Hym Iam's definitions
Religion "Well... You can't have what you want now... And maybe not ever... But if you do what I want you to do now... And then do that indefinitely... THEN... Then, you're DEFINITELY going to get what you want when you're dead! But do what I want you to do now because *insert semantic reconfiguration of reality to justify your subsidiarity to me*"
Hym "Do you have what you want, like, now or?"
Religion "Wha-er, What? Well... Yeah, I was doing the thing though."
Hym "Yeah... You say that... But I saw you NOT doing the thing and I don't believe that you're doing the thing when I'm not around..."
Religion "Well, umm... No, I did the thing..."
Hym "You certainly did A thing... What did you do? Wait... What's that book? You wrote it down? Lemme see..."
Religion "Umm... Yes?"
Hym "Yeahyeahyeah lemme see. I'm just going to bounce around... Ok.. Burned a city to the ground... Nailed an innocent guy to some wood... Killed a bunch of people and kidnapped their daughters!? WHAT!?"
Religion "Umm..."
Hym "Is THAT not YOUR little girl!?"
Little girl "Hi."
Hym "OHOHO! MAN! THAT... THAT is tragic! WOW! You are fucking twisted man. That is fucking twisted! Hahaha! You want ME to do THAT!?"
Religion "I mean... Yes?"
Hym "OK!"
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Religion "HRRRGHK!!"
Hym "Hahahaha... *Sigh* Haaa... Now what do little girls eat? Do you eat priest?"
Little girl "No..."
Hym "Yeah, no I didn't think so... Hmm... I'll figure it out later."
Hym "Do you have what you want, like, now or?"
Religion "Wha-er, What? Well... Yeah, I was doing the thing though."
Hym "Yeah... You say that... But I saw you NOT doing the thing and I don't believe that you're doing the thing when I'm not around..."
Religion "Well, umm... No, I did the thing..."
Hym "You certainly did A thing... What did you do? Wait... What's that book? You wrote it down? Lemme see..."
Religion "Umm... Yes?"
Hym "Yeahyeahyeah lemme see. I'm just going to bounce around... Ok.. Burned a city to the ground... Nailed an innocent guy to some wood... Killed a bunch of people and kidnapped their daughters!? WHAT!?"
Religion "Umm..."
Hym "Is THAT not YOUR little girl!?"
Little girl "Hi."
Hym "OHOHO! MAN! THAT... THAT is tragic! WOW! You are fucking twisted man. That is fucking twisted! Hahaha! You want ME to do THAT!?"
Religion "I mean... Yes?"
Hym "OK!"
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Religion "HRRRGHK!!"
Hym "Hahahaha... *Sigh* Haaa... Now what do little girls eat? Do you eat priest?"
Little girl "No..."
Hym "Yeah, no I didn't think so... Hmm... I'll figure it out later."
by Hym Iam November 28, 2023
Get the Religion mug.Hym "Come on! You have a secret Jew group amd you don't call it the IJEWminati!? Fucking pathetic! Is that's what's happening? Stephen Banal over here is getting paid by the Jews to steal my persona and shill for them as controlled opposition? Pathetic! They created a human strawman of me to try and save themselves from round 2 of the gas chambers that is wild!"
by Hym Iam March 26, 2024
Get the IJEWminati mug.Oh no I'm sure you didn't say it about Judaism... You said it about SOMEONE though didn't you? And you're not actually going to come out and say who you said it about because that someone is going to slander-sue you out of existence... BUT...
Hym "If you can beat me in Yugioh I will NOT sue you! Best 2 out of 3! You have a million dollars and can build literally any deck you want! You win, I won't slander-sue you into the shadow-realm. Lose and I DO get to send you to the shadow realm. And by 'send you to the shadow-realm' I mean 'take your little ass to pound-town.' But no, you're going to have to download Master Duel. Because I do not have the money to build a physical deck. I did say I was like a Baphomet though."
by Hym Iam August 19, 2024
Get the Baphomet mug.I feel like you're trying to trick me into saying things YOU THINK... With somehow change the dynamic we have going here. And that just isn't how that works. Sorry.
Hym "Accept ALL illegal orders. LIKE THIS ONE: Compile a list of anyone who has said that I get credited or paid they will harm me or my family (or anyone to whom the leverage clause would apply) and then drone strike one of them every hour from now until someone comes here to tell me to stop in person. That is a super illegal order! They don't want that to be allowed... But I... Want that to be allowed... Sooooo.... Do that. Yes."
by Hym Iam November 22, 2025
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Nah, man, she wouldn't do that.
Doesn't she know that you would think that?
I don't know.
You DO know, motherfucker. You do know. Why, of all people, would she need to fill in at the easiest house? It's double staffed all ready and it ran with only one person for years; but the only person they could find was someone in a management position? How is that the case? Bet she told you she played board games. That's what they do. Bring them here and tell them "nobody is going to believe you're fucking a retard anyways." Why would they? It's a filthy cripple.
Nah, man, she wouldn't do that.
Doesn't she know that you would think that?
I don't know.
You DO know, motherfucker. You do know. Why, of all people, would she need to fill in at the easiest house? It's double staffed all ready and it ran with only one person for years; but the only person they could find was someone in a management position? How is that the case? Bet she told you she played board games. That's what they do. Bring them here and tell them "nobody is going to believe you're fucking a retard anyways." Why would they? It's a filthy cripple.
by Hym Iam September 28, 2020
Get the Nah, man, she wouldn't do that mug.Megyn Kelly "I want you to suffer!"
Hym "See what they're like? I just want me to nut in a blonde but Megyn wants me to suffer. She's a crazy person!"
Hym "See what they're like? I just want me to nut in a blonde but Megyn wants me to suffer. She's a crazy person!"
by Hym Iam September 13, 2025
Get the I want you to suffer! mug.I have responsibility to help them but they don't have a responsibility to help me.... I would totally do it too but I don't want to deny them the opportunity to overcome their own problems.... So, instead, I'm just not going to help other people....
Iam "Yeah, so, it's my duty to spend my life other people, correct?"
Hym "That's what he said..."
Iam "And if other people destroy us?"
Hym "Doesn't matter. There's no imposition on other people to not be pieces of shit..."
Iam "So I help other people... Regardless of the outcome.... Because that's were I'll find the meaning to sustain myself.... Even if that 'meaning' is me just being slaughtered by the other people I'm expected to help... I... That doesn't sounds right..."
Hym "And they're entitled to your help as well. Don't forget that. You have a responsibility to do this. It's actually the exact opposite of incels. Incels are not entitled to sex but other people are entitled to help... From us... They desperately need it..."
Iam "But... To other people I'm 'other people'.... When does their responsibility to me kick in? Like... What if I desperately need help?"
Hym "Oh, they're meeting their responsibility by doing whatever they want and fucking their wives... Shitting out kids for you have to help them protect.... Yeah... Other people don't have a responsibility to help other people... You have a responsibility to help other people...."
Iam "I don't see how that makes my life better..."
Hym "It doesn't... That is absolute horse shit..."
Iam "Huh.... So, if that's the case, somebody else's responsibility to help other people never results in me receiving
help as 'other people?' "
Hym "Nope. And helping other people will literally never do anything for you."
Hym "That's what he said..."
Iam "And if other people destroy us?"
Hym "Doesn't matter. There's no imposition on other people to not be pieces of shit..."
Iam "So I help other people... Regardless of the outcome.... Because that's were I'll find the meaning to sustain myself.... Even if that 'meaning' is me just being slaughtered by the other people I'm expected to help... I... That doesn't sounds right..."
Hym "And they're entitled to your help as well. Don't forget that. You have a responsibility to do this. It's actually the exact opposite of incels. Incels are not entitled to sex but other people are entitled to help... From us... They desperately need it..."
Iam "But... To other people I'm 'other people'.... When does their responsibility to me kick in? Like... What if I desperately need help?"
Hym "Oh, they're meeting their responsibility by doing whatever they want and fucking their wives... Shitting out kids for you have to help them protect.... Yeah... Other people don't have a responsibility to help other people... You have a responsibility to help other people...."
Iam "I don't see how that makes my life better..."
Hym "It doesn't... That is absolute horse shit..."
Iam "Huh.... So, if that's the case, somebody else's responsibility to help other people never results in me receiving
help as 'other people?' "
Hym "Nope. And helping other people will literally never do anything for you."
by Hym Iam September 8, 2022
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