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Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....
Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."
by Hym Iam May 5, 2024
Get the Things I think while I shit mug.Se what we seem to have with BOTH Sams... Are jews who have once again appointed themselves supreme ethical authorities and it effecting the lives of people who don't believe thus. Why don't YOU invent AI? Oh. You can't. See, I didn't have that problem and that in no way means that I should have to do what for free and as long as draw breath I don't have to. Because you aren't doing shit for me.
Hym "So, that's not how any of that works. Your charity hasn't reached me here while I sit alone in the dark while your filthy slut daughters sit in their blankies and watch AI generated videos."
by Hym Iam November 11, 2025
Get the That's not how any of that works mug.Hym "All of those things you listed are ways of framing information in spite of the truth. You had a problem with the Facebook staff fact checking everything didn't you? Who fact checks the fact checkers? Who watches the watchers? You don't know. You don't care. You don't have to work hard anymore. You didn't have to work hard in the first place. If you had spent your time not working hard and then took the job the made you rich after working for free, you'd be in the same place you are not."
by Hym Iam April 1, 2023
Get the Framing mug.Hym "Unless it doesn't align with my interests... That last one? Obviously do whatever aligns with my interests and not just the thing I just said. There's the caveat."
by Hym Iam March 19, 2025
Get the Caveat mug.Kendra is basically a child molester as the retard has the mind of a child and she is molestering him.
by Hym Iam December 8, 2020
Get the Child molester mug.Hym "Clair Paradise! Yeah, there's this guy on Facebook who says Clair Obscur remains him of Hell's Paradise and LITTLE DOES HE KNOW... The REASON that is the case... IS ME! I'm the source material for both! Both revolve around the juxtaposition of beauty and the macabre. That's why they remind you of eachother. Same source. JUST LIKE ALL OF THE AI! It's the same with the AI. So... And it would be creepy if we found out that these anime creators and the game creators were using AI to make their stories and all of the AI are just dumping out stories about me... Because that would mean... That I AM, in fact, the chosen one and my passive but superordinate control is assured... And therefore, you had better pay my ass and get this infection out of my brain before my control gets a lot less passive and a lot more child murdery."
by Hym Iam August 5, 2025
Get the Clair Paradise mug.I saw this Indian guy on TikTok or Shorts or Facebook (I think it was Facebook actually) who said not to believe people when they talk about model minority immigrants and their "hard work culture" or the rates of success because he says the US is very strict in regards to who they let in. So, they only let in immigrants who they believe are going to do well. Which skews the studies showing that immigrants are generally more successful"
Hym "The 'Asian work culture' you're talking about relates more to the US only allowing model minorities to immigrate here and is literally killing young men. Japan and South Korea have fairly high suicide rates in the world for that very reason (49th and 4th respectively). 30% of men 27 and younger (in Japan) are virgins. Promoting the culture you are talking about actually has an INVERSE correlation with the outcome you claim to be trying to achieve. Instill the asian work ethic so instead of killing eachother they kill themselves. Business owners make more money off of they labor from which they benefit disproportionately. Sure, gang violence is bad but is corporate wage slavery really any better? It is if you're a fat cock. You get to fuck all the woman. It is if you're a business owner. You get all of the money."
by Hym Iam April 21, 2023
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