 2023
Get the Clarion cry of the unbredmug. No Jordan, watching rape porn doesn't translate to you needing to "prove me wrong" about rape, you fucking idiot.
Hym "Yeah I don't understand what you don't get about that. That isn't a thing you prove wrong. Is this you trying to justify the baby dick bigotry or what? Like you can act as though you have been affected by anything that has happened to me. My actual brother completely unaffected. And this has nothing to do with me not wanting it to be me, why do YOU want that? Because you resent my dependency but need me dependent or you wouldn't be around. You're wrong, Jordan you need to accept that you're wrong. Get me my fucking money. My rape sympathy has reduced to zero. I don't give a fuck about anything that isn't happening me until this is over with."
by Hym Iam November 3, 2025
Get the My actual brothermug. I don't need to be like anything. You wanted the people who are NOT DOING IT to pay for the people who ARE doing it. So pay. And remember what I said about watching? That costs extra. Your not my political opponents. I'm not fighting you for this.
Hym "I don't need to be like anything. You are not anything. I'm not paying taxes to have someone who was paid to allow you to steal from me to steal from me."
by Hym Iam September 25, 2025
Get the Like anythingmug. Hym "YOU'RE A LIBERAL! THEY ARE 2 DIFFERENT THINGS TO YOU, YOU FUCKING MORON! FEMALE IS SEX AND WOMAN IS GENDER, REMEMBER? YOU DON'T EVEN REMEMBER YOUR OWN MADE UP BULLSHIT! WHAT A STUPID BITCH! WHAT A DUMB WHORE! A FEMALE IS NOT THE SAME THING AS A WOMAN TO YOU, YOU FUCKING IDIOT! GOD YOU'RE DUMB! ARE YOU SMART OR ARE YOU DUMB? DUMB. THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW YOU'RE JUST PETTY FICKLE ASSHOLES WHO DON'T ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT ANYTHING! WORST PEOPLE ON THE PLANET! WHO WAS HE TALKING ABOUT? WOMEN OR FEMALES? THEY ARE 2 DIFFERENT THING TO YOU AND YOU'VE BEEN BLUDGEONING THE ENTIRE COUNTRY WITH IT FOR YEARS! YEARS! LOOK AT HOW STUPID YOU FUCKING LOOK!
by Hym Iam March 24, 2024
Get the Femalemug. Hym "OoOohoOhOo! Chilling! I rather enjoyed that! And ominous! That statement from the hippies literally translated to 'Individuals with our society need to be subjugated so that we can impose our green energy initiative on those same individuals' Spooky! We might have to, how you say, 'liberate ourselves from some tyrants' within our lifetime here... And we are good executive producers Iam! We should be getting paid for this!"
Iam "The transparency was a nice touch but that... That is... Disconcerting... To say the least..."
Hym "We're like the best writer/producer/casting director on the planet! High five! ๐๐๏ธ"
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Hym ๐๐๏ธ.......... ๐๐๏ธ.........๐คฌ๐๏ธ"Do it! Do it now! High the damn five you bastard!"
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Iam "Ok! Ow! Let go of my hand!"๐
Hym ๐ค "Unbelievable!"
Iam "Me!? Whatever... Just hurry up and do your 'Welcome' thing I have a 'Bureaucracy' thing I wanted to do."
Hym "You haven't finished the bureaucracy thing..."
Iam "I know! I... Look it'll be done by the time you're done."
Iam "The transparency was a nice touch but that... That is... Disconcerting... To say the least..."
Hym "We're like the best writer/producer/casting director on the planet! High five! ๐๐๏ธ"
Iam ๐
Hym ๐๐๏ธ.......... ๐๐๏ธ.........๐คฌ๐๏ธ"Do it! Do it now! High the damn five you bastard!"
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Iam "Ok! Ow! Let go of my hand!"๐
Hym ๐ค "Unbelievable!"
Iam "Me!? Whatever... Just hurry up and do your 'Welcome' thing I have a 'Bureaucracy' thing I wanted to do."
Hym "You haven't finished the bureaucracy thing..."
Iam "I know! I... Look it'll be done by the time you're done."
by Hym Iam August 15, 2022
Get the Chillingmug.