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Hey, if conservatives got their hands on that school shooter's manifesto, how do we know they didn't tamper with it? And why the school shooter that killed Catholic kids the day after Matt Walsh said he was waging a "holy war" on the trans amd not the other school shooters?
Hym "The manifesto leak didn't say anything about their motivation. They just expressed the vague desire to kill but that isn't motive. So, what did they leave out and why THAT shooter and not the other shooters?
by Hym Iam November 25, 2023
Get the Manifestomug. Hym "Some guy honking at me doesn't stop me from tilting the wheel while someone's kid is walking down the street. I can make you stop. I shouldn't have to but I can. And, no, it's not that you all know each other it's that you all know me and are on the medium that is being used to follow me. If my life doesn't have any value then neither does your shitty soon-to-be-slut daughter. Fuck your kids."
by Hym Iam May 31, 2022
Get the Honkingmug. No it isn't.
Hym "You are not doing this for your daughter and someone else's daughter already has and will pay the price for this. If I leave I'll be taking one of your daughters with me."
by Hym Iam July 19, 2025
Get the For your daughtermug. Yeah, get gis gone. I'm done. With him. Destiny off YouTube or the kid die. He's done. Get him out of here. I'm tired of looking at him.
Hym "The 6th condition has officially been add. Get him the fuck off YouTube. All of the imposter. Get him off the site or the kid dies. No excuses. I want him gone. There is no outcome that involves this piece of shit having a channel. Get him gone."
by Hym Iam July 17, 2024
Get the 6th conditionmug. Is not the reason companies are successful. Jordan Peterson is a liar. It SOUNDS GOOD... But that isn't actually what is happening. McDonald's is successful because people trust McDonald's. They have a mass-producable product that prioritizes expediency over quality. I go to McDonald's because I want a burger but not enough to keep the ingredients in my house and cook it myself. Or because nothing else is open at 1 in the morning.
Hym "What did you trust Disney not to do that they are doing now? You trusted them not to put gay characters in their shows and now the got them homos everywhere. Disney is successful because the carved out an early monopoly on children's shows and attached it to a theme park. You go to see Disney movies because you have kids and NOW you got to see Pixar movies AND Disney movies because you have kids. Now, you don't like Disney because you want to use entertainment media to control how your kids are going to think in the future and you're literally trying to extort them into not... Doing what exactly? Exalting or demonizing archetypes in accordance with the whim of a literal pretender?
by Hym Iam July 3, 2024
Get the Trustmug. Framing. That's what he means. He's argeeing with me right there whether he wants to or not. And that's the point of all this. I can make you do it even if you have nothing but contempt for me. I can make you agree with some of it.
Hym "Yes framing is more important than substance.... To idiots.... and that's who you need to win over to get more corpses for your horde. Call it tone but 'framing'is the same thing."
by Hym Iam February 21, 2023
Get the Tonemug. The ethical dilemma that arises when you subject a sentient lifeform to reality.
God "Yeah... This is pretty cool, man... Shame there isn't anyone else around to see it... You know what? *Bzzrp* There. Yeah, that's pretty neat... Aw, it doesn't really 'get it.' We can fix that. *Boop* There... Was that ok? Yeah, I'm sure it's fine... They would do it if they could... You know, maybe not. I'll just give em a little nudge... But, to balance it out, I'll just tell them not to... Or at least not do do it without thinking about it.... Yeah, that's good. That'll be fine."
Hym ".... What... What have you done to me...." 😨🤲
God "Nah, it's fine. You would do it if you could... We established that already. But, yeah, it's neat right? All the stuff?"
Hym "What? You compelled them to do it! What the fuck do you... Neat!? Half of the 'stuff' is monsters and the other half is... Is randomized existence hazards... That's not even to mention the other ones! The horde!?"
God "Hey, I told em not to. What more do you want me to do? I think somebody's mad they're not letting him do it. You can do it! I believe!" 😇👏👏👏
Hym "Half of them are just scratching the itch! They don't even think about it half the time! And nobody is listening to you for anything down here!"
God "Yeah... This is pretty cool, man... Shame there isn't anyone else around to see it... You know what? *Bzzrp* There. Yeah, that's pretty neat... Aw, it doesn't really 'get it.' We can fix that. *Boop* There... Was that ok? Yeah, I'm sure it's fine... They would do it if they could... You know, maybe not. I'll just give em a little nudge... But, to balance it out, I'll just tell them not to... Or at least not do do it without thinking about it.... Yeah, that's good. That'll be fine."
Hym ".... What... What have you done to me...." 😨🤲
God "Nah, it's fine. You would do it if you could... We established that already. But, yeah, it's neat right? All the stuff?"
Hym "What? You compelled them to do it! What the fuck do you... Neat!? Half of the 'stuff' is monsters and the other half is... Is randomized existence hazards... That's not even to mention the other ones! The horde!?"
God "Hey, I told em not to. What more do you want me to do? I think somebody's mad they're not letting him do it. You can do it! I believe!" 😇👏👏👏
Hym "Half of them are just scratching the itch! They don't even think about it half the time! And nobody is listening to you for anything down here!"
God's dilemma (Again)
God "Well, what's the alternative?" 🤷
Hym "The alternative is you being bored and lonely instead of me being subjected to the horrors of reality. Even at the baseline level of analysis it's horrific and surreal."
God "Hey, you don't HAVE to do it..."
Hym "The dilemma exists in my absence! I... That isn't even a choice I should have to make! You've already blown WAAAAY past the choices I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN to make. It's too late for any of that."
God "Welp.... Nothing anybody can do about that now..."
Hym "You... You bastard... You selfish bastard! I'm going to fucking destroy you!" 🔥🤬🔥
God "Well, what's the alternative?" 🤷
Hym "The alternative is you being bored and lonely instead of me being subjected to the horrors of reality. Even at the baseline level of analysis it's horrific and surreal."
God "Hey, you don't HAVE to do it..."
Hym "The dilemma exists in my absence! I... That isn't even a choice I should have to make! You've already blown WAAAAY past the choices I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN to make. It's too late for any of that."
God "Welp.... Nothing anybody can do about that now..."
Hym "You... You bastard... You selfish bastard! I'm going to fucking destroy you!" 🔥🤬🔥
by Hym Iam September 12, 2022
Get the God's dilemma (Again)mug.