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Job

Oh are you super good at running a brothel for one of the retards in your group home? Is that what you value? Working hard in a place were the employees whore themselves out to a cripple? What do I get? Because the whores get paid to have sex and you get promotions you don't deserve for running a retard sex cult. Nothing. The answer is nothing. Unless I rape and murder the people who participate and the retards who don't need to exist in the first place. Then what I get is to punish people who absolutely deserve it.
Your job is to do whatever the fuck you want and leave the mess for others to clean up. If I were to do that you all wouldn't like it very much would you? No. You know how I know? Because I stopped doing my job and started doing whatever the fuck I wanted to do. And now all I want to do is fuck that whore and kill that retard. That is the only thing that matters to me at this point and in the worst case scenario I can just find someone guilt adjacent to punish instead. Because you can hide a Cripple and a whore but you can't hide everyone who knows who they are.
by Hym Iam November 20, 2020
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Available

If you're not too unavailable to fuck a retard then you're available. If you don't think so then I'll make it a point to demonstrate exactly how available you are to me and we can learn together what a dying cripple sounds like.
by Hym Iam November 20, 2020
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Whore

Nobody gives a shit what she likes because she's a whore and doesn't deserve a choice.
If you're going to fuck a retard, you wasted your choice. Now, you don't need one. You are a whore.
by Hym Iam November 20, 2020
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Disgusting goblin freak

You sure you don't feel like a disgusting goblin freak? Because.... You are that. Hopefully you die soon.
Hey, disgusting goblin freak, you want to do me a favor and kill the whore and the retard and your kids and yourself. Because if you don't I'm going to have to and, let's face it, mine is the only life involved that is worth anything.... You would be doing everyone else a favor by doing it and the end result is almost the same either way.
by Hym Iam November 20, 2020
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Retarded filth

I am not this.
It doesn't matter what the retard does. It is retarded filth and I am not.
by Hym Iam November 20, 2020
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Car accidents

Good news if the person is a whore who fucked a retard instead of you.
Car accidents are ALMOST always tragic. Sometimes it's just a whore that fucked a retard instead of you.
by Hym Iam November 20, 2020
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Cripple

If by whatever you said you meant it's a filthy retarded cripple that is inferior to anyone without a binder.
The cripple has a binder full of information outlining the ways in which it is retarded.

Guy 1 "Hey, can I see your binder?"

Guy 2 "I don't have a binder. I'm not a retarded Crippycrapable."
by Hym Iam November 20, 2020
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