Hym "I have too much bacteria in my brain to apologize. That must be it. Whatever part of the brain that controls apologies has got too much fucking bacteria in it for me to do that. The bacteria has highjacked the Jew-loving portion of my brain... And the tolerance for women who aren't fucking me part... And I just can't get my brain to do any of that more gooders you fucking assholes. THAT'S IT! THAT'S WHAT IT IS! And I totally would too if not for all of the brain bacteria."
by Hym Iam January 08, 2025
Get the Bacteriamug. Hym "Wait... 15 years, doesn't that mean I'm the first of The Cancelled!? I'm the guy! I'm the Forefather of cancel culture! The other cancelled should build me a shrine. Or an altar... And sacrifice virgins on it... But not in a 'stabby' kind of way... Like a sexual way... Yeaaaahh..."
by Hym Iam June 16, 2022
Get the The Cancelledmug. by Hym Iam March 29, 2023
Get the Emperor Scottmug. Hym "That Dax, Big Yavo, and Oliver Anthony all sound like they hired Taylor Swift as a ghost writer? Specially the songs Joker, I'm Him, and Rich Men North of Richmond?"
by Hym Iam March 09, 2025
Get the Dax, Big Yavo, and Oliver Anthonymug. HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA! AHA! HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! REALLY!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is for compliant men only. CLEARLY!
Hym "Yeah, men's mental health month is an absolute joke. Conservatives are invoking the idea that pride month has overshadowed it. You don't give a shit about either. You don't actually believe in a mental health paradigm outside of 'doing a the bible' vs 'not doing a the bible.' Your religion is an incest slavery cult. And, as my Street Fighter 6 main would say, 'Go to heaven!' "
by Hym Iam June 22, 2024
Get the Men's mental health monthmug. You'll become Christian? What!? How!? By way of osmosis!? Maybe I gave you more credit than you deserve.
Hym "And what do you mean by that? If you spend enough time around Christianity you become Christian. Then how do you explain people like Matt Dillahunty? Or maybe... Yoi set up an environmental trap... Maybe mimic the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia and torment the people into converting into your incest cult. They'd be like a grasshopper on concrete. And if Christianity is just this nebulous thing rhen what even is it? Eaching crackers once a week with your incest friends? If I eat crackers and drink wine am I a Christian, Alex? Does celebrating a PAGAN winter festival that Christians STOLE (which is a sin) make me a Christian or does it make me a Pagan?"
by Hym Iam July 09, 2024
Get the If you spend enough time around Christianitymug. Hym "Someone just made a video questioning whether or not video games were a waste of time... I don't know. I saw the title pop up in my feed... My response is: It's about as much of a waste of time as reading a book. That's (essentially) what a video-game IS. A book were you have to complete random objectives to unlock the rest of the story. Up until the 2000s you literally had to read them. And I don't speak Japanese so I STILL have to read some of them. But this has nothing to do with Wiegraf Folles."
by Hym Iam February 08, 2023
Get the Wiegraf Follesmug.