Hugh G Rection's definitions

cosmic fart

A fart so deadly it causes the extinction of most life forms in the planet.
This is the latest fringe theory explaining the demise of dinosaurs.
It was brought to light due to the discovery of previously undetected concentrations of fossil dingleberries in late Cretacic strata.

Scientists are afraid of finding the Cosmic Fart's *smoking gun*

by Hugh G Rection April 11, 2005

loch ness monster

a huge turd

Someone left a Loch Ness Monster and clogged the toilet!

by Hugh G Rection September 17, 2003

Tsunami

a) A giant wave generated by an undersea earthquake, landslide or by a meteor impact.
b) Splashing of water in the toilet caused by plopping a big turd.

I plopped a huge one and the tsunami it caused splashed my ass all over

by Hugh G Rection June 19, 2006

Tweak

To give a girl's clit a real workout, I mean, like when you give it the rub-a-dub taking it between your thumb and index. Not to be confused with mere twiddle.

I was giving her a real tweaking when her mother walked in on us.

by Hugh G Rection October 7, 2003

Skull

Humorous name for oral sex.

Okay, okay Monica so u don't like anal... well, gimme some skull then, hon...
Ahh, and have a cigar...

by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003

Battlefield Earth

Arguably the worst movie in History.
John Travolta produced and starred in this monumental piece of dung because it's based on a novel by Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, and Johnny boy is one of several Hollywood celebities brainwashed by the Scientology creepos.
If you think the movie is shit, you should have a look at the book!

I'd rather sit on an anthill than watch Battlefield Earth.

by Hugh G Rection January 18, 2006

knockers

See tits, hooters, bazookas, bazongas... same thing.
Knockers have to be kinda big to deserve being called that.
Lil titties are better addressed as mosquito bites or zits

Like electric toy trains, knockers were originally designed for kids, but are mostly enjoyed by grownups.

by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003