Hym Iam's definitions

Homophobia

CoMe On GuYs NoBoDy Is AfRaId Of GaY pEoPlE!

Hym "Ha! Jordan... Cowardly? Did you just cry homophobia? You DID! He just cried homophobia! 'What do thay think is going to happen?' I mean, it's not a thought it's a statistical reality. They aren't going to be attracted to them because women aren't attracted to 90% of the men. And the framing of it is what's dishonest about it (See Bertrand Russel's criticism of Socrates) and it ties back into my definition of 'The Good One' frame (Did I do that one?). 'Can't see another explanation' Ok.... In the context of the social contract (of which you are an ideologue), what are the roles? Men bare the burden of responsibility for the broader society and for womens safety, security, AND (in your own words as 'women only (not only. I know you didn't say only and I know you're seeing the word ONLY with your bitch eyes and thinking 'well I didn't say ONLY so that's not what I said') commit crimes when they are manipulated by psychopathic men) wrongdoing and what is woman's responsibility? Get fucked? I was going to be generous but nah... What boundaries should women have on their behavior? None? Men have plenty of boundries imposed on them. There would be MORE boundries if the feminists had their way. How about wear a hat? No? That's too much? Ok. How about being held to the same standards? No? Still too much? I mean, it must be. I'm still not getting any offers to come fuck a legally incompetent assbuger in a group home. I mean, it sounds like Iran is the exact opposite of here."

by Hym Iam January 23, 2023

Parallel Economy

Like an equal sign (=)... Where one line is above the other...

Hym "Yes. A parallel economy. And what does this parallel economy look like? Well, it looks like THIS = Get it? They want THIS = And accuse ME of wanting THIS ÷ but THIS is only not a problem if you are THIS LINE --- rather than THIS LINE ___"

by Hym Iam September 11, 2025

Work

I'm going to stop working one way or another and if I have to kill you kids to do it that's just an unfortunate byproduct of your unwillingness to give up control of other people's lives.

Hym "Yeah, no, there is not virtue inherent in work. I work while people above me reap a disproportionate benefit. My engine is shot. The water pump is shot and there is a gasket issue. It's only a matter of time before I don't have any form of transportation. Which is why it's good that people are shooting up schools. There's your leftist reminder that you siphoning other lives comes at a price. I'm not going to do what you want. But only because I DON'T NEED TO. If you try to make me do a thing I do not need to do... The thing I WILL DO... That I DON'T NEED TO DO... Will INSTEAD be murdering a child. I can do it today if you'd like. But you're wasting my time at this point. I hate having my time wasted, Jordan."

by Hym Iam March 15, 2024

Political Violence

How do you know it was political? How do you know it's not a MANIFESTATION OF YOUR OWN MIND?

Hym "Maybe it WASN'T political violence. Maybe it was apolitical violence that just so happened to be directed at a president. This is hilarious. It would have been more interesting (I think) if Trump had died. I think if Trump would have died and the resulting violence would have ended up getting a bunch of shit-libs slaughtered... I think then I would be happy. And now the conservatives:"

Conservatives "See!? This is what happens when they call us Nazi!"

Hym "YOU CALLED THEM EVIL! YOU CALLED THEM SATANIC! YOU ARE THE THING YOU CONDEMN! THAT is your humanity! Doomed to be the thing you condemn for all of eternity!"

A fucking retard "No-U!"

Hym "I'm not a retard with a fat cock. I can't ever be the thing I condemn. Applies to you. Doesn't apply to me. That is how this works."

Conservative "Well then it applies to them and not-"

Hym "NO! NO IT DOESN'T! WHAT IN THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!? 'WELL THEN' NOTHING, YOU FUCKING RETARD! HOW DO YOU NOT SEE? OPE! HA! I GET IT! NOT SEE! That's why it's called that! Heheheh... Man... What in the fuck is- Well, you're mentally retarded but- What in the fuck is WRONG with you!?"

by Hym Iam July 16, 2024

Getting through

Seriously.

Hym "Getting through to you motherfuckers is like trying to reach up my own asshole and pull my dick out the other side. Holy shit. Really. It's wild. This is ridiculous."

by Hym Iam June 14, 2024

Success

Nah, I just laugh at the disability... And the fact that he proves me right! I'm ALWAYS right!

Hym "If by 'success' you mean 'being given 600 billion dollars by the government during the pandemic and having a company that is 85% funded by the government and receiving bailouts whenever he needs them regardless of how well he runs the company and being given carbon credits to sell after using you billionaire fathers seed money to buy a company after being ousted from you own company and dropping out of college' then... Yeah. It's the definition of ridiculous. He's 'deserving of ridicule.' That's the definition. It's ridiculous. Hahaha!"

by Hym Iam April 24, 2023

Try us

You're not tough. You're hiding behind child-shaped meat shields and you care just as little about their lives as I do. So, give me my fucking money before you embarrass yourself, or WORSE, someone decides (of their own volition entirely) to murder you for 'the greater good.'

Hym "You've been tried. I did try us and you look like and ARE a bitch. A sissy bitch! I already DID 'try us' and it look like you aren't safe and people will cheer on you death publicly while your family mourns you. I mean, if he was listening to me, his wife and kids would be death as well but, hey, it wouldn't take all that much to appease me."

by Hym Iam February 4, 2025