Gumba Gumba's definitions

clown pocket

Refering to (generally in a male) an anus that has been widened by constant buggery. Usually a clown pocket belongs to a victim of anal rape. The name comes from the severe wideness of it being likened to that of a clown's pocket.

You got an asshole the size of a clown's pocket.

by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004

spend a penny

To urinate in a shop's sanitation facilities, which origianlly cost a penny.

What if I don't have a penny? Do I just piss my pants?

by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004

irrelevant

99.9% of the results you get from ask jeeves.

I asked jeeves about jaguar maintainance and it gave me seven pages of irrelevant websites about the importance of properly mucking out animals, reasons to buy a big cat, reasosn not to buy endangered, non-domestic or dangerous species, fanboy webpages on 1993 computers, and finally, at the seventh page; a link to jaguar.com, which only told me about formula 1 racing and buying new cars.

by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004

parallelogram

A word that only appears int he lyrics to one song- Motörhead by hawkwind, and then again by Motörhead.

Fourth day, five day marathon,
We're moving like a parallelogram
Don't move, the morning's not a pretty sight
I guess I'll see you all on the ice
I should be tired and all I am is wired
ain't felt this good for an hour
Motorhead, remember me now,
Motorhead, all night...

by Gumba Gumba August 3, 2004

stones

1) Shorthand for the Rolling Stones.

2) plural of stone.

3) Multiple people who are stoned. An uncontrollable mispronounciation.

"Mick Jagger is a member of the stones"

"I threw stones at the cats"

"Yup, weis all stones rights now!"

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

individual

American High-schooler idea. Being "Individual" Is all about moronicly blaming the government and jocks for all your troubles. Individuals are weak-willed lemmings as seen in any lame teen movies.


When they are old enough to pay taxes, they will, because they are too weak to say no. Hahahahaha!


Of course, these people are not limited to the USA, but this term probably origianated there.

The guy wearing black nail-polish and whining about the governments and big corporations think's he/she is individual.

by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

puke and rebuke

(n.) A mass excorcism where an obese pastor shouts out random biblic references while a bunch of local vagrants fake a demon inside them in front of the cameras, and throw up all over the church. Good television.

Puke and rebuke, unlike catholic excorcisms, is applied to anyone who wants to be seen to be excorcised on tv.

by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004