GG Allin's definitions

jogger joe

A Jogger Joe is usually a Caucasian male who jogs with his shirt off and wears a fitted baseball cap backwards as he makes his way through the highways and byways of Oakland, California. He typically runs along Lake Merritt, where he seeks out homeless people and throws their stuff into the lake. He claims he does this to help keep the city "clean". Jogger Joe is related to BBQ Becky, Landscape Lexi, Permit Patty and Pool Patrol Paula.

Dude 1: Did you hear about that asshole jogger throwing that homeless man's belongings into Lake Merritt?
Dude 2: it's the town asshole, Jogger Joe. His people called the police on the black folks over at the park be sure they were BBQing with a charcoal grill. His life is pretty simple: "run with a sense of entitlement".

by GG Allin July 5, 2018

Gender Reveal

1) A new age version of a baby shower. Often times, the guests, and occasionally the parents, are "unaware" of the offspring's gender, even though someone had tk know in order to get the right color down (pink for females, blue for males). Gifts, money, food (and for today's desperates, Cash App) are all expected to be given or presented at this party.

2) an event that sparks huge wildfires in dry & drought-stricken California. The El Dorado Wildfire was caused by homosapiens needing to reveal their offspring's gender. End result was a massive wildfire.

Amber on the phone with Ashley: "baby showers are sooooooo 90s. Let's do a gender reveal party! We can use motorcycle exhaust to reveal the gender. Also, no friends with less than $1k in their checking can attend".

by GG Allin July 21, 2021

Gender Reveal

1) A new age version of a baby shower. Often times, the guests, and occasionally the parents, are "unaware" of the offspring's gender, even though someone had tk know in order to get the right color down (pink for females, blue for males). Gifts, money, food (and for today's desperates, Cash App) are all expected to be given or presented at this party.

2) an event that sparks huge wildfires in dry & drought-stricken California. The El Dorado Wildfire was caused by homosapiens needing to reveal their offspring's gender. End result was a massive wildfire.

Daniqua wanted a gender reveal "party", after dismissing her mother's suggestion of a baby shower, explaining that baby showers are "outdated". Daniqua's gender reveal party later burned down half the national forest.

by GG Allin August 8, 2021

Oakland

A city in the East San Francisco Bay Area. It has gorgeous weather, exceptionally high crime and can't seem to keep its sports teams. The Warriors left back to San Francisco after a 47 year run in Oakland. The Raiders, although forever associated with the bay area, got fed up with Oakland's shit and they left for Las Vegas, were the benefits were better. Raiders fans stay faithful to the team, while the Raiders themselves gained even more fans in Vegas. They built a nice stadium (the rideshare thing is dumb, because not everyone wants to take Uber or Lyft to a football game or music concert) right next to the strip. So, you get football (or a concert), gambling, casinos, restaurants, buffets and all other sorts of things. Oakland dropped the ball (pun intended). Their only team left is the Oakland A's, and even they are considering leaving for Las Vegas since Oakland can't or won't build a new stadium. The city is also rife with homelessness, since the cost of living in the San Francisco Bay area is disgustingly high. Under the over passes of Interstate 880, one can find entire homeless cities.

A city across the bay from San Francisco, that can't keep a firm grip on its professional sports teams and home ownership is damn near unobtainable, as gentrification is running rampant, Oakland is full of the good, the bad and the ugly.

by GG Allin August 19, 2021

Reddit

A social media app that is fastly becoming the personals section that Craigslist once had before it was shut down. You can find memes and shitty, self-absorbed admins on Reddit. But you can also find gloryhole locations, gay daddies, cock and pussy lovers, bear lovers (the big, chubby, hairy, often bearded homosexuals. Not the big, hairy ones that sneak into your campsite at night and eat all your food while you sleep in your camper or tent), dick riders, tits and ass lovers. The list is endless. The gloryhole section is of particular interest. You will never see a super soaker water gun the same after you realize someone named "Sooper Sucker", an xtube cock sucker with a ton of videos of him sucking every swinging dick that walks by and sticks itself through a hole and into a mouth that's on a face covered by a mask. You've got men claiming to have never had their cock sucked by a male (it's bullshit because they know there are thirsty ass males out there who will suck any dick for any old reason). Instead of ads like the ones Craigslist had, you have posts featuring short video clips and pics of guys touching their weiners or striking some weird pose to either show off their penis, ass, muscled arms with a keg belly, etc. Whatever they think appeals to the viewer.

Them: I'm so fucking pissed Craigslist got rid of the personals. Grindr is fucking useless and Adam4Adam is too.

Me: go to Reddit. I'm sure you'll find just what you're looking for. There's entire group dedicated to worshipping penises and vaginas, daddies, bears.

Them: fuck!!! I'm so fucking horny now. I'm gonna go join these subreddit groups!

by GG Allin September 22, 2020

Twitter dumping

An act thy is comprised of posting a large amount of photos on one's Twitter feed in an extremely small amount of time. Anyone who has notifications turned on for any page that they follow has experienced this. Most common with the porn pages on Twitter. No hash tags. No caption. Just 20 pictures posted in less than a minute.

*phone goes off*

Me: oh look. I Heart Cock (67k) just tweeted.

*phone goes off a second later*
Me: and they tweeted again
*phone goes off rhythmically, one every second*
Me: all this fucking Twitter dumping! FUUUCCCCKKKK *unsubscribes from "I Heart Cock (67k)"'s notifications.

by GG Allin February 12, 2021