Definitions by Hobo Destroyer

Snow Crotch 

It's like fire crotch (red heads having red pubes) but this is with an albino person having white pubes.

Jim: "Hey did you you see the new guy? He's albino"
Joe: "Looks like we got a snow crotch."

Snow Crotch by Hobo Destroyer November 10, 2009

Blizztard 

It's the name given to retards that play "Blizzard" brand games like "World Of Warcraft."

Melissa: "Come on Drew we're going to be late."
Drew: I can't I am fighting a mage in the mystical forrest."
Melissa: "You're such a Blizztard."

Blizztard by Hobo Destroyer November 10, 2009

Man Syndrome 

The syndrome that all men have, that makes them incapable of winning an argument with a women.

"I was about to win my first fight ever with my wife, then my man syndrome kicked in."

Man Syndrome by Hobo Destroyer September 30, 2009

50 State Club 

It's much like the "mile high club," but much more difficult. You have to have sex (preferably a different person each time) in all 50 states.

"It took me almost six months, but I got in the 50 State Club."

50 State Club by Hobo Destroyer September 26, 2009

Boned Smile 

The smile you get when you're around a friend who's mom, sister, or girlfriend you have boned (had sex with).

"I can't go around mike, I'll get a Boned Smile."

Boned Smile by Hobo Destroyer September 26, 2009

Chest Pubes 

Chest hair that is curly, like pubes.

It's in the movie Step Brothers.

"When I dried my body off after my shower I got amazing Chest Pubes"

Chest Pubes by Hobo Destroyer September 25, 2009

Alley Jerked 

Getting a hand job from a cheap hooker in an alley way. Usually behind the dumpster or outside the "EXIT" door of the building you're getting the hand job at.

"Dude I just got Alley Jerked behind that warehouse for only four dollars!"

Alley Jerked by Hobo Destroyer September 25, 2009