Hym Iam's definitions
by Hym Iam August 9, 2023
Get the Hot Pocketmug. No. I'm not doing it Jordan.
Hym "Nah. I'm not doing constraints. YOU need to do YOUR thing and I DON'T need to do what you say. YOU tell ME the truth. That is all. YOU have to do the word I say... And I DON'T have to do the words YOU say. This is EXACTLY how I KNOW that YOU DON'T ACTUALLY BELIEVE IN GOD. Because the very IDEA of there BEING A GUY... Whose WORDS you HAVE TO DO... Is FUCKING YOUR MIND... COMPLETELY. Stop being a fucking WEASEL you dunce."
by Hym Iam March 20, 2025
Get the Constraintsmug. It doesn't and neither does my community or country. If you are not going to give me the rights that I have according to the current state of the board... I'm just going to kill as many kids as I can and kill myself... So, when am I going to get my 5th amendment right to due compensation for my property because if the IRS shows up before YOU DO to PAY ME... Somebody's kid is going to pay for you and your kids only have one thing for me to take.
Hym "No... It doesn't. And even worse, is if the spiral goes off and you try to detain me in any way because that would NOT be good... For YOU. That will kill us all. It'll kill until I am free (in the absolute sense) and then if I'm not freed it'll kill us all."
by Hym Iam August 14, 2025
Get the No... It doesn'tmug. Hym "So you draw the line at (apparently somehow magically) just GIVING Trump 34 felonies... But NOT... At manufacturing a mental illness out of thin air? And that's you 'not being a retard' to you? I've heard some of you call yourselves 'smart' so... That is 'smart' to you? You are mimicking the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia and they are just giving felonies to people... And the creator of Ai shouldn't get paid for some reason... And one of those is bad and the other is good? And that's what a smart person thinks?"
by Hym Iam April 2, 2025
Get the 34 feloniesmug. Here's why they are dumb...
Hym "Right but the problem with your uncivil protests is that the government doesn't give a shit if Wal-Mart's windows get busted because 'ThEy HaVe InSuRaNcE!' The people you collectively have a problem with aren't the ones paying the price for your discontent because you aren't even GOING TO WHERE THEY ARE. And now that you've framed protesting AT THE ACTUAL PLACE WHERE THE PEOPLE YOU ARE PROTESTING ARE as an 'Insurrection' and 'violence bad' the people responsible for the collective discontent are never even affected by the thing you're doing to other people who are not them. It's like a peasant revolt where the peasants burn down everything EXCEPT FOR THE KING'S CASTLE and then just go home. It doesn't work. What are you going to do? Replace the guy who says he believes the things you believe with another guy who claims to believe what you believe? 2 or 4 years from now? That's already been happening. 'If OnLy It WaSn'T fOr ThE oThEr GuY!' you'll perpetually cry but YOU'RE already were you are. You're an object in motion. So, it doesn't really matter is it doesn't work. But you know what does work (and I'm not advocating for this) 100% of the time? The threat of hammer clowns. In theory. They are the only thing keeping us safe. Hammer clowns and the threat of hammer clowns. Just look at Afghanistan. Their hammer clowns won and now they need new hammer clowns or be ruled by taliban indefinitely. If only they were amenable to reason.... Hmm... Tragic... Oh well..."
by Hym Iam June 19, 2023
Get the Uncivil Protestsmug. Hym "Yeah, see that's sad and all, that they're getting kidnapped and bred for organ harvesting.... BUUUUUUUUT I know now that if they were free they would be statistically more likely to be fucking a retard behind my back instead of fucking me! I would prefer that literally anything happen other than fucking that retard happen to them. Preferences are fun. I think I may have been wrong about preference. Probably not. Either way, which form of apathy would you rather receive from me today? How about a little 'That's THEIR problem'? How's that sound? How about 'That's none of my business'? If you spreading awareness helps in abstract then aren't I just as much as you about it? You're welcome! I don't even care and I'm doing just as much about it as you, except, for free. I do love helping. Oh! How about a little 'Well, clearly they aren't making the right sacrifices! This is evidenced by the fact that the are where they are! If they were making the rught sacrifices they wouldn't be slaves!' Ooo! Yeah, that one felt good! And I can absolve myself of guilt for doing nothing about it by spreading awareness! Hurray me!"
by Hym Iam July 6, 2023
Get the Prefermug. Did I consent to working in a place where the women where going to be fucking the retard I had to babysit? The retard can't even consent to a candy bar (Which relates to THE PARALLEL I WAS DRAWING AND WAS NOT A ACTUALLY ARGUMENT FOR FUCKING KIDS GUYS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! REMEMBER THAT "A KID CAN (THEORETICALLY) CONSENT TO A CANDY BAR" I SAID AND THEN PROCEEDED TO ARGUE FOR WHY IT TAKES MORE THAN CONSENT TO JUSTIFY IT GOING ON TO ASSERT THAT OVERFEEDING OR MALNOURISHING KIDS IS ABUSE! FUCK ME! YOU GUYS ARE, LIKE, CONSIDERED "THINKERS") without some kind of oversight that is ENTIRELY PREDICATED on HIM BEING DISABLED. You only care about WOMEN'S consent. We really need to start forcing people to say the whole thing put loud.
Hym "Megyn actually just when on a rant about 'consent only' culture... Hold on... Let me see is I can find it quick............................. Nope. Could find it. I think it was 'consent only' as a criteria as it relates to the Russell Brand scandal. The 'consent only' position is entirely 'subject dependent.' She isn't entitled to sex with retards at work so long as she consents and there is a precedent that has been set by multiple women being imprisoned for fucking the disabled at work who where ALSO over 21. So CLEARLY there is something that HINDERS THEIR ABILITY to make and informed consent that HAS BEEN COLLECTIVELY ACKNOWLEDGED."
by Hym Iam September 29, 2023
Get the Consentmug.