Fuckthatnoise 's definitions

Joust

An abnormally long penis that is literally as hard and as sturdy as the wood used to make Jousts in Midieval Times.

Dude I chaffed my joust when I had sex in the sand last night.

by Fuckthatnoise April 25, 2015

Smoked out

Someone who smoked themself stupid.

George is smoked out the game my dude.

by Fuckthatnoise June 26, 2021

Tongue Punch ur Fart Box

To jab/stab someone multiple times in their anal cavity with your tongue

Hooker: Baby please don’t go there

Chaz: Why not I just wanna tongue punch ur fart box

by Fuckthatnoise October 4, 2021

coagulated cumquats

When a male hasn't busted a nut in so long that his sieman begins to gelatinize in his ball sack. Serious swelling may occur. A male with Coagulated Cumquats is usually a loose cannon and could blow at any minute.

Masterbation has lost its thrill for Bruce and he hasn't gotten laid in 10 months. He's suffering from a serious case of Coagulated Cumquats and I wouldn't fuck with him.

by Fuckthatnoise April 25, 2015

3 Sheets

Drunk as fuck. When ur straight up blacked.

Olga: Why the fuck is there a huge ass dent in the front of your car?

Jacque: I was 3 Sheets last night and I hit a small antelope.

by Fuckthatnoise July 22, 2021

Fuck that noise

Nevermind that shit.

Olga: Hey Chaz I don’t recommend drinking that Wild Turkey!

Chaz: Nah fuck that noise I’m gonna get blacked.

by Fuckthatnoise July 23, 2021

stoner fake tits

The token weed enthusiast with artificial softball-like breasts.

Erin: Last night I watched a movie with my sister

Jon: Which sister?

Erin: The one we call Stoner Fake Tits

by Fuckthatnoise April 27, 2015