Harry flashman's definitions

scumbubble

n. An unpleasant person with a personality disorder rendering him unlikable, incapable of civility and proactively rude to all he encounters.

Totally controlled by his genetic make-up and the unfortunate fact that he was raised by lizards, Larry started complaining about everything in the hope that everyone would become as miserable as him.

by Harry Flashman July 2, 2003

infinite regress

Total sadness and remorse.

Yolanda gots infinite regress fo' slappin' Pearleen at Paw-Paws funerile.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

Profanese

The unofficial language of the U.S. Navy, spoken for the sake of brevity and clarity.

While our sister service, the United States Marine Corps, is able to grasp the rudiments of Profanese and speak it in a pidgen fashion, the Air Force fails to master even the most basic vocabulary, grammar and syntax rendering meaningful communications difficult.(Translated into Profanese thus: Fucking Grunts shit circles around douchebag zoomie mofos in talking shit.)

by harry flashman July 16, 2003

cods

Scrotum and testicles.

Cods seldom survive an encounter with an alligator snapping turtle while swimming naked.

by harry flashman July 16, 2003

ene

A cardinal point of the compass, 045 degrees.

Look in the mirror, your right eye is ENE of your nostrils.

by harry flashman August 12, 2003

caps

1. Covers or completes. 2. Head gear. 3. Gel-encapsulated medication. 4. Noisemakers for toy guns.

1. Getting arrested for multiple felonies caps a 30 year political career. 2. Rodney had a hard time finding caps in size #6. 3.Give me two Alleve caps, I have to go satisfy a high maintenance client. 4.I think the CPSC has outlawed caps.

by harry flashman July 17, 2003

horrorscope

The name you call the min-cam they shove up your rectum to look for polyps if they forget to render you unconcious first. Also known as a keister-kam or the Silver Stallion.

I came up clean on my horrorscope exam last week...no cancer, but I did chew my tongue in half.

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003