Gregory V. Richardson's definitions
by Gregory V. Richardson March 24, 2004

Literally this is a combination of purity and wash. It means to move toward purity by washing oneself of greed, anger, and delusion (ignorance of wisdom).
When he pondered how his selfishness had resulted in a breakup with his girlfriend, he knew he must pwash himself of that moral stain.
by Gregory V. Richardson June 5, 2004

This is a person who either consciously or unconsciously constricts the spiritual development of others due to treating others and oneself as a mere pile of atoms (see poa). This is a double pun as both a play on the phrase "boa constrictor" and the more subtle pun that such a snake inhibits breathing of the victim. Breath is known in Greek as "pneuma" and is synonymous with "spirit".
She showed herself to be a poa constrictor when she never offered any positive assessment to the fledgling spiritual questions asked by her children.
by Gregory V. Richardson July 19, 2004

His nomnesia got him in trouble again when he couldn't remember the name of his friend as he tried to introduce her to others.
by Gregory V. Richardson January 17, 2004

by Gregory V. Richardson July 11, 2004

A carsophagus is a pothole in the road that is so large that it tends to "eat a car". This is a play (Spoonerism type) on the word "sarcophagus" which literally means "body eater".
He drove into a carsophagus created by the spring freezing and thawing, and the car's front wheel alignment was ruined.
by Gregory V. Richardson July 3, 2004

by Gregory V. Richardson February 7, 2004
