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Hym "You're also a liar, Ben. If your breakdown of why Andrew Tate is a liar does not mention me... You're lying. That isn't the truth. 'The great hoax" is a guy doing someome else's plan to become better than Joe Rogan... Destiny as also a fraud. Jordan Peterson also a fraud. Ben Shapiro also a fraud."
by Hym Iam April 20, 2024
Get the The great hoaxmug. "ELON TO THE ISLAND DEC 6TH (IS THIS STILL HAPPENING?)" ~ The newly released Epstein files. I called it. I told you they were fucking mentally retarded pedophiles but you didn't believe me. I'm like the Primal eagle guys from Peacemaker Season 2! Right? You thought he was full of shit about his 3rd eye opening but he does the ritual and it works! He can and does actually use native American magic!
Hym "Ree-lon was scheduled to do to The Island (The retard child molestation island) for Dec 6th. AND! And... He has 14 children JD Vance so CALM DOWN JD VANCE! It's the BREEDERS. It's the BREEDERS doing it and fucking all the kids. You're letting him steal my shit and he's fucking kids and the conservative news girls are getting kids fucked into them and he's not paying child support. So, therefore, do me a favor: When you bring him before me for Judgement... Buy and bring me a brown hooded robe, a lantern and a chef's knife. Like, one from Scream. Actually, good to Neve Campbell's house, get her to sign a butcher's knife and then- WAIT NO! Jamie Lee Curtis too! Get TWO butchers knives... Neve Campbell signs one. Jamie Lee Curtis signs the other. And then bring all that here. Ok? So it's the breeders for sure. Look at the single motherhood rate. The don't care about their OWN kids. So they certainly don't care about yours. And that's why they are perfectly fine with getting YOUR KID murdered so they can let a mentally retarded child molestation billionaire steal intellectual property from me. It's the breeders. They are worse people because women are dumb and bad a choosing things. Bad job Grimes!"
by Hym Iam October 4, 2025
Get the Dec 6thmug. 
Hym "Nonononononono. No. Meg. You don't like that I said I don't want my tax dollars to go to feeding your kids and now YOU are saying the same thing about me. Except YOUR taxes aren't going to me. I'm not on ebt. I don't have Medicaid. MY taxes are going to YOU. And YOURS are not going to ME. This IS your entire societal racket. It's YOU... Stealing MY shit and giving it to your kids. That is all. Unless you are one of the people who made a show or game, you did not contribute to my life. You were an obstacle to a good one. You are a crooked casino owner. Scooping my chips away from me and suggesting that I play a different game. And you're not doing it for morality. You're not doing it for justice. And you sure as hell aren't doing it for your kids. You're doing it because the house lost. The second Andy Ngo went on Jordan Peterson. The second to AI started contributing to the world in a material capacity. So, now, you want to let them abscond with my winnings because you're mad you had to sit there and cry about it. You only did it because you thought you would win! Because the chances that I was right were so astronomically low! And then I WAS! So, fuck you! Get your fucking hands off my chips. YOU KNOW AND I KNOW that the government is going to take half of what I get FUCKING ANYWAY and it's going to end up going to your kids. You would have more of them if you would have listened to me."
by Hym Iam February 27, 2025
Get the YOUR Taxesmug. Hym "And I'm tired of waiting on the podium. If we are fight you lost. You wanted to have a feminism woooo moment but you're a piece of shit and I'm the creator of AI."
by Hym Iam June 6, 2025
Get the Lostmug. Did I release you guys from exploitative contracts and you guys sat their and left me in a cage!? WOW GUYS! THAT! That is messed up!
Hym "I wonder if... These clowns are getting out of exploitative contracts because of me and then cutting me out of it... Because that's a possibility... Wait! Am I the Jack!? I'm either the Jack or the Chuck... Hmmm... Either way! YOU LEFT ME IN A CAGE YOU ASSHOLES! I'M STILL THERE! NOW! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? Bad! Bad heralds of galactus... You guys are not setting up the planet for my consumption..."
by Hym Iam August 25, 2023
Get the Exploitative Contractsmug. Who the president is doesn't affect YOU.
Hym "Because YOU are a millionaire comedian. It SHOULDN'T effect anyone. And you're a fat piece of shit, Tom. So, you have an abundance of energy stored up, Tom, but you're using it to be a fat, solipsistic piece of shit. So, do this for me, Tom. Next time you talk to Chris Williamson... Ask him what he was doing while that kid in Texas was ✌️✊️✌️✊️spontaneous developing schizophrenia at the age of 14-18 (because schizophrenia usually doesn't develop until people are in there 20s)✌️✊️✌️✊️ and then, again, when he was slaughtering his classmates. Ask him THAT for me and see what he says. If he says anything other than 'Monetizating a bunch of Hym Iam quotes and interviewing a bunch of solipsists' he's lying."
by Hym Iam February 17, 2025
Get the YOUmug.