Goofnut's definitions

Kohoutek

A comet discovered in 1973 that was predicted to be the “comet of the century.” Songs, plays and novels were written about it and buildings were named after it. But it turned out to be a bigger flop than Mitch McConnell’s career as a high jumper.

The word is synonymous with overrated and oversold events which totally fucking fizzle.

Putin, fat and topless on a stallion, Kohoutekked Russian masculinity while simultaneously spotlighting the “size of the prick on that horse.”

by Goofnut June 27, 2022

Nostrildamus

Something you can smell before you see or hear it (e.g., shit, fire, dirty pussy, politicians, etc.) .

James’ inner nostrildamus knew when the pie was ready.

Suzy was such a nostrildamus for finding trouble.

by Goofnut June 2, 2021

Fat Back

An extremely fat person.

Look at that huge fuckn’ fat back. Prolly ain’t seen his dick since grade school. He’s gotta weigh 500 pounds.

by Goofnut May 30, 2024

Maskne

The zits that grow under your COVID mask.

After a month of wearing my Covid mask, I have maskne zits the size potatoes.

by Goofnut June 13, 2020

Delta male

In mathematics, delta means change or difference from the original value. Thus a delta male is a male who changed from is original birth gender.

That delta male used to have spectacular tits and a killer pussy.

by Goofnut May 27, 2023

Biomale

A person who naturally, biologically appear like, and who conduct themselves like the gender they were born as.

My high school football team is 100% comprised of biomales.

by Goofnut May 27, 2023

Maskhole

1. Any jerk who refuses to wear a face mask during the COVID-19 pandemic.
2. Any jerk who mocks people wearing facemasks during the COVID-19 pandemic.
3. Any jerk who tries to remove your face mask during the COVID-19 pandemic.

Some maskhole pulled off the nurse’s N95 mask.

by Goofnut May 31, 2020