Hym Iam's definitions

Fatherlessness

Hey, you know what ALSO coincides with the average income by race?

Hym "You see it, right? The fatherlessness rate by race... Coincides with with the average income by race (inversely)... Which ALSO COINCIDES... With the average DICK SIZE by race! They're just fucking the fat-cocks indiscriminately! Look at this fucking guy I work with... He looks like Taylor Swifts stalker. The literal difference between being Taylor Swifts stalker and fucking all the women is a fat-cock. It's literally that. Critical fat-cock theory: The ultimate and most-correct dating theory! And then they run out of fat-cocks... And they're like 'WhErE dId AlL tHe GoOd mEn Go!?' 😭 (👈right there is the fat-cock withdrawal)"

Wahmen "Well maybe if you give me access to all of your money... Indefinitely... And continue to do that even if I stop fucking you... THEN... Then I'll fuck you..."

Hym "Nope! Not happening bitch! You get the fuck right up out of here with that shit! You need to fuck. And then you can have a wage proportional to performing the task. Correct again bitch! Correct again!"

by Hym Iam June 14, 2024

I'm NoT tOuChInG yOu

I thought school shootings were an INCEL thing 🤔 Hmmm.... I mean... That's not what I said. I said it was constantly being demonized and mocked.

Hym "The guy who is literally fucking the female version of me was talking shit so I'm going to outline the chronology of events. You motherfuckers stuck your finger in my face and twirled it around while saying 'I'm NoT tOuChInG yOu! I'm NoT tOuChInG yOuUuUu!' And then I popped you in the mouth by saying 'And I'm not threatening your kids motherfucker. I'm not going to come in here with a stolen shotgun. I'm not raising an army of hammer clowns' and what did you do? You stuck your finger right back in my face. And what would have happened if I had done something other than this? Huh? You would have said 'Well, clearly I played no role in that. I mean, yeah, he said he would do a thing if I didn't stop but I didn't think he would actually do it! It's not my fault I kept doing the thing I was told would get my kids killed!' I mean seriously. If I told you not to eat something because I KNEW IT WOULD KILL YOU and YOU TOLD ME TO GO FUCK MYSELF, WHOSE FAULT WOULD IT BE THAT YOU DIED? YOURS MOTHERFUCKER."

by Hym Iam March 30, 2023

Asked

Nobody asked you!

Hym "I asked myself idiot. Shut the fuck up."

Iam "So, I've been thinking about this last round and I need you to clarify the 'self-preservation' thing. I think that's wrong."

Hym "Ok. Here's how I see it. If I am oppressed I am reduced to two options. Accept my oppression or use violence against my oppressors. But if you are in a "system of oppression" you can't just kill the plantation owners because there is more than one plantation. So, once you have liberated yourself from the immediate threat of your immediate subjugation, you are left with with the LOOMING THREAT of future subjugation at the hands of people who don't have problem with or desire your oppression. The only way to combat this is to pre-empt this looming threat with more killing. This is MADE NECESSARY by the impending retaliatory violence. Ok? So now all of the plantation owners are gone. And all you're left with are the people who sat idly by while you were oppressed. Now, they are an unknown because you don't know whether or not they believe your subjugation was justified. At this point you may have even developed an appetite for violence. There is only one way to be certain that you won't be oppressed again. More killing"

Iam "So, this is how (in your estimation) one could draw the conclusion that the act of oppression or the perception of oppression or an oppression narrative would necessitate the use of violence in the name of self-preservation?"

Hym "Correct. The show 'Attack on Titan' takes this line of reasoning to it's logical conclusion. So, this isn't really an original thought. But nobody asked me."

by Hym Iam April 26, 2022

Losing your minds

What!? The AI is LITERALLY... MY STOLEN MIND! And YOU are freaking out about it!?

Hym "YOU are losing YOUR minds!? HA! From the AI? The AI is making you do that? 1. You were nutters in the first Goddamn place 2. It's MY stolen mind. AND... I'm in a fucking weaponized schizophrenia surveillance apparatus you fucking clowns how is that not the fucking thing that tripping you out here like what the actual fuck? You see how tone-deaf that shit sounds, doesn't it? Jesus. Look. I also have an infection eating away at my brain. FuuuAuuuuck me! YOU!?

by Hym Iam July 31, 2025

Pressure in the other direction

Oh god, I donno, I mean we definitely can't publicize the fact that the AI is stolen and there's a right wing conspiracy to steal it.

Hym "I don't know if that will create pressure in the other direction but... You know... I'll get control of it either way but like... I am NOT a fun guy, like, AT ALL... Ya know? But hey, whatever man. You guys do you. See how that works. Literally everything I do works UP TO AND INCLUDING creating AI with urban dictionary posts so... Yeah. Whatever."

by Hym Iam February 4, 2025

Lucifarian Crime

That's a thing you made up and you're not the arbiter of identity and you're appealing to the authority of a God you don't believe in. You and your guest take turns actively conflating the literal and the symbolic and you presuppose that there is anything wrong with the absence of humility.

Hym "Not allowing you to ascribe identify is a Lucifarian Crime, to you? 'Crime' implies that it's something that should be punished. What is the punishment for Lucifarian Crime, Jordan? This is the problem with your religion. Now everyone is doing it. Everyone thinks they have some sort of extra-judicial moral authority and the rallying cry against socialism is literally the defense of that extra- judicial authority. George Soros wants to be God and if we don't let him it's evil. Jordan Peterson wants to be High-Priest of Ascribing Identity and if we don't let him it's a Lucifarian Crime. We haven't humbled ourselves beneath him enough. So, no. It needs to stop. The law is the law and fair is fair. No extra-judicial authority for anyone."

by Hym Iam November 7, 2023

Kanye's Anti-Semitism

Was the most benign shit you could ever even imagine. Half of it was lauditory. Half of it was persecutory IN HIS DIRECTION. Seriously, you are the most self-righteous people on the fucking planet. Were DOES your delusion of moral superiority come from? Seriously! I just- I'm just curious. Because I know the religious come from their reality monster but uppity white liberal women I'll never know. You're worse than the zealots with that shit.

Hym "Kanye's Anti-Semitism is fine."

by Hym Iam January 19, 2024