36 definitions by Heyitsj000

Irish Watering Hole

Hey James, Sheamus and I are heading down to the ol' Irish Watering Hole over on 5th, would you like to tag along?

by Heyitsj000 March 13, 2019

February 15th, witch is referred to as "Annoy Squidward Day" is where Spongebob Squarepants annoys his friend, Squidward Tentacles.

February 15th is Annoy Squidward Day. I'm going to ding dong ditch Squidward repeatedly

by Heyitsj000 February 17, 2019

When the operator of an M1 Garand get's his thumb smooshed by the bolt as he loads a clip into the rifle.

Jon's finger was purple from a bad case of garand thumb.

by Heyitsj000 July 15, 2020

An accident that happens that happens during sex that is gross or leads to an injury

I had a sexident, we fell of of the bed and she landed on my wrist and it broke

by Heyitsj000 March 22, 2019

To retaliate against an oppressor with little, if any, regard for them.

by Heyitsj000 November 9, 2020

Someone’s favorite childhood stuffed animal, pillow, or blanket, that they have a strong emotional bond with.

My bunny is my lovey.

by Heyitsj000 August 25, 2020

A middle-aged woman who has a softly rounded physique due to not having the time to exercise, or weight gained during a pregnancy, and never lost.

I've gained some mommy weight in the last couple years

by Heyitsj000 April 16, 2020