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Libtard: Hey, whatever happened to that awkwardly eccentric kid "Stupid-Dumb" from grade 9? Has he graduated yet?
Social Justice Warrior: I doubt it. He is the only student in the world to have his photos in school yearbooks for 19 consecutive years
Libtard: Yes, I saw that in the news last year, but word has it that "Stupid-Dumb" has been injecting the new Pfizer Einstein hormones into his brain and now identifies himself as 'Transtelligent.'
Social Justice Warrior: Good for him! We must never refer to him as "Stupid-Dumb"ever again.. that would be racist!
Social Justice Warrior: I doubt it. He is the only student in the world to have his photos in school yearbooks for 19 consecutive years
Libtard: Yes, I saw that in the news last year, but word has it that "Stupid-Dumb" has been injecting the new Pfizer Einstein hormones into his brain and now identifies himself as 'Transtelligent.'
Social Justice Warrior: Good for him! We must never refer to him as "Stupid-Dumb"ever again.. that would be racist!
by Higzy Teflon February 18, 2021
Get the transtelligentmug. Wall cancer is a widely used facebook term used to describe members of groups with an uncanny ability to scare other members off group(s) simply by posting the most uninteresting and boring shite imaginable. It is also used to describe wall posts on fb groups. In many cases group members have even been known to leave groups due to copious amounts of garbage being posted by dolts with no sense of humour or purpose other than to amuse themselves.
Facebook Group Wall:
Higz: It's been quiet here today, where did everyone go?
Vanessa: Thomas turned up on group last night and posted a photo of a woman with grape hair and soon after everyone said goodnight and left. Some members even mentioned they would be leaving group permanently.
Higz: Great! didn't he post that dumb photo on group last week?
Vanessa: Yep, it was the same one. I think we should toss Thomas off the group, the guy is a wall cancer, and has actually managed to scare off a third of our members
Higz: Give him the boot, V
Higz: It's been quiet here today, where did everyone go?
Vanessa: Thomas turned up on group last night and posted a photo of a woman with grape hair and soon after everyone said goodnight and left. Some members even mentioned they would be leaving group permanently.
Higz: Great! didn't he post that dumb photo on group last week?
Vanessa: Yep, it was the same one. I think we should toss Thomas off the group, the guy is a wall cancer, and has actually managed to scare off a third of our members
Higz: Give him the boot, V
by Higzy Teflon December 10, 2010
Get the Wall Cancermug. The Duckworthism Disease is defined as a condition found in people who are prone to whining, a full out cry baby, or a tantrum in it's most extreme form. Also known as a
Duckworthy attack or Ducky meltdown, or most commonly known as chucking a Duckworth
Duckworthy attack or Ducky meltdown, or most commonly known as chucking a Duckworth
Shannon Duckworth: Why do you all say such mean things about me? I am leaving now and I am never returning ever again!
Lisa G: Oh Shannon, please hold yourself together, we don't hate anyone here, it's all shitz n' gigglez, don't take it so personally.
Higz: Lisa I have tried to explain it to her. Shannon, it may seem like hate going on here, but it is all synthetic, not real hate, we're just messing around with you.
Shannon Duckworth: I don't care for it, you are such mean people, I'm never returning, you lot are an evil bunch! I'm outta here!
Lisa G: Higz, I think she is having another Ducky meltdown, obviously she is having an attack of the Duckworthism Disease
Higz: That's right Lisa, she hasn't had her Duckworthism booster shot yet
Shannon Duckworth: That does it you are all an evil bunch, I am leaving now!
Lisa G: Shannon, you have been saying that for weeks now, just go then, leave
Shannon Duckworth: I mean it, I AM LEAVING NOW! GOOD BYE HATERS!
Lisa G: Oh Shannon, please hold yourself together, we don't hate anyone here, it's all shitz n' gigglez, don't take it so personally.
Higz: Lisa I have tried to explain it to her. Shannon, it may seem like hate going on here, but it is all synthetic, not real hate, we're just messing around with you.
Shannon Duckworth: I don't care for it, you are such mean people, I'm never returning, you lot are an evil bunch! I'm outta here!
Lisa G: Higz, I think she is having another Ducky meltdown, obviously she is having an attack of the Duckworthism Disease
Higz: That's right Lisa, she hasn't had her Duckworthism booster shot yet
Shannon Duckworth: That does it you are all an evil bunch, I am leaving now!
Lisa G: Shannon, you have been saying that for weeks now, just go then, leave
Shannon Duckworth: I mean it, I AM LEAVING NOW! GOOD BYE HATERS!
by Higzy Teflon June 15, 2009
Get the Duckworthism Diseasemug. A Scrabble champ is someone who is illiterate to the point it really is funny and un-shameful to poke fun at.
Khaled: Ha ha! Higz yu ar not gowing to teech me how tu speek inglish, I all reddy no how tu well enuff, tank yu
Higz: Khaled I see there is a shortage of ESL teachers in your region, or do you actually enjoy being illiterate? you seem to be quite the Scrabble champ, so I guess you are happy with things the way they are.
Higz: Khaled I see there is a shortage of ESL teachers in your region, or do you actually enjoy being illiterate? you seem to be quite the Scrabble champ, so I guess you are happy with things the way they are.
by Higzy Teflon May 10, 2009
Get the Scrabble champmug.