Heyitsj000 's definitions

Snap fam

The people you send streaks to on Snapchat

Good morning Snap fam!

by Heyitsj000 November 8, 2019

The Joe Rogan Experience

A very popular internet podcast hosted by the man of many trades, Joe Rogan. He has over 1,300 episodes of his podcast that can run for hours. His guests can be anyone from a well respected psychologist, to a comedian who can make a mean poop joke. Your grades might be effected from watching too many clips from the show, but what you'll learn is more applicable in the real world.

My favorite podcast by far is The Joe Rogan Experience

by Heyitsj000 November 20, 2019

Lawyer Loyalty

To use the same defense lawyer for every time you have a run in with a law

I have Lawyer Loyalty for John Doe

by Heyitsj000 March 25, 2019

Go to 7/11

Tell someone you're going to 7/11 when you actually drive around to drink and smoke

Hey Jane, I'm gonna Go to 7/11

by Heyitsj000 July 4, 2019

Hustle Culture

The glorification of working very long hours in hope of reaching one's professional goals while having a disregard for their health, and relationships with loved ones

Late nights and early mornings, that's hustle culture.

by Heyitsj000 May 30, 2020

Mommy weight

A middle-aged woman who has a softly rounded physique due to not having the time to exercise, or weight gained during a pregnancy, and never lost.

I've gained some mommy weight in the last couple years

by Heyitsj000 April 15, 2020

Hot gun

A firearm that can be linked to a violent crime through forensic evidence, particularly a homicide, and has no value on the black market.

If it was found in a river its defiantly a hot gun

by Heyitsj000 December 14, 2021