Hanz Von Steiner's definitions

woptard

a compound word describing Italians who are especially stupid and wiggerish

That kid John is such a woptard! He's got a bumper sticker that says "Italian Stallion"

by Hanz Von Steiner March 7, 2005

gaberence

a scent composed of the nastiest smells imaginable, the lingering odor from some disgusting thing

Fuck man! That gaberence smells like shit and cheetos rotting in a dead raccoon!

by Hanz Von Steiner March 7, 2005

wetbrain

the condition of being excessively stupid of forgetful, retarded

That kid has mad wetbrain. He asked me how to spell "example."

by Hanz Von Steiner March 8, 2005

fucksteak

1. an exclamation of surprise or dissapointment similar to "buttfuck" when "buttfuck" or "buttfucker" used as an interjection
2. a dumbfuck

Fucksteak! I lost my cell phone!
or
Wipe that shit off your upper lip, you goddamn ass-licking fucksteak!

by Hanz Von Steiner March 8, 2005

cockvac

a cocksucker, a useless or shitty person

Donny, just change your name to cockvac so people won't be surprised when they first meet you.

by Hanz Von Steiner March 9, 2005

puff hog

vb. to suck dick, this term is sometimes used to edit movies when they appear on television

She puffed so much hog that her eardrums burst.

by Hanz Von Steiner March 9, 2005

eat babies

or to eat one's babies, vb.
To do well, to triumph over someone
to humiliate someone

How'd the debate go?
Oh, man! I ate their babies! They looked so sad.

by Hanz Von Steiner March 9, 2005