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tiny

The nickname of 6'8" 350lb mobster found in every prison, who has been convicted for a string of violent crimes. Usually, tiny is muscle for someone else, due to a low mental capacity and uneasiness about his size. Quite well-endowed, tiny will seek to butt-fuck people smaller than him. Tiny is the white version of Big Bubba.
Tiny is scary, but stupid.
by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004
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my fur's been rubbed the wrong way

(Phrase) I'm not feeling quite myself/I have been wronged.
Well, yeah, that. I had my mistake caught after the fact. I'm sorry, it's been edited! My fur's been rubbed the wrong way today, I can't help it if I can't do basic math, 'kay? I'm stupid. End of story. Bai!
by Gumba Gumba May 21, 2004
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machete

A knife with a handle longer than most blades, and a thin, long, staight-edged blade. Used for hacking away at foliage in front of the weilder.
Hello, my name is Jason Vorhees, I wear a hockey mask, and I am a machete-killer addict
by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004
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laddy

What ignorant people think the scottish call eachother all the time.
Alrigh laddy, ya bumfluffer
by Gumba Gumba March 10, 2004
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big bubba

A friendly male in prison, almost always acting as muscle for someone smarter than him. His caucasian couner-part is tiny. Big bubba is often shorter, but broader than tiny. Bubba likes comedians, and will luagh his 350lb ass off when you insult him. He is almost always over 6'5", and very heavy. Not the sharpest tool in the box, what bubba loses in intelligence, he makes up for in ability to intimidate, be violent, and rape other inmates. Bubba is more friendly than tiny, and usually has a lot of friends, whereas tiny is more of a loner. Bubba's will often talk about their release date. Very rarely will a bubba be able to drive.
Hey bubba... want my smokes?
by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004
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buick

Yet another poorly manufactured North American marque. Ugly as hell. Steering like a stagecoach pulled by a rhino.
by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004
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nursery crime

An act of child molestation or paedophilia that occured while the victim was in the care of the alleged molester or paedophile.
by Gumba Gumba March 3, 2004
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