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Five-wheeler

Five-wheeler

Most US states imprint a small wheelchair emblem on the license plates of “handicapped” drivers. Thus, the emblem constitutes a fifth wheel for a handicapped driver’s vehicle, thereby rendering the car a five-wheeler.
Since losing a leg to diabetes, Roger drives a five-wheeler to the donut shop.
by Goofnut April 1, 2025
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Five-wheeler

Most US states imprint a small wheelchair emblem on the license plates of “handicapped” drivers. Thus, the emblem constitutes a fifth wheel for a handicapped driver’s vehicle, thereby rendering the car a five-wheeler.
Since losing a leg to diabetes, Roger drives a five-wheeler to the donut shop.
by Goofnut April 1, 2025
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Avian Judo

Practicing avian judo will get you tossed from the game.
by Goofnut June 2, 2021
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Speedbumping

When one quickly slides the head of his erect penis back-and-forth through his partner’s anal sphincter. Reasonable facsimiles of this would be when the partner’s mouth or vagina is used.
When Harvey finished speedbumping his girl, there was some tomato skin stuck to his dick.
by Goofnut September 4, 2022
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taller sitting

When a person's fat ass is so fuckin' gigantic that they're taller sitting than standing. A person whose ass is thicker than 5 Shanghai phonebooks.
Gertrude is so damn fat that she's two inches taller sitting in a chair than she is when she's standing,
assuming that the chair doesn't collapse.
by Goofnut November 20, 2023
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Number 3

Suzy was relieved when she finally had her number 3.
by Goofnut January 8, 2022
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Short-a-chrome

When you are missing all or part of a least one chromosome. Dumb ass. Stupid. Inept.
How’d that short-a-chrome graduate from high school?
by Goofnut March 16, 2023
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