Gary Coleman IV's definitions

uber-ejaculation

An ejaculation by a male or female exceeding 11 fluid ounces.

After Jerry saw that her chest had been showered in a mass amount of hot creamy giz, he immediately knew that it was the result of uber-ejaculation.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

anal publisher

One who publishes pictures of his/her pulverized anus.

Man, that goatse guy is a really good anal publisher.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

Anal Lament

A fear of the buttocks.

Man, Karl seriously needs to see a counselor about his anal lament. The doctor says it's near fatal.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

Dickmany

A girl that is a slut and likes to have more than one dick in her at any given time.

Hey Mario,, I bet you five pesos that Rita is a dickmany.

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008

ADS

Annoying Douchebag Syndrome

Hey Lucas, I think Roger is suffering from some serious ADS.

by Gary Coleman IV June 13, 2008

girl

An item used to satisfy the man emotionally and sexually. Preferably sexy or fine.

I really want to bone that girl Kelsey.

by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008

asshole tear

Where someone with a very wide cock induces anal penetration and the receiver's skin tears around the asshole.

Peter had a pretty large asshole tear. I'm not sure if it will heal this time.

by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008