a tan annoying little mouse looking singer made famous by myspace that my cousin jeffree HATES because he talked shit on her. she was on one of my favorite shows the showbiz show and she has the most visited pages on myspace. i hate her
Tila tiquelia should go die in a ditch.
by Holly Matronic April 25, 2007
when you are so madly in love with a superstar that you even make them a fake myspace and put yourself as their top friend and have "them" post personal comments on your page
by Holly Matronic May 14, 2007
scissor me timbers we're scissoring!
by Holly Matronic May 14, 2007
a game like truth or dare but without the dare because when you get past the age of 12 dares are no fun anymore because everyones done that stupid shit already. in this game its basically you take turns asking each other questions and you have to be honest usually personal questions often relating to sex or sexual things(ex.are you a virgin? how far have you gone?)
when me and jimmy were bored we played the truth game and i learned that he was not a virgin anymore
by Holly Matronic May 14, 2007
the advanced version of truth or dare which back when you were about 10 it was shouting your crushes name out the window as loud as you could or giving your best girlfriend a peck on the lips or admitting that you used to like someone. truth or dare advanced includes dares such as pull down your pants so i can see what a vagina looks like(or rather your vagina) makeout with your best friend with tongue, take off all your clothes and run as fast as you can down the street singing lucy had a tugboat
by Holly Matronic May 14, 2007
when a person is seen on the street that is so fat people assume that all fat people must go to the same school
megan was about 170 lbs at the tender age of 13, she must have been attending the sasquatch school of beast masters
by Holly Matronic May 14, 2007
when you compare the length of every appointment that you don't want to go to, or something you don't want to do to the length of your normal school day
by Holly Matronic May 14, 2007