Heyitsj000 's definitions

Lovey

Someone’s favorite childhood stuffed animal, pillow, or blanket, that they have a strong emotional bond with.

My bunny is my lovey.

by Heyitsj000 August 25, 2020

Mommy weight

A middle-aged woman who has a softly rounded physique due to not having the time to exercise, or weight gained during a pregnancy, and never lost.

I've gained some mommy weight in the last couple years

by Heyitsj000 April 15, 2020

Hot gun

A firearm that can be linked to a violent crime through forensic evidence, particularly a homicide, and has no value on the black market.

If it was found in a river its defiantly a hot gun

by Heyitsj000 December 14, 2021

Action Figure

A doll that’s marcketed towards boys

An action figure is a doll, fucking get over it sexist 8 year olds.

by Heyitsj000 May 6, 2019

a hundred on ten

To exaggerate a real life story

I do admit that I put a hundred on ten when I was telling that story about the raccoon in my attic.

by Heyitsj000 April 7, 2019

Garand Thumb

When the operator of an M1 Garand get's his thumb smooshed by the bolt as he loads a clip into the rifle.

Jon's finger was purple from a bad case of garand thumb.

by Heyitsj000 July 15, 2020

Lawyer Loyalty

To use the same defense lawyer for every time you have a run in with a law

I have Lawyer Loyalty for John Doe

by Heyitsj000 March 25, 2019