Definitions by Hanz Von Steiner

fuckbucket youbucket

This is what you say if you're a giggly 11yo slut who likes to speak in "secret languages" and then giggle (teehee teehee) with her pre-pubescent friends.

Sobucket Ibucket saidbucket, "Fuckbucket youbucket!" andbucket leftbucket thebucket IMbucket chatbucket.

fuckbucket youbucket by Hanz Von Steiner March 25, 2005

harold and kumar 

Two useless pot-smoking hippies from a movie as shitty as "Half-baked" and "The Big Lebowski"

All my friends hate goddamn pussy potheads like Harold and Kumar because they waste their hollow lives with absolutely nothing to show for all their empty days except electroencephalograms full of dark spots. Fuck!

harold and kumar by Hanz Von Steiner March 25, 2005

Napoleon Dynamite 

By far the shittiest film ever to become so popular. Utterly shitty. So shitty that I wanted to cry. I can't understand why people liked it and not the 100 movies/shows/internet shorts that come out every month with the exact same type of fucking stupid humor. On top of all that it was slow paced and boring. see shit

Damn! This movie blows donkey cock! I'm not watching another minute of this shit! I wish Napoleon would open his damn eyes, that squinting bastard! If that fucking kid makes another film I'll hunt him down, eat his brain, and use his lifeless body for pre-med anatomical studies!

Napoleon Dynamite by Hanz Von Steiner March 25, 2005

tard machine 

literally a brick, a blunt object used to give someone brain damage
also "tard maker"
or "tard stick" when describing a bat or pipe

I keep a tard machine under my seat just in case i catch a little road rage.

tard machine by Hanz Von Steiner March 19, 2005

cumcatcher 

A woman's mouth (if she's a talkative whore)

Tell that bitch to shut her cumcatcher!

cumcatcher by Hanz Von Steiner March 15, 2005

cockvac 

a cocksucker, a useless or shitty person

Donny, just change your name to cockvac so people won't be surprised when they first meet you.

cockvac by Hanz Von Steiner March 9, 2005

puff hog 

vb. to suck dick, this term is sometimes used to edit movies when they appear on television

She puffed so much hog that her eardrums burst.

puff hog by Hanz Von Steiner March 9, 2005