Gary Coleman IV's definitions

Below-Jobbery

When you or a friend has, or is thinking about obtaining a job not even a Mexican would attempt to obtain even if he did get paid a good sum of money. If said fast enough, it may be mistaken for the word blowjobbery.

Man, Target is a great place for Below-Jobbery.

by Gary Coleman IV June 13, 2008

gangstabear

A gangster that acts completely different around a girl he likes and turns into a teddy bear.

Man, that kid peter is really acting like a gangstabear.

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008

Unsubstantialism

Being in a state of existence where you have a penis that can not satisfy a woman.

It sure is unlucky that Peter suffers from unsubstantialism because as a result of it, Chris did not invite him to this month's rainbow party.

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008

super erection

When you have an erection that is larger than your normal erection.

Man, I really love it when I have a super erection.

by Gary Coleman IV June 16, 2008

gila mac

Simply put, this is the most awesome status a person could achieve in their lifetime.

He just rode a bike into the lake. What a gila mac.

by Gary Coleman IV June 13, 2008

scrotum load

A large amount of insults unleashed on one group of girls in order to begin a scuffle.

Did you say Cameron hold himself back from unleashing that scrotum load on that group of whores?

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

A.S.S.

Annoying Sister Syndrome

Damn, that girl has some serious A.S.S. problems.

by Gary Coleman IV June 13, 2008