18

There are a lot of things he cannot do in that retard group home. The least trivial of which is fucking.
Hym "Doesn't matter if he's 18 he's either a pedophile or she's a retard molester. The precedent has already been set by someone with actual authority."
by Hym Iam November 25, 2023
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God "If you do what is right, will you not be accepted?"

Hym "No. I won't. Because 'what is right' is being arbitrated by people who adhere to my ethic more closely than their own. You know what I think? I don't think Abel's offering was better at all. I think the sin you were talking about when you said 'But if you do not do what is right, sin is crouching at your door; it desires to have you, but you must rule over it.' was the temptation to kill Abel. It was test. You and I both know that farming is more difficult than sitting on your ass while your sheep fuck each other. And maybe this guy is Cain. I write a Hypertext that is instantiated into multiple cultured (immediately) without even trying. Suddenly, I'm all of these different characters. Songs are written. How would he take his revenge? Imitate God? Place the mark of Cain on my forehead that when I toil nothing will grow? 'DiD yOu EvEn TrY?' I didn't have to. I just sat and watch my sheep fuck."
by Hym Iam June 19, 2022
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America First

A euphemism for "Doing what I say."
Hym "Whatever conservatives are doing is 'America First.' Therefore, the statement 'We are doing this because they are "refusing to put America first" ' translates to 'We are doing this because you are refusing to "do what I say" ' So... Did anyone else notice politics has just turned into making up euphemisms to obfuscate what is actually the case?"
by Hym Iam February 27, 2025
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Destiny

HO! You make it sound like he was doing to THEM what people are doing to ME!
Hym "SO YOU ONLY CARE WHEN IT HAPPENS TO WOMEN HUH? Where's MY investigation? Holy shit, this has got to be fate! Destiny even! Hahahahaha! I can't fucking believe it! Is that not the same thing as this!? Holy shit! If Tate is guilty then so is everyone doing this-here 'thing' to me! Ha! And now they HAVE to defend him! That is great! He really is the best for that.
by Hym Iam August 02, 2023
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Destiny

Awaits....

Destiny "Uh God guys, I gotta take a break from pretending to be this guy! Ugh 😫 It's so hard!"

Hym "Oh, yeah, totally! And you're right. Those people are trash but the REALLY respectable ones are Jordan Peterson and Ben Shapiro! Right? They're hip to all the young kids nowadays!"

Destiny "Aw yeah, totally! And I'm totally not a plant! I'm totally not a plant saying that either! I'm not a plant and everything is nebulous! I'm not actually pretending to be a guy! I'm pretending to be a guy IRONICALLY, right? So when I fuck some chick who is trying to fuck Hym... It's like, ironical n stuff... And when I go and pretend to debate Jordan Peterson it's totally because he has a tenable position on things and, ah, god he's just so good a debating, god, I just kind of broke even on him and the conversation just didn't go anywhere! But that WASN'T BY DESIGN OR ANYTHING 😉 Right? Because it's not like I was invited just to sit there while he gets his talking points and his factoids out. Eheh... Cus.... Like... That's what a plant would get paid to do.... And I'm not that!"
Hym "Hey, Destiny, ain't it weird to you that Nick Fuentes has, like, the EXACT OPPOSITE opinion I do about stuff? Like THE exact opposite. Like, word for word! Like, big time. You ever notice that?"

Destiny "SHHHHHH! 🤫SHH!🤫 YoU'rE tHrOwInG mE uNdEr ThE bUuUuUs!"

Hym "Are we... A team? Did you do anything here, for me, cus I have not gotten credit for creating A.I. That is what my team would be doing right now... So...
by Hym Iam May 12, 2024
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Destiny

The first game was fun but I couldn't get into the the second.
Hym AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! DESTINY! I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT! DID I NOT SAY THAT!? Shit! That and the whole hustle/work hard and improve yourself culture is crowd source by masochistic sad lonely men. Did I say that already? I meant to. I rarely get beat to the punch like that, holy shit."
by Hym Iam January 25, 2023
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