Goofnut's definitions

Fucknacity

A natural instinct for being a fuck, douche bag, jerk or asshole. Variations: fucknacious (adjective) and fucknaciously (adverb).

You gotta’ have a lot of fucknacity to fart in church.

by Goofnut April 12, 2021

Short-a-chrome

When you are missing all or part of a least one chromosome. Dumb ass. Stupid. Inept.

How’d that short-a-chrome graduate from high school?

by Goofnut March 16, 2023

taller sitting

When a person's fat ass is so fuckin' gigantic that they're taller sitting than standing. A person whose ass is thicker than 5 Shanghai phonebooks.

Gertrude is so damn fat that she's two inches taller sitting in a chair than she is when she's standing,
assuming that the chair doesn't collapse.

by Goofnut November 20, 2023

Number 3

Menstruation and/or menstrual blood.

Suzy was relieved when she finally had her number 3.

by Goofnut January 8, 2022

Avian Judo

Flipping the bird.

Practicing avian judo will get you tossed from the game.

by Goofnut June 2, 2021

Pillow Factory

A group of self-serving people, organizations, businesses, politicians, publishers, commentators, captains of industry and the like, who pedal their fuckery to the willing masses. Shitbags. Lowlifes.

Uncle Rudy thinks that the ultra-conservative media and Donald Trump, et al, are a pillow factory.

by Goofnut February 1, 2022

Kohoutek

A comet discovered in 1973 that was predicted to be the “comet of the century.” Songs, plays and novels were written about it and buildings were named after it. But it turned out to be a bigger flop than Mitch McConnell’s career as a high jumper.

The word is synonymous with overrated and oversold events which totally fucking fizzle.

Putin, fat and topless on a stallion, Kohoutekked Russian masculinity while simultaneously spotlighting the “size of the prick on that horse.”

by Goofnut June 27, 2022