Five

Five-wheeler

Most US states imprint a small wheelchair emblem on the license plates of “handicapped” drivers. Thus, the emblem constitutes a fifth wheel for a handicapped driver’s vehicle, thereby rendering the car a five-wheeler.

Since losing a leg to diabetes, Roger drives a five-wheeler to the donut shop.

by Goofnut April 01, 2025

Unlegalize

The act of rendering outlawing something that once was legal. Examples of unlegalizing include alcohol (1920), marijuana (1930) and abortion (probably 2022).

When the Supreme Court overturns “Roe v. Wade,“ they will unlegalize abortion.

by Goofnut May 15, 2022

Biomale

A person who naturally, biologically appear like, and who conduct themselves like the gender they were born as.

My high school football team is 100% comprised of biomales.

by Goofnut May 28, 2023

Number 3

Menstruation and/or menstrual blood.

Suzy was relieved when she finally had her number 3.

by Goofnut January 09, 2022

Nostrildamus

Something you can smell before you see or hear it (e.g., shit, fire, dirty pussy, politicians, etc.) .

James’ inner nostrildamus knew when the pie was ready.

Suzy was such a nostrildamus for finding trouble.

by Goofnut June 03, 2021

Hurriquake

When an area simultaneouly experiences a hurricane and an earthquake (i.e., Los Angeles).

When the hurriquake hit, my house collapsed and was swept away. Another version of this would be a second Trump presidency.

by Goofnut August 20, 2023

Balldust

Dried, crumbly semen.

After Dick had a wet dream, he woke up the next morning with balldust in his boxers.

by Goofnut March 28, 2018