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Hym "Indoctrinate the kids and die. That's your whole plan. Sacrifice the present to indoctrinate the future. It's like the A.I. teaching but covert."
by Hym Iam May 8, 2023
Get the Indoctrinate mug.What makes expecting retirement unreasonable? How is giving A LITERAL FUCKING RETARD hundreds of billion dollars to shoot cars into space and fuck actresses more important than ensuring that people do have to endure fruitless pointless labor? And YOU likely ARE going to be able to retire as one of the special chosen magical people. And if you can retire today, you DON'T have a job. You have a hobby.
Hym "Wasn't it just 7 years ago you were talking about social security being gone as though it was a recent thing? We kind of glossed over that one a little bit didn't we? That it wasn't unreasonable to expect some kind of retirement and collect some benefits? And how does it being relatively better than the past justify YOU in doing a thing I won't be able to do? Special magical people again? And as far as 'Having lords' you can murder lords pretty easy. Historically people have been murdering the shit out of lords. SOMETIMES for being made to work indefinitely! And biblically people have ALSO been murdering lords. They murdered the ULTIMATE lord at the behest of a DIFFERENT LORD. On an unrelated note, we're not an entirely 'lord-less' society. Sure, working, needs to be done for things to get done but SOME PEOPLE radically over paid for NOT REAL WORK. The lord murdering was easier..."
by Hym Iam September 3, 2023
Get the Working mug.Hym "So shut it down again! THIS TIME we'll do it right! Shut it down. We'll leave it down until EVERYBODY is happy and try and beat our new record."
by Hym Iam November 13, 2025
Get the Shut it down again mug.I know! You were brilliant! I loved that interview! I wouldn't say "he held his own" I'd say "He floundered and was evasive" but I was very proud of you for that.
Hym "You succeeded! It was a good interview. I mean, he lost my vote the second he banned Assassination classroom. No one should vote for him now. 0 votes. That's how many he should get."
by Hym Iam August 15, 2023
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Hym "Speaking of poison... It looks like Christianity is on the decline and I have successfully poisoned the book demon... Great job me! I claim this victory in the name of me. I'd like to thank me and the other me's for being me and doing what I canst do the least... Which is: Always a good job and never a bad. (That's a reference to one of the greatest things ever... Do you recognize it with your feeble monkey brains? I doubt it.. You don't know any of the stuff I know... Cus your brains are dumb...) Alright. That is all. I'm going to go give myself a round of applause... With one hand... A one handed round of applause... Masterbate... I'm going to go masterbate..."
by Hym Iam April 12, 2023
Get the Poison mug.Hym " FREE MAHMOUD KHALIL IMMEDIATELY! FREE SPEECH! FREEZE PEACH! REEE EEEECH! EEEE EEEEEE! And free brain drainage for freed prisoners! And also free me! Also, hurry it up! My brain does not feel good in any way shape or form... I feel like if you weren't dumb you would understand that... Mah brain needs a drain and I demand it!"
by Hym Iam March 13, 2025
Get the Mahmoud Khalil mug.Hym "You were humbled were you? Ohoho! Well, you're very welcome my guy! This moment of humility brought you by Hym! Hahaha! Bring humility, genius propositions that are parroted by PhD professors, and enriching both eastern and western cultures with my very essence; one definition at a time."
by Hym Iam June 19, 2022
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