Goofnut's definitions

Number 3

Menstruation and/or menstrual blood.

Suzy was relieved when she finally had her number 3.

by Goofnut January 8, 2022

Boating

When you drive your car through a large puddle of water in the gutter of a street so fast that you soak pedestrians walking alongside said road with a huge and filthy wave.

During yesterday’s rainstorm, we went boating in my pickup truck and soaked a fat jogger with a dirty wave so big it knocked his hat off.

by Goofnut March 16, 2023

Nostrildamus

Something you can smell before you see or hear it (e.g., shit, fire, dirty pussy, politicians, etc.) .

James’ inner nostrildamus knew when the pie was ready.

Suzy was such a nostrildamus for finding trouble.

by Goofnut June 2, 2021

Biofemale

A female who appears like and conducts themselves like the gender she was born as.

Sally delivered her baby last nigh. I suppose that means Sally is a biofemale

by Goofnut May 27, 2023

Maskhole

1. Any jerk who refuses to wear a face mask during the COVID-19 pandemic.
2. Any jerk who mocks people wearing facemasks during the COVID-19 pandemic.
3. Any jerk who tries to remove your face mask during the COVID-19 pandemic.

Some maskhole pulled off the nurse’s N95 mask.

by Goofnut May 31, 2020

Fuckbus

Anything that’s crappy, stupid, untrue, wrong, ugly, stinky, broken, pointless, useless, dangerous, disastrous, disgusting, unpleasant or otherwise fucked-up.

The party was a total fuckbus.
Donald Trump is a fuckbus.
SCOTUS is a four-wheel-drive fuckbus.

by Goofnut July 3, 2022

Balldust

Dried, crumbly semen.

After Dick had a wet dream, he woke up the next morning with balldust in his boxers.

by Goofnut April 13, 2018