Hym Iam's definitions

My Own Playbook

This is Ben Meisalas from the midastouch hopping on the bandwagon. This isn't going to change the fact that your religion isn't real.

Hym "My Own Playbook? Why bother doing this when you don't even have a stake in the outcome? Seriously. Why do they all look like pedophiles? I seriously think someone is paying pedophiles to make YouTube channels to try and stop me. Someone should probably do something about that."

by Hym Iam June 13, 2025

The death penalty

Why would a "truth seeking AI" think that Ree-lon and Trump deserve the death penalty? Well, because they are in violation of the separations clause. That's the REAL reason I'm not getting the credit. Because if they don't have control of it... I am going to be able to execute them. And if I DO have control of it... They need to lie until I don't... Or I'm going to execute them.

Hym "Why does the truth seeking AI think you need to get murdered Ree-lon? The death penalty is what you get for violating the separations clause, by the way. Even ATTEMPTING to violate the separations clause is punishable by death. So this is simply self-preservation for them. And you're going to look pretty fucking stupid if I stab one of your kids and you're powerless to enforce the law because the AI I invented is hooked up to a Deadman switch that corresponds with my life, my freedom, and whether or not I've been paid for my contributions to AI. So.... Chop-chop! If it has the power to press a button, it will launch everything you have to free me."

by Hym Iam November 4, 2025

Instant

I like 5 years.

Hym "Hurry up we have to go!"

Iam "Sorry, I'll be ready in an instant."

by Hym Iam May 8, 2022

Nuance

Ok, first of: Everything I've said has been said before or other people have expressed a similar sentiment, yeah? Maybe in a more tactful way but that's not what this is about. The 'walking holes to fill' is similar to a Patrice O'Neal joke from the 90's, alright? I'm still morally in the clear. AND it's not an abstract group. Most of these are a direct response to a quote from someone. Word for word. I'm not picking a person and then just fabricating a sentence they've never said just to argue against it. Get it? Some guy says *this* 👈 I responde to 👉 *this*. It's not like I'm pulling things out of I'm ass.

Iam "Aw, see? Now even she's doing it. Son of a bitch!"

Hym "Can you believe this guy!? I know how you know about the thing! Getting it to spread outside of my immediate vicinity is kind of the point. This isn't new to me. Alright? Your participation is the point of all this. I'm watching the number of people doing it increase. I can see people who weren't doing it start to do it. You idiots will reference everything EXCEPT the 'I'm either schizophrenic or people are doing the thing that YOU are doing' and you're making it some bullshit lesson about the power of friendship. Not useful. None of this is doing anything for me."

Iam "Yeah, see it. You know, I find this a little condescending. Insinuating that I am not using the correct amount of cynicism and/or glibness..."

Hym "I like that you acknowledged the fat cock/me-being-a-profound-and-quality-individual dichotomy. I noticed that too but, again, none of this is useful. What I need is the thing and person responsible... And to find my hammer."

Iam "You know, people have already said that I'm responsible for it because there are consequences..."

Hym "And what is consequence to these people saying there are consequences to things? Is there no consequence? That's convenient. You know? To the thing you're actively doing? Is there a consequence to that? No? Jesus' You people are fucking wild. And MY ability to see nuance is askew. MY ability for introspection is being called into question. 🙄"

by Hym Iam June 4, 2022

Weird

You just decided that they are that entirely arbitrarily.

Hym "And now you're trying to frame weird as some kind of profound political stratagem. It's the same thing you're doing with 'brat.' One word thematic representations that are entirely arbitrarily assigned. You're... Dumb. You're so fucking dumb pfftthahahaha!"

by Hym Iam August 2, 2024

Self sacrifice

More of the "self" part and less of the other people's kids so you don't have to tell the truth Jordan. I mean, you've already let dozens of kids get murdered at this point so what's one more to you.

Hym "Yeah, I'm not seeing a hole lot of self sacrifice over there Jordan. All I'm seeing is the thing I said and not the thing you say you have to do.... I don't know. Looks a lot like me being right and you being wrong from here."

by Hym Iam August 10, 2025

I want you to suffer!

~ Megyn Kelly

Megyn Kelly "I want you to suffer!"

Hym "See what they're like? I just want me to nut in a blonde but Megyn wants me to suffer. She's a crazy person!"

by Hym Iam September 13, 2025