Gumba Gumba's definitions

Seminifirous tablodial buttnoid

Term for the imaginary people dressed in blue that push the shit out.

"Hey butt-head, is the the Seminifirous tablodial buttnoids?"

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

kebab

(n.) Greasy turkish food that, unlike the north american 'taco' does not encourage rapid bowel movement, which in turn results in rapid foot movement to a sanitation area. Favoured by inhabitants of essex, England.

mmm, kebab!

by Gumba Gumba June 2, 2004

he got raped

Derogatory term used to describe anyone who's performance is dire due to their weird walk. The term implies the walk come from having to deal with a cock in their anus prior to appearance.


To be dominated.

Guy1: That guy has a smile on his face and the other guy's walking funny.

Guy2: He got raped.

by Gumba Gumba October 9, 2006

area 52

Sub standard to area 51, where one ventures to after area 51

Area 52 was ok.

by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

rule the shit

The furthest advanced in their field, at the top of their game.

Often used as self-celebration in "I/we rule the shit" after a proffesional performance.

Ferrari rule the shit in most famous car marques.


Nike rule the sportswear shit.



Lametalk rules the shit in getting fucked over

by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

baby seal clubber

One who goes to the grounds of baby seals to play golf. Since there are no courses, and one's balls get very cold, it is best to just whack the baby seals for fun.

Me-We'll use that iceberg as the putting green, don't you think?

Andrew- OK, I'll go first. Hand me that driver.

*Andrew hits baby seal*

Me-Looks like you went oob there.

*Hippies come and protest, one lays down on my seal*

Hippy on seal: You'll have to take me if you want this seal, baby seal clubber


Me-Have it your way...


*hits hippy and seal*

by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004

netball

(n.) A rather lame British game played by eight year old girls. With one rule change and a bigger playing area this effiminate game of skill and control becomes america's biggest sport, played by tall geeks and black homosexuals.

Netball, a girls game, became basketball


Rounders, a girls game, became baseball


rugby, an excellent game for real men, was adopted by repressed homos and called football, named after a very popular sport.

by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004