6 definitions by Gabe Maese
Where the male shits, cums, and punches the woman in the face and puts in a top hat. After this, he forces the woman to wear it during anal sex.
by Gabe Maese August 8, 2006
Where a man is sleeping in bed with morning wood and a woman sneaks up him, running forward and jumping onto his erect penis. If you miss, its anal sex.
by Gabe Maese August 8, 2006
In sexual intercourse, where the male faces towards the east and shits upon the female's head and shoulders.
I asked this girl if she'd ever seen an angry Muslim. She said no, and I thought, "man, this girl deserves an angry muslim".
by Gabe Maese August 7, 2006
After a female completes performance of oral sex upon a male, the male withdraws and jabs his penis into her eye socket, causing acute pain to the woman and extreme amusement to the man.
by Gabe Maese August 7, 2006
Where the male places his testicles upon the woman's chest, knocking them around until they fall into the female's mouth, like hitting a golf ball into the hole.
by Gabe Maese August 8, 2006
After my Bar'Mitzvah I had a lucky rabbi.
by Gabe Maese August 8, 2006