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Definitions by Goofnut

Short-a-chrome 

When you are missing all or part of a least one chromosome. Dumb ass. Stupid. Inept.
How’d that short-a-chrome graduate from high school?
Short-a-chrome by Goofnut March 16, 2023
When you drive your car through a large puddle of water in the gutter of a street so fast that you soak pedestrians walking alongside said road with a huge and filthy wave.
During yesterday’s rainstorm, we went boating in my pickup truck and soaked a fat jogger with a dirty wave so big it knocked his hat off.
Boating by Goofnut March 16, 2023

Speedbumping 

When one quickly slides the head of his erect penis back-and-forth through his partner’s anal sphincter. Reasonable facsimiles of this would be when the partner’s mouth or vagina is used.
When Harvey finished speedbumping his girl, there was some tomato skin stuck to his dick.
Speedbumping by Goofnut September 4, 2022

Chicken House 

The vagina, pussy, snatch, etc. Where the eggs are.
Chicken House by Goofnut August 26, 2022

Belgian Pox 

A replacement name for “monkey pox,” because the current name for the disease has disparaging, racist connotations against Black people. Since King Leopold II, the king of Belgium, presided over decades of murderous, torturous treatment of black Africans, it would be a just turning of tables against the cocksucker and his subordinates.
Leo was diagnosed with monkey pox, but it turns out he actually had Belgian pox.
Belgian Pox by Goofnut August 20, 2022
Anything that’s crappy, stupid, untrue, wrong, ugly, stinky, broken, pointless, useless, dangerous, disastrous, disgusting, unpleasant or otherwise fucked-up.
The party was a total fuckbus.
Donald Trump is a fuckbus.
SCOTUS is a four-wheel-drive fuckbus.
Fuckbus by Goofnut July 3, 2022
Anything that’s crappy, stupid, untrue, wrong, ugly, stinky, broken, pointless, useless, dangerous, disastrous, disgusting, unpleasant or otherwise fucked-up.
The party was a total fuckbus.
Donald Trump is a fuckbus.
SCOTUS is a four-wheel-drive fuckbus.
Fuckbus by Goofnut July 3, 2022