Hym Iam's definitions

Mmr

Matchmaking Rank

Hym "Since you wanted to say something and since your CLEARLY don't understand how Mmr works (With your useless inferior mind) I'll explain it to you in simple terms. You noticed that but did you notice that I'm ALWAYS the first on the list? That's because I'm playing with someone else who's rank is lower then mine. Which means I'm ALWAYS the best person on my team. By default. So, because I have this other person with me the mmr system filled the other positions with people worse them me and then I have to try to carry them to victory because WITHOUT ME ON THE TEAM THEY LITERALLY WON'T PLAY AGAINST PLAYERS AS GOOD AS ME. They'll get match with players at their level. I'm doing pull-up with a 100×person weights. I climb as fast as a pro when I'm alone. I'm actively trying to carry someone else to a hugher level. It's harder than just winning. If I'm the worse person on EITHER TEAM my team will win so easily the game wouldn't even be fun. Because for someone to actually be better than me they need to be a professional AND play every day."

by Hym Iam April 1, 2023

Smoldering Glare

What is that shit women be doing sometimes? The fuck is YOU lookin at bitch!?

Some chick *Smoldering Glare*

Hym "Bitch, I will give you something to glare at... Have your little ass glaring into my couch cushion..."

by Hym Iam November 16, 2023

Anatoly

Hey Joe, have you seen the guy who dresses up like a janitor and goes up to dudes lifting like a crazy amount of weight at the gym?

Hym "It's nuts! He calls himself Anatoly the janitor and he walks up to guys and he's like the kind of short skinny guy... But secretly he's like a world class power lifter and he is out there blows these guys minds! They try to dissuade him from doing it like "no it's too much!" And then he lifts it with ease and they're like "what the actual fuck is happening right now!?" How is he DOING that!? He is so much smaller and so much stronger that all of those guys! How does he do that!? What kind of training does he do to get like that!? I have to know! That shit is necessary knowledge."

by Hym Iam March 19, 2024

Murdered your kids

While I sit here struggling to swallow and my brain does what I can only assume is "Fill up with fluid" I think to myself...

Hym "I probably should have just raped that whore and killed that retard and murdered your kids and then killed myself. That would have been a quicker and less-uncomfortable death. Rather than let the people around me performatively withhold the expedient solution to (literally) all of my problems at once; I probably should have just chosen violence and let all of you sort it out after I was too dead for you to do anything about it. I guess I'll just sit here and hope that I make it until the next time I work so that there will actually be someone around to save me after I have a stroke. Then I can just continue to exist... Except with diminished brain function. Which is fine. I won't to too retarded to make money for a company or fuck Kendra, so, everything will be fine."

by Hym Iam July 27, 2023

Jewery

Oh! Ooo! I like that!

Hym "Jewery! I LOVE that! I'm going use that! I'll use it oooooooon.... BEN! BEN! Knock it off with your conniving jewery! JEWISH FAGGOOOOT!"

by Hym Iam February 10, 2024

Presumption of innocence

Where was mine again? I missed it.

Hym “Where was my presumption of innocence? Because unlike the retard and the whores in the brothel, I didn’t insinuate that I was doing the thing of which I was accused. And in response to the allegation that was levied against me, my question was: if I am being transferred out in response to an allegation, why was she not transferred out when she was accused (by someone other than me) of fucking the retard? I was fired for not reporting the retard sex when I was the one being told about the accusations of retard by a manager. You don’t give a fuck about the presumption of innocence. You care about protecting women regardless of guilt and you’re abusing the presumption of innocence to extrajudicially arbitrate the outcome of the situation. And there are women in prison for doing the thing I’m talking about.

by Hym Iam October 16, 2022

Intermediary

We do let them vote and 'being parallel to children' literally translates to 'more important than regular people.'

Hym "I mean, you SAY 'intermediary' but you're undoubtedly considered more important in society than low-status men. So, men exist parallel to women and children but men exist on a spectrum. Like this:

(Women) Children (Men)

Women Men

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Men
So in parentheses we have (Women) being more important than Men in the 'male self-sacrifice delusion' and (Men) being more important in 'the guy I'm fucking is better than all of the other men' delusion. But you FEEL intermediary because you want the men you don't want to fuck respect you ask much as YOU THINK they respect THE FAT-COCK YOU DO WANT TO FUCK (Which I don't and if you don't believe me just listen to the Taylor Swift song). So, you want respect that you think someone else is getting and isn't in exchange for respect that you don't actually give to anyone without a fat cock."

by Hym Iam December 29, 2023