Hym Iam's definitions

Ask a question

Why? You sure you're not just going to tell me I don't know what it means to ask a question?

Hym "Ok. Fine. I'll ask a question. Will you come over here and take a look at this for me, please? I have something that needs 3rd party verification and I can't trust the people around me and this thing I'm doing only works if you volunteer the information freely. There. There's 3 of them."

by Hym Iam March 29, 2024

Synopsis

What this is

Hym "This is not a threat. This is a synopsis of what is, has been, and will be. The cudgel you are holding is being wielded against me and has been for 15 years. It is now in the hands of people who are supposed to be reasonable. So, I'm going to tell you the same thing I told the other schizophrenic brandishing a weapon at me: put the knife down before you hurt yourself. You have no options here. If you don't put it down everyone who is aware of the situation will know that you care more about arbitrating fame than you do about truth or justice. You don't have to like me. You don't have to condone my behavior. If the worst of us don't have rights than none of us do. So, put it down. You can put it down as slowly as you want but you WILL put it down. One way or another.

by Hym Iam June 15, 2022

You're not being paid!?

NO! Can you believe it!? I'm giving out free advertisements. Dishing out snappy one-liners. Changing lives and inspiring millions...... And I might have created a money generator and conquered China...

Salma Hayek "You're not being paid!?"

Hym "No! It's lame! But seriously, if Netflix wants some more free money, you seriously need to find whoever has the rights to Hajime no Ippo, BUY IT FROM THEM IMMEDIATELY, and then reboot the series the way you did with Baki the grappler! There's so much money to be made there. It's such a good show!"

by Hym Iam August 4, 2023

Loophole

The policy doesn't saying anything about taking the pictures of staff. Or anything about using the pictures they took of themselves.

I found a loophole. It was easy.

by Hym Iam December 30, 2020

That MF is not real

Oh shit I don't know. I mean I told you families and communities were weaponizing schizophrenia against people and then I re-framed it to be me-centric.

Hym "Is it me? Am I the motherfucker that is not real? I feel pretty real. That mf is not real lady might have to crossover between my thing. It's only going to get worst from here. You don't know how many people it's killed. One way or the other. Suicides. Murders. School shootings. You're not keeping track. You see the short term effects and think 'Oh this is great I can control my kids now.' Or 'Oh great I can punish people who are resistant to "corrective feedback" ' and you don't keep track of the 'oh shit he just had a meltdown on a plane.' Or the 'Oh shit he just shot up a school after watching some Tim pool' or 'Oh shit that's like the first transgender male shooting ever! And it's in direct response to a guy who is not only weaponizing schizophrenia but called for a holy war.' And here we are. And here I am. I am real plane lady. And I'm everywhere now. Your kids aren't save. You're not safe. All you can do is hope that you're not on the wrong side of it. You'll all break before I will! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

by Hym Iam August 15, 2023

Child

They're like people accept shorter.

You want to know something funny? I didn't even know that was your child's name! 😂🤣😂 There's more than one Matthew in the world.

by Hym Iam April 3, 2022

Chameleon

Your setting obviously determines how you are going to behave.

Hym "If how you DRESS... Your attire changes based on WHERE YOU ARE AND THE SETTING YOU ARE IN... Why would your behavior NOT? Do you act the same with you family as you to with your coworkers? No. Friends? No. That isn't 'being a chameleon' that's called 'SOCIAL BOUNDARIES.' So if you work in a group home for retards... You don't fuck the retards. If you AREN'T in a group home... You fuck whoever except children and still probably not retards."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2024