Hot Carl's definitions

appalachian trail mix

a special "blend" of pooh and hardened cum nuggets that is to be enjoyed as a snack in between rounds of sex, particularly anal. Singed pubic hairs are often added to the mixture for extra texture and flavoring in Venezuala.

Damn, your mom makes some sweet Appalachian trail mix.

I raped your mom. Then force fed her Appalachian trail mix, you dirty man.

by Hot Carl April 22, 2005

spankard

A person who is least or minimum

John Groggs is a spankard

by Hot Carl October 19, 2004

sticky mando

It's when you come in a woman's eye, then punch her in the face repeatedly until she is bleeding excessively then laugh and declare yourself a pirate.

I got arrested last night for sticky mando'ing some fat whore.

by Hot Carl July 27, 2003

H.B.I.

Hot Beef Injection

Man i want to give her the H.B.I. so bad tonight.

by hot carl December 12, 2003

megaho

a handicap person often seen wearing a helmet while sitting in a wheelchair.

Megaho was so drunk she passed out in her front yard.

by hot carl September 3, 2003

Deuce McAllister

Running back for the New Orleans Saints.

Deuce McAllister ran for a huge gain against the Atlanta Falcons.

by Hot Carl January 25, 2004

hot ribokas

its like a hot carl except in ur ear

give me a hot ribokas!!!!

by hot carl May 13, 2004