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Skull

Okay, okay Monica so u don't like anal... well, gimme some skull then, hon...
Ahh, and have a cigar...
by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003
mugGet the Skullmug.

Blue Man Group

This so-called band, three bald guys painted blue... they play rock-and-roll for people who don't like rock-and-roll.

They are to rock kinda what Liberace was for classical music.
Some say they suck so hard that it amounts to a full-fledged blowjob.
Id rather sit on an anthill than watch the Blue Man Group
by Hugh G Rection October 29, 2009
mugGet the Blue Man Groupmug.

Wang

a) A very common Chinese surname
b) An ancient brand of computer systems
b) Penis, see dong, schlong, dork, johnson, cock, prick, dick
Ad placed in the papers by a computer seller in the 80's:
LEARN HOW TO USE YOUR WANG IN THREE SESSIONS
by Hugh G Rection September 16, 2003
mugGet the Wangmug.

daisy cutter

Those who think that the good ol' Daisy Cutter is a fuel-air bomb are full of camel shit.
This girl is a BLU-82B 15,000-pound conventional bomb, looks like an oversize boiler and is delivered from a C-130.
It doesnt detonate a cloud of vapor at altitude, and it doesn't suck the air outta your lungs... it just explodes big time.
Its lethal range is reported to be 300-900 feet (the guy who says 3 miles has been drinking his bathwater again).
It was originally used in Nam to clear jungle patches for landing zones and stuff.
Nowadays it's mainly appreciated for its shit-in-your pants effect.
Let's drop a Daisy Cutter on Charlie today! Yes sir! Great sir! May I watch sir?
Your sister reminds me of a Daisy Cutter
by Hugh G Rection April 10, 2006
mugGet the daisy cuttermug.

bazongas

Hooters, headlights.
Equally vulgar, but far more colorful.
Often seen with the adjective BIG (capitalized)
Seen on IRC: "Horney guy ISO hot chix w/ BIG bazongas. Itty bitty titty comitte please abstain. Dont be shy gurrls and msg me"
by Hugh G Rection September 15, 2003
mugGet the bazongasmug.

crack of dawn

What ain't safe when im horney
Im so horney that even the crack of dawn ain't safe!
by Hugh G Rection January 26, 2005
mugGet the crack of dawnmug.

magna cum laude

Honor bestowed upon graduation to the dude in the class who came the most during the course.
Yes, I graduated Magna Cum Laude... i fucked every chick in class... even the dogs!
by Hugh G Rection December 28, 2005
mugGet the magna cum laudemug.

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