Hym Iam's definitions

On the wrong team

There is no team here you piece of shit. The only team here us the you fucking team and the you not fucking team and one team is trying to extract value from the other team because they are fucking WORTHLESS. And you know what the conservatives would say about housewives right? Something like 'My wife cleaning my house for me and taking care of my kids make ME more effective.' But he ISN'T THAT. In the first place. You team doesn't doesn't do anything other that hoover up shit that doesn't belong to it and then lecture people what why how ACTUALLY they are GOOD for doing it. But you're not. You're shit. You need me to keep your fucking kids fed and IF NOT... The NO MORE SNAP you piece of shit. This YOU not giving ME the credit I deserve and YOU not deserving any credit because you're shit. And so is that fucking sponge of a cripple.

Hym "I'm not on the wrong team if I'm if I don't have a bunch super fucking murderable kids running around while I try to reach my sneaky fucking hand into somebody else's fucking pocket. And IN THIS CASE, my very MIND. You want to steal my mind and them mock me for it without your kids getting killed for it because you entitled to it. Why would I want to be on a team with a bunch of mentally retarded, killable, liabilities? Is it because it means you're the boss of everyone? Is that what you think you piece of shit? Well tell me not to murder your kids and see what happens."

by Hym Iam November 1, 2025

Bitch

And you're a deformed hack who's objectively less funny than me and you cast away your entire friend group because youre afraid of your pedophile God.

Hym "I may be a bitch but I'm not that 👆"

by Hym Iam March 31, 2023

Bloodless

I mean, apparently it won't be.

Hym "Apparently it WON'T be bloodless! It'll just be ear blood everywhere apparently. Heheheh."

by Hym Iam July 16, 2024

If I say *Rawr* does that make me a tiger?

But he said *rawr* so clearly he's a tiger.

Hym "No. YOU need therapy so you want everyone to need therapy so you don't have to feel like a piece of shit. Now, if I was a woman and I was alleging harassment OF ANY KIND... You wouldn't even need evidence. Most over, if I was alleging THIS EXACT THING... You would lose your fucking mind. So no. You're a biggot, Francesca Tortellini. And I don't need a big fat cock to kick your ass though do I? Noooo. No I don't. I'll come down there and change you mind on trans women in combat sports. Manually. So, I know you're wondering: What does this have to do with tigers? Nothing. That's not the point of the question. I know shit-libs like you default to hyper-literalism when people illustrate why the thoughts you think with your retarded little shit brainz aren't actually sound or coherent. So, if I say *rawr* does that make me a tiger? No. There is a disconnect between the things I say and what is the case. So here's what you need to do... Get your ass kicked. You need to bring you ass down here to the frozen tundra and get that ass beat by an incel who hasn't down a pushup in 5 years. That's what you need."

by Hym Iam August 21, 2024

Grown Infant Boys

I'm not the one wailing and crying like a bitch all the Goddamn time I mean, Arnold Schwarzenegger was just crying like a bitch a second ago about his flabby old bitch-tit's and he's more of a man than you'll ever be so...

Hym "Do infants watch porn? Does God watch you fuck? Why does Charlie Kirk think infants watch porn? I mean, I also write movies and created AI. How is an incest freak who fucks someone who shares the same parents better than the creator of AI? I don't get that. I mean, if Dave Portenoy's wife thought that being married made Dave Portnoy objectively better than Not Dave Portaltroy then Dave Poodlepie would have a wife. And Dave Pororor is like a pizza man. Like Pannucci's pizza from Futurama. He didn't even do anything profound like create AI or anything. He's still just a pizza guy... And now he's a pizza guy without a wife... And so is Steven Crowder... His wife is both fuckable and single. Fuckable and suckable. I don't know any grown infant boys."

by Hym Iam June 9, 2025

Present

In the present. Right now. A 5 inch dick is too small for most women. They will double back and say "Well, maybe if he knows how to use it" and it's like it's only going to work if you let it and you're not going to let it because they are not ATTRACTED to a 5 inch dick. They are attracted bro a 7+ inch dick. So the are just going to get that big dick inside of them and expect men who the believe to be inferior to what? Be nice to them in exchange for nothing? Go without sex for the rest of their lives?

In the present and the future. Women are not going to want to marry a 5 inch. Sure they may date one or maybe even hook up with one but they won't be loyal and they'll only be doing it to gratify their ego so they can tell themselves that it isn't a life sentence to loneliness. Why? Why would they do this? Because they want to believe that their average dick son will have a chance with women. But he won't. He may get laid. He may have a girlfriend. But a 7+ inch will always come along and it is at that moment in the present that his relationship either ends or becomes a lie.

by Hym Iam January 4, 2021

Be A Daniel Penny

CORRECT! DO IT BITCH!

Hym "I want you to see how many of your kids die if you kill me. I want you to realize that you have made humanity's final mistake and that the only person who could have saved you was butchered by a retard. Be a Daniel Penny. Think too highly of yourself and trade your life away for no good reason. You don't know how well what I did worked... And EVERYTHING... I do... Works..."

by Hym Iam November 29, 2024