Goosey Goose's definitions
Paralyzing fear of catching Coronavirus that leads to irrational behaviors such as wiping down groceries from delivery and never leaving the house.
My neighbors have ‘Ronaphobia. They are convinced if they go out in public they will get Coronavirus.
by Goosey Goose August 23, 2020
Get the ‘Ronaphobiamug. A small piece of shit that won’t come out of your ass when you push, but it is the tip of a larger chunk stuck in your rectum. It closely resembles its rocky cousin, the outcropping.
I can’t push out this outplopping without having an aneurysm. Eventually it will come out, but not today.
by Goosey Goose July 23, 2020
Get the Outploppingmug. I went to the bathroom to drop a duece after lunch and I couldn’t remember if I had gone in the morning or not. I must be suffering from Shitnesia.
by Goosey Goose July 17, 2020
Get the Shitnesiamug. The description of the feeling of an individual who decided that they were horny enough to lick a dirty asshole.
by Goosey Goose June 24, 2021
Get the Sufferin’ Suckinassmug. A type of fart that feels as though a turd is blocking the anus, allowing the smelly gas to pass through or around the turd, not not allowing for the typical fart sound that comes from free flapping anus tissue.
by Goosey Goose August 22, 2020
Get the Mudventmug. The agitation created in a lap covering while a handjob is covertly being administered to a lucky male.
I walked in on my son and his girlfriend last night as they were watching a movie. They thought that I overlooked the dancing blanket positioned over hip lap. No, I think not.
by Goosey Goose October 17, 2023
Get the Dancing Blanketmug. Method of dance where the female drops her ass as close to the floor as possible while still on her feet, then quickly bounces up and repeats the move until it’s time to go fuck some random guy in a club bathroom stall.
She’s so good at that Sybian dance, It almost looks like she has the sex device here at the night club.
by Goosey Goose August 21, 2020
Get the Sybian dancemug.