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My shrink told me I get SAD over winter and now I have to sell my car so she can tell me how much I suck each week.
by Gumba Gumba April 6, 2004
Get the shrink mug.British slur. To be a tosser or a wanker.
Literally, means a pot filled with seminal fluid from masturbation.
Literally, means a pot filled with seminal fluid from masturbation.
by Gumba Gumba March 1, 2004
Get the toss pot mug.A term from 19th Century Britain that uses a simile that is rather defunct. It stem from a time when houses were padlocked down and hidden in underground nuclear bunkers, along with whoever was in there, and burglary was less common than finding the bank of England without security guards... or so many old people would have you believe. Just use sarcasm to shut them the fuck up.
During the war....
by Gumba Gumba March 12, 2004
Get the safe as houses mug.(v.) To correct. Coming from the days of education where incorrect answers, spelling mistakes and other such mistakes were highlighted in red ink and corrected by the teacher.
a: The time is 13:20
b: 13:40- your watch is slow.
a: your watch is fast.
c: it's 13:40
B: red inked beeyatch!
b: 13:40- your watch is slow.
a: your watch is fast.
c: it's 13:40
B: red inked beeyatch!
by Gumba Gumba June 3, 2004
Get the red ink mug.Dad, what's that ugly shit over there?
That's a Camaro, son.
No the ugly shit in the ugly shit.
That's call a mulletman, son.
That's a Camaro, son.
No the ugly shit in the ugly shit.
That's call a mulletman, son.
by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004
Get the camaro mug.Sportswear brand that controls approx. 70% of the sportswear market. The vast majority of its produce is not designed for any sport. Footwear is very often heavy and contains far too much cushioning and tacky design. Made for the street under the guise of sportswear.
by Gumba Gumba July 29, 2006
Get the nike mug.A british term used by working and middle classes to define someone who wears branded sports clothing and will typically act in the "gang mentality". Usually, this will refer to a male betwixt the years of eleven and nineteen (there are exceptions) who is exoteric, loud, condescending and "up with the birds". Scallies will typically indulge themselves in a world of material things, as a front.
Their groups will stick a non-distinct, but recognisable code of dress (so as to assume that everything they do is for the group, as opposed to for the individual). Usually, they are athletic and physically dominant. While scallies can be of any class, the average is high working class or lower middle-class.
Scallies intimidate those who are seen as a threat. They are interested in whatever is in style, and contemporary, as opposed to long-standing institutions.
Their groups will stick a non-distinct, but recognisable code of dress (so as to assume that everything they do is for the group, as opposed to for the individual). Usually, they are athletic and physically dominant. While scallies can be of any class, the average is high working class or lower middle-class.
Scallies intimidate those who are seen as a threat. They are interested in whatever is in style, and contemporary, as opposed to long-standing institutions.
Contrary to what you may believe, hating "scallies" does not qualify one for intellectualism, nor does it make you "individual". By defining words on a website as a group, do you really think that you are any better than them?
Owning a Nirvana album does not assert any superioir musical taste or ability, nor can it be defined as "real music", because all music is real.
Thus concludes another session fo bitching at the non-exoteric "moshers", and the annoying as fuck "scallies".
Owning a Nirvana album does not assert any superioir musical taste or ability, nor can it be defined as "real music", because all music is real.
Thus concludes another session fo bitching at the non-exoteric "moshers", and the annoying as fuck "scallies".
by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004
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