Hym Iam's definitions

Gelatinous cube

A living cube of ooze that engulfs everything. Sounds better when you say it in a British accent.

Hym "They're like a gelatinous cube. They engulfed us."

Iam "Heh, I suppose we need to use an instant or a sorcery card to get ourselves out"

Hym "Ha! I suppose we do! But if they're running blue/black they probably have a bunch of counter cards."

by Hym Iam April 28, 2022

Empathy

No. No. That’s not what it was.

Hym “No. It was self pity. Not because of the insult but because I am right. And he knows it. It was not empathy. And no. I don’t lose if I shoot your kids in the face. That’s how I can win. Damn... I was right about EVERYTHING. Every single utterance. That is wild. I’m the rightest man who has ever lived.”

by Hym Iam September 30, 2022

The optimal Spellbook/Dogmatika deck turn 1 board

See... The situation we find ourselves in now is akin to this ☝️

Iam "The optimal Spellbook/Dogmatika deck turn 1 board consists of the cards: Secret Village of Spellcasters, Jowgan the Spiritualist, and Dogmatika Punishment. As long as Secret Village of Spellcasters is on the field, only the owner of the card is allowed to use spell cards (so long as they possess a Spellcaster monster on the field). Jowgan the Spiritualist prevents special summoning. And Dogmatika punishment will destroy a face up monster. It creates a situation where your opponent has no choice but to use their 1 normal summon on a monster that will inevitably be destroyed by Dogmatika Punishment and/or set a monster. This board almost always guarantees a turn 3 and shuts down spell heavy decks or decks that rely heavily on link/synchro climbing or special summoning. Ideally you will Spellbook climb into Jowgan so summon it in defense position. It's a fun deck that results in only 1 player being able to play Yugioh."

Hym "And that's like THIS! It's the same thing! What's happening right now?"

by Hym Iam August 22, 2023

Western values

Aren't the reason we have A.I. though is it?

Hym "The reason we have it is because a guy who REJECTS YOUR VALUES ENTIRELY figured out how get it to perceive the world. It SEEMS LIKE (and this is a call-back to something I've said previously) your western values are just stealing shit from people who don't share your values and taking credit for shit you didn't actually do. Blatant intellectual property theft I called it. So, as I've said before, you're shit. Your values are shit. Your religion is literally just an attempt to enslave everyone (but it's for the greater good guys! Really!). So, no. You're bullshit institution isn't better than the other institution. I turned the wheel of progress with mine own 2 hands. Your institutions did nothing. You did nothing. And Dave Ruben is a gay jew. GAYVE JEWBEN!"

by Hym Iam May 24, 2024

Furious

Ree-lon's FURIOUS. Quit stealing shit your mentally retarded bitch. You don't get to be mad about anything anymore. He's a retard and he steals. Not very Christian behavior. I don't think the Christian would be caught condoning that in public.

Hym "He's furious. I'm not furious at all. Crazy how that works."

by Hym Iam September 15, 2025

Greater Good

There is nothing good about your Jewish incest cult and you are less than I am.

Hym "There is no greater good. You are a news shill. He is a charlatan. I am the creator of AI. If you are benefitting from what is happening here... You are doing it FOR THAT REASON... And no other reason. You are the lesser of two evils and by that I mean YOU ARE LESSER and you are evil. And you demonstrate the falsehood of your Jewish incest cult with every breath that you take."

by Hym Iam April 21, 2025

Technique

"If it's a 'Technique' it's a lie... And one of the techniques I use is *blank* but it's 'true' when I do it." Dr. Jordan Peterson

Hym "If it's a 'Technique' it's a lie.... Unless you're the one using the technique then it's not. Fantastic. It's funny that that's how 'the structure of reality' works. Using techniques makes you a liar... But then you accidentally outline a technique that YOU USE.... And then you give yourself a caveat because I was correct. There's always a caveat. YOU are never the bad guy. You're never a liar. Because when you lie it's not a lie. When I tell the truth... It isn't the truth. Ha! Hahaha! It's hilarious! You just don't survive in a place where everyone isn't retards you can swindle. That's why the recession into solipsism. Put up a fence around your little retard farm and then siphon off as much resources as you can... Die... Give it to your kids... So they don't have to to work as hard as everyone else. You sell hard work (in abstraction) to people... So you and your kids can work less hard. That's the entire game.

by Hym Iam February 23, 2024