Definitions by GreenMonter
tortfeasor
1. One who commits a tortious act (a civil wrong).
2. A name law students call each other because they're dorks.
3. See www.tortfeasor.com
2. A name law students call each other because they're dorks.
3. See www.tortfeasor.com
Steve: Hey Dan, how was your weekend?
Dan: Amazing, I got an A in Property Law.
Steve: You fucking tortfeasor.
<snorts of laughter>
Dan: Amazing, I got an A in Property Law.
Steve: You fucking tortfeasor.
<snorts of laughter>
tortfeasor by GreenMonter September 19, 2005
Consuela
Consuela by GreenMonter August 8, 2005
schaivo
Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): schai·vo; schai·vo·ed;
1: To incapacitate someone.
2: To deprived of food and/or water.
3: FUBAR
Inflected Form(s): schai·vo; schai·vo·ed;
1: To incapacitate someone.
2: To deprived of food and/or water.
3: FUBAR
1: Don't mess with me, dude. I'll schaivo you.
2: Pull over. I'm schavoed.
3: Dude, she's schaivoed.
2: Pull over. I'm schavoed.
3: Dude, she's schaivoed.
schaivo by GreenMonter April 15, 2005
Muffy
(1) A preppy female, quintessentialized at St. Lawrence University. The Muffy can be spotted with her Vera Bradley bag, coordinating accessories, and her upturned collar.
(2) The female partner of the Larry.
(2) The female partner of the Larry.
Muffy by GreenMonter March 31, 2005
frosh clumps
(1.) Groups of first year college students that stay together.
(2.) A sexually transmitted disease that one develops by fornicating with freshmen.
(2.) A sexually transmitted disease that one develops by fornicating with freshmen.
(1.) Fuck, there are no tables left because frosh clumps invaded the dining hall.
(2.) Eww, you should get those frosh clumps checked out before they spreak to your junk.
(2.) Eww, you should get those frosh clumps checked out before they spreak to your junk.
frosh clumps by GreenMonter March 25, 2005
boones
(1.) The headache one gets from drinking "Boone's Farm" wine-like beverages in excess.
(2.) A ficticious sexually transmitted disease about which one can complain thereby scare former sexual partners.
(2.) A ficticious sexually transmitted disease about which one can complain thereby scare former sexual partners.
(1.) Shit, I got the fuckin' boones this morning.
(2.) Bonifa, I don't know who gave it to me, but I got the boones on my thing. They all red and they fuckin' hurt. You should get tested.
(2.) Bonifa, I don't know who gave it to me, but I got the boones on my thing. They all red and they fuckin' hurt. You should get tested.
boones by GreenMonter March 25, 2005