Heyitsj000 's definitions

Erk

A nickname for someone who's name is Eric

Erk is on Jon's team

by Heyitsj000 April 17, 2019

Mommy weight

A middle-aged woman who has a softly rounded physique due to not having the time to exercise, or weight gained during a pregnancy, and never lost.

I've gained some mommy weight in the last couple years

by Heyitsj000 April 15, 2020

Hot gun

A firearm that can be linked to a violent crime through forensic evidence, particularly a homicide, and has no value on the black market.

If it was found in a river its defiantly a hot gun

by Heyitsj000 December 14, 2021

10:30 Tabs

A tab(s) on ones web browser that has windows containing pornography that was searched late at night for sexual pleasure

I was at school on my laptop and I accidentally opened some minimized 10:30 Tabs

by Heyitsj000 April 4, 2019

Stomach Sisters

(Originally an Icelantic term) used for multiple girls who slept with the same person

Girl #1 “Look at this boy that I did it with last night, isn’t he cute?”
Girl #2 “Oh my God, I slept with him too! That means we’re stomach sisters!”
Girl #1 “What does that mean!”
Girl #2 “That means that we’ve slept with the same person!”

by Heyitsj000 April 18, 2019

Garand Thumb

When the operator of an M1 Garand get's his thumb smooshed by the bolt as he loads a clip into the rifle.

Jon's finger was purple from a bad case of garand thumb.

by Heyitsj000 July 15, 2020

Jesus Fucking Christ

A term used by small/simple-minded when they are not getting their way, frustrated, or feel threatened by something that they don't understand.

John Doe- "That would be a cool thing to invent."
Mrs.Doe- "Jesus fucking christ John, focus in the now."

by Heyitsj000 May 18, 2020