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brown hurricane

When the man puts his tongue up the anus of another man then swirls his tongue around as the other man deficates and the resultant faeces looks like a hurricane. the faeces is then eaten by both parties.
Guy 1) dude i could go for an ice cream right about now
Guy 2) lets just have a brown hurricane
by Greenie April 17, 2005
mugGet the brown hurricanemug.

trick

A man who patronizes a prostitute. A prostitute's business is known as "turning tricks". Compare to john.
Sheila's clientele was upscale enough that she could afford to be selective about her tricks.
by Greenie March 24, 2004
mugGet the trickmug.

McJob

Any menial, low-paying, unskilled, dead-end job, including (but not limited to) those in the fast food industry, which requires zero creative or intellectual involvement, and whose sole motivation is a paycheck (i.e., no one works a McJob because they like it or care about the work). The employee may also be required to wear a silly and degrading uniform. Examples outside of the food service industry include Wal-Mart greeter and movie ticket clerk.

McJobs are usually filled by teenagers, bored retired people looking for something to do, retards, and struggling single parents in need of a second income.

Turnover is high, but because practically anyone has the skills necessary to perform a McJob, the company can just hire more interchangeable McEmployees off the streets.

The term's allusion to mass-produced fast food implies both the mechanical, unfulfilling nature of the work, and the disposable, interchangeable manner in which the company treats its employees.
We need to expand the skilled job market, not just create more McJobs.
by Greenie December 11, 2003
mugGet the McJobmug.

etch

1 dodgy, sketchy, scary.
2 freekishly or scarily good.
Background - developed from sketchy on the northern beaches of sydney.
1 "That Texas Chainsaw movie is so etch"
2 (tone in awe)"etccccccccccch"
by Greenie June 22, 2004
mugGet the etchmug.

choon

Song, tune; originally from reggae/dancehall culture, it has also been adopted by the drum & bass scene (which has been heavily influenced by Jamaican music).
'Tis a right wicked choon dat de selecta be playin'.
by Greenie December 11, 2003
mugGet the choonmug.

spaghetti code

In computer programming, code which flagrantly violates the principles of structured, procedural programming. Usually this means using lots of GOTO statements (or their equivalent in whatever language is being used) - hence the term, which suggests the tangled and arbitrary nature of the program flow.

Spaghetti code is almost impossible to debug and maintain, and rarely works well.

Programmers who write spaghetti code usually learned to code in an unstructured language such as BASIC, and never bothered to update their technical knowledge when they progressed to more serious languages.
You want me to debug this freaking spaghetti code? Please tell me you're kidding.
by Greenie March 24, 2004
mugGet the spaghetti codemug.

wambulance

An imaginary ambulance that comes when shit heads don't have a leeeeeeg. Someone who always gets randomly stressed out and needs a cry is in dire need for a wambulance.
shithead: waaa waaa waaa
man: shut-up Kerr...have a wambulance
by Greenie May 5, 2005
mugGet the wambulancemug.

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