27 definitions by Homeless Chicken

The act of sexually forcing oneself onto a 14 year old boy.
Tim: So what were you doing last night?

Kevin: I was just hanging out with a young boy

Tim: Ahh the classic Spacey, nice
by Homeless Chicken November 12, 2017
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When you dominate someone so hard, you become their father.
Alistair: *kills kid in minecraft*

Alistair: GET SONNED FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!
by Homeless Chicken April 11, 2021
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when you get a zero fade at the barber and be looking fresh as fuck
got to get that fade done up every two weeks, it just comes with the territory of being a fresh ass motherfucker
by Homeless Chicken November 24, 2022
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A promiscuous woman's sexual history.

A phrase uttered by image consultant Kevin Samuels in response to a woman claiming she deserves a high value male because she has slept with many high value men before.
Woman: "I've been with many high value men, I think my resume speaks for itself"

Kevin Samuels: "your resume of dicks?"
by Homeless Chicken May 7, 2023
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An NBA player who has never won a championship.
Charles Barkley - "Do you think Lebron James can rival your position as the GOAT?"

Michael Jordan - "The fuck your ass talkin bout fool, you ain't got shit, don't be talkin down to me, no ring having ass nigga"
by Homeless Chicken September 3, 2017
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When something is so legit (real, authentic) that the only word that could possibly describe it is "legitness".
"yo dats only $20 a gram"

"for realz??? I gotchu bro, dats straight legitness right there, you the man"
by Homeless Chicken August 27, 2017
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