Gary Coleman IV's definitions

nut to sack ratio

The ratio of testicles to scrotum in the human penis compound.

Hey Mr. Schwartz, is my nut to sack ratio of 16 to 3 unusual?

by Gary Coleman IV May 10, 2008

Speed Round

Quickly switching between the hand gestures for Goatse and Mr. Hands. In some cases, the gesture for fisting lessons may be included.

Did you know that Jake currently holds the Speed Round world record with a time of 32.63 seconds?

by Gary Coleman IV May 10, 2008

erection ratio

The comparison in length of one's erect penis to their non-erect penis. Expressed the same as mathematic ratios (i.e. 4:1 or 4 to 1).

Hey Roberto, my wife says my erection ratio of 2 to 1 just doesn't satisfy her needs.

by Gary Coleman IV April 10, 2008

Below-Jobbery

When you or a friend has, or is thinking about obtaining a job not even a Mexican would attempt to obtain even if he did get paid a good sum of money. If said fast enough, it may be mistaken for the word blowjobbery.

Man, Target is a great place for Below-Jobbery.

by Gary Coleman IV June 13, 2008

A.S.S.

Annoying Sister Syndrome

Damn, that girl has some serious A.S.S. problems.

by Gary Coleman IV June 13, 2008

ADS

Annoying Douchebag Syndrome

Hey Lucas, I think Roger is suffering from some serious ADS.

by Gary Coleman IV June 13, 2008

gila mac

Simply put, this is the most awesome status a person could achieve in their lifetime.

He just rode a bike into the lake. What a gila mac.

by Gary Coleman IV June 13, 2008