2 definitions by Guardian of Freedom

Guardian of Freedom

A simultaneous fisting of the vagina and asshole, preferably with crossed wrists. For those who really like freedom, swipe the hands outward upon exiting this painfully awesome position.

She looks like she's limping pretty bad, what happened?

I gave her the Guardian of Freedom last night. Things will never be the same.

by Guardian of Freedom October 9, 2011

Limping

The probable outcome of having a Guardian of Freedom performed on oneself.

She was limping for weeks after she got the Guardian of Freedom.

by Guardian of Freedom October 16, 2011