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Tila Tiquelia

a tan annoying little mouse looking singer made famous by myspace that my cousin jeffree HATES because he talked shit on her. she was on one of my favorite shows the showbiz show and she has the most visited pages on myspace. i hate her
by Holly Matronic May 3, 2007
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comerapeme.com

also referred to as myspace by crazy lawyers and overprotective parents and irresponsible preteens who think its myspaces fault that their client/child/ or themselves has had a bad experience with a sexual predator
comerapeme.com is the best site ever losers
by Holly Matronic May 29, 2007
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assholes

the people who post the really disgusting sex postions on urban dictionary
those assholes keep referring to pussy as being the most beautiful thing in the world
by Holly Matronic May 29, 2007
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Michelle Branch

Born july 2nd 1983 she was named after the beatles song "michelle" she is of irish ancestry and eursian as her mother was born in the netherlands. michelle started learning to sing when she was 8 years old when she was only sixteen she released an album without a label called broken bracelet, which was named after a friend of hers gave her a bracelet promising when it broke she would be famous. she released her first album which was an instant bestseller in 2001 called "The Spirit room" her 2nd and perhaps final album as a solo singer was Hotel Paper released in 2003, michelle joined up with her longtime pal jessica harp to form the band the wreckers they made their debut with the song leave the pieces on the one tree hill soundtrack. Michelle is now happily married to her bass player Teddy Landau who is 19 years older than her, she has a one and half year old little girl named owen isabelle.
Michelle Branch made the really popular song "Everywhere"
by Holly Matronic June 18, 2007
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macking

another word for a relationship between two adults that contists only of kissing
you touched my boob you've lost macking privilages
by Holly Matronic May 27, 2007
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more than a school day

when you compare the length of every appointment that you don't want to go to, or something you don't want to do to the length of your normal school day
i have to go to driving school from 8:00 to 3:45?! thats more than a school day
by Holly Matronic May 29, 2007
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sasquatch school of beast masters

when a person is seen on the street that is so fat people assume that all fat people must go to the same school
megan was about 170 lbs at the tender age of 13, she must have been attending the sasquatch school of beast masters
by Holly Matronic May 29, 2007
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