Gumba Gumba's definitions

jaffa

(n.) An impotent person (male or female) who cannot have children. In the male, this usually produces watery, or no seminal fluid.

I hear he's a jaffa


You fucking jaffa!

by Gumba Gumba May 21, 2004

fucking cocksucker

Clichéd triple-insult, used when an object is sought after by multiple parties and time is of the esscence.

GUY 1:"Give me the keys you fucking cocksucker!"


GUY 2: "Give me the keys you fuckin' cocksucker motherfucker motherfucker!"


COP: "Knock it off!"

GUY 3: "Gi'e thi ke' y' f'in' c'suck'"

COP: "In english..."

GUY 3: "whata fuck? kbgdjgkjdgj Gi'e thi ke' y' f'in' c'suck'"

GUY 4: "Give me the keys you fuckin' cocksucker."

GUY 5: "Give ME the keys you fucking cocksucker."

by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004

Raiden

Charactor from the metal gear solid sequel, who is hated by most fans.

Not to be confused with Rayden, from mortal combat.

Raiden looks really gay...

by Gumba Gumba March 3, 2004

geyser

1) A faggoty mis-pronounciation of geezer. Maily used by people who fake a cockney accent.

2) A naturally occuring hole in the ground from which steam is released

"Ouh yeas, I'm a real cukny geyser"

by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004

re-armament

When an individual, organisation or government seeks to rebuild thier fighting power from a drastic fall.

Germany's re-armament

by Gumba Gumba May 13, 2004

sasser

What urbandictionary staff put on this definition.

You now have the sasser virus, go to symantec or whatever they're called.

by Gumba Gumba May 21, 2004

fat cunt

1) Vagina with big pussy flaps.

2) Insult used to express utmost hatred.

"She has a fat cunt."

"Get out of my way before I ream your ass, you fat cunt"

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004