Goosey Goose's definitions

Special Erection

When a Japanese guy with Downs Syndrome gets a stiffy.

I know this guy from Japan with Downs that gets hard ons at the drop a hat. Now that’s what I call a Special Erection.

by Goosey Goose August 23, 2020

Air Woody

The imaginary erection a woman gets when she's excited about something.

She had an air woody when her boyfriend told her that he was going to buy her the red dress she liked.

by Goosey Goose January 9, 2011

Sqwinch

The clenching of one’s anus in order to keep from shitting oneself.

I thought I was about to fart but at the last second I had to sqwinch to keep from shitting my pants.

by Goosey Goose August 24, 2020

Prodigal Dung

A previously flushed shit that floats it’s way back up into the toilet.

I sat down to take another dump and noticed the return of the prodigal dung from 30 minutes ago.

by Goosey Goose September 28, 2020

WAFr

Someone who is woke as fuck.

Everybody in my company is a WAFr, always talking about peoples pronouns.

by Goosey Goose February 2, 2022

Yanktuary

A safe and quiet place for a man to rub one out, jerk off, beat the bishop, stroke the salami, wax the knob, or any other euphemism for the act of masturbation.

When I’m horny and need to drain my prostate, I retreat to my Yanktuary to take care of business. My wife will never catch me doing it in there.

by Goosey Goose February 25, 2022

Mudvent

A type of fart that feels as though a turd is blocking the anus, allowing the smelly gas to pass through or around the turd, not not allowing for the typical fart sound that comes from free flapping anus tissue.

I need to clean out this mudvent. My farts feel like I’m shitting myself.

by Goosey Goose August 22, 2020