Gregory V. Richardson's definitions

assumosis

This is the disorder of assuming, since "osis" is the prefix in medicine that means "disorder". One might say that assumosis is diffusion of an idea across neural membranes, yours and mine.

Assumosis is one of his greater flaws. He thinks he knows what I think and feel, but his assumptions are far from my truth.

by Gregory V. Richardson November 6, 2008

pandacious

Seeing things in a black and white manner, like the colors of a panda.

Viewing life as extremes.

Unable to see a middle ground.

In his pandacious view, other people were either for him or against him.

by Gregory V. Richardson November 30, 2003

pandacity

The state or quality of viewing things in a pandacious manner, that is, seeing things as being black and white like the colors of a panda.

With utter pandacity he decided she was entirely against him because she wouldn't agree with all of his views.

by Gregory V. Richardson November 30, 2003

pneumocorporialelectrolysis

This word literally means spirit-body-electrical-loosening, which is to say, electrocution wherein the body and soul are seperated electrically.

After being convicted of the murders, the jury sentenced him to pneumocorporealelectrolysis.

by Gregory V. Richardson December 3, 2003

septicious

A polite way of saying what is of or like that which is septic, that is to say: "shitty". Also, in Latin a septum is a wall, so something septicious walls one off from that which is pleasant.

Her father thinks that her septicious attitude stinks.

by Gregory V. Richardson October 4, 2003

Syndeucy

A variation of Acey Deucy (which is a variation of Backgammon). In Syndeucy, the pieces all move counter clockwise with both opponents coming onto the board in the same quadrant. This makes for a much more active game with much opportunity for revenge.

They played Syndeucy into the night, oblivious that Sean Richardson (the creator of Syndeucy)had passed his idea to them through a chain of players.

by Gregory V. Richardson October 4, 2003

carsophagus

A carsophagus is a pothole in the road that is so large that it tends to "eat a car". This is a play (Spoonerism type) on the word "sarcophagus" which literally means "body eater".

He drove into a carsophagus created by the spring freezing and thawing, and the car's front wheel alignment was ruined.

by Gregory V. Richardson July 3, 2004