Gumba Gumba's definitions

v2

Vengeance 2, the rocket developed by the German military during world war two. Due to the fact it cost the same to luanch 20 V1's as it did one V2, they were muched feared, especially in London which was a primary target for attack. At one point, the entire population of London was considered to be evacuated. For the sake of avoiding panic, Churchill kept what the public knew to a minimum. The V2 was eventually decided to be equipped with more dangerous materials, namely, nuclear. By the time this was possible, allied forces had pushed forward into germany and the remaining luanch sites were out of the maximum range for the V2, deeming it useless.

The V2 was a vain effort by Germany to prolong inevitable defeat by a few months.

by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

gorgeous

A term of endearment among male homosexuals who wish to fulfill the stereotyped "gay lifestyle".

Well, hello there gorgeous! Aren't you looking fantastic today.

by Gumba Gumba August 3, 2004

the prodigy

Essex based Euro-dance outfit who had a number of breakthrough hits in firestarter, breathe and smack my bitch up. Their music is often played on rock stations due to the similarities between their heavy-dance and some metal bands.

Change my pitch up, smack my bitch up.

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

woman driver

Scientific fact: female motorists will never be able to reverse as efficiently (that means as good as, honey) a man.

woman driver's score

lampost 5 points x4


car on left 10 points x2

car on right 15 points x3

old lady in wheelchair 25 points x1


Total 110 pts.

Will the insurance company be informed? hell no

by Gumba Gumba April 6, 2004

holy roman empire

not to be confused with the Roman Empire of years before, this was pretty much a non-conquering empire (by comparison). It was basically a group of 300 small territories in central Europe. This included Germany, Austria, parts of France and Italy, as well as Russia's neighbours, which later became known as the Eastern Bloc (See warsaw pact). Although not quite a country in it's own right, the hundreds of lands, known to some as the confederation of the rhineland, would unite during wartime to defend thier common interest. Although headed by a general emporer, he had little, if any to some, control over his barons, dukes and knights who declared themselves kings. It was really a pseudo-fuedal kingdom in which one part disliked the next, and did as they pleased. After more than 950 years in existance, it dissolved in 1806, the leading family continuing to rule Austria. It also lead to the creation of Germany.

The holy roman empire was known as the first reich, with the formation of germany the second. Hitler called his regime the third reich to remind people of better times.

by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

gym idiot

Gym member (or more likely someone on free trial) who is more concerned with satisfying his (sometimes her) ego than doing any serious excercise. Will show off by spending ten minutes setting up the heaviest bench-press he can manage only to do one poor-ass set of three reps. Will vie for attention by constantly complaining that the equipment is too easy, despite the fact he is simply doing two a minute on the heaviest setting for a machine.

Damn, another poser gym idiot.

by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004

gear head

(n.) A person who is extremely interested in the mechanics of vehicles, particularly motorcycles and improving acceleration.

Tom G is such a gear head; all he ever talks about is his fucking bike.

by Gumba Gumba May 23, 2004