Hym Iam's definitions

What I think

Is what I SAID I THINK.

Hym "What I think... Is that if I was doing what that whire Kendra was doing I WOULD HAVE NO DEFENDERS. Even if we didn't swap the genders and we were gay... If I was doing... The exact same thing... It would be wrong. I wouldn't be able to use any of your excuses. I wouldn't be able to say 'what, you don't think people can be attracted to the handicapped!?' None of that would fucking save me and anyone who didn't regard me negatively would be condmened for it. What I think is what I say I think. The reason you're trying to lob the 'he doesn't think handicrappables can fuck their staff' accusation at me is so you post hoc justify what is happening to me now AND, by extension, THEN and BEFORE then. Post hoc justification for the continuation of something the MAY HAVE ALREADY HAD SOME PRETTY EXTREME CONSEQUENCES FOR EVERYONE BUT ME. Who wants to find out? That cripple isn't better than me. You're not better than me."

by Hym Iam March 20, 2024

Complain

Oh, I'm going to complain.

Hym "You'd better BELIEVE I'm going to complain! If I ever stop complain it means that the brain fluid finally got me. But that's what makes you a retard and me a genius. I don't need even a single person to care. None of you need to care... All I need... Is one single person to (both) know who I am... And have a bad day... And there are an infinite number of bad days to be had... And EVERYONE... Knows who I AM... And your dad looks like a bitch. And so do you."

by Hym Iam January 30, 2025

Vacation

WOOOOOOOOW! THAT'S LIKE 3 IN A ROW! TED CRUZ HAS GONE ON VACATION FOR THE LAST 3 NATURAL DISASTERS! What was the last one?

Hym "I don't remember what the last natural disaster was but I remember that Ted Cruz went on fucking vacation. Jesus Christ!"

by Hym Iam July 9, 2025

Xi Jinping has a small penis

What makes you think Piers Morgan doesn't have a small penis? His wife isn't "Taking a break" to NOT fuck a fat-cock.

Hym "Xi Jinping has a small penis. See? I'm not a plant. Not a Russian agent. Not a Chinese spy. If it looks as thoigh I am you have to remember I suggested bouncing my IP around to aviod detection. Some of these YouTube motherfuckers are paid plants though. Somebody needs to make an app like Newsbreak except for YouTube shills."

by Hym Iam April 22, 2024

Thot crime

When you're such a thot (promiscuous woman) that it is a literal crime. It's like a "thought crime" but for hoes.

Idiot "So I guess that means you weren't smart enough to not reveal yourself."

Hym "Nope! Wrong again doofus! I got bored! Like playing hide-and-seek and the other guy takes too long to find you. I was bored and wanted to do a Orwell! Hahaha! Thought crime! WEEEEEE!!! But now I need a hoe to come do a thot crime. Thot crime my weiner please (I'm not asking). Still no consequences. Consequence free existence! WOOOOOOO!!!"

by Hym Iam July 31, 2022

Taking land (BACK) from

The quiet part he doesn't say out loud

Hym "They are taking land (BACK) from white farmers (Who were installed by a more technologically advanced civilization to exert peripheral ownership of the people I the country because (as Gayve Jewbin has said in the past) if they own the food, they own the populous) That's what he means to say."

by Hym Iam February 4, 2025

Credit

And really I only want the credit in so far as I need to know which things I've inspired... So I can watch them over other shows.

Hym "I just want the credit so I know who I inspired. I do have time to watch everything but I DID, in fact, inspire some things. Have you seen the shows? Have heard the songs? How many songs are there about you? And isn't your new guy one of mine? He seems like one of mine. I donno."

by Hym Iam July 24, 2023