Heyitsj000 's definitions

After Nut Pee

When a male has trouble passing urine, urinating hurts, urine is cloudy, or goes into multiple streams shortly after he ejaculates

I got some After Nut Pee on my Crocs

by Heyitsj000 April 1, 2019

A 1,2,3

When two people who are not in a romantic relationship engage in sexual intercourse on one occasion and don't develop a serious relationship after.

We ended up just having a 1,2,3. I don't see us being in a serious relationship soon

by Heyitsj000 March 3, 2019

Mommy weight

A middle-aged woman who has a softly rounded physique due to not having the time to exercise, or weight gained during a pregnancy, and never lost.

I've gained some mommy weight in the last couple years

by Heyitsj000 April 15, 2020

a hundred on ten

To exaggerate a real life story

I do admit that I put a hundred on ten when I was telling that story about the raccoon in my attic.

by Heyitsj000 April 7, 2019

Lawyer Loyalty

To use the same defense lawyer for every time you have a run in with a law

I have Lawyer Loyalty for John Doe

by Heyitsj000 March 25, 2019

Go to 7/11

Tell someone you're going to 7/11 when you actually drive around to drink and smoke

Hey Jane, I'm gonna Go to 7/11

by Heyitsj000 July 4, 2019

Hustle Culture

The glorification of working very long hours in hope of reaching one's professional goals while having a disregard for their health, and relationships with loved ones

Late nights and early mornings, that's hustle culture.

by Heyitsj000 May 30, 2020