Fuckthatnoise 's definitions

3 Sheets

Drunk as fuck. When ur straight up blacked.

Olga: Why the fuck is there a huge ass dent in the front of your car?

Jacque: I was 3 Sheets last night and I hit a small antelope.

by Fuckthatnoise July 22, 2021

Saddle Bags

Extra belly fat and skin that hangs down on each hip of a plump individual.

That Knob Goblin sure had some huge saddle bags!

by Fuckthatnoise May 6, 2015

Blumpkin

To get head when ur on the toilet taking a Mondo Dook

Olga gave me a Blumpkin yesterday

by Fuckthatnoise October 14, 2021

Tang

A orange flavored juice beverage with a Orangatan Featured in the commercials. It's a kick in a glass!!

Dude I'm thirsty. Do you have any Tang?

by Fuckthatnoise April 27, 2015

Butt Jousting

When u jab ur penis in a girls asshole

Olga: U like ass play?
Chaz: yeah I’ve been know to dabble in some butt jousting

by Fuckthatnoise October 14, 2021

Joust

An abnormally long penis that is literally as hard and as sturdy as the wood used to make Jousts in Midieval Times.

Dude I chaffed my joust when I had sex in the sand last night.

by Fuckthatnoise April 25, 2015

Plow

To fuck

Olga is so fine I wanna plow her like a farmer

by Fuckthatnoise October 14, 2021