Hym Iam's definitions

Afraid

That's your problem. You're obsessed with your own emotional state. It is the metric by which you measure your own delusional morality.

Hym "Whether or not you're afraid is irrelevant. Your God is not here... But..."

by Hym Iam June 18, 2025

The A.I.

Use it to find missing kids!

Hym "There! Use the A.I. to find missing kids! I'LL find all of the missing kids and then when you say 'You said *a thing you don't like*!' And I'll be able to be like 'How many missing kids did YOU save!?" And you'll be like "Uno reverse!" And I'm going to be like "NEGATE! HOW MANY DID I SAVE!? ALL OF THEM! ALL OF THEM!!!' And you're just going to have to stand there an look like an idiot."

by Hym Iam May 23, 2024

Giving them away for free

Stop trying to reframe what it happening here jew.

Hym "No I am not giving them away for free you need to credit me and pay for that or I will murder so many fucking kids you won't be able to look at a child without seeing my face. If I have to come for you I will sue the living piss out of you and if that fail the child murder will not."

by Hym Iam August 19, 2024

Life

If it came from nothing, then, even if you kill it, it can still come back. It literally happened once already. It wasn't there. And then it was.

Hym "Life is like that. Literally."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2023

Spy Balloon

..... The fuck is YOU looking at, China-bitch?

Hym "No... No. The camera ain't pointing in the wrong direction! It ain't the sun! Get the fuck out of here with that spy balloon shit you fucking bum!"

by Hym Iam March 27, 2023

Natalism

I mean, you see the problem here right? Like, is that not exact thing I was talking about?

Hym "Hurray! Correct again! Did I not say 'Incel second class citizenry?' Is this not the exact thing I said? 🎶Greatest mind who ever lived🎶 Always right🎶 Better than everyone🎶 This is LITERALLY what Jordan Peterson's 'Minimal necessary unity bullshit MEANS. That's LITERALLY WHAT IT MEANS! You'd better get real comfortable with either murdering kids or being enslaved cus... That's literally the plan for them. And if you don't LIKE the plan, well, then you better get ready for some weaponized schizophrenia SHITHEADS! You see what I mean about you all being deeply unserious? See what I mean about all the natalism shit? Seriously! I started 8 years ago and I'm STILL 8 years ahead of everyone! Wait... Do I not understand how time works here? Hmmm... Yeah, no, I shouldn't be this far ahead."

by Hym Iam July 25, 2024

Nick Gillard

OK. That's the guy who choreographs the Star Wars fights.

Hym "I had heard that Hayden and them choreographed the fights but actually it was Nick Gillard. Nick Gillard. That is what the new Star Wars needs."

by Hym Iam January 14, 2025