Definitions by Headless Chicken

Texticular Cancer 

(n.)

1. The condition of having an text message inbox so full, it takes you off the grid for a while. Especially messages from one individual.

2. Describing an individual that sends you copious amounts of inane text messages, incessantly.

1. Arrgh, I can't send any messages! My phone's got texticular cancer!

2. Matt won't stop messaging me. That guy is texticular cancer.

Texticular Cancer by Headless Chicken December 13, 2010

ieish 

derived from Internet Explorer, ieish means crappy and annoying, bug/virus-ridden, and refers to the way in which some websites, have some options only available to work in IE in a pitiful attempt to make IE used more

God Damn! this thing is being so ieish!

ieish by Headless Chicken June 10, 2005

jump a fence

to smoke weed or a spliff

"you been jumpin' fences again?"

jump a fence by Headless Chicken June 8, 2005

coffee 

1. A tasty morning drink made from coffee beans.
2. Sex, ~from the wrong side of the cup: Anal Sex, ~from the wrong side of the manly cup: gay sex

"You wanna come have some coffee?"
"Hey, he's been having coffe from the wrong side of the cup!"

coffee by Headless Chicken June 8, 2005

steal your rhymes 

to steal ones rhymes, to rob someone of their anal virgiity, have gay sex, ass-rape.

Hehehe he stole your rhymes

steal your rhymes by Headless Chicken May 13, 2005