Fuckthatnoise 's definitions

Tongue Punch ur Fart Box

To jab/stab someone multiple times in their anal cavity with your tongue

Hooker: Baby please don’t go there

Chaz: Why not I just wanna tongue punch ur fart box

by Fuckthatnoise October 4, 2021

Blumpkin Pie

It's a Aunt Jaquanda's famous pie!

1/2 cup ejaculate

1/2 cup doo doo
1 cup bisquick
1 egg

Dude I smashed that hot and undercooked blumpkin pie right in her face!

by Fuckthatnoise April 27, 2015

Smoked out

Someone who smoked themself stupid.

George is smoked out the game my dude.

by Fuckthatnoise June 26, 2021

3 Sheets

Drunk as fuck. When ur straight up blacked.

Olga: Why the fuck is there a huge ass dent in the front of your car?

Jacque: I was 3 Sheets last night and I hit a small antelope.

by Fuckthatnoise July 22, 2021

Saddle Bags

Extra belly fat and skin that hangs down on each hip of a plump individual.

That Knob Goblin sure had some huge saddle bags!

by Fuckthatnoise May 6, 2015

Blumpkin

To get head when ur on the toilet taking a Mondo Dook

Olga gave me a Blumpkin yesterday

by Fuckthatnoise October 14, 2021

Permastone

To be permanently stoned

Jimbo is down to his last few brain cells. That dude is permastone.

by Fuckthatnoise June 26, 2021