G-Union's definitions

WWe Raw

(N.) The old, tired, worn out Mcmahon show. Comes on The Nashville Network/The National Network/TNN/The New TNN/Spike TV/The Stripperella Channel. Used to be run by Vince Mcmahon fully until the death of the WWF in April 2002, then it was run by Ric Flair until 2003, then Eric Bischoff. All of the fake wrestlers on the show are all over 40, and worn out, so their matches usually involve bone cracking, but not because of the opponents. Red Version Raw is slightly better than it's counterpart, Blue Version Smackdown, but it still is about as fun as watching the movie Corky Romano.

Raw is where the old fart Sports Entertainers of the WWE resides at. Some of their grandpa wrestlers are Shawn Michaels, Ric Flair, and Triple H.

by G-Union August 27, 2003

Cannibus

Long Name for "Can-I-Bus?" (NO!!!)
He's a pussy-rapper who's said to be all that Eminem would be if he was Black. (I Disagree) He's the little Chicken Hawk of the Hip-Hop Underground world who has been beaten by rappers in Battles as old as LL Cool J, and as roughly new as Eminem. I don't think he's ever won a Battle before and was even beaten by old whore Princess Superstar, but hey! He's got guts that one.

John Cena of the crappy WWe Show, "Smackdown!" says he gets his "flow" (ha-ha.) from Cannibus. Well, you can hear the awful Mic Skills of both of them in your local FYE bargain bin. Cannibus' "Can-I-Bus" and Cena's "WWe Originals." (Ha-Ha!)

by G-Union January 20, 2004

Baha Men

(N.) The pure apitome of obnoxious one-hit wonder. Also see The Macarena.

Who let the dogs out? Woof, Woof, Woof! - Baha Men

by G-Union May 19, 2003

UPN

(N.) A network that was trash from the beginning and is rotting garbage today. They actually used to have alright shows up until like, 2001. After that, nearly every damn show turned into the exact same thing! (young, black female or male in the city with sassy, and comical, yet unfunny friends.) And for some reason, each one is unseemingly worse than the last. How long will it take until they premiere a lineup that's as bad as bad TV can get? I say, a year.

The lineup of BAD shows on UPN: Parkers, One-on-One, Girlfriends, Half-in-Half, All-of-Us, Abby, Buffy, Next Top Model, Enterprise, Twilight Zone, Rock-Me-Baby, The Mullets, and WWE Smackdown.
The Lineup of GOOD shows on UPN:.......

by G-Union July 15, 2003

Whorin' it up

(N.) When someone in the music industry (usually females) show more skin to make up for their plummeting record sales. The more skin shown, the worst their records sales were. Also commonly known as Christina'ing.

Beyonce Knowles (still hot, though)
Christina Aguilera
Jewel
Clay Aiken (for the Homo-Males)

by G-Union December 1, 2003

letter-number symbolism

Also known as 1337.

Also known as Geek Speak.

by G-Union November 11, 2003

girlfriend in training

(N.) A female who is still just a friend. A future Girlfriend and often, a future ex-girlfriend.

Melissa is no longer a girlfriend in training. But you say she just a friend.

by G-Union October 30, 2003