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A safe and quiet place for a man to rub one out, jerk off, beat the bishop, stroke the salami, wax the knob, or any other euphemism for the act of masturbation.
When I’m horny and need to drain my prostate, I retreat to my Yanktuary to take care of business. My wife will never catch me doing it in there.
by Goosey Goose February 25, 2022
Get the Yanktuary mug.I thought I was about to fart but at the last second I had to sqwinch to keep from shitting my pants.
by Goosey Goose August 24, 2020
Get the Sqwinch mug.This year I carved our Halloween pumpkin with an O-face that looks like a dude is blowing a nut. It’s an ejacko’lantern.
by Goosey Goose July 6, 2021
Get the Ejacko’lantern mug.When a guy is in a standing 69 with a lady and just as he cums he thinks, “What the hell,” and piledrives her head into the floor.
I know this guy who got arrested for giving a chick a piledriver while she was blowing him upside down. Pretty impulsive thing to do, but he’s a legend who goes by the monicker of BJ Piledriver.
by Goosey Goose July 6, 2021
Get the BJ Piledriver mug.Mass of IPA-fueled shit lodged in one’s ass that smells as if a dead skunk is stuck up there decaying.
Dude I’ve got a nasty skunk plug every time I fart or go shit it smells like a rotting skunk in in me.
by Goosey Goose June 27, 2021
Get the Skunk plug mug.A type of fart that feels as though a turd is blocking the anus, allowing the smelly gas to pass through or around the turd, not not allowing for the typical fart sound that comes from free flapping anus tissue.
by Goosey Goose August 22, 2020
Get the Mudvent mug.The type of fart released through flowing water, such as a shower, in which the sound eerily resembles a bullfrog being taken out.
I farted in the shower this morning so loud but it sounded more like a drowning bullfrog than one of my regular ones. It also had an oddly different smell.
by Goosey Goose May 5, 2022
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