Fucktarded Scarecrow's definitions
Cum, Spoof whatever you people call it...
Potentail babies usually stopped with a latex implement called a condom
Potentail babies usually stopped with a latex implement called a condom
by Fucktarded Scarecrow August 1, 2009
Get the One Hundred Million Smiling Little Onesmug. When your toes are like little pink toe shaped icicles (they're always pink because of the cold, no matter what skin tone).Sometiems hurts, especially if you pour hot water on them
See:Bathroom Toes
See:Bathroom Toes
by Fucktarded Scarecrow July 31, 2009
Get the Frosted Toesmug. Fucking Loser Retard
NOT to be used on actual mentally retarded people...thats just cruel...
ONLY for use on people who act retarded but aren't
For example....
NOT to be used on actual mentally retarded people...thats just cruel...
ONLY for use on people who act retarded but aren't
For example....
1.Matt sharted at the party last night and didn't go home to change his pants...the flotard
2.Denise was being such a flotard today in english...Wtf was her problem?
See?
2nd most "amazing" word in the world
2.Denise was being such a flotard today in english...Wtf was her problem?
See?
2nd most "amazing" word in the world
by Fucktarded Scarecrow July 31, 2009
Get the FloTardmug. When you fart and a little bit or a whole lot of shit comes out.Can also have some quite humourous results..I will now tell you a story....
Once upon a time me, my cousin and his GF were having Macdonalds.My cousin told me (In hushed whispers) that he needed to fart really bad but didn't want his GF to hear.I told him to try and make it an SBD.Colin (my cousin) made a SBD but at a horrible cost....By the time we left the establishment it was on the floor.......I had to go back and clean it up....It was horrific.......................
The moral of the story is....If this happens to you RUN!!! don't go back and clean it up...............
RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here are my helpful (Maybe) catergories.
Cat1:Slight wet sensation...You got off easy...
Cat2:Spreads all over inside of boxers/briefs. If your going commando this could be a problem.
Cat3:Soaks through boxers/briefs and wets inside of pants
.If your going commando this is catergory 4.
Cat4:Has soaked through to the outside of pants and has now left a big brown/green mark on back of them.
Cat5:Runs down leg (Really bad if your wearing socks or god forbid...a skirt! 0.0 ....) ......
Cat6: An explosion (Example of it found in story).
Once upon a time me, my cousin and his GF were having Macdonalds.My cousin told me (In hushed whispers) that he needed to fart really bad but didn't want his GF to hear.I told him to try and make it an SBD.Colin (my cousin) made a SBD but at a horrible cost....By the time we left the establishment it was on the floor.......I had to go back and clean it up....It was horrific.......................
The moral of the story is....If this happens to you RUN!!! don't go back and clean it up...............
RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here are my helpful (Maybe) catergories.
Cat1:Slight wet sensation...You got off easy...
Cat2:Spreads all over inside of boxers/briefs. If your going commando this could be a problem.
Cat3:Soaks through boxers/briefs and wets inside of pants
.If your going commando this is catergory 4.
Cat4:Has soaked through to the outside of pants and has now left a big brown/green mark on back of them.
Cat5:Runs down leg (Really bad if your wearing socks or god forbid...a skirt! 0.0 ....) ......
Cat6: An explosion (Example of it found in story).
by Fucktarded Scarecrow September 26, 2009
Get the Shartmug.