35 definitions by Hogtrude Parker
by Hogtrude Parker January 9, 2021
Thanks to feminism, I get to slog through the process of voting and worry about paying a mortgage like every other sorry sap!
by Hogtrude Parker December 14, 2021
A generic, idiomatic name (like “John Doe” or “Parson Brown”) for a very gullible man, especially on the internet.
“I mean, it said I wouldn’t believe it!” said Thomas Dipshit when asked why he shared an article just titled “YOU WON’T BELIEVE” with all his friends on Facebook.
Listen, you can’t just go around and try to tell those guys chocolate milk comes from a brown cow and just hope every last one of them is Thomas Dipshit.
Listen, you can’t just go around and try to tell those guys chocolate milk comes from a brown cow and just hope every last one of them is Thomas Dipshit.
by Hogtrude Parker June 21, 2021
“A crying lady! I’ll help you. I’m a feminist! I’ll make sexism my bitch! Sexism will be like, ‘Ooh, Xavier! You’re so strooong… Kissy kissy! You can hit me! I like it!’”
by Hogtrude Parker December 5, 2021
United States President Donald John Trump.
In the lore of the SCP Foundation, Donald Trump is a naturally powerful “reality sink” that the SCP Foundation, a secretive organization tasked with protecting the world from supernatural threats, pulls strings behind the scenes to have elected president after learning of the existence of “Old Gorman,” or SCP-5004-A, a demon sealed beneath the United States Capitol Building with a 100-year-long spell in 1916, and concluding (much to their dismay) that Trump being President, which would drain Old Gorman’s power, is the only viable way to stop the demon from breaking free and destroying the east coast.
In the lore of the SCP Foundation, Donald Trump is a naturally powerful “reality sink” that the SCP Foundation, a secretive organization tasked with protecting the world from supernatural threats, pulls strings behind the scenes to have elected president after learning of the existence of “Old Gorman,” or SCP-5004-A, a demon sealed beneath the United States Capitol Building with a 100-year-long spell in 1916, and concluding (much to their dismay) that Trump being President, which would drain Old Gorman’s power, is the only viable way to stop the demon from breaking free and destroying the east coast.
On January 20, 2017, SCP-5004-B was inaugurated as the 45th President of the United States. During the inauguration, which was scarcely attended, Foundation thaumatologists (as well as the three remaining members of the Metaphysical Club) confirmed that SCP-5004-A did begin to manifest in the baseline universe. However, as expected the entity was immediately affected by SCP-5004-B, which reduced SCP-5004-A's size considerably, likely as a defense mechanism against SCP-5004-B. The entity, now visible on infrared but otherwise invisible and intangible, came to rest above the head of SCP-5004-B where it stayed, curled into a tight fetal position roughly 2m in diameter.
by Hogtrude Parker January 12, 2021
Man, the bird website just isn’t the same now that they’ve actually gone and kicked Donge l’Orange de la Trumpeter Swange out of the nest.
by Hogtrude Parker January 12, 2021
1. a carnival worker, especially a carnival barker.
2. perjorative shortening for carnist; someone who believes it’s okay to eat meat.
2. perjorative shortening for carnist; someone who believes it’s okay to eat meat.
1. Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.
2. Carnies. Omnivores. Speciesists, you know. Smell like pigs’ flesh. Thin arteries.
2. Carnies. Omnivores. Speciesists, you know. Smell like pigs’ flesh. Thin arteries.
by Hogtrude Parker April 15, 2021