Goosey Goose's definitions

Shark eyes

The look a girl gets when her eyes roll back into her head while swallowing a cock, resembling a shark’s eye lids that cover their eyes when biting.

When she gives head she gets shark eyes.

by Goosey Goose August 24, 2020

Air Woody

The imaginary erection a woman gets when she's excited about something.

She had an air woody when her boyfriend told her that he was going to buy her the red dress she liked.

by Goosey Goose January 9, 2011

Prodigal Dung

A previously flushed shit that floats it’s way back up into the toilet.

I sat down to take another dump and noticed the return of the prodigal dung from 30 minutes ago.

by Goosey Goose September 28, 2020

Siamese Dick

When your dick and balls are stuck together so bad from sweat, grime, and fromunda, that they won’t easily separate in order to pee, resulting in a poor stream.

My siamese dick is back today. It’s 90 degrees out and when I went to piss I needed two hands to free it from my sack.

by Goosey Goose July 22, 2020

Special Erection

When a Japanese guy with Downs Syndrome gets a stiffy.

I know this guy from Japan with Downs that gets hard ons at the drop a hat. Now that’s what I call a Special Erection.

by Goosey Goose August 23, 2020

Sqwinch

The clenching of one’s anus in order to keep from shitting oneself.

I thought I was about to fart but at the last second I had to sqwinch to keep from shitting my pants.

by Goosey Goose August 24, 2020

Mudvent

A type of fart that feels as though a turd is blocking the anus, allowing the smelly gas to pass through or around the turd, not not allowing for the typical fart sound that comes from free flapping anus tissue.

I need to clean out this mudvent. My farts feel like I’m shitting myself.

by Goosey Goose August 22, 2020