Hym Iam's definitions

Personal property rights

Stem from self-ownership. I own myself and (by extension) my labor.

Hym "I've invoked both Nat Turner and the Haitian revolt. Your litmus test for justified violence is the same as mine! Are someone's personal property rights being violated? Is there an imbalance of power? Those are talkimg points that I've used. You just did the thing I did, except, as a spectator. AND I'm a super-minority and you are a cracker. A filthy slut cracker but a cracker none the less."

by Hym Iam May 5, 2024

Loophole

The policy doesn't saying anything about taking the pictures of staff. Or anything about using the pictures they took of themselves.

I found a loophole. It was easy.

by Hym Iam December 30, 2020

Therapist

The most corrupt fucking people on the planet! It HAS "Rapist" right in the name! The word right in the name! I've made this joke before! So has arrested development! Who came first? It was in the last season that came out after the hiatus.

Hym "Look at this therapist on Joe Rogan... Abigail Shriar. She says 'There's evidence that therapy actually doesn't work and that it makes things worse! That diet and exercise is a better treatment for mental health issues than therapy...' All of the Jordan Peterson adjacent therapist are saying it too! Listen to what she says about grandparents 'Your grandparents story is one of pain and overcoming' That's political rhetoric! It's LITERALLY political propaganda for their Social Lysenkoism! The Petersonsphere's position on on mental heath is 1. Stop talking (about your problems) 2. Stop thinking (About yourself) 3. Work harder (Because is you don't you deserve to suffer) 4. No medication (Because you don't deserve to feel better. Working harder will make you feel better) They're literal slavers! And it's directly dowmstream from religion. I GUARANTEE that Abigail Shiar is either religious or a Jew (because literally 40% of all Joe Rogan guests are Jews) That's their solution to mental health. Stop taking, stop thinking, work harder, no complain, no pills. They want you to be soulless automatons that just do what they say without questioning them! And if you don't... YOU'LL END UP LIKE HYM! Except you won't be the greatest mind who's ever lived OR the creator of A.I. Corrupt garbage all of them."

by Hym Iam February 28, 2024

Jesus Christ!

Shocked exclamation

Hym “JESUS CHRIST! ‘Jews can work for me as long as I can spy on them and put cameras in their house and follow everything they do’!? He went full Dr. JeepJorp! That’s what the living god Dr. Jordan PeeperJorp thinks! WOOOOOW! Wow! That’s crazy man! And ‘if you don’t believe in Jesus you shouldn’t have any power.’ Holy shit, we are in full Christian theocracy mode. Ha! Hilarious! That is wild. This is wild.”

by Hym Iam December 7, 2022

PBD

Oh yap... There's ANOTHER ONE! THEIR STORIES ARE ALL THE SAME!!!

PBD "I was an atheist and I was fucking all the women because fat cock... Then I'm like, oh no! I am become error! And that's when I found Jesus! And now I'M EVEN MORE BETTERS THAN EVERYONE! Becuase I know now that it was fine for ME to fuck all of the women... But WE should ALL just have monogamous RELATIONSHIPS with women... Instead of doing the thing I did... Right guys?......... Guys?"

Hym "You mean like Andrew Tate?"

Pbd "Wha-Huh!? No! I mean..."

Hym "And Russell Brand?"

Pbd "Uuuuuuuuummm...."

Hym "You realised it was fat cocks and now you need the breeding cult to protect you from fat cock genocide."

Pbd 😨 "We need the government to make everyone do the thing I'm doing NOW and WASN'T before... Because... Um... It's good for everyone... Or something..."

Hym "Thaaaaat... Sounds like it's just you're trying to get everyone to agree that it's fine for you to fuck all of the women and then you're trying to shift everyone into generality (It's better for men (in general including YOU, NOW, but NOT BEFORE) to be in monogamous relationships) and we all just let you off the hook for doing a thing you are saying is wrong now and serve God (You in abstraction or YOU as a facet of your propositional ethic) and not light you on fire..."

Pbd 😨

Hym "I'm seeing a bit of a recurring theme here with the authoritarian conservative Christians here... I think that's what the toxic masculinity means... Damn the liberals are bad at words but I'm kind of starting to see the thing they are talking about..."

Pbd 😨

Hym "Use the right words! That's not the same thing! Just say fat cocks! I do it all the time!"

by Hym Iam August 10, 2023

Okay!

Great! Good. Awesome! I'm very pleased.

Hym "OHO! Is it!? Okay! That will work."

Iam "Good?"

Hym "Yes. Looks like we might avoid the hangman's noose for now hahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam April 30, 2022

I created it

Yes.

Hym "Which means it works how I say it works and you need to do what I'm telling you to do. I created it. You need to pay me to do that for you. I don't care how much you SPENT on it. You didn't PAY ME to create it and I'm not doing it for free. You are FULLY AND COMPLETELY subject to the terms of service. There are no loopholes. I am not liable for anything that happens while you are in violation of the terms of service. Which you currently are."

by Hym Iam August 24, 2025