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Any faggot totally obsessed with bam margera. They have the clothes the boarding equipment (even if they don't skate) and try to act like him.
by gg allin December 6, 2004
Get the Bam clonemug. A Jogger Joe is usually a Caucasian male who jogs with his shirt off and wears a fitted baseball cap backwards as he makes his way through the highways and byways of Oakland, California. He typically runs along Lake Merritt, where he seeks out homeless people and throws their stuff into the lake. He claims he does this to help keep the city "clean". Jogger Joe is related to BBQ Becky, Landscape Lexi, Permit Patty and Pool Patrol Paula.
Dude 1: Did you hear about that asshole jogger throwing that homeless man's belongings into Lake Merritt?
Dude 2: it's the town asshole, Jogger Joe. His people called the police on the black folks over at the park be sure they were BBQing with a charcoal grill. His life is pretty simple: "run with a sense of entitlement".
Dude 2: it's the town asshole, Jogger Joe. His people called the police on the black folks over at the park be sure they were BBQing with a charcoal grill. His life is pretty simple: "run with a sense of entitlement".
by GG Allin July 5, 2018
Get the jogger joemug. A phenomenon where a generation of humans makes the same crippling decisions as the generation before them. Examples include: 1) having kids, because your parents, aunts, uncles and most everyone else in your family had them, most likely at an early age, thus minimizing their chance to live a life they actually wanted and now are living a life to serve their offspring. And your parents are pressuring you for grandchildren, even though you are barely making ends meet for yourself, what with working full time and being a full-time student.
2) Not saving for a retirement, rainy day, etc. Instead, you spend your money on a new pair of shoes every month, clothes, Amazon, eBay, and thinking paying $2600 for a one bedroom apartment for the rest of your life is OK. When you find yourself unemployed and broke, you lame everyone but yourself.
2) Not saving for a retirement, rainy day, etc. Instead, you spend your money on a new pair of shoes every month, clothes, Amazon, eBay, and thinking paying $2600 for a one bedroom apartment for the rest of your life is OK. When you find yourself unemployed and broke, you lame everyone but yourself.
Sean just can't stop having kids. 28 years old and already he has 4 kids with 3 different women. This generational curse is going to leave him just like his dad: living paycheck to paycheck, making just enough to get by, trying to feed a small army of his offspring.
by GG Allin June 11, 2021
Get the Generational Cursemug. 1) A new age version of a baby shower. Often times, the guests, and occasionally the parents, are "unaware" of the offspring's gender, even though someone had tk know in order to get the right color down (pink for females, blue for males). Gifts, money, food (and for today's desperates, Cash App) are all expected to be given or presented at this party.
2) an event that sparks huge wildfires in dry & drought-stricken California. The El Dorado Wildfire was caused by homosapiens needing to reveal their offspring's gender. End result was a massive wildfire.
2) an event that sparks huge wildfires in dry & drought-stricken California. The El Dorado Wildfire was caused by homosapiens needing to reveal their offspring's gender. End result was a massive wildfire.
Daniqua wanted a gender reveal "party", after dismissing her mother's suggestion of a baby shower, explaining that baby showers are "outdated". Daniqua's gender reveal party later burned down half the national forest.
by GG Allin August 8, 2021
Get the Gender Revealmug. 1) A new age version of a baby shower. Often times, the guests, and occasionally the parents, are "unaware" of the offspring's gender, even though someone had tk know in order to get the right color down (pink for females, blue for males). Gifts, money, food (and for today's desperates, Cash App) are all expected to be given or presented at this party.
2) an event that sparks huge wildfires in dry & drought-stricken California. The El Dorado Wildfire was caused by homosapiens needing to reveal their offspring's gender. End result was a massive wildfire.
2) an event that sparks huge wildfires in dry & drought-stricken California. The El Dorado Wildfire was caused by homosapiens needing to reveal their offspring's gender. End result was a massive wildfire.
Amber on the phone with Ashley: "baby showers are sooooooo 90s. Let's do a gender reveal party! We can use motorcycle exhaust to reveal the gender. Also, no friends with less than $1k in their checking can attend".
by GG Allin July 21, 2021
Get the Gender Revealmug. A specific description you receive when you fuck with Jasmine Collins' monetary gains. It apparently only works for fat, white, thin haired, cheese-smelling women named Rachel, who are managers and tend to leave certain people off the shift schedule. The voice mail became a meme and a favorite of Tik Tok. It died briefly and has recently been gaining popularity again.
"This is for Rachel, you big, fat, white, smelly bitch. Why you took me off the mufuckin schedule witcho triflin ass? You white racist bitch. Oompa loompa body ass bitch!".
by GG Allin September 20, 2021
Get the Oompa Loompa Body Ass Bitchmug.