Hym Iam's definitions

Most overpaid mediocre person on the planet

Not the wrong comedian. The RIGHT comedian if you have a fat cock and want to fuck somebodies hot, rich daughter. But no.

Hym "Mediocrat? Is that what you would call it. The most overpaid mediocre person on the planet."

by Hym Iam September 25, 2025

Character Assassination

Trying to destroy someone's reputation. This can be used to invalidate the person's claims after Post hoc. To project a status of moral or social inferiority on to a person and use their past to take their life away.

After my Character Assassination nobody can do any wrong around or to me. Run a sex cult in a retard house or do whatever you want to me. Mine is the only past that matters as far as they are concern and because of my past I am not allowed to participate in the present because the smug holier than thou garbage can stand to look at the face of their own hypocrisy. I display deviant behavior? It only justifies their behavior. The twist is that they don't have to be shunned for their wrong doings. They just get to hide behind their masks because the only person who knows what's behind the mask is me. And you've already been told not to listen to me. Why? Because I'm dead. My character has been assassinated. The word I speak lose all of their meaning. So, right now you think you're reading english but in reality you've been reading gibberish. My character was killed by a fat loser who works at McDonald's because they know someone who know of me.

by Hym Iam September 28, 2020

Fame

I really appreciate that Uncle guys and gals.

Hym "I really do appreciate it. I'm glad I could inspire such a compelling body of work. I couldn't be any more pleased. Thank you. I already have more fame than I can manage. What I need is a manager."

by Hym Iam April 8, 2023

Racism

You know how many times at my current place work I have been told by one of my co-workers "Watch that/those guy(s). He/They looks 'sketchy' to me"? 5... 5 times.... Guess what color their skin was! And everything is on camera so I literally can't lie about it. It was brown (by the way) their skin was brown and it was always a white person saying the shit.

Hym "Let me further contextualize this by saying we get crackheads, we get homeless people, and NOT A SINGLE TIME EVER has somebody said to me 'Hey, watch that white crackhead looking motherfucker. He looks sketchy.' But today this fat chipmunk looking bitch walks up and tells my coworker to watch the 3 black kids that walk in because (to her) they look sketchy. That is the 5th fucking time somebody has said that shit about an ethnic minority. It's the 2nd time that fat bitch specifically has said it. The first time was about a Hispanic looking woman. The Hispanic woman? A regular. Comes in every day at the same time and spends the same amount of time looking for her product. Always polite. Usually on the phone. Could probably get it. The kids? They walked past me as they walked in the building. Did I think they looked sketchy? No! You want what I DID think? One of the kids was mixed and had my same complexion (I am also mixed). I thought he looked like me. Did I find a racism? It looks like I found a racism. And then this racist bitch want to go around telling people what they deserve. She's a manipulative, obnoxious, racist, bitch who IS going to die alone."

by Hym Iam November 4, 2023

Sam Altman

He said A.I. is kind of shit

Hym "You're NOT kind of shit Sam Altman... You're entirely shit! Retarded bitch. Hey, you know why it doesn't work better? Well, if you used my shit, I do. If you didn't use my shit... Then, yeah, I have no idea. I don't know. It probably has something to do with the fact that it was made by a retarded bitch."

by Hym Iam March 20, 2024

The Christians and the Jews

I'll take your unwillinglyness to release me as an admission of guilt. You are trying to condemn me to a life that is LIKE yours but worse, in perpetuity. And you are doing it completely arbitrarily. It's the book of Job. This is a thing you do to people. You like doing a book of Job to people and now you're having a spastic reaction to the fact that I caught you doing it. You don't care what I said and you don't care about what I did. I didn't even do anything actionable AND WHEN I DID... Instead of getting the law involved you covered it up so you could keep doing your book of Job to me. So...

Hym "Therefore... Fuck the Christians and the Jews. You can eat a God-sized dick. Bitch. AND fuck your kids. Fuck em right in the face."

by Hym Iam July 12, 2025

Goatee

You know, you're growing on me... But just a little bit... GROWING LIKE A FUCKING PLANT!

Hym "I'm still going to need that wife of yours... Here's the plan: You hammer the retard she's with to death. I will then take her... And lock her up... In a crudely constructed cabin in the woods (I don't know how to build cabins)... End of plan. We can do it Goatee... We can do it today."

by Hym Iam May 25, 2024