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Hym "Because Dr. Actively doesn't want them to succeed too easily so he is trying to get men to sacrifice their potential but only as an analog to my schrodinger's death cult. Not actual reality. The thing he said? Isn't actually the case. He's blaming the wrong person for the child murders that unilaterally went do and to the extent that they persist you are just doing the weaponized schizophrenia THINKING THAT YOU ARE HOLDING WIERD PEOPLE ACCOUNTABLE when IN REALITY you're just being an uppity Nigger-faggot or whatever derogatory slur you Wan to call the people doing this. And then your daughter gets lit on fire because they did it to some guy who over time lose or had everything taken from him and then you go ahead and blame Hym because blaming Hym always works."
by Hym Iam December 4, 2025
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Hym "You see how nothing I say to you get you to not choose Noah over me?"
Whore "I CHOOSE NOALALALALALALALALALALALBLUBLUBLUB! AAALALALALALALALALA!"
Hym "Ooooooh MAN! Yeah, I'm clearly the insane person here. I must be the most insane person who has ever lived."
Whore "NOAAAAAAAH!!!! THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT TO DO TO WOMEEEEEEENAALALALAALALLAALALAL!!"
Hym "You see how nothing I say to you get you to not choose Noah over me?"
Whore "I CHOOSE NOALALALALALALALALALALALBLUBLUBLUB! AAALALALALALALALALA!"
Hym "Ooooooh MAN! Yeah, I'm clearly the insane person here. I must be the most insane person who has ever lived."
Whore "NOAAAAAAAH!!!! THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT TO DO TO WOMEEEEEEENAALALALAALALLAALALAL!!"
by Hym Iam June 30, 2025
Get the I CHOOSE NOAAAAAAH!!!!! mug.Yeah, ok, so just more justification for your lack of belief in God, the thing you use to make money and accrue status and power.
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "You see... The CORRECT relationship to have with 'The Most High' (Which is just a euphemistic way of saying 'God' but that's not actually 'God' you're talking about there) is not one of BELIEF! You shouldn't BELIEVE in God... I know I don't- Er... Um... I mean... The CORRECT thing to do God is to... Wrestle... With your lack... Of belief in God! THAT'S what people should REALLY be doing! Like ME! Instead of BELIEVING (meaning 'accepting the proposition in the absence of evidence')... You should be like... Obsessed with... Coming up with some sophistical bullshit... To make it SEEM LIKE... You believe a thing you do not believe... So you can get all of the things... Believing would get you... Without you having... To actually do thing thing... Which is 'believe.' That's the right way to do it! Because you don't know what 'believe' or 'real' mean and neither do I and as long as that's the case... I'm TECHNICALLY not 'Pretending to believe in God to elevate my status and accrue wealth and political power to myself as a literal charlatan.' Right? Because to be a charlatan I have to know what the word 'believe' means and then I have to 'not do that' to God! Get it? I can't 'not believe in God' if I don't know what the words 'believe' or 'God' mean! Bam! CAN'T be a charlatan!'
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by Hym Iam February 1, 2024
Get the Wrestle mug.We (The shit-libs) hate billionaires... And climate change is super important... But only until a corporate feminist needs to spend $70,000 a month in her private jet to get her front end loosened by a tight end...
Hym "And then billionaires are fine. And climate change? Well, you see, it isn't THAT billionaire that is the problem... It's only the ones that aren't willing to feed little girls to my donkey overlord. But seriously guys... It's SUPER important that the kills from the Palestinian genocide add to my scoreboard, ok? Don't give them to the Jews."
by Hym Iam February 22, 2024
Get the Billionaires mug.You're the one who wanted this to be about you. What? Do you not want to be associated with a retard sex cult? Then why don't you just leave?
Hym "I knew you would do that (by the way). Allude to my lack of ethos. In the words of a friend of yours (and I'm paraphrasing) 'I don't need a degree from so-and-so university, what I say is either true or it's not.' There are people with ethos who you consider full of shit. I don't see why my logos or pathos should be dismissed just because I lack ethos. I also like the insinuation that my ideas don't have any merit and that my I am only relevant in association with you. I am also not anonymous. You just didn't ask. You told other people not to ask. You gotta arbitrate that fame or people will get things they don't deserve and we can't have that now can we?"
by Hym Iam July 11, 2022
Get the You mug.Hym "Gayve Jewbin is just mad I can eat dinner with Ben and he can't. I'm perfectly kosher and he's a homo. Being a homo is a sin Gayve Jewbin. I'll see you in hell. You aren't even allowed to get married in Israel."
by Hym Iam June 25, 2024
Get the Gayve Jewbin mug.Framing. That's what he means. He's argeeing with me right there whether he wants to or not. And that's the point of all this. I can make you do it even if you have nothing but contempt for me. I can make you agree with some of it.
Hym "Yes framing is more important than substance.... To idiots.... and that's who you need to win over to get more corpses for your horde. Call it tone but 'framing'is the same thing."
by Hym Iam February 21, 2023
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