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So, don't teach them about religion, right? Do people want their kids being taught the being gay is wrong or the God doesn't make mistakes?
Hym "Hey, leave the kids alone with that religion bullshit. They don't have the mental capacity to tell the difference between reasonable beliefs and unreasonable beliefs and they're going to predicate their morality on a lie. If they're 18 and they want to believe that the creator of the universe spoke to the jews and talking donkeys, that's fine. But keep the kids out of it. Or kill some kids. Kill as many as you can. It'll be tight. And I'm like a diety now or like an ancient demon of something so if you do it in my name... I'll get points in Hell or something. Does hell have points? Is there a point system? Get 1000 points and you can exchange them for a nerf gun."
by Hym Iam February 24, 2024
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Hym "Yeah, no, Verso ending is shit. Probably the right thing to do in the context of the story but deeply unsatisfying. I'm playing it again on expert to get the good one."
by Hym Iam May 21, 2025
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Hym "Is THAT what SATAN means!? AHA! So anyone who accuses the Jews of being wrong or bad becomes both wrong and bad!? Uno Reverse! And then Something-something non-sequitur follows shortly after like 'Well of you're "The Accuser" then I just get to do whatever I want!' THAT'S THE WHOLE THING!? THAT'S THE WHOLE JEWISH RACKET! 'OoOoOo Ghefoigal! He's accusing me of doing the thing I'm doing Goysh! He can't know I'm doing the thing I'm doing! Only I know I'm doing the thing he knows I'm doing!' The accuser. That is priceless. 'He's doing an insurrection! And insurrection against God! OoOoOo Ghefoigal!' Hahahahahaha! Hilarious. That. Is. Hilarious."
by Hym Iam August 11, 2024
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Woman 😭 "My baby! MY BABY!"
Moses "Oh jeez..."
Pharoah 😰 "How could this have happened?"
Moses "Pharoah I... I'm sorry I... I need those those slaves..."
Pharoah 😔 "Fine... Take them..."
Moses "Oo... Yeah... And I need some cows..."
Pharoah "HAVEN'T YOU TAKEN ENOUGH!?"
Moses "Yeah, I... He was pretty adamant about the cows..."
Pharoah "Fine... Just leave..."
Moses "Yeah... I'm gonna grab my magic stick-snake I don't know if that's import-"
Pharoah "GET OUT!"
Moses *Grabs snake and scurries off*
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Woman 😭 "My baby! MY BABY!"
Moses "Oh jeez..."
Pharoah 😰 "How could this have happened?"
Moses "Pharoah I... I'm sorry I... I need those those slaves..."
Pharoah 😔 "Fine... Take them..."
Moses "Oo... Yeah... And I need some cows..."
Pharoah "HAVEN'T YOU TAKEN ENOUGH!?"
Moses "Yeah, I... He was pretty adamant about the cows..."
Pharoah "Fine... Just leave..."
Moses "Yeah... I'm gonna grab my magic stick-snake I don't know if that's import-"
Pharoah "GET OUT!"
Moses *Grabs snake and scurries off*
Exodus IV
by Hym Iam October 25, 2023
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Hym “Oh gosh golly bujesus! Why is he treating all of them like they’re possessed by an ideology!? God, I’m going to need a couple dozen PhDs to figure this one out!”
by Hym Iam October 21, 2022
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Hym "Mertvaya Ruka is dope. Good job Russia. We had the same plan... Except... In the past... Mine's better- Hey! Did I confuse Matt Brown with Mike Perry? Yeah, no, Matt Brown doesn't beat up old men. Oops. Sorry Matt. Still not a campion though so be nice to Ronda Rousey. 😡☝️ *MAXIMUM FORCE WAG*"
by Hym Iam July 20, 2024
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Dr. JeepJorp “BuT wHaT dO tHeY mEaN!?”
Hym “GET OUT OF HERE DR. JEEPJORP! NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOU!”
Dr . JeepJorp *whimpers and hobbles away*
Hym “Jesus... Where was I? Oh! Controlled opposition. That’s why the Overton window exists. That’s why we’re kept in the feedback loop. You don’t care. You get your little dick sucked? Or your fat meaty cock gobbled? You manage to get some of your life subsidized? Are you not being crimed? Then you’re fine. Quit complaining about your life. I had to work hard to get where I am! Unless I lied. Then I just lied with every waking breath and everyone around me just went along with it. People don’t even know the difference! They can’t even think! They just accept the propositions. No matter how absurd.”
Dr. JeepJorp “BuT wHaT dO tHeY mEaN!?”
Hym “GET OUT OF HERE DR. JEEPJORP! NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOU!”
Dr . JeepJorp *whimpers and hobbles away*
Hym “Jesus... Where was I? Oh! Controlled opposition. That’s why the Overton window exists. That’s why we’re kept in the feedback loop. You don’t care. You get your little dick sucked? Or your fat meaty cock gobbled? You manage to get some of your life subsidized? Are you not being crimed? Then you’re fine. Quit complaining about your life. I had to work hard to get where I am! Unless I lied. Then I just lied with every waking breath and everyone around me just went along with it. People don’t even know the difference! They can’t even think! They just accept the propositions. No matter how absurd.”
by Hym Iam December 2, 2022
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