Heyitsj000 's definitions

Erk

A nickname for someone who's name is Eric

Erk is on Jon's team

by Heyitsj000 April 17, 2019

Sexident

An accident that happens that happens during sex that is gross or leads to an injury

I had a sexident, we fell of of the bed and she landed on my wrist and it broke

by Heyitsj000 March 22, 2019

Copy and Paste Intelligence

A way of thinking when one can recite large amounts of information for an exam without analyzing that information just to forget it after that information is no longer relevant in their course

Jon thinks he's smart but all he has is copy and paste intelligence

by Heyitsj000 April 19, 2019

safe lie

A lie that is easy to tell and will not be held against you in the future

The teacher asked me if I was the person who wrote on the wall in the bathroom. I said I did not even though I did. It was a safe lie because she could not prove it was me

by Heyitsj000 July 8, 2019

Lovey

Someone’s favorite childhood stuffed animal, pillow, or blanket, that they have a strong emotional bond with.

My bunny is my lovey.

by Heyitsj000 August 25, 2020

Select Streaks

Written on the bottom of a Snapchat on a raunchy picture that you only want to send to some people you're chill with and know you well.

High as a kite rn (select streaks)

by Heyitsj000 June 3, 2020

Go to 7/11

Tell someone you're going to 7/11 when you actually drive around to drink and smoke

Hey Jane, I'm gonna Go to 7/11

by Heyitsj000 July 4, 2019