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Fat Back

Look at that huge fuckn’ fat back. Prolly ain’t seen his dick since grade school. He’s gotta weigh 500 pounds.
by Goofnut May 30, 2024
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Maskne

The zits that grow under your COVID mask.
After a month of wearing my Covid mask, I have maskne zits the size potatoes.
by Goofnut June 13, 2020
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Chicken House

The vagina, pussy, snatch, etc. Where the eggs are.
by Goofnut August 26, 2022
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Biofemale

A female who appears like and conducts themselves like the gender she was born as.
Sally delivered her baby last nigh. I suppose that means Sally is a biofemale
by Goofnut May 27, 2023
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Maskhole

1. Any jerk who refuses to wear a face mask during the COVID-19 pandemic.
2. Any jerk who mocks people wearing facemasks during the COVID-19 pandemic.
3. Any jerk who tries to remove your face mask during the COVID-19 pandemic.
Some maskhole pulled off the nurse’s N95 mask.
by Goofnut May 31, 2020
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Fuckbus

Anything that’s crappy, stupid, untrue, wrong, ugly, stinky, broken, pointless, useless, dangerous, disastrous, disgusting, unpleasant or otherwise fucked-up.
The party was a total fuckbus.
Donald Trump is a fuckbus.
SCOTUS is a four-wheel-drive fuckbus.
by Goofnut July 3, 2022
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Balldust

After Dick had a wet dream, he woke up the next morning with balldust in his boxers.
by Goofnut April 13, 2018
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