Goosey Goose's definitions

Shitnesia

The condition where a person cannot recall whether or not they’ve taken a dump on a particular day.

I went to the bathroom to drop a duece after lunch and I couldn’t remember if I had gone in the morning or not. I must be suffering from Shitnesia.

by Goosey Goose July 17, 2020

Outplopping

A small piece of shit that won’t come out of your ass when you push, but it is the tip of a larger chunk stuck in your rectum. It closely resembles its rocky cousin, the outcropping.

I can’t push out this outplopping without having an aneurysm. Eventually it will come out, but not today.

by Goosey Goose July 23, 2020

Sufferin’ Suckinass

The description of the feeling of an individual who decided that they were horny enough to lick a dirty asshole.

She went all in without first checking his undercarriage hygiene and ended up sufferin’ suckinass.

by Goosey Goose June 24, 2021

Chuburban

Description of a community surrounding a city that is full of fat people.

Chuburban communities are so depressing. No one is out walking or running, they just stay inside all day long eating and watching TV.

by Goosey Goose September 18, 2020

Rejuvienate

Slang, to send a juvenile delinquent back where he came from: Juvie.

They need to rejuvienate that kid, he's nothing but trouble.

by Goosey Goose November 21, 2011

Kotex Wax

When a female installs a maxi pad backwards and has to rip it off with all of her pubes.

Barbie put her maxi pad on backward and when she ripped it off of herself she got a Kotex wax.

by Goosey Goose December 22, 2009

Ejacko’lantern

What you have when you carve a pumpkin to resemble the face of someone having a massive orgasm.

This year I carved our Halloween pumpkin with an O-face that looks like a dude is blowing a nut. It’s an ejacko’lantern.

by Goosey Goose July 6, 2021