G-Union's definitions

Cannibus

Long Name for "Can-I-Bus?" (NO!!!)
He's a pussy-rapper who's said to be all that Eminem would be if he was Black. (I Disagree) He's the little Chicken Hawk of the Hip-Hop Underground world who has been beaten by rappers in Battles as old as LL Cool J, and as roughly new as Eminem. I don't think he's ever won a Battle before and was even beaten by old whore Princess Superstar, but hey! He's got guts that one.

John Cena of the crappy WWe Show, "Smackdown!" says he gets his "flow" (ha-ha.) from Cannibus. Well, you can hear the awful Mic Skills of both of them in your local FYE bargain bin. Cannibus' "Can-I-Bus" and Cena's "WWe Originals." (Ha-Ha!)

by G-Union January 20, 2004

WWe Raw

(N.) The old, tired, worn out Mcmahon show. Comes on The Nashville Network/The National Network/TNN/The New TNN/Spike TV/The Stripperella Channel. Used to be run by Vince Mcmahon fully until the death of the WWF in April 2002, then it was run by Ric Flair until 2003, then Eric Bischoff. All of the fake wrestlers on the show are all over 40, and worn out, so their matches usually involve bone cracking, but not because of the opponents. Red Version Raw is slightly better than it's counterpart, Blue Version Smackdown, but it still is about as fun as watching the movie Corky Romano.

Raw is where the old fart Sports Entertainers of the WWE resides at. Some of their grandpa wrestlers are Shawn Michaels, Ric Flair, and Triple H.

by G-Union August 27, 2003

Giant

(N.) A very big man, who is usually at lest 7 feet tall. Ana a Giantess is a female Giant.

I wish I were A giant, like the Big Show.

by G-Union June 18, 2003

Let's blow this popsicle stand!

(N.) Lame, 50's, white-people way of saying, "Let's get the f*ck outta here!"

"Golly Gee! There's a trouble a comin'! Let's Blow this Popsicle Stand!"

by G-Union December 9, 2003

letter-number symbolism

Also known as 1337.

Also known as Geek Speak.

by G-Union November 11, 2003

corporate pedophilia

(N.) When big buisnesses in the TV/Movies/Music industry try to get their cosumers aroused to increase sales by making sexy people seem sweet and tender and making them dress up and behave like schoolgirls/boys. Often times, instead of imitation, they'll use actual children.

The Olsen Twins, Hilary Duff, and Britney Spears in schoolgirl outfits! Yeah! Alright! Sexy Corporate Pedophila at it's best! Yee-ha!

(psyche.)

by G-Union December 12, 2003

Whorin' it up

(N.) When someone in the music industry (usually females) show more skin to make up for their plummeting record sales. The more skin shown, the worst their records sales were. Also commonly known as Christina'ing.

Beyonce Knowles (still hot, though)
Christina Aguilera
Jewel
Clay Aiken (for the Homo-Males)

by G-Union December 1, 2003