Goofnut's definitions
A comet discovered in 1973 that was predicted to be the “comet of the century.” Songs, plays and novels were written about it and buildings were named after it. But it turned out to be a bigger flop than Mitch McConnell’s career as a high jumper.
The word is synonymous with overrated and oversold events which totally fucking fizzle.
The word is synonymous with overrated and oversold events which totally fucking fizzle.
Putin, fat and topless on a stallion, Kohoutekked Russian masculinity while simultaneously spotlighting the “size of the prick on that horse.”
by Goofnut June 27, 2022
Get the Kohoutekmug. Something you can smell before you see or hear it (e.g., shit, fire, dirty pussy, politicians, etc.) .
James’ inner nostrildamus knew when the pie was ready.
Suzy was such a nostrildamus for finding trouble.
Suzy was such a nostrildamus for finding trouble.
by Goofnut June 2, 2021
Get the Nostrildamusmug. An extremely fat person.
Look at that huge fuckn’ fat back. Prolly ain’t seen his dick since grade school. He’s gotta weigh 500 pounds.
by Goofnut May 30, 2024
Get the Fat Backmug. by Goofnut June 13, 2020
Get the Masknemug. In mathematics, delta means change or difference from the original value. Thus a delta male is a male who changed from is original birth gender.
by Goofnut May 27, 2023
Get the Delta malemug. A person who naturally, biologically appear like, and who conduct themselves like the gender they were born as.
My high school football team is 100% comprised of biomales.
by Goofnut May 27, 2023
Get the Biomalemug. 1. Any jerk who refuses to wear a face mask during the COVID-19 pandemic.
2. Any jerk who mocks people wearing facemasks during the COVID-19 pandemic.
3. Any jerk who tries to remove your face mask during the COVID-19 pandemic.
2. Any jerk who mocks people wearing facemasks during the COVID-19 pandemic.
3. Any jerk who tries to remove your face mask during the COVID-19 pandemic.
by Goofnut May 31, 2020
Get the Maskholemug.