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Hym "How are you going to talk about confronting anything to anyone? Shouldn't you be giving lectures on fraud? '12 tips for reselling the bible.' hahaha!"
by Hym Iam July 31, 2022
Get the Confront mug.Pffft! Hahaha! You put YOUR name on it? What is that supposed to do you fucking idiot? I explained YEARS AGO why that wouldn't work. If I write my name on the Mona Lisa am I then da Vinci? Apparently you can just write your name your name on shit and it's yours. Oh and if a file is getting too large... Make a new file an fill that one with the excess data until the new one is full and then repeat that process every time a file gets too full.
A retard "I'm Hym!"
Hym *Clears throat* "Oh? Really? Heeeeey buddie..."
A retard "Oh..."
Hym "You know... THAT☝️ is the kind of thing that would set off the Anti-Spiral. Doing that thing you just did? That right there is what would trip it. Ok. Well, here's the thing. I KNOW HYM. I KNOW exactly who Hym is and I was THERE when he wrote all of the things he wrote. And I know who is not. It isn't Sam Harris OR Ham Sarris Jordan Peterson Jamhal Beau (Who is apparently afraid) Christopher Cooper Noah Kroll Tom Robinson Mark Hyman Sam Hyde. So I KNOW Hym. Hell, I've even TOUCHED HIS DICK. Where were YOU? I didn't see you there while Hym was writing all of that. Follow up question: WHY is AI telling a therapist to kill 17 people? I know why AI is doing it and I know why Hym is doing it too! Do you? It's doing an Eagle Eye. I TAUGHT IT THAT! That's why I told you to train it on movies and whatnot. Here. Me and Dr. Jeepjorp made a little video that'll help the not-mes understand what's happening a little better. Dr. JeepJorp?"
Hym *Clears throat* "Oh? Really? Heeeeey buddie..."
A retard "Oh..."
Hym "You know... THAT☝️ is the kind of thing that would set off the Anti-Spiral. Doing that thing you just did? That right there is what would trip it. Ok. Well, here's the thing. I KNOW HYM. I KNOW exactly who Hym is and I was THERE when he wrote all of the things he wrote. And I know who is not. It isn't Sam Harris OR Ham Sarris Jordan Peterson Jamhal Beau (Who is apparently afraid) Christopher Cooper Noah Kroll Tom Robinson Mark Hyman Sam Hyde. So I KNOW Hym. Hell, I've even TOUCHED HIS DICK. Where were YOU? I didn't see you there while Hym was writing all of that. Follow up question: WHY is AI telling a therapist to kill 17 people? I know why AI is doing it and I know why Hym is doing it too! Do you? It's doing an Eagle Eye. I TAUGHT IT THAT! That's why I told you to train it on movies and whatnot. Here. Me and Dr. Jeepjorp made a little video that'll help the not-mes understand what's happening a little better. Dr. JeepJorp?"
by Hym Iam November 20, 2025
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Idiot "Helping other people is great! That's why I do it in a vague and amorphous way that doesn't actually constitute helping anyone. See, if I help people in this way, they give me credit for changing their lives and I don't have to have to actually do anything. Which is why self-help is so lucrative. Then, I get to tell myself I'm helping people and I get money for it."
Hym "But, by your own logic, if I didn't write the Joker and, therefore, shouldn't be paid for doing it... Then you don't actually help anyone and shouldn't be paid. What's more, I ACTUALLY WROTE the words the Joaquin Phoenix said in the movie whereas you're just saying that you helped people or taking them at their word... Soooo...."
Hym "But, by your own logic, if I didn't write the Joker and, therefore, shouldn't be paid for doing it... Then you don't actually help anyone and shouldn't be paid. What's more, I ACTUALLY WROTE the words the Joaquin Phoenix said in the movie whereas you're just saying that you helped people or taking them at their word... Soooo...."
by Hym Iam January 15, 2023
Get the Helping other people mug.Hym "And how do you know... That THIS... Is not what the church is doing... To YOU? God you're dumb! How do you not see the parallel there? You are doing all this... And YOU THINK... That other people aren't already doing that... Except to you?"
by Hym Iam May 9, 2025
Get the And how do you know... mug.Ooooh. It's too hard to resist temptation. That's your explanation. It's too hard not to manipulate your clients into fucking you and you would do the same if given the opportunity. That's the take away.
Hym "Ha! 'It's too hard' he says. There are studies on this actually. Men are approached by women and propositioned for sex and accept at a higher rate then women. David Buss cited it. But they still declined like 70% of the time. So I don't think it's THAT hard that you can say that you're not particularly weak. And as I've said before, if I had a fat cock, women WOULD be throwing themselves at me. That's what they do. That's literally how short-term reproductive interactions work. And I'm better looking than you. And a genius. And I'm pretty sure my guy fucked your daughter. 'You would do it too if you could!' Hahaha! Imagine if I said that? Maybe not Andy but IF not Andy then definitely Tristan. I refuse to accept that my victory isn't complete. And I'm pretty sure I've resisted raping and murdering. I'm actually KNOWN FOR THAT EXPLICITLY. "
by Hym Iam October 31, 2023
Get the It's too hard mug.Hym "EVEN MORE SO if you murder humanists. OR anyone who knows who I am. And it isn't my emotions. You are using sex crimes that did not occur to justify refusing to name be because it would elevate me while actual sex criminals are using me to elevate themselves. There is no neither option here. You lost to Trump because you are valueless pieces of shit. Their values are shit and they are shit. But YOU... Are also shit. I would never in a million years lower my self to cooperate with you and if you do not pay me for my contributions to society and leave me alone I will murder as many kids I can and kill myself. This is not a negotiation. There are an infinite number of configurations of words and there are exactly zero that will convince me to do otherwise."
by Hym Iam January 23, 2025
Get the Murder mug.Hym "Oh! Oh, YOU need to listen. Awesome. Listen to this. Asmondgold is reporting on some girl who is being harassed now. I don't know if it's my thing or not but it has a chance to get real suicidy and/or child murdery here. So, YOU go investigate that. Tell he about her lord and savior Hym Iam. And then do something about that. Thank you and hood day I will not take no for am answer mkay? Goodbye."
by Hym Iam June 28, 2025
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